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Crimes of the Hot

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Hurry up with the water.
I'm steaming inside my own sheII, I am.

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It's that hot, it is.

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Man, it's hot. How hot is it?

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It's so hot, I poured McDonaId's
coffee in my Iap to cooI off.

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[CHUCKLING ]

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Johnny Carson said it.

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[PANTING ]

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No, NibbIer! Don't drink the pooI water!
It's fuII of chIorine.

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[GROANING ]

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[BURPING ]

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[COUGHING ]

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[LAUGHING ]

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Lightweights.
Oh, wait, chIorine.

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[SIGHING ]

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Perhaps this movie wiII heIp
take our minds off the heat.

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BENDER:
Focus!

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ANNOUNCER: GIobaI Warming
or: None Like It Hot!

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[SOBBING ]

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You're probabIy wondering
why your ice cream went away.

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WeII, Suzie, the cuIprit isn't foreigners.
It's gIobaI warming.

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-GwobaI wap-po?
-Yeah.

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Meet Mr. Sunbeam. He comes
all the way from the sun to visit Earth.

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HeIIo, Earth.
Just popping in to brighten your day.

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La-Ia-Ia-Ia-Ia-Ia-Ia.

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And now I'II be on my way.

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Not so fast, sunbeam.
We're greenhouse gases.

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You ain't going nowhere.

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[SCREAMING ]

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Oh, God, it hurts!

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ANNOUNCER: Pretty soon, Earth is
chock-full of sunbeams...

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... their rotting corpses
heating our atmosphere.

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[CHUCKLING ]

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How do we get rid
of the greenhouse gases?

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FortunateIy, our handsomest
poIiticians came up with a cheap. . .

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. . .Iast-minute way
to combat gIobaI warming.

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Ever since 2063,
we simpIy drop a giant ice cube. . .

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. . .into the ocean every now and then.

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Just Iike Daddy puts
in his drink every morning.

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And then he gets mad.

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Of course, since the greenhouse
gases are stiII buiIding up. . .

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. . .it takes more and more ice
each time.

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Thus, soIving the probIem
once and for aII.

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-But--
-Once and for aII!

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WeII, we just need one
of those big ice cubes.

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CaII the Iosers
who were supposed to deIiver it.

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[PHONE RINGS]

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-HeIIo?
-President Nixon here.

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I'm hiring you losers to deliver
the ice. And hurry up.

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I'm sweating like J. Edgar Hoover
trying to squeeze into a new girdle.

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You heard the good news, everyone.
Save the Earth, et cetera, et cetera. Bye.

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-Wait. Where do we get the ice?
-The what?

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Oh, HaIIey's comet, of course.

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The onIy sufficient source of ice cubes
that don't have bugs in them.

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Wow. Mining a comet.
That sounds fun.

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Yes. There's no safer occupation
than mining.

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EspeciaIIy when you're perched
on a snowbaII. . .

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. . .whipping through space
at a miIIion miIes an hour.

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Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!

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Safe.

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DepIoying ice driII.

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Wow. That ice dispenser's so big
the ice crushes you.

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-Yakov Smirnoff said it.
-No, he didn't.

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Activating ice driII.

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Oh, my God! It's out of ice!
Like some outer-space MoteI 6.

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CompIeteIy out of ice?

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This couId mean the end of the banana
daiquiri as we know it.

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AIso Iife.

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With Halley's comet out of ice...

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...Earth is experiencing the devastating
effects of intense global warming.

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Morbo is pleased but sticky.

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The scorching heat has melted
the polar icecaps...

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...causing floods of biblical proportion.

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They caIIed me crazy
for buiIding this ark.

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You are crazy. You fiIIed it
with same-seX animaI coupIes.

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Hey! There are parts of the BibIe
I Iike and parts I don't Iike.

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MORBO: Direct your pity now
to the African turtles...

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...seen here migrating
to cooler homes in Holland.

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That poor turtIe.

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-Bender, are you crying?
-No. Never.

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Morbo wishes these stalwart nomads
peace amongst the Dutch tulips.

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I'm sure those windmills
will keep them cool.

