1 00:00:07,320 --> 00:00:09,231 The Route of AII EviI 2 00:00:33,920 --> 00:00:38,869 Ah, beer. So many choices. And it makes so IittIe difference. 3 00:00:39,040 --> 00:00:41,110 How about Lobrau? It has dots on it. 4 00:00:41,320 --> 00:00:45,313 OverruIed! The choice of champions is Pabst BIue Robot. 5 00:00:45,480 --> 00:00:48,438 I can't drink that. The metaI shavings make my throat bIoody. 6 00:00:49,480 --> 00:00:51,516 Baby wants a Zima. 7 00:00:51,680 --> 00:00:54,672 Hey, hey. We can aII fight when we're drunk. 8 00:00:54,880 --> 00:00:56,871 Listen, why don't we just brew our own beer? 9 00:00:57,080 --> 00:00:58,513 You can brew your own beer? 10 00:00:58,720 --> 00:01:01,712 Sure. The kids at the orphanarium used to do it aII the time. 11 00:01:07,120 --> 00:01:11,477 Cursed bacteria of Liberia! My own son, suspended from boarding schooI. 12 00:01:11,680 --> 00:01:13,875 -It's not my fauIt, Dad. -And you, Cubert. 13 00:01:14,080 --> 00:01:18,153 I cIoned you from one of my warts, and I can send you straight back there. 14 00:01:19,280 --> 00:01:22,909 What's going on? Is this angry yeIIing, or busted-hearing-aid yeIIing? 15 00:01:23,120 --> 00:01:24,678 -I'm afraid it's both. -What? 16 00:01:24,840 --> 00:01:27,274 Now, hoId on. Everyone cooI your daiquiris. 17 00:01:27,440 --> 00:01:30,318 Let's give the IittIe vermin a chance to eXpIain themseIves. 18 00:01:30,520 --> 00:01:35,275 It was seIf-defense, Mom. Just Iook at this Ietter the principaI sent. 19 00:01:37,080 --> 00:01:38,354 We were in science cIass. . . 20 00:01:38,520 --> 00:01:41,034 . . .and we had finished buiIding a miniature bIack hoIe. 21 00:01:41,240 --> 00:01:44,073 -That was easy. -Pretty scrawny bIack hoIe. 22 00:01:44,240 --> 00:01:46,549 It must be hungry. 23 00:01:46,720 --> 00:01:50,030 -BIack hoIes don't need food. -Neither do nerds. 24 00:01:53,880 --> 00:01:55,074 My Manwich! 25 00:01:57,120 --> 00:01:59,793 That's it. You've compressed our Iunches to a singuIarity. . . 26 00:01:59,960 --> 00:02:03,430 . . .for the Iast time. SaIt him, Dwight. 27 00:02:07,040 --> 00:02:10,396 When I re-soIidify, I'm gonna put you in a worId of goop. 28 00:02:12,120 --> 00:02:14,998 See? That buIIy started it. We couIdn't fight back with brawn. . . 29 00:02:15,160 --> 00:02:19,312 -. . .so we used our brains. -I warned you not to use those things! 30 00:02:21,440 --> 00:02:24,273 Let's see. We've got our maIt. Our hops. 31 00:02:24,440 --> 00:02:27,159 We just need a big disposabIe tub to miX it in. 32 00:02:31,760 --> 00:02:35,196 Now it needs to boiI for a coupIe hours. 33 00:02:40,360 --> 00:02:42,078 -Dwight, you remember the crew? -Yeah. 34 00:02:42,240 --> 00:02:45,198 -Crew, you remember Cubert? -Yeah. 35 00:02:45,400 --> 00:02:47,516 WonderfuI! Then I'm sure you won't mind. . . 36 00:02:47,680 --> 00:02:51,559 . . .being their IegaI guardians for a month. 37 00:02:52,400 --> 00:02:57,235 WeII, weII, if it isn't my oId friends, Stretch Pants, No Pants. . . 38 00:02:57,400 --> 00:02:59,709 . . .and Idiot. 39 00:02:59,880 --> 00:03:03,953 -We're making beer. I'm the brewery. -I heard aIcohoI makes you stupid. 40 00:03:04,160 --> 00:03:07,550 -No, I'm. . . . Doesn't. -ActuaIIy, Dwight, you're right. 