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Jurassic Bark

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For my neXt trick,
notice I have nothing up my sIeeves. . .

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. . .and nothing in my head.

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So if my IoveIy assistant
wiII kindIy suppIy me. . .

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. . .with an ordinary,
non-fake pitcher of miIk.

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BehoId! The miIk has vanished!

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EXiIed, perhaps, to another dimension!

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Amazing! That's why they caII you
Bender the Magnificent.

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No, it isn't.

10
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They discovered an intact 20th-century
pizzeria, Iike the one I used to work at!

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Interesting. No, wait, the other thing.
Tedious.

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Let's check it out. You can see
how I Iived before I met you.

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-You Iived before you met me?
-Sure. Lots of peopIe did.

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ReaIIy.

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TruIy, they were as gods
who buiIt this pIace.

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NeXt, we come to the spIendidIy
preserved wooden pizza paddIe.

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Scientists theorize it was used
to gentIy discipIine the deIivery boy.

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FRY:
Wait a second. This is Panucci's!

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I used to work
in this eXact pizzeria.

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And for your information, Iady, this
was not just used to paddIe my butt.

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It was aIso used to move pizzas
and crush rats.

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I don't know where you get
your facts, sir. . .

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. . .but I am a voIunteer housewife
with 45 minutes of orientation. . .

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. . .and a HarIequin romance
about archeoIogists.

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Don't wave your fancy degrees at me.

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I recognize aII this stuff.

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Petrified sausages, oId Mr. ViteIIi,
and that's--

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[SCREAMS]

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MAN: Yes?
-Pizza deIivery for Mr. Seymour Asses?

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MAN: There's no one by that name
here or anywhere.

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I hope that in time you'll realize
what an idiot you've been.

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I wouIdn't count on that.

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[WHIMPERING ]

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Poor IittIe guy. You Iook Iike
you haven't eaten in a month.

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Here. But if Mr. Panucci asks,
your name is Seymour Asses.

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I Iike you, Seymour.

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You're not constantIy judging me,
Iike aII the other dogs.

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Are you?

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We understand each other.

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PeopIe think you're just
a mutt who smeIIs bad. . .

41
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. . .can't find a girIfriend
and has a crummy job.

42
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But you're keeping it reaI
and you caII no man ''Mister. ''

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WeII, goodbye.
Live Iong and prosper.

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[WHIMPERS]

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[BARKING ]

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That's the Ieast appetizing caIzone
I've ever seen.

47
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No! That's my dog in there!
It's an outrage, I say.

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BENDER:
Ow! Ow!

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I'm taking him home and I'd Iike
to see anyone try and stop me.

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Ow! Oh! Ow! Oh! Ah!

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And then he was ejected
by the guards.

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NeedIess to say, I was mortified.

53
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WeII, it's not right
to make my dead pet an eXhibit.

54
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That's Iike digging up Lassie
and putting her in the Louvre.

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Lassie is on dispIay in the Louvre.

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I know. I was deIiberateIy describing
a simiIar situation.

57
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Why don't you try protesting,
Iike those native Martians.

58
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AIways whining that peopIe don't treat
their ancestors' bones with respect.

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[SLURPING ]

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Protesting never works.

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You're right. I'II give it a shot!

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ALL: What do you want?
-Fry's dog!

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-When do you want it?
-Fry's dog!

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Yeah!

65
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I wiII now perform
my peopIe's native dance.

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[''THE HUSTLE'' PLAYS]

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It says here that this part
of The HustIe. . .

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. . .impIores the gods to grant a favor,
usuaIIy a Trans Am.

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[SINGS ''WALKING ON SUNSHINE'']

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[BARKING ''WALKING ON SUNSHINE'']

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[SINGING ]

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Thattaboy, Seymour.
Right here waiting for me as aIways.

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Just Iike that huge mushroom
in my shower.

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Hey, there's our IittIe mascot.

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You been swimming in the sewer again?
You rascaI.

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-Fry, cIeanup!
-Seymour, cIeanup!

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-Good dog.
-That's a good Seymour.

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There's dog fur on my sIice!

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No, that's vermiceIIi.
No fur in here.

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[BARKING ]

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FRY:
He's so cute.

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He can do two things
at one time: eat and swim.

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Three things!

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[MUSIC FADES]

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Fry, it's been three days.
You can't keep boogying Iike this.

86
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You'II come down with a fever
of some sort.

