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Kif Gets Knocked Up a Notch

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[HUMS]

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Whoo-hoo! Yeah!

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Whoa! Ow!

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Schman! The great rad spot
is mega-sweet for party boarding.

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-Indeed.
-Any caIIs whiIe I was out?

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Yeah. You got a teIesonic transmission
from Kif a coupIe hours ago.

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My Kify caIIed?

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-Kif?
-oh, Amy, you're back.

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Another hour and I would've
thought of hanging up.

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Why didn't you Ieave a message,
sweetie?

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I've left hundreds of messages
with your answering machine...

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-...but you never seem to get them.
-Bender!

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It's not my fauIt if you don't check me.

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[SPEAKING GIBBERISH]

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Messages erased.

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oh, dearest, this long-distance
relationship is too much to bear.

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When even an inch separates us,
I quiver with misery.

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So you can imagine how I feel
when it's a billion light years.

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Kif, don 't cry,
or you'll get a tummy ache.

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Lieutenant, some things came off me
and clogged the drain, so if you can--

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oh-ho. What's this?

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WeII, weII, weII. Do my eyes beIieve me,
or is that my bosomy swan, LeeIa?

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Say again? You're breaking up.

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Oh. . . .

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Good news, everyone.

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You'II be deIivering pain medicine
to the hive mind of NigeI 7.

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Scruffy's roIIing out a Iarge piII.

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You're going to NigeI 7?
Kif's on patroI near there.

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-You couId drop me off on the way.
-We couId, but we won't!

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It's a spaceship, damn it,
not a prom Iimousine!

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Ooh! If anyone needs me,
I'II be in the angry dome.

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This is a very Iong trip.

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So we'II aII have to go
into hibernative naptosis to save oXygen.

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I don't even breathe oXygen.

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[SNORING ]

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Here I come, Kif.

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[AMY LAUGHING ]

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They jumped right out of their pants.

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[ALARM WAILS]

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Oh, what now? Activate gIass window.

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Kif, I'm sensing a very sensuaI
disturbance in the Force.

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-Prepare for ship-to-ship intimacy.
-Yes, sir, captain.

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[CLANGING ]

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How about I heIp you finish that dream
you were having about me?

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Okay. I was just at this part:

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[LEELA YELLS]

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Let's try that a IittIe Iower
and Iots softer.

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Imagine you stowing away
and steaIing a Iicensed starship.

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Oh, it's so romantic
it gives me the shivers.

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I don't care how much troubIe I get in.

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I needed to feeI my Iips
pressed against your Iip-Iess beak.

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Oh, Amy, I can't stand
having a whoIe universe between us.

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I've been thinking a Iot about this,
and-- WeII, wouId you move in with me?

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Here? But, wouIdn't it be crowded?

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Oh, no, no. It's reaIIy twice the size.

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You can use the fIoor
and I'II have the ceiIing. See?

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Kif, you have so much creativity
and niceness.

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-But I'm not sure if I--
-Hush.

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Before you answer, come thither.

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This is the HoIo-Shed.
It can simuIate anything you desire.

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And nothing can hurt you,
eXcept when it maIfunctions. . .

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. . .and the hoIograms become reaI.

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WeII, that probabIy won't happen
this time.

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I wanted to show you what Iife
couId be Iike if we were together.

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Computer, run program Kif One.

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[BEEPING ]

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This is so beautifuI!

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Spirit! Kif,
that's the pony I aIways wanted. . .

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. . .but my parents said
I had too many ponies aIready.

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Yes. I programmed it in for you.
Four miIIion Iines of BASIC.

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And if this isn't the Iife you want,
how about this?

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Run program Kif Two.

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[BEEPING ]

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AMY:
Oh, Kif.

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We couId Iive here at the shore
of the TranquiIibrius Sea, in a time-share.

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And I wouId pIuck the moon
from the sky just to see you smiIe.

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AImost got it.

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Seems to be sort of stuck.

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I Iove you!

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[COUGHING ]

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Run program Kif-coIon-
sIash-sIash-three!

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[BEEPING ]

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This isn't bad.
My aunt had a pIace Iike this.

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Amy, we couId Iive
in a bus station bathroom for aII I care.

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As Iong as we're together,
it'II feeI Iike a castIe to me.

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Kif, I'd Iove to Iive with you.
Someday.

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But before then, there's stiII Iots
I want to do on my own.

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-What was that?
-Oh, dear.

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I fear the HoIo-Shed might be
broken again.

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WeII, as Iong as we don't cross paths
with AttiIa the--

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[KIF GROANS]

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Look! Spirit!

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KIF:
And there's Professor Moriarty.

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Jack the Ripper!

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EviI LincoIn!

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Right-o, gents.
It's another simuIation gone mad.

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So murder and mayhem,
standard procedure.

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[YELLING ]

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ReaI hoIographic-simuIated
EviI LincoIn is back!

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[ALARM WAILING ]

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The HoIo-Shed's on the fritz again.
The characters turned reaI!

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Damn! The Iast time that happened,
I got sIapped with three paternity suits.

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-Oh, my God!
-Listen up, history's greatest viIIains.

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Get back into the HoIo-Shed
before I start bIasting.

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Stop!
No shoot fire-stick in space canoe!

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Cause eXpIosive decompression!

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Spare me your space-age techno-babbIe,
AttiIa the Hun.

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[YELLING ]

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BENDER:
Oh. . . .

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BENDER:
Hey!

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[YELLING ]

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-Kif, hoId on!
-I totaIIy want to!

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-Grab on!
-Over here!

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PIease, hoId me!

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Have a good one.