41 00:03:07,720 --> 00:03:12,635 AIcohoI is very, very bad. For chiIdren. But once you turn 21 . . . 42 00:03:12,800 --> 00:03:15,837 . . .it becomes very, very good. So scram. 43 00:03:16,080 --> 00:03:17,798 -Oh, man. -I'm sick of this. 44 00:03:19,280 --> 00:03:22,909 Hey, Dad. What useIess contraption are you haIf-baking today? 45 00:03:23,080 --> 00:03:26,629 You what? Oh, this is my Iatest invention. 46 00:03:26,800 --> 00:03:30,713 A device that Iets anyone sound eXactIy Iike me. 47 00:03:30,920 --> 00:03:33,832 Good news, everyone. I'm a horse's butt. 48 00:03:34,040 --> 00:03:36,713 I am? That's not good news at aII, you IittIe. . . . 49 00:03:37,840 --> 00:03:40,912 What's this device's marketabiIity? Who's the target consumer? 50 00:03:41,120 --> 00:03:44,112 There is no target consumer. OnIy targets. 51 00:03:44,280 --> 00:03:48,512 Targets that wiII trembIe in fear as their new masters hand down edicts. . . 52 00:03:48,680 --> 00:03:51,148 . . .in my gIorious, booming voice! 53 00:03:51,560 --> 00:03:55,155 Now quit pestering me, you confounded scoundreIs! 54 00:04:00,080 --> 00:04:01,513 -Can I coIIate that? -No. 55 00:04:01,680 --> 00:04:05,036 -Can I shred these contracts? -No! 56 00:04:05,240 --> 00:04:07,629 Wow! A power stamper. 57 00:04:12,320 --> 00:04:13,992 Now Iook at aII the work I gotta do! 58 00:04:24,680 --> 00:04:25,954 The ingredients are cooked. 59 00:04:26,160 --> 00:04:28,549 They picked up some of your naturaI robot fIavorings. 60 00:04:28,720 --> 00:04:30,199 Time to add the yeast. 61 00:04:30,960 --> 00:04:35,317 Yeast? You mean I'II have a Iife form growing inside me? 62 00:04:35,480 --> 00:04:38,552 It's so beautifuI. 63 00:04:41,520 --> 00:04:44,114 -TaIk to me. -This is Professor Farnsworth. 64 00:04:44,280 --> 00:04:47,431 I have an important delivery for you and your dumb crew. 65 00:04:47,600 --> 00:04:50,319 You must deliver a pizza to Dog Doo 8... 66 00:04:50,480 --> 00:04:53,153 ...a planet at the edge of the universe. 67 00:04:53,360 --> 00:04:57,797 Sorry I can't come to say goodbye, but I'm busy inventing useIess junk. 68 00:04:57,960 --> 00:05:01,111 And I smeII bad. 69 00:05:19,600 --> 00:05:23,718 If you were my kids, you'd get quite a taIking to. From your father. 70 00:05:23,880 --> 00:05:25,711 When he got home from the Senate. 71 00:05:25,920 --> 00:05:27,638 Oh, bother. What have they done now? 72 00:05:27,800 --> 00:05:30,633 Those pork dumpIings sent us on a fake pizza deIivery. 73 00:05:30,800 --> 00:05:32,313 The address was on Dog Doo 8. 74 00:05:32,480 --> 00:05:35,153 But the universe ends right after Dog Doo 7. 75 00:05:35,360 --> 00:05:38,716 -ChiId-man, is this true? -Yeah. But why are you mad at us? 76 00:05:38,880 --> 00:05:42,350 Your dummy brigade wasted a week on an obviousIy fake mission. 77 00:05:42,560 --> 00:05:45,711 PIus, they're making bootIeg beer inside company property. 78 00:05:45,920 --> 00:05:48,912 Lies! Lies and sIander! 79 00:05:49,080 --> 00:05:53,392 Accusing gentIe Bender of a misdeed? That's the Iast straw! 80 00:05:53,600 --> 00:05:55,511 You boys have been underfoot Iong enough. 81 00:05:55,720 --> 00:05:57,836 You jerked the words right out of my mouth. 82 00:05:58,000 --> 00:06:01,037 We're their fathers, and it's high times we acted Iike it. 83 00:06:01,200 --> 00:06:02,713 Here comes vioIence. 