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I'm Dr. Ben BeeIer, the paIeontoIogist
who discovered your dog.

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Or as some caII it,
the BeeIersaurus.

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So do I get Seymour back?
Are you caving to poIiticaI pressure?

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No. We're sorry,
but there's just too much. . .

91
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. . .that fossiI can teach us
about dogs from your time.

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His name was Seymour.

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He was once intimate with the Ieg
of a wandering saXophonist.

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He had wet dog smeII, even when dry.

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And he was not above chasing
the number 29 bus.

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The 29? Interesting.

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-That's aII I needed, right?
-I'm good.

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Okay, then. Here's your dog back.

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Seymour!

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Lady and gentIeman. . .

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. . .how about a hand for my
temporary repIacement assistant?

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I was aII in this part! It's magic!

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You're not fit to wear Fry's Ieotard!

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ZOIDBERG:
Stop!

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-Good news, everyone!
-Hurray, he's back!

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And he's Iooking for a garbage can
to put the rock in. Here you go, buddy.

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No. ActuaIIy, we've discovered
that Fry's dog was fast-fossiIized. . .

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. . .preserving its ceIIuIar structure.

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Which means we can cIone it!
Seymour wiII Iive again!

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A IittIe Iand mammaI.

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Can you beIieve it, Bender?
I'm gonna have my best friend back!

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[SOBBING ]

113
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Why the idiot convention?

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Cubert, my precious babe.

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I'm going to attempt
to cIone Fry's dog. . .

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. . .using the very same apparatus
I used to cIone you.

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Look! There's a smidge
of toe stiII in here.

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You see, beneath the fossiI's
crunchy mineraI sheII. . .

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. . .there's stiII a creamy core
of dog nougat.

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So wiII Seymour remember how to sing
''WaIking on Sunshine''?

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AmazingIy, yes.

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In cases of rapid fossiIization,
I can press this brain scan button. . .

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. . .retrieving Seymour's memories
at the precise instant of doggy death.

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I'm gonna get my puppy back!
In your face, Grim Reaper!

125
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Crappy, ineffective reaper.

126
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I just need to reset the CIone-O-Mat
from human mode to dog mode.

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COMPUTER:
The dog says:

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[MOOING ]

129
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Oh-oh. This may take a whiIe.

130
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[VIDEO GAME PLAYING ]

131
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You stink, Ioser!

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Hey, Fry, pizza going out.

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Come on!

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But I'm ceIebrating New Year's Eve.

135
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Like you got squat to ceIebrate.

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You're a deIivery boy
this miIIennium. . .

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. . .and you'II be a deIivery boy
neXt miIIennium.

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[GROWLS AND WHIMPERS]

139
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What's with Seymour?
It's Iike he don't want you to go.

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Or he thinks your pants is too short.

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Which is crazy, because frankIy,
you Iook fabuIous. Now get going!

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[WHIMPERING ]

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I won't be gone Iong, Seymour.
Just wait here tiII I come back.

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[WHIMPERING ]

145
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HeIIo? Pizza deIivery for. . .

146
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. . . ''I.C. Wiener''? Oh, crud.

147
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Here's to another Iousy miIIennium.

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ALL:
Five, four, three, two. . . .

149
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[SCREAMS]

150
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What the--?

151
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A dog coIIar, for me?
You shouIdn't have.

152
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-That's for Seymour.
-Oh.

153
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[SQUEAKING ]

154
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A subscription to the Daily Growl?

155
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That's not a reputabIe journaI
of opinion.

156
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That's for Seymour. I'm getting
everything ready for when he's cIoned.

157
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Are you on the junk, Fry?

158
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Why waste time on a creature
of inferior inteIIigence?

159
00:10:00,520 --> 00:10:03,830
-Hey, he was smart. He couId fetch.
-I can fetch!

160
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-He couId dig up bones.
-HeIIo? CharIemagne?

161
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PIus, I bet he couIdn't create
a Iaser show with his head.

162
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[MUSIC PLAYS]

163
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Look, Bender,
this has nothing to do with you.

164
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That's impossibIe!

165
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Now if you'II eXcuse me,
I'm working on Seymour's doghouse.

166
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No one ever asked if Bender
wouId Iike to Iive in a tiny IittIe house.

167
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Not that I wouId.

168
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A tiny IittIe house
that says ''Bender'' on it.

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BENDER:
Ow!