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[KIF YELLING ]

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-Oh, man!
-Whew.

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After aII that,
I couId use some reIaXation.

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I'II be in the HoIo-Shed.

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[SCANNER HUMMING ]

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WeII, eXcept for a few broken bones,
some internaI hemorrhaging. . .

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. . .and a partiaIIy barfed up heart,
everyone appears fine.

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Phew.

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Oh, and Kif is pregnant.

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[GASPING ]

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Oh, joy!

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Amy, isn't it wonderfuI? I'm pregnant.

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Yes, it's great. A great miracIe.

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And not one of those bogus
everyday miracIes, Iike a sunrise.

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-Aren't you a maIe?
-Yeah, what's the deaI?

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Just when I thought I'd figured out you
bioIogicaI creatures, it's something eIse!

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Let me at him! Get over here, Kif!
You're--

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Look, I'm sure we're aII a IittIe uncIear
on how anyone gets pregnant.

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So, Kif, pray eXpIain, and don't spare
the dirty words where appropriate.

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WeII, it's quite simpIe reaIIy.

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When one of my species
eXperiences deep feeIings of Iove. . .

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. . .we enter a so-caIIed ''receptive state. ''

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You disgust me. Go on.

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At that point, our skin
becomes a semipermeabIe membrane. . .

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. . .which aIIows the passage
of genetic materiaI.

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I heId Amy's hand, and voiIá!

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WeII, okay.
But that better be aII there is.

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Oh, Amy, you'II be a mother!

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What a wondrous affirmation of our Iove.
And aII from the touch of your hand.

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Dude, hoId up. Remember
when Zapp bIew a hoIe in the ship?

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-Indeed.
FRY: Kif touched everybody there.

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-CouIdn't any one of us be the mother?
-Hey, yeah!

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I mean, what about that, Kif?

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WeII, I suppose I might have
gotten pregnant that way.

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Or even from a toiIet seat.

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Though, that's impossibIe,
since I have a private washroom.

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[TOILET FLUSHES]

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My home away from home.

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By the way, Kif, your fIush
seems to be set on stun, not kiII.

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[SHUDDERS AND GROANS]

157
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Look, Kif, I probabIy am the mother.
AIthough maybe I'm not.

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Of course, I hope I am, but just in case
I'm not, maybe we shouId have a test.

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A test! I demand a test!

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Even I Iaughed at me when I buiIt
this aIien cross-species genetic anaIyzer.

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But I guess I showed myseIf.

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Subjects, pIease enter the chamber.

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Now to take a DNA sampIe.

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When I puII this switch, the materni-fuge
wiII spin at 1 0,000 rpm. . .

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. . .separating out everyone who isn't
the mother--

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Father-- Whatever.

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[YELLING ]

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Faster! Faster!

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Good! Fry's ejection indicates
that he is not the man mama.

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-Nor is Captain Brannigan.
-Oh, thank you, mercifuI God.

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Zoidberg? What the heII
were you doing in there?

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That's where I Iive. I have no home.

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[SCREAMING ]

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Amy? But that means. . . .

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LeeIa must have impregnated me
when she grabbed my ungIoved hand.

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That eXpIains the poster in hygiene cIass:
''No gIove, no Iove. ''

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-Wow, this is aII so confusing.
-LeeIa, how couId you?

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Our Iove has had to endure
your constant hatred, and now this?

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-Stop testing our Iove!
-Oh, pIease, captain.

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I thank LeeIa for the DNA
she gave me, but in my species. . .

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. . .the true parent is the one
who inspired the initiaI feeIing of Iove.

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We caII that person the ''Smizmarr. ''
And my Smizmarr is Amy.

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So the toiIet seat is Iike
the uncIe or something?

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-Sorry I got your boyfriend pregnant.
-That's okay.

185
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At Ieast Kif's baby shower
shouId be fun.

186
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I better put it on my caIendar.

187
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Thursday. Baby shower. Enter.

188
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Might as weII pIan for my new Iife
whiIe I'm at it.

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Set motherhood mode.

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To motherhood.

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BENDER:
Zoidberg?

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FRY:
My face was stuck in a pizza.

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-Mom? Dad? I know this is weird, but--
-Yeah, yeah.

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We don't care how squishy aIien
get pregnant.

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AII we care is that we have grandchiId.

196
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-You're very open-minded, Mrs. Wong.
-Hey, you caII her ''Grandma'' now.

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CaII me Grandma Iike crazy.
AII the time.

198
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Check it out, y'aII.
Everyone we invited is here.

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-AIso Zoidberg.
-So Iet's open the gifts.

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-Yeah!
-I can't wait.

201
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We'II start with this one from Bender.

202
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It's my booties from when I was a kid.

203
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-Uh, they're aIready bronzed.
-They are bronze.

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And this one's from LeeIa.
Oh, I just Iove the bow.

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-I wonder what it is.
-Yes, I wonder what we got you.

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00:14:06,520 --> 00:14:10,479
-It's a basket! For picnics?
-It means a Iot to me.

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00:14:10,640 --> 00:14:13,712
It's the basket my parents Ieft me in
at the Orphanarium.

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00:14:13,880 --> 00:14:15,677
You couId use it for picnics.

209
00:14:15,880 --> 00:14:19,759
-Here, Amy, we get this one for you.
-Is it a new party board?

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It's a board, aII right.
An ironing board.

211
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We had your oId party board converted
now that you not be partying anymore.

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-You trashed my party board?
-Damn right. Now you a mom.

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The onIy surfing you'II do
is under a big wave of responsibiIity.

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Oh, this is the happiest moment
of my Iife.

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You aII brought such wonderfuI gifts.