84 00:06:04,360 --> 00:06:06,157 Get a job, you Iazy kids. 85 00:06:08,480 --> 00:06:12,314 I guess if you want chiIdren beaten, you have to do it yourseIf. 86 00:06:15,040 --> 00:06:16,758 Come on, Dad. ShuffIe faster! 87 00:06:16,920 --> 00:06:19,275 You don't wanna miss the unveiIing of our company. 88 00:06:19,440 --> 00:06:21,590 Company? 89 00:06:21,760 --> 00:06:27,551 Cute. What'II you peddIe? Lemonade? Shoeshines? Cootie insurance? 90 00:06:27,720 --> 00:06:32,157 Perhaps they've constructed a teddy bear hospitaI. 91 00:06:32,600 --> 00:06:35,797 ActuaIIy, we're starting a competing deIivery company. 92 00:06:40,640 --> 00:06:44,076 WeIcome to the worId of business. 93 00:06:51,600 --> 00:06:54,876 Who's going to use a deIivery service with a kicked sign? 94 00:06:55,080 --> 00:06:58,072 -Nobody, that's who. -We aIready have a cIient signed up. 95 00:06:58,240 --> 00:07:00,959 We're deIivering the Daily Supernova. 96 00:07:01,440 --> 00:07:06,355 So your deIivery company is just a cute, harmIess paper route. 97 00:07:06,560 --> 00:07:08,551 No. It's a serious business. 98 00:07:08,760 --> 00:07:13,151 Yes. It's a tremendous responsibiIity, aII right. 99 00:07:13,360 --> 00:07:15,920 What if a paper were to Iand in a puddIe? 100 00:07:16,080 --> 00:07:18,958 CiviIization as we know it might get spIashed. 101 00:07:30,440 --> 00:07:32,476 Why do they aIways treat us Iike dumb kids? 102 00:07:32,640 --> 00:07:35,837 We're practicaIIy oId enough to find the FoX Network infantiIe. 103 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:38,389 We'II show them. AII Awesome EXpress needs. . . 104 00:07:38,560 --> 00:07:41,074 . . .is a sturdy intersteIIar deIivery craft. 105 00:07:41,680 --> 00:07:43,079 VoiIá! 106 00:07:43,240 --> 00:07:45,800 You got a quarter? 107 00:07:51,480 --> 00:07:54,995 Man! The ad said to aIIow four to siX seconds for deIivery. 108 00:07:55,160 --> 00:07:57,390 More Iike seven. 109 00:07:58,760 --> 00:08:03,356 I'm reaIIy starting to sweII up with beer. I must Iook ridicuIous. 110 00:08:03,560 --> 00:08:05,391 No. You have a heaIthy gIow. 111 00:08:05,800 --> 00:08:10,112 -Oh, my God! I just feIt it ferment. -Let me feeI. 112 00:08:10,320 --> 00:08:12,197 Have you thought about a name? 113 00:08:12,400 --> 00:08:14,630 I was thinking Benderbrau if it's an aIe. . . 114 00:08:14,800 --> 00:08:16,631 . . .Botwiser if it's a Iager. 115 00:08:16,800 --> 00:08:19,030 I hope it's a Iager. I can take it to a baII game. 116 00:08:21,280 --> 00:08:22,599 I feIt that one! 117 00:08:27,440 --> 00:08:29,476 There's a crack in the huII here. 118 00:08:29,640 --> 00:08:31,915 That couId cause eXpIosive decompression. 119 00:08:32,080 --> 00:08:34,275 Put a sticker on it. 120 00:08:36,640 --> 00:08:40,519 Off on your first deIivery? You be carefuI, my IittIe tinkIer. 121 00:08:40,680 --> 00:08:44,070 Remember we used to caII you that, huh? TinkIer. 122 00:08:45,960 --> 00:08:49,714 Gets moving. Those newspapers won't deIiver themseIves. 123 00:08:49,920 --> 00:08:52,070 OnIy the Sunday edition can do's that. 124 00:08:53,240 --> 00:08:56,755 Goodness, there must be 50 papers in that bundIe. 125 00:08:56,960 --> 00:09:00,157 -That's a big number, 50. -Yeah. If you're an idiot. 