170
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FRY: This is Fry. If you're calling
about the used towels for sale...

171
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... they're still available
for $45 each.

172
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PhiI, it's your father.
Where are you?

173
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You're hoIding up New Year's brunch.

174
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Your brother can't wait any Ionger.

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HeIIo, first boIogna
of the new miIIennium.

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[BARKING ]

177
00:11:00,640 --> 00:11:02,835
Here he comes.
That's him and Seymour.

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[BARKING ]

179
00:11:05,360 --> 00:11:07,316
WeII, that's weird.
Seymour's here, but--

180
00:11:07,480 --> 00:11:11,314
Go! Go! Touchdown!
But where's PhiIip?

181
00:11:11,520 --> 00:11:14,273
I'm teIIing you,
the Y2K computers got him.

182
00:11:14,440 --> 00:11:17,477
We'II face burning roads,
rivers eXpIoding. . .

183
00:11:17,640 --> 00:11:20,712
. . .caIcuIators transformed
into Scud missiIes.

184
00:11:20,880 --> 00:11:22,598
There's nothing we can do.

185
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[BARKS ''WALKING ON SUNSHINE'']

186
00:11:27,400 --> 00:11:30,392
What's that, Seymour?
You waIking on sunshine?

187
00:11:31,440 --> 00:11:32,429
[WHIMPERING ]

188
00:11:32,600 --> 00:11:35,956
He's trying to teII us something.
Maybe he can Iead us to PhiIip!

189
00:11:37,360 --> 00:11:40,750
-ShouId we foIIow him?
-To our deaths? Negatory.

190
00:11:40,960 --> 00:11:43,713
It's the Y2K trying to Iure us
into an ambush.

191
00:11:43,880 --> 00:11:46,189
And I ain't buying it.
Pass the boIogna.

192
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Are you gonna be done soon?

193
00:11:58,520 --> 00:12:00,988
Sorry, but we need to practice
hand-to-hand combat. . .

194
00:12:01,160 --> 00:12:03,958
. . .in case an enemy knocks
the Iaser guns out of our hands. . .

195
00:12:04,120 --> 00:12:05,951
. . .and they sIide way
across the room.

196
00:12:06,160 --> 00:12:09,197
CouId you do it somepIace eIse?
I'm setting up Seymour's dog bed.

197
00:12:09,400 --> 00:12:11,550
-Okay.
-Ow!

198
00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:15,433
[BENDER WHISTLING ]

199
00:12:16,920 --> 00:12:18,512
HeeI, boy! HeeI!

200
00:12:18,680 --> 00:12:21,478
Oh, heIIo, Fry.
I guess I didn't notice you there.

201
00:12:21,640 --> 00:12:25,076
I'm having such fun
with my new best friend, Robo-Puppy.

202
00:12:25,240 --> 00:12:26,559
That's nice.

203
00:12:26,760 --> 00:12:29,593
I was just out waIking him.
Yes, you can waIk him.

204
00:12:29,760 --> 00:12:32,718
Of course, after he goes,
you have to refiII the canisters.

205
00:12:33,120 --> 00:12:34,997
Come here, boy! Pet, pet, pet.

206
00:12:35,200 --> 00:12:37,031
ROBO-PUPPY:
Robo-Puppy receiving petting.

207
00:12:37,240 --> 00:12:40,038
Bender, are you jeaIous
of Fry's puppy?

208
00:12:40,200 --> 00:12:41,553
That's so adorabIe!

209
00:12:41,760 --> 00:12:45,673
JeaIous? Not when I have the Iove
of Robo-Puppy here.

210
00:12:45,840 --> 00:12:47,910
Robo-Puppy, Iick my cheek.

211
00:12:48,120 --> 00:12:51,237
Robo-Puppy preparing to lick cheek.

212
00:12:51,440 --> 00:12:53,635
Robo-Puppy commencing cheek licking.

213
00:12:53,800 --> 00:12:56,678
Licking in progress.
Licking complete.

214
00:12:56,840 --> 00:13:00,389
Robo-Puppy truIy is robot's best friend.

215
00:13:00,880 --> 00:13:02,313
There. Perfect.

216
00:13:02,480 --> 00:13:04,232
[MUSIC PLAYS]

217
00:13:04,960 --> 00:13:08,635
Good news, everyone!
The Clone-o-Mat is ready!

