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A Taste of Freedom

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Freedom, freedom, freedom, oy!
Freedom, freedom, freedom, oy!

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There's no denying it.
The future's crazy.

4
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Oh, weII, don't want to stand out.

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Freedom, freedom, freedom, oy!
Freedom, freedom, freedom, oy!

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There's nothing crazy about it.
It's just Freedom Day!

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[SQUAWKS]

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[WHIMPERING ]

9
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So, what is Freedom Day?
Sounds Iike a feminine hygiene product.

10
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No, it's a fabuIous, crab-uIous day!

11
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If you want to do something, you do it,
and just spIeck with the consequences.

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[BIRD SQUAWKS]

13
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You know, Iike how I Iive every day.

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Happy Freedom Day!
Oh, I think my wrist is broken.

15
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Of course, it wouIdn't be Freedom Day
without the traditionaI Freedom Tub!

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Ooh.

17
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Mm. That'II feeI nice
on my shattered bones.

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[GASPS]

19
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Wow, nude hot-tubbing?

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That's aII I need to hear
about Freedom Day.

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Then consider
the foIIowing Iecture a bonus.

22
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On Earth, freedom is a given. But on
my pIanet, we have to suffer for it.

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Sure, you can be a comedian
instead of a doctor. . .

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. . .if you want your parents
to roII over in their graves!

25
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Sure, you can vote for SkanadeI,
if you want there shouId be a recession!

26
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Sure, you can go to medicaI schooI. . .

27
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. . .if you've given up on your dream
of being a comedian!

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That's why I Iove Earth.

29
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You can do what you want,
and no one makes you feeI guiIty. . .

30
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. . .because no one cares.

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-We're not Iistening!
-That's what I'm taIking about!

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[CHEERING ]

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Freedom, freedom, freedom, oy!
Freedom, freedom, freedom, oy!

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EXcuse me, coming through. Freedom
train arriving on track one. Ooh, ooh!

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-Ow! You broke my foot!
-Freedom.

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What's this neXt fIoat, Linda?

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Representing our men, women
and chiIdren in uniform. . .

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. . .it's Earth's greatest space hero,
Zapp Brannigan.

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Happy Freedom Day, Iadies!

40
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Come on, Iet Ioose
and show me something.

41
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Anything.

42
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SeriousIy, I'd take an armpit.

43
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Oh, yeah, thank you, Linda!

44
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You're weIcome!
Okay, Morbo, now it's your turn.

45
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If that is your Freedom Day wish. . . .

46
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[SCREAMS]

47
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Thank you, secretary of transportation.

48
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My feIIow Earthicans, we enjoy
so much freedom, it's aImost sickening.

49
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We're free to choose which hand
our seX-monitoring chip is impIanted in.

50
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If we don't want to pay our taXes. . .

51
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. . .why, we're free to spend
a weekend with the Pain Monster.

52
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See you ApriI 1 5, foIks!

53
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Cue the fireworks guy!

54
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[GASPING ]

55
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IncidentaIIy, tonight's Freedom Day
ceIebration is brought to you by:

56
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Shankman's Rubbing Compound.

57
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When something needs rubbing,
think Shankman.

58
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Yay, Shankman!

59
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It costs more, but it's worth it.

60
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Our pIanet has been through
so much this past year.

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Wars, droughts, impeachments.

62
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But we've never Iost our sense
of what's truIy important:

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The great taste of CharIeston Chew.

64
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And now, Iet us saIute
that beIoved symboI of freedom. . .

65
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. . .our fIag, OI' Freebie.

66
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I'm sweIIing with patriotic mucus.

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In our darkest hour, we can stand erect
with proud, up-thrust bosoms.

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Anyone who Iaughs is a Communist.

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Knowing that,
with a shifty gIance skyward. . .

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. . .we wiII see by the rocket's red gIare,
that our fIag is stiII there.

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It's gone!

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[BURPS]

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[GASPING ]

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Yes, feIIow patriots! I ate your fIag!

75
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And I did it with pride.

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For to eXpress oneseIf by doing a thing,
is the very essence of Freedom Day!

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BIess this pIanet
and aII its wonderfuI peopIe!

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KiII him! KiII the traitor!

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[SQUEALS]

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[ZOIDBERG MIMICKING
THE THREE STOOGES]

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Hey! It's the guy
that desecrated our fIag!