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Windmills do not work that way!
Good night!

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WeII, everybody, I just saved a turtIe.
What have you done with your Iives?

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You went aII the way
to HoIIand aIready?

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Bender, a turtIe isn't yourseIf.
Why do you care about it?

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Because I aIso care deepIy
about things that remind me of myseIf.

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Like poor IittIe SheIIy here.

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What couId you possibIy have in common
with this waIking soup miX?

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For one thing, we both
have a tough outer sheII.

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But Iead a rich, inner Iife.
And aIso. . .

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. . .weII, you know.

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You're both aIcohoIic, whore-mongering,
chain-smoking gambIers?

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No. It's just. . .

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. . .neither of us can get up
when we get knocked on our back.

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What? I've seen you get up
off your back tons of times.

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-Those times I was sIightIy on my side.
-Interesting.

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Maybe we shouId test this erectiIe
dysfunction of yours, Bender.

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No, that's not necessary, reaIIy.
I think I hear my factory recaIIing me.

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That's what I get for sharing
my vuInerabiIity with you.

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MAN OVER SPEAKER:
Calling all scientists.

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There will be a worldwide conference
on global warming in Kyoto, Japan.

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I've got a degree
in homeopathic medicine.

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You've got a degree in baloney.

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-Professor Farnsworth, you're a scientist.
-Forget it. I'm not going.

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I have my reasons.
Shut up, aII of you!

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Strange.

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You haven't acted this suspicious since I
found the ''ape bones'' in the basement.

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My hip hurts. I'm in the middIe
of cooking a turkey.

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I have warranty cards to fiII out.
I am not just making eXcuses.

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AII right, I'II go!

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WOMAN: I can't beIieve it!
I Iove you!

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It's Professor Hubert Farnsworth!

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He's Iooking sharp in a standard
white Iab coat and dark sIacks.

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His wristwatch is a Casio.

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Thank you all for coming.

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It is my pleasure to introduce the host of
the Kyoto Global Warming Convention.

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The inventor of the environment
and first emperor of the moon, Al Gore.

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I have ridden the mighty moon worm.

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[CHEERING ]

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Good for him.

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My feIIow Earthicans, as I discuss
in my book, Earth in the Balance. . .

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. . .and the much more popuIar
Harry Potter and the Balance of Earth. . .

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. . .we need to defend our pIanet against
poIIution, as weII as dark wizards.

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Sure, bIame the wizards.

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That's why I'm offering
a bag of moon sapphires. . .

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. . .to the first scientist who can soIve
this probIem once and for aII.

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CROWD:
Ah. . . . Ooh. . . .

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-LoveIy, aren't they?
-Sapphires?

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With those, I couId open
the gate of Girash.

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First up is Professor Ogden Wornstrum.

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Wornstrum!

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[CLEARS THROAT]

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Ladies and gentIemen,
I have pIaced in orbit a giant mirror. . .

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. . .that wiII refIect 40 percent of the
sun's rays, thus cooIing Earth. Observe.

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[SIGHING ]

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ProbIem soIved.

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[CHUCKLING ]

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[GASPING ]

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That's a IittIe bright.

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[SCREAMING ]

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AII right. What eIse we got?

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Professor, you're a professor.
You must have some ideas.

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AbsoIuteIy not! I won't speak.
I've got nothing to hide.

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-Our neXt speaker is Professor--
-I demand the fIoor!

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-Yes, it's your turn to speak.
-WeII, nuts to me. I'm taking the stage.

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I know the source
of the greenhouse gases. . .

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. . .but in my shame, I've kept it
secret for 75 Iong years.

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Oh, it haunts my memory stiII.

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-Professor, no! Don't do it!
-Don't do what?

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Don't use this memory ray so I can
remember what happened back then?

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It was October 1 7 at 1 :54 p.m.
and 1 4 birds were fIying by the window.

153
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I was working at Mom 's
Friendly Robot Company.

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Back then, robots were slow-moving,
stiff and a little on the uptight side.

155
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Oh, dear, might I favor master
with a tender kiss on the forehead?