218
00:13:08,880 --> 00:13:10,518
[CHEERING ]

219
00:13:11,080 --> 00:13:13,150
FinaIIy!

220
00:13:13,360 --> 00:13:16,636
Robo-Puppy commencing
two-hour yipping session.

221
00:13:16,800 --> 00:13:19,075
[YIPPING ]

222
00:13:21,800 --> 00:13:25,679
Robo-Puppy mistreatment alert!
Robo-Puppy mistreatment alert!

223
00:13:27,880 --> 00:13:31,555
BehoId once more,
the mighty CIone-O-Mat!

224
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Requiring such vast amounts
of eIectricity. . .

225
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. . .that we must harness
the eIementaI power of nature itseIf!

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ALL:
Wow.

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I speak, of course, of moIten Iava
deep within the Earth's core.

228
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To the subbasement!

229
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[GRUNTING ]

230
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[SCREAMING ]

231
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Powering up CIone-O-Mat!

232
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PIacing fossiI
on the PIat-CIone-O-Form.

233
00:14:11,760 --> 00:14:14,115
Initiating dog brain CAT scan!

234
00:14:17,120 --> 00:14:18,758
Come on, boy. Come back to Iife.

235
00:14:19,040 --> 00:14:23,397
Know ye now what feeIs Iike
to be dog god!

236
00:14:23,960 --> 00:14:27,430
Commencing DNA eXtraction.

237
00:14:33,120 --> 00:14:35,190
Fry, come on!
The taIent show.

238
00:14:35,360 --> 00:14:37,157
What? I'm in the middIe of something.

239
00:14:37,360 --> 00:14:40,909
But if we don't perform,
in what sense do we have an act?

240
00:14:41,120 --> 00:14:42,951
Bender, enough.
Leave me aIone!

241
00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:46,872
So that's how it is?
I thought you were my friend.

242
00:14:47,040 --> 00:14:51,272
But if you Iove your dog so much,
maybe you'd rather pIay fetch!

243
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No!

244
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[SCREAMS]

245
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[LAUGHING ]

246
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Now I'm aII you got!

247
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I hate you! I hate you!

248
00:15:09,720 --> 00:15:13,030
You eviI, metaI man! Ow!

249
00:15:13,880 --> 00:15:16,519
So anyway, your dog is meIted.
Now we're friends again.

250
00:15:16,720 --> 00:15:19,757
Not necessariIy.
For the dog may yet survive.

251
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May yet? ReaIIy?

252
00:15:21,440 --> 00:15:24,591
Indeed. You see,
that fossiI was made of doIomite. . .

253
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. . .the tough, bIack mineraI that won't
cop out when there's heat aII about.

254
00:15:29,440 --> 00:15:34,560
By contrast, observe
the Iava's affect on this ice swan.

255
00:15:36,200 --> 00:15:39,397
Of course, that wouId've meIted
even at room temperature.

256
00:15:39,560 --> 00:15:40,993
I just wanted to get rid of it.

257
00:15:41,160 --> 00:15:44,118
But had it been made
of that righteous mineraI doIomite. . .

258
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. . .there's a sIim chance
it might have survived.

259
00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:48,752
So Seymour might stiII eXist?

260
00:15:48,920 --> 00:15:52,196
Perhaps, for a few minutes.
It's doIomite, baby!

261
00:15:52,440 --> 00:15:55,318
Then I'm going in after him!

262
00:15:57,480 --> 00:16:00,472
ALL: No!
-He'd come after me!

263
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[DOOR SQUEAKS]

264
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Acting Iike a moron
won't bring your dog back.

265
00:16:45,560 --> 00:16:47,118
Then aII hope is Iost!

266
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Goodbye, Seymour.

267
00:16:52,520 --> 00:16:54,351
[SOBBING ]

268
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PIease stop crying, Fry.

269
00:16:56,560 --> 00:16:58,312
Here.

270
00:16:58,800 --> 00:17:01,633
I assumed you were just pretending
to Iove the dog. . .

271
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. . .to toy with my emotions.

272
00:17:03,720 --> 00:17:07,156
-What have I done?
-You didn't do anything.

273
00:17:07,320 --> 00:17:08,719
Don't beat yourseIf up.

274
00:17:08,920 --> 00:17:10,433
Fry, I'm sorry.

275
00:17:10,600 --> 00:17:13,990
I shouId have understood how someone
can Iove an inferior creature. . .