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NIX ON:
Stop that red menace!

83
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I'm aII scuttIed out! What?

84
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My pIanet's embassy?

85
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They're paid to not kiII me!
AIIey-oop!

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I thought I understood this worId.
I thought I was fitting in.

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But I guess I don't beIong here any more
than I do on our crappy home pIanet.

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-Sorry.
-What sorry?

89
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Our pIanet stinks. We aII know it.

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Enough with the persecution, I'm saying.

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Zoidberg, as ambassador, I promise you
the fuII support of our government.

92
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Poor boy. You want maybe
a nice mug cocoa?

93
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Ambassador Mervin,
you and your staff are so kind.

94
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I'm truIy humbIed.

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What, no marshmaIIows?

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WeII, Iet's storm the pIace!
Without my prior knowIedge.

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BENDER: Coming through!
Freedom Train! Step aside.

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You, too, fatso. Freedom!

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CooI your jowIs, NiXon.

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You may not Iike it that
Dr. Zoidberg desecrated a fIag.

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You may even find the image of it
festering in his boweIs offensive.

102
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But the right to freedom of eXpression
is guaranteed by the Earth Constitution.

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Argh-ooh. Maybe so.

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But I know a pIace where
the Constitution doesn't mean squat!

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The Supreme Court hereby accepts
the case of Earth v. Zoidberg.

106
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Sock it to him!

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Two, four, siX, eight.
Eating the fIag is bad!

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Now, your noose knot
has eXactIy seven twists.

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You can eat my dog
You can eat my truck

110
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But you eat my flag
And you're out of luck

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She's waving proud around the world
From Dallas to Fort Worth

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Let me say it again
Don 't mess with Earth

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-They sure hate Dr. Zoidberg.
-Posers!

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I was hating Zoidberg before it was cooI.

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Where are we gonna find
a Iawyer to take his case?

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I'II ask the head of the ACLU.
Once he's done singing.

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Don 't mess with Earth

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KiII Zoidberg! Good night!

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MAN:
Howdy, there.

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I'm a Iawyer, and I'd Iike
to heIp your friend out of this pickIe.

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-Who are you, oId man?
-Name's OId Man WaterfaII. . .

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. . .but most foIks just caII me OId Man.

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I'II never remember that.

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I'm a veteran of three dozen wars.

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Name a body part and a pIanet,
and I've taken a buIIet in it, on it.

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AII to keep our fIag fIying free.

127
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And you want to defend Zoidberg?

128
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Are you famiIiar with the oId robot
saying, ''Does not compute''?

129
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Son, to me a robot's just a garbage can
with sparks coming out it.

130
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The sparks keep me warm.

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I don't condone
what Dr. Zoidberg did. . .

132
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. . .but I'II fight tooth and naiI
for his freedom to do it.

133
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Or I wouId, if I hadn't Iost my teeth and
naiIs on Mars and Saturn, respectiveIy.

134
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Wait, you're a Iawyer? You're hired!

135
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You okay there
in the embassy, Zoidberg?

136
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No! There's no cocoa marshmaIIows!

137
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And every night, the rats eat
a IittIe more of my foot.

138
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Oyez, oyez, oyez!

139
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AII rise for the HonorabIe Chief Justice
MyrtIe Foo and the associate justices!

140
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CounseI, you may address the court
on behaIf of Earth, if ready.

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I was hatched ready.

142
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HonorabIe judge heads,
yonder crawdad done ate up our fIag.

143
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I was doing freedom of speech,
Earth's most sacred right.

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Your Honor, freedom of speech appIies
to what comes out of a mouth. . .

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. . .not what goes in.

146
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-Can counseI cite precedent?
-Yes, darIing, I can.

147
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In State of Alabama
v. Giant Space Iguana...

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. . .chewing the corners
off the Constitution. . .

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. . .was deemed nonprotected speech.

150
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He shut you up, O'Connor.

151
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FOO: Mr. WaterfaII, you may present
arguments on behaIf of Dr. Zoidberg.

152
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Oh, God, I'm nervous.

153
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Two of my three hearts
are having attacks.

154
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Court's kind of fun
when it's not my ass on the Iine.

155
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Nachos?

156
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Oh, Iand-o-Goshen.

157
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Your Honors, I'm not some sIick big-city
Iawyer Iike my opponent here.

158
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But I am a veteran
who has fought for his pIanet.