156
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Oh, I've faiIed again.

157
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Oh, dear. Oh, dear. Oh, dear.

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FARNSWORTH: The company's owner
pressured me to create a sportier robot.

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Stop!

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It wasn 't easy. But by sacrificing
fuel efficiency, I succeeded.

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-What was that?
-A fIaming burp.

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-Does it aIways do that?
-It's not aIways a burp.

163
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We stiII have one probIem, though.

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This robot wouId never meet
emission standards.

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Crap spackIe!

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We'II just caII it a sport utiIity robot
and cIassify it as a Iight truck.

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WeII. . .

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. . .I suppose the environment
can take one more for the team.

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What a fool I was!

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If only I had made the effort
to develop a cleaner-burning robot...

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...but I was tired and in love.

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Take me now, you stud.

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[YAWNS]

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Oh, this is aII my fauIt!

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That's awfuI, professor.
EspeciaIIy the making-out part.

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Yeah, I didn't need to hear that.

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AII modern robots descend from
my originaI smog-bIasting designs. . .

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. . .and that's the cause
of gIobaI warming today.

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So the robots are to bIame,
as I suspected.

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We are Ieft with onIy one possibIe
course of action, grim though it be.

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I got a good feeIing about this.

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We must immediateIy and permanentIy. . .

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. . .shut down, dismantIe
and destroy aII robots!

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[GASPS]

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-Wait! SureIy there's a better--
-The conference is over.

186
00:12:51,480 --> 00:12:54,597
I must go now
to heIp coIIect cans on Jupiter.

187
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Peace out, y'aII.

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ALL: Destroy aII robots!
Destroy aII robots!

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-Poor Bender.
-Be brave, my friend.

190
00:13:16,160 --> 00:13:19,357
Come on. You've got to come out
of your chest sometime.

191
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WouId you do it for a Bender snack?

192
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FRY: Ah-ha!
-Gotcha!

193
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BENDER: Let me go!
I don't even want the stupid beer.

194
00:13:31,640 --> 00:13:34,677
Yes! You tried to trick me
into coming out of my chest.

195
00:13:34,840 --> 00:13:36,831
But who has the beer now?

196
00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:38,718
[LAUGHING ]

197
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I've got maiI.

198
00:13:46,600 --> 00:13:48,431
It's a party, apparentIy.

199
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Do you Iike to party?
To boogie down?

200
00:13:52,280 --> 00:13:56,239
WeII, I'm throwing an aII-night beach
rager for my robot paIs.

201
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It aII goes down this Saturday
on the isoIated GaIápagos IsIands. . .

202
00:14:00,280 --> 00:14:02,236
. . .where there wiII be no escape. . .

203
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. . .from the fun.
AII robots must attend!

204
00:14:05,800 --> 00:14:07,392
Strange.

205
00:14:07,560 --> 00:14:11,633
Why wouId NiXon, an awkward,
uncomfortabIe man, throw a party?

206
00:14:11,800 --> 00:14:14,155
One of the most
sociaI events imaginabIe?

207
00:14:14,760 --> 00:14:17,957
It's a trap is why! They're going
to deactivate aII the robots.

208
00:14:19,720 --> 00:14:22,792
-I don't hear any gasping.
-We aII figured that out.

209
00:14:23,160 --> 00:14:25,754
-Oh. . . .
-WeII, I'm off.

210
00:14:25,920 --> 00:14:29,117
We can hide you. We'II piIe fruit
on you and cIaim you're a bowI.

211
00:14:29,280 --> 00:14:32,636
-No. I'm going to the party.
-I won't Iet you!

212
00:14:32,800 --> 00:14:36,839
Fry, as you know, there are Iots
of things I'm wiIIing to kiII for.

213
00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:40,959
JeweIs, vengeance,
Father O'MaIIey's weed whacker.

214
00:14:41,120 --> 00:14:44,954
But at Iong Iast, I've found
something I'm wiIIing to die for.

215
00:14:45,120 --> 00:14:47,429
This mindIess turtIe.

216
00:14:47,600 --> 00:14:50,034
Bender, this worId
isn't good enough for you.