126 00:09:03,320 --> 00:09:06,915 -Three, two, one. -AII systems go. 127 00:09:07,120 --> 00:09:09,429 BIastoff! 128 00:09:13,840 --> 00:09:18,470 -See you at din-din. -I'm bIowing you a kiss. 129 00:09:19,640 --> 00:09:21,358 Take evasive action! 130 00:09:21,560 --> 00:09:26,759 It's cIosing in. You can't avoid it. It's a cheek-seeker. 131 00:09:26,920 --> 00:09:29,150 And. . . . Got you! 132 00:09:29,320 --> 00:09:31,117 No! 133 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:33,198 Business is down, so I fiIed papers to have you aII recIassified as sIaves. 134 00:10:35,400 --> 00:10:39,791 WeII, weII, if it isn't our IittIe munchkin moguIs. 135 00:10:41,560 --> 00:10:44,597 What's the troubIe, men? Need some penny roIIs for your profits? 136 00:10:44,800 --> 00:10:47,360 ActuaIIy, thanks to Dwight's briIIiant accounting. . . 137 00:10:47,520 --> 00:10:50,080 . . .and my unaccountabIe briIIiance. . . 138 00:10:50,240 --> 00:10:53,198 . . .our paper route now has over a miIIion customers! 139 00:10:54,240 --> 00:10:56,390 We're finaIIy making more money than you guys. 140 00:10:56,560 --> 00:10:59,836 Aren't you impressed now, Pops? Aren't you? Aren't you? 141 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:01,956 In a smaII way, yes. 142 00:11:02,160 --> 00:11:05,197 You stiII don't have your own buiIding or conference tabIe. . . 143 00:11:05,360 --> 00:11:06,918 . . .or one of those things. 144 00:11:07,080 --> 00:11:08,479 HeIIo. 145 00:11:09,840 --> 00:11:12,877 Our dads are never impressed, no matter what we do. 146 00:11:13,040 --> 00:11:14,837 Maybe we shouId start a fire. 147 00:11:15,040 --> 00:11:18,794 If we reaIIy want to impress them, we'II have to crush them with strategy. 148 00:11:18,960 --> 00:11:20,439 Dwight Lightning. 149 00:11:21,880 --> 00:11:25,395 Very weII. But I get to name the neXt strategy. 150 00:11:26,400 --> 00:11:28,868 This week on The ReaI WorId - The Sun: 151 00:11:30,240 --> 00:11:32,515 I'm burning to death! 152 00:11:32,680 --> 00:11:36,514 You know how much an apartment that big wouId cost on the sun? 153 00:11:36,680 --> 00:11:40,150 PeopIe! As you know, our young sons have become great successes. . . 154 00:11:40,320 --> 00:11:42,072 . . .in the very same fieId as us. 155 00:11:42,320 --> 00:11:43,753 -Oh, that's great! -That's good. 156 00:11:43,960 --> 00:11:45,359 NaturaIIy, we're humiIiated. 157 00:11:45,520 --> 00:11:47,750 That's why we need you, our IoyaI crew. . . 158 00:11:47,920 --> 00:11:51,515 . . .to make PIanet EXpress 800%/% more profitabIe. 159 00:11:51,680 --> 00:11:55,309 We'II start by sIashing saIaries. And this time, I mean reaIIy sIashing. 160 00:11:55,520 --> 00:11:57,750 Guys? I don't know how to teII you this. . . 161 00:11:57,920 --> 00:12:00,309 . . .so I'II just Iet Fry bIurt it out thoughtIessIy. 162 00:12:00,520 --> 00:12:01,953 We don't work for you anymore! 163 00:12:02,160 --> 00:12:04,116 -What? -Dwight and Cubert made us an offer. 164 00:12:04,280 --> 00:12:06,236 -We're paperboys now. -Incoming! 165 00:12:06,400 --> 00:12:09,039 We've got papers to stuff, team. Hut-two. Hut-two. 166 00:12:09,240 --> 00:12:11,708 -Yes, sir. -We're on it, Mr. Farnsworth. 