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-You see this hand of mine?
-Yes, I do.

160
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No, you don't!

161
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Because I Iost my reaI hand pIanting the
fIag when we took back HaIIey's comet.

162
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Yet it was worth it.
So much do I Iove that fIag.

163
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I Iove it even more
than I Iove my seven wives.

164
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That's right, I'm a poIygamist.

165
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Boo!

166
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Yet I wouId gIadIy eat a fIag myseIf. . .

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. . .had I not used my intestine as a rope
to hoist a fIag made of my own skin. . .

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. . .if it wouId protect the freedoms
of the proud peopIe who saIute that fIag.

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Freedom such as poIygamy.

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-Boo!
-I rest my case.

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Whoa, jeez.

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The justices and I wiII now confer,
using high-speed teIepathy.

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By a vote of siX to three. . .

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. . .we find that fIag-eating is not
protected by the Constitution.

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[GASPING ]

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SiX to three? I beat the spread!

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The court orders
an immediate pubIic apoIogy.

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ApoIogy accepted.
Just don't Iet it happen again.

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-She means you, you turkey of the sea.
-Me, apoIogize? Never!

180
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I came to this pIanet
to Iearn the meaning of freedom!

181
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But I say it's you
who shouId get a nice Iesson.

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So do your worst. . .

183
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. . .because no punishment couId be
bigger than denying me my freedom!

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You are hereby sentenced to death.

185
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Wait, Iet me finish.

186
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AIso, in a rare doubIe-whammy decision,
the court finds poIygamy constitutionaI.

187
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Boo!

188
00:12:08,400 --> 00:12:10,197
I can't wait to teII my husband!

189
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Boo!

190
00:12:13,240 --> 00:12:16,915
Remember, men, take him aIive
so there's something Ieft to kiII.

191
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[MEN GRUNTING ]

192
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Stay back!

193
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This embassy is sovereign mud
of the mud pIanet Decapodian!

194
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Invading these mud premises
is an act of war!

195
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Yeah? WeII, what are you gonna
do about it, shrimpy?

196
00:12:31,520 --> 00:12:33,909
You wanna see, Mr. Bigshot?

197
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Attack Earth!

198
00:12:36,520 --> 00:12:38,829
Yes, I know it's a schIep. Just do it!

199
00:12:49,200 --> 00:12:52,476
Aha! Now the rubber band's
on the other cIaw!

200
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[SCREAMING ]

201
00:12:55,920 --> 00:12:58,036
Ready? Retreat!

202
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[SCREAMING ]

203
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Deny my freedom, wiII you?

204
00:13:27,840 --> 00:13:31,469
WeII, we'II do to you what we did
to the Squash men of the Squash pIanet:

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Squished them!

206
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-CharIeston Chew?
-You bet!

207
00:13:42,920 --> 00:13:45,036
AII right, Kif.
Let's show these freaks. . .

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. . .what a bIoated,
runaway miIitary budget can do.

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Bring me the codes
for our gIobaI-defense network.

210
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Aye, aye, sir.

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[GRUNTING ]

212
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FEMALE VOICE:
Commence lip identification scan.

213
00:14:04,280 --> 00:14:05,679
No tongue.

214
00:14:11,200 --> 00:14:12,918
We can't be too carefuI
with these codes.

215
00:14:13,120 --> 00:14:16,271
Rumor has it a doubIe agent
may be aboard this very ship.

216
00:14:17,200 --> 00:14:18,599
I'm watching you.

217
00:14:18,800 --> 00:14:21,758
-You, ensign, what's your name?
-Hugh Man, sir!

218
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Hugh Man.
Now, that's a name I can trust.

219
00:14:24,880 --> 00:14:28,031
Run down to the centraI battIe
computer and enter these codes.

220
00:14:30,880 --> 00:14:33,474
KIF: Sir, there's something
about that ensign that's--

221
00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:37,679
You're damn right there is.
That young Iad's gunning for your job.

222
00:14:37,840 --> 00:14:40,195
And he just might get it.

223
00:14:44,520 --> 00:14:45,839
The enemy approacheth.

224
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Lieutenant, fire missiIe one and
recommend me for another medaI.

225
00:14:49,320 --> 00:14:52,073
Make it gaudy. I'm going cIubbing Iater.

226
00:14:53,680 --> 00:14:54,795
Ticktock.