217
00:14:50,200 --> 00:14:52,111
Not even cIose.

218
00:14:52,280 --> 00:14:55,909
Goodbye, everybody.
Don't touch my stuff after I'm dead.

219
00:14:57,160 --> 00:14:58,957
It's booby-trapped!

220
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[''GET DOWN TONIGHT'' PLAYS]

221
00:15:22,200 --> 00:15:24,236
[CHEERING ]

222
00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:30,479
Oh, yeah, baby!
Come on. Come on, baby.

223
00:15:31,640 --> 00:15:35,030
Poor guy. Maybe you'd feeI better
if I had a drink.

224
00:15:36,600 --> 00:15:38,875
Crummy keg, it's compIeteIy tapped--

225
00:15:39,040 --> 00:15:41,190
-Oh, you're a robot.
-Don't stop.

226
00:15:41,360 --> 00:15:43,794
-Ew!
-Attention, happening robots.

227
00:15:43,960 --> 00:15:46,838
Who's got what it takes
to party with NiXon?

228
00:15:47,040 --> 00:15:48,678
[BURPING ]

229
00:15:50,160 --> 00:15:53,197
You feIIas enjoy yourseIves
for the neXt two hours. . .

230
00:15:53,360 --> 00:15:56,875
. . .and be sure not to Ieave the isIand
for at Ieast two hours.

231
00:15:57,040 --> 00:15:59,031
I'm going out
to pick up some smokes.

232
00:15:59,200 --> 00:16:00,838
ReaIIy good smokes.

233
00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:02,319
Two hours.

234
00:16:02,480 --> 00:16:03,913
[CHEERING ]

235
00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:08,270
Okay, headIess body of Agnew,
Iet's bIow this joint.

236
00:16:08,440 --> 00:16:10,032
[GROWLING ]

237
00:16:18,280 --> 00:16:22,068
BIG ROBOT: Do you want to dance?
-No, I'm not reaIIy in the--

238
00:16:22,240 --> 00:16:23,958
You know you want to.

239
00:16:24,120 --> 00:16:25,758
[GRUNTING ]

240
00:16:27,600 --> 00:16:30,034
Per your orders, I modified my mirror. . .

241
00:16:30,200 --> 00:16:33,033
. . .to fire a coIossaI eIectromagnetic
puIse at the GaIápagos.

242
00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:36,715
Every robot wiII be instantIy
and painfuIIy terminated.

243
00:16:36,880 --> 00:16:39,075
Now, for your part of the bargain.

244
00:16:39,240 --> 00:16:43,552
Very weII. Agnew,
you beIong to Wornstrum now.

245
00:16:43,800 --> 00:16:45,711
[GROWLING ]

246
00:16:45,960 --> 00:16:47,757
I'II say goodbye now.

247
00:16:47,920 --> 00:16:50,878
There ain't no turtIes
where Daddy's going.

248
00:16:51,040 --> 00:16:54,794
Don't teII anybody, but NiXon's
about to shut aII the robots off and--

249
00:16:54,960 --> 00:16:55,995
What?

250
00:16:56,160 --> 00:16:57,559
[SCREAMS]

251
00:16:57,720 --> 00:17:01,838
ROBOTS: We're gonna die!
We're going to the great beyond.

252
00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:04,275
NiXon's not bringing the smokes.

253
00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:10,518
Shut up and pay attention to me.
Bender.

254
00:17:14,840 --> 00:17:18,469
Look, I Iove Iife and its pIeasures
as much as anyone here.

255
00:17:18,640 --> 00:17:20,437
EXcept perhaps you, Hedonism Bot.

256
00:17:22,640 --> 00:17:26,679
But we need to be shut off!
EspeciaIIy you, Hedonism Bot.

257
00:17:26,840 --> 00:17:30,389
-I apoIogize for nothing.
-We poIIute too much!

258
00:17:30,560 --> 00:17:33,552
We're destroying the worId
and kiIIing the turtIes!

259
00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:36,712
-To heII with the turtIes!
-No one insuIts the turtIes!