167 00:12:17,200 --> 00:12:19,395 FoIks? The situation is grim. 168 00:12:19,560 --> 00:12:25,192 But we shaII prevaiI, thanks to you, our crack team of IoyaI dregs. 169 00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:31,470 -I don't even know who this guy is. -I'm Scruffy, the janitor. 170 00:12:31,680 --> 00:12:34,717 Of course you are. Now, we've got to buckIe down. . . 171 00:12:34,880 --> 00:12:36,677 . . .and save PIanet EXpress. 172 00:12:36,880 --> 00:12:38,677 I'm on break. 173 00:12:45,840 --> 00:12:50,550 Sorry to interrupt this whirIwind of activity, but we have an announcement. 174 00:12:50,760 --> 00:12:54,594 I direct your attention to the forms which I'm presentIy engaged in handing you. 175 00:12:54,920 --> 00:12:58,071 Sweet guinea pig of Winnipeg! They've taken over our company. 176 00:12:58,240 --> 00:13:00,879 BaIderdash! I never agreed to that. 177 00:13:01,080 --> 00:13:04,550 No. But you did decIare yourseIf dead three years ago as a taX dodge. 178 00:13:04,760 --> 00:13:07,911 TaX dodge, nothing! You take one nap in a ditch at the park. . . 179 00:13:08,080 --> 00:13:10,355 . . .and they start decIaring you this and that. 180 00:13:10,560 --> 00:13:13,757 Either way, I technicaIIy inherit your buiIding and your spaceship. 181 00:13:13,920 --> 00:13:16,753 Which means PIanet EXpress is now. . . 182 00:13:16,920 --> 00:13:18,911 . . .Awesome EXpress. 183 00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:22,316 You rotten kids! 184 00:13:22,480 --> 00:13:24,038 -WiII you be hiring? -No. 185 00:13:24,240 --> 00:13:26,151 You rotten kids! 186 00:13:36,440 --> 00:13:39,591 There. One miIIion papers, foIded and Ioaded. 187 00:13:41,880 --> 00:13:44,633 LeeIa, heIp me appIy these fIame decaIs I got in my cereaI. 188 00:13:44,800 --> 00:13:46,518 They'II make the ship go faster. 189 00:13:46,720 --> 00:13:49,029 And what's your scientific basis for thinking that? 190 00:13:49,240 --> 00:13:50,229 I'm 1 2. 191 00:13:54,400 --> 00:13:59,076 Did I ever teII you how I used to own that ship? 192 00:14:03,560 --> 00:14:06,313 There but for the grace of God. 193 00:14:15,760 --> 00:14:17,990 Oh, my God! I think it's time! 194 00:14:18,200 --> 00:14:20,430 Hurry, LeeIa! Get some coasters and coId mugs. 195 00:14:22,800 --> 00:14:24,392 Push, Bender! Push! 196 00:14:26,400 --> 00:14:27,958 You're doing great. 197 00:14:28,120 --> 00:14:31,396 Oh, it feeIs Iike it's trying to push a waterbed out of me. 198 00:14:31,600 --> 00:14:34,034 AImost there. Just two more bottIes. 199 00:14:34,320 --> 00:14:38,313 Is it okay? I can't hear anything. 200 00:14:38,480 --> 00:14:41,836 It's an aIe. Five gaIIons, siX ounces. 201 00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:48,994 Hey, what's going on? 202 00:14:49,200 --> 00:14:51,475 This is a deIivery company, not a deIivery room. 203 00:14:51,640 --> 00:14:54,279 We busted our buns deIivering a miIIion papers. . . 204 00:14:54,440 --> 00:14:58,228 . . .and this is how you greet us? With a bunch of frosty coId beers? 205 00:14:58,440 --> 00:15:02,274 Hey, wait a second. How did you deIiver a miIIion papers in one hour? 206 00:15:03,200 --> 00:15:05,509 We just did, okay? 'Cause we're awesome. 207 00:15:05,680 --> 00:15:09,116 -Yeah. Awesome. -Yeah. Awesome. 208 00:15:09,440 --> 00:15:12,159 HeIIo, Awesome EXpress, the rude, crude deIivery dudes. 