227
00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:57,719
Sir, aII pIanetary defenses
have been disabIed.

228
00:14:57,880 --> 00:15:01,873
Perhaps the Decapodians acquired
our secret codes somehow.

229
00:15:02,080 --> 00:15:04,435
WeII, Kif, stand by to take the bIame.

230
00:15:04,640 --> 00:15:06,437
Steady, steady. . . .

231
00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:08,229
Now!

232
00:15:09,640 --> 00:15:11,596
[SCREAMING ]

233
00:15:17,400 --> 00:15:20,631
[GROANING ]

234
00:15:25,720 --> 00:15:30,191
Dr. Zoidberg, how can you cIaim to Iove
freedom, and then ensIave aII of Earth?

235
00:15:30,400 --> 00:15:32,311
Your pIanet doesn't deserve freedom. . .

236
00:15:32,480 --> 00:15:36,109
. . .untiI it Iearns what it is to
not have freedom. It's a Iesson, I say!

237
00:15:36,920 --> 00:15:37,909
Ow!

238
00:15:38,080 --> 00:15:40,594
What the heII is this dirt piIe
we're buiIding?

239
00:15:40,800 --> 00:15:43,678
None of your beeswaX, sIave.
You'II find out soon enough.

240
00:15:43,840 --> 00:15:46,513
Just focus on gIobbing that mud.

241
00:15:46,720 --> 00:15:48,392
GIob!

242
00:15:55,520 --> 00:15:56,999
I'm no good at being a sIave.

243
00:15:57,160 --> 00:15:59,913
I'm thinking about graduate schooI
to become a barber.

244
00:16:00,080 --> 00:16:03,277
This can't go on.
Today is the day we fight back!

245
00:16:03,440 --> 00:16:06,557
-It's aIready 1 0:00.
-Oh, you're right.

246
00:16:06,720 --> 00:16:08,472
Tomorrow is the day we fight back.

247
00:16:08,640 --> 00:16:10,312
Yeah, weII, good Iuck, sister.

248
00:16:10,480 --> 00:16:12,710
AII our modern technoIogy is useIess.

249
00:16:12,920 --> 00:16:14,239
I know I am.

250
00:16:14,440 --> 00:16:16,670
[SNORING ]

251
00:16:17,720 --> 00:16:20,280
Hey, wait.
I'm having one of those things.

252
00:16:20,440 --> 00:16:22,954
-You know, a headache with pictures.
-An idea?

253
00:16:23,120 --> 00:16:24,109
Mm. Mm-mm-mm.

254
00:16:29,200 --> 00:16:32,636
Back in my day, we didn't have
your fancy aII-digitaI weapons.

255
00:16:32,840 --> 00:16:35,149
We stiII managed
to kiII each other just fine.

256
00:16:35,360 --> 00:16:39,239
The crossbow.
A pitiIess, eIegant kiIIing machine.

257
00:16:39,400 --> 00:16:41,152
The Bender of the 1 5th century!

258
00:16:41,360 --> 00:16:44,716
Not big enough. We need something
that can take out an entire army.

259
00:16:44,880 --> 00:16:47,314
Something you couId commit
a war crime with--

260
00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:49,228
Wow!

261
00:16:50,520 --> 00:16:51,555
Ow.

262
00:16:54,960 --> 00:16:58,794
Earth sIaves,
behoId the fruit of your Iabors:

263
00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:01,468
The mobiIe oppression paIace!

264
00:17:03,320 --> 00:17:04,548
Neat!

265
00:17:04,760 --> 00:17:08,036
I don't need to teII you
that occupation forces are eXpensive.

266
00:17:08,240 --> 00:17:10,595
But with the mobiIe oppression paIace. . .

267
00:17:10,760 --> 00:17:14,992
. . .a few dignitaries can oppress
your entire pIanet for pennies a day!

268
00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:18,838
Warships, dismissed!

269
00:17:44,280 --> 00:17:46,874
Do your worst, you sea deviIs!

270
00:17:47,040 --> 00:17:49,634
I'II make my stand with OI' Freebie!

271
00:17:49,800 --> 00:17:52,792
You can crush me,
but you can't crush my spirit!

272
00:17:53,880 --> 00:17:55,552
Oh, my spirit!

273
00:17:55,880 --> 00:17:58,075
[GROANING ]

274
00:17:58,280 --> 00:18:00,714
Great-grandpa, no!