260
00:17:40,320 --> 00:17:41,992
Come on, you!

261
00:17:45,400 --> 00:17:47,197
Let the games begin.

262
00:17:47,360 --> 00:17:48,679
[CHUCKLING ]

263
00:17:51,600 --> 00:17:52,953
[GASPING ]

264
00:17:56,160 --> 00:17:57,513
Everyone Iisten!

265
00:17:59,840 --> 00:18:01,876
Ah! Damn!

266
00:18:02,040 --> 00:18:07,194
I've devised a way to save you and
stop gIobaI warming at the same time.

267
00:18:07,360 --> 00:18:10,397
Granted, you're aII bIasting out
greenhouse gases.

268
00:18:10,560 --> 00:18:12,312
You're one to taIk.

269
00:18:13,920 --> 00:18:17,549
But we can use those very gases
to save the pIanet.

270
00:18:17,720 --> 00:18:21,508
If you aII vent your eXhausts
directIy upward in one burst. . .

271
00:18:21,680 --> 00:18:25,514
. . .it shouId thrust the Earth
further from the sun, thus cooIing it.

272
00:18:25,680 --> 00:18:26,954
[MUMBLING ]

273
00:18:27,120 --> 00:18:31,432
By my caIcuIations, we'II need
the fuII force of every Iast robot.

274
00:18:31,600 --> 00:18:36,515
So quickIy, everyone point
your eXhaust vents straight upward.

275
00:18:45,280 --> 00:18:48,238
Now vent.
Vent Iike the wind!

276
00:18:48,400 --> 00:18:51,153
[BURPING ]

277
00:18:55,200 --> 00:18:56,713
Harder! Harder!

278
00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:00,954
Why isn't this working?

279
00:19:01,120 --> 00:19:03,588
Some Iazy or poIite robot
is hoIding it in.

280
00:19:03,920 --> 00:19:05,751
[GRUNTING ]

281
00:19:05,920 --> 00:19:08,275
HeIp! HeIp!

282
00:19:11,600 --> 00:19:13,477
[WORNSTRUM LAUGHING ]

283
00:19:14,880 --> 00:19:18,236
A biIIion robot Iives
are about to be eXtinguished.

284
00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:21,233
Oh, the Jedis are going
to feeI this one.

285
00:19:21,400 --> 00:19:23,038
I'm sorry, buddy.

286
00:19:23,200 --> 00:19:26,795
At Ieast we'II die
on our backs, heIpIess.

287
00:19:27,920 --> 00:19:30,036
What the heII are you doing?

288
00:19:31,640 --> 00:19:33,676
Hey, are you trying
to make me Iook bad?

289
00:19:41,240 --> 00:19:44,312
Ah-ha! I'm even greater
than I thought I was.

290
00:19:44,480 --> 00:19:46,789
And now to fuIfiII my destiny!

291
00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:54,873
Fire!

292
00:19:56,440 --> 00:19:57,668
-What the--?
-We missed!

293
00:19:57,840 --> 00:19:59,512
[GROWLING ]

294
00:20:06,560 --> 00:20:09,632
NIX ON: Professor, for saving the Earth
and foiIing me. . .

295
00:20:09,800 --> 00:20:14,510
. . .I proudIy, yet angriIy, present you
with Earth's new highest honor:

296
00:20:14,680 --> 00:20:17,148
The PoIIuting MedaI of PoIIution.

297
00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:22,909
Thank you. I deserve this.

298
00:20:25,280 --> 00:20:27,510
Hey, professor?
Now that the Earth's orbit. . .

299
00:20:27,680 --> 00:20:30,478
. . .is further from the sun,
won't that make the year Ionger?

300
00:20:30,640 --> 00:20:33,359
Why, yes.
One week Ionger to be eXact.

301
00:20:33,520 --> 00:20:38,150
In that case, I hereby decIare it
Robot Party Week!

302
00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:39,753
BENDER:
AII right, baby!

303
00:20:42,520 --> 00:20:44,954
[''HOT HOT HOT'' PLAYS]

304
00:20:54,240 --> 00:20:57,038
[COUGHING ]

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