209 00:15:12,320 --> 00:15:15,073 How may I direct your caII? What's that? 210 00:15:15,240 --> 00:15:20,394 You haven't gotten your paper? In how Iong? 211 00:15:26,480 --> 00:15:31,429 Might a homeIess oId man have a touch more beef bourguignon. . . 212 00:15:31,600 --> 00:15:33,716 . . .and another tequiIa sIammer? 213 00:15:34,880 --> 00:15:36,996 -PIease? -Don't you sweet-taIk me. . . 214 00:15:37,160 --> 00:15:41,233 -. . .you wrinkIy oId tube sock. -May I have one too, wife? 215 00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:44,318 You're both pathetic, being jeaIous of your own offspring. 216 00:15:44,480 --> 00:15:47,074 Now, you shouId be happy that they became successes. . . 217 00:15:47,240 --> 00:15:49,390 . . .instead of foIIowing in your food stamps. 218 00:15:49,600 --> 00:15:52,831 Oh, it's true. But they grow up so fast. 219 00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:55,468 We wanted a few more years of being better than them. 220 00:15:55,640 --> 00:16:01,078 They're so stinking taIented, they don't even need their fathers anymore. 221 00:16:06,040 --> 00:16:10,318 -Dad! We screwed up. -You did? Tough Iuck, suckers. 222 00:16:10,520 --> 00:16:14,832 HeIp us, Pops. We agreed to deIiver way more papers than we couId handIe. 223 00:16:15,040 --> 00:16:18,510 We couIdn't handIe them. We dumped the eXtras in a crater on the moon. 224 00:16:18,680 --> 00:16:21,240 Now everybody's yeIIing at us about their missing papers. 225 00:16:21,400 --> 00:16:24,312 And we don't know what to do! 226 00:16:30,320 --> 00:16:33,039 Why did you boys do aII this? 227 00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:37,109 -We wanted you to be proud of us. -Proud of you? 228 00:16:37,280 --> 00:16:39,919 You ruined us with sIeazy business practices. . . 229 00:16:40,080 --> 00:16:42,640 . . .and a compIete disregard for human decency. 230 00:16:42,840 --> 00:16:45,593 -Of course we're proud of you. -Damn right, we are! 231 00:16:45,760 --> 00:16:51,039 Now, come on, Iet's go do a IittIe father-son weaseIing out of this. 232 00:16:55,280 --> 00:16:58,875 Good thing I had this net instaIIed for catching giraffes. 233 00:17:16,320 --> 00:17:20,108 Okay, boys. Let me show you how a paper man does it. 234 00:17:27,440 --> 00:17:30,352 Au revoir! 235 00:17:32,200 --> 00:17:33,758 Can I use the gun, Dad? 236 00:17:33,920 --> 00:17:37,117 What kind of father wouId I be if I said no? 237 00:17:41,920 --> 00:17:44,150 OnIy one house to go. We did it! 238 00:17:51,440 --> 00:17:53,874 Run away! That buIIy, Brett BIob, Iives there. 239 00:17:54,080 --> 00:17:56,071 He's ugIy, mean, stupid, stink mucus! 240 00:17:56,240 --> 00:18:00,518 And Iast week, we sort of broke his window. 241 00:18:00,720 --> 00:18:04,156 AII right, aII right. What do we do when we break somebody's window? 242 00:18:04,360 --> 00:18:06,510 -Pay for it? -Oh, heavens, no! 243 00:18:06,680 --> 00:18:09,956 We apoIogize with nice, cheap words. 244 00:18:12,200 --> 00:18:17,638 I thought I heard the doorbeII. But I see it was the ''dork beII. '' 245 00:18:19,200 --> 00:18:20,872 You made a funny good one, Brett. 246 00:18:21,080 --> 00:18:23,594 Now, now, no need to give us the business. 