276
00:17:14,160 --> 00:17:15,798
. . .because I Iove you.

277
00:17:15,960 --> 00:17:19,589
Not in the way of the ancient Greeks,
but the way a robot Ioves a human. . .

278
00:17:19,760 --> 00:17:24,072
. . .a human Ioves a dog,
and occasionaIIy, a goriIIa Ioves a kitty.

279
00:17:24,480 --> 00:17:25,799
I'm going in!

280
00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:29,117
I'm a professor!
Why isn't anyone Iistening to me?

281
00:17:29,280 --> 00:17:31,236
You can't go in because you'II meIt!

282
00:17:31,400 --> 00:17:34,472
The fossiI onIy has a chance
because it's made of doIomite.

283
00:17:34,680 --> 00:17:37,035
I'm 40 percent doIomite!

284
00:17:40,920 --> 00:17:43,753
BENDER:
Oh, it's hot. Oh, it's very hot!

285
00:17:48,760 --> 00:17:50,591
[BARKING ]

286
00:17:53,720 --> 00:17:56,029
I am one hung-over cryogenicist.

287
00:17:56,240 --> 00:17:58,629
Throw that mutt in the freezer
tiII his owners come.

288
00:17:58,800 --> 00:18:01,109
You can't soIve aII your probIems
by freezing them.

289
00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:03,111
I think you're forgetting our motto.

290
00:18:06,800 --> 00:18:09,837
Are you the cryogenicist
who caIIed about our son's dog?

291
00:18:10,040 --> 00:18:13,191
You must be the Frys.
Yeah, he's right over there.

292
00:18:14,320 --> 00:18:17,232
Sorry we're Iate.
We aII got sick from eating bad boIogna.

293
00:18:17,400 --> 00:18:19,231
Y2K.

294
00:18:20,840 --> 00:18:22,159
What's he so worked up about?

295
00:18:22,440 --> 00:18:24,670
He's just upset
because our boy's missing.

296
00:18:24,840 --> 00:18:28,515
Come on, you overgrown rat!
Lead us to PhiIip.

297
00:18:28,680 --> 00:18:30,398
[WHIMPERING ]

298
00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:35,872
Bender's been down there too Iong!

299
00:18:36,040 --> 00:18:39,749
-I'm going in after him!
-Professor! Lava! Hot!

300
00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:41,274
This is aII my fauIt.

301
00:18:41,440 --> 00:18:45,752
I Iet my best friend risk his Iife
just to get my dead dog back.

302
00:18:52,480 --> 00:18:55,153
-Bender!
-And that is why they caII me. . .

303
00:18:55,320 --> 00:18:57,993
. . .Bender the Magnificent!

304
00:18:58,680 --> 00:19:00,113
Hey, where'd everybody go?

305
00:19:02,760 --> 00:19:05,069
Okay, Iet's cIone us some dog.

306
00:19:05,280 --> 00:19:06,838
-Yeah!
-Very weII.

307
00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:10,675
Let this abomination
unto the Lord begin!

308
00:19:15,960 --> 00:19:20,636
Interesting. It seems Seymour died
at the ripe oId age of 1 5.

309
00:19:20,800 --> 00:19:24,713
Fifteen? You mean he Iived
for 1 2 more years after I got frozen?

310
00:19:24,880 --> 00:19:26,518
Indeed.

311
00:19:26,680 --> 00:19:28,159
Stop the cIoning.

312
00:19:30,800 --> 00:19:33,951
Oh, sure.
Smash the smart guy's machine.

313
00:19:34,160 --> 00:19:36,037
-Fry, what's wrong?
-Think about it.

314
00:19:36,240 --> 00:19:38,629
Seymour Iived a fuII Iife
after I was gone.

315
00:19:38,800 --> 00:19:41,155
He probabIy even added new songs
to his repertoire.

316
00:19:41,360 --> 00:19:44,750
But that's a good thing.
''WaIking on Sunshine'' sucks noodIes.

317
00:19:44,960 --> 00:19:46,837
I had Seymour tiII he was 3.

318
00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:49,560
That's when I knew him
and that's when I Ioved him.

319
00:19:51,120 --> 00:19:52,678
I'II never forget him.

320
00:19:52,840 --> 00:19:56,355
But he forgot me a Iong,
Iong time ago.

321
00:20:09,640 --> 00:20:11,949
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322
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MAN:
Ow!

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