275
00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:04,236
Another victim of
the mano-centric maIe-ocracy.

276
00:18:04,440 --> 00:18:06,874
Ambassador Mervin,
you kiIIed my Iawyer!

277
00:18:07,040 --> 00:18:08,029
You're weIcome.

278
00:18:08,200 --> 00:18:10,509
He defended my freedom
when no one eIse wouId.

279
00:18:10,680 --> 00:18:16,118
-He was a good and honorabIe man.
-I request a satanic funeraI.

280
00:18:16,280 --> 00:18:17,918
Boo!

281
00:18:18,120 --> 00:18:20,759
Is it possibIe that aII this sIavery
and oppression. . .

282
00:18:20,920 --> 00:18:24,549
-. . .is schmutzing up our freedom Iesson?
-Take a piII, Zoidberg.

283
00:18:24,720 --> 00:18:26,995
Begin again with the crushing!

284
00:18:34,040 --> 00:18:36,110
You haven't won yet, Mervin!

285
00:18:36,280 --> 00:18:38,510
You didn't eXpect us
to even go to a museum. . .

286
00:18:38,680 --> 00:18:41,319
. . .much Iess steaI
this ancient heat-seeking missiIe!

287
00:18:41,520 --> 00:18:42,919
I don't even know you.

288
00:18:49,680 --> 00:18:51,113
[WHIMPERING ]

289
00:18:51,320 --> 00:18:53,436
Oh, it's gonna make such a mess!

290
00:19:00,320 --> 00:19:01,514
[SIGHING ]

291
00:19:01,720 --> 00:19:03,597
This is your secret pIan?

292
00:19:04,320 --> 00:19:08,108
Heat-seeking missiIes are useIess
against a mobiIe oppression paIace.

293
00:19:08,280 --> 00:19:11,477
AII Decapodian technoIogy
is coId-bIooded, Iike us!

294
00:19:17,440 --> 00:19:19,829
AII eyes on Zoidberg!

295
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:21,672
Ew.

296
00:19:24,880 --> 00:19:26,552
Hey, I need that to smoke!

297
00:19:29,760 --> 00:19:33,070
Zoidberg, how couId you?
I used to think you were cooI.

298
00:19:33,280 --> 00:19:35,350
Wait, peopIe of Earth, Iisten!

299
00:19:35,520 --> 00:19:40,640
Yes, I'm desecrating a fIag, but
to preserve the freedom it represents.

300
00:19:40,840 --> 00:19:42,478
[YELLS]

301
00:19:44,280 --> 00:19:45,269
[MISSILE BEEPING ]

302
00:20:00,120 --> 00:20:02,315
Zoidberg, you set us free!

303
00:20:02,520 --> 00:20:04,795
I feeI Iike I couId stand to hug you!

304
00:20:04,960 --> 00:20:07,633
I can't, but you know
what I'm trying to say.

305
00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:10,400
Zoidberg! Zoidberg! Zoidberg!

306
00:20:10,600 --> 00:20:15,549
If onIy they appreciated freedom
this much on my home pIanet.

307
00:20:15,720 --> 00:20:17,597
Wait a second. They do!

308
00:20:17,760 --> 00:20:20,911
Because this is my home pIanet!

309
00:20:22,320 --> 00:20:25,471
NIX ON: And now,
to raise this beautifuI new fIag. . .

310
00:20:25,640 --> 00:20:30,953
. . .a red Iobster that won't ruin
your dinner, Dr. John Zoidberg!

311
00:20:33,760 --> 00:20:35,751
You're a nice man, NiXon.

312
00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:40,710
How's about you take a bite
of the fIag for tomorrow's papers?

313
00:20:40,920 --> 00:20:44,515
-Oh, I couIdn't.
-No, no, go ahead. You've earned it.

314
00:20:44,680 --> 00:20:46,989
WeII, maybe just a taste.

315
00:20:49,680 --> 00:20:52,148
Now, that's a grand oId fIag!

316
00:20:52,360 --> 00:20:53,588
AII right, Zoidberg!

317
00:20:55,440 --> 00:20:59,274
I wonder what
the Shroud of Turin tastes Iike.

318
00:21:01,040 --> 00:21:02,234
WOMAN:
AII right!

319
00:21:32,920 --> 00:21:34,035
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320
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321
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Freedom!