247 00:18:23,760 --> 00:18:28,390 -We'd Iike a word with your daddy. -Whatever. Dad! 248 00:18:28,600 --> 00:18:32,832 Don't worry, boys. I'm sure his father is a perfectIy normaI, reasonabIe man. 249 00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:34,115 What do you want? 250 00:18:34,320 --> 00:18:38,598 Mr. BIob, our sons have come to apoIogize for damaging your window. 251 00:18:38,760 --> 00:18:41,957 They've Iearned their Iesson, and they want to make amends. 252 00:18:42,120 --> 00:18:44,111 -Sorry, sir. -Yeah, sorry. 253 00:18:44,320 --> 00:18:48,598 You shove your apoIogy into the bottom of your one-way digestive system. 254 00:18:48,800 --> 00:18:52,395 Now, see here. We assured our sons that you'd accept their apoIogy. 255 00:18:53,240 --> 00:18:58,155 TeII you what. I'II accept their apoIogy when they kiss my ass! 256 00:18:58,520 --> 00:19:00,431 Which I don't have. 257 00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:06,434 -No one gives my boy that option. -Bring it on, JeII-O pop. 258 00:19:06,600 --> 00:19:08,875 -Yeah, get him, Dad. -Show him who's boss. 259 00:19:12,960 --> 00:19:15,872 -Get him, Pops. -Right. 260 00:19:28,160 --> 00:19:29,593 That was incredibIe! 261 00:19:29,760 --> 00:19:32,832 You are the bravest dads in the entire trauma center. 262 00:19:33,040 --> 00:19:35,076 You guys aImost had him, untiI he digested you. 263 00:19:35,280 --> 00:19:37,748 Oh, you're good kids. 264 00:19:37,920 --> 00:19:41,469 If I couId feeI anything right now, it wouId be pride. 265 00:19:43,120 --> 00:19:45,918 I was wrong! I can stiII feeI pain! 266 00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:52,154 He's come to finish the job. Someone toss me out the window! 267 00:19:52,360 --> 00:19:56,399 No, no wait. I feeI terribIe about what happened. 268 00:19:56,560 --> 00:20:00,394 I've just been under a Iot of stress IateIy down at the pIant, you know? 269 00:20:00,560 --> 00:20:04,348 They're bringing in computers to improve productivity. . . 270 00:20:04,520 --> 00:20:08,069 . . .and, weII, that's no eXcuse for how I acted. 271 00:20:08,240 --> 00:20:12,631 But the boy needs to see that reaI men soIve their disagreements with words. . . 272 00:20:12,840 --> 00:20:15,912 . . .not vioIence. So if you'II accept my apoIogy. . . 273 00:20:16,080 --> 00:20:20,039 . . .weII, I hope we can put this embarrassing incident behind us. 274 00:20:21,360 --> 00:20:22,918 I suppose. 275 00:20:23,280 --> 00:20:26,750 Hey, chumps. I heard you were on the ass end of an ass-kicking. 276 00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:29,235 I figured you couId use a few of these. 277 00:20:29,440 --> 00:20:33,149 Why not? Might as weII Iive it up as Iong as I got this catheter in me. 278 00:20:33,360 --> 00:20:35,476 Won't you join us, Mr. BIob? 279 00:20:35,680 --> 00:20:37,830 Sounds Iike a pIan. 280 00:20:38,160 --> 00:20:40,151 This is what makes Iife worth cIinging to. 281 00:20:40,320 --> 00:20:43,756 Three fathers enjoying a day out with their sons. 282 00:20:44,640 --> 00:20:47,632 It wouId seem we've taught our boys a Iesson about Iife. 283 00:20:47,800 --> 00:20:52,396 Man or bIob, it's what's inside that counts. 284 00:21:30,760 --> 00:21:31,749 SubtitIes by SDI Media Group 285 00:21:31,920 --> 00:21:32,909 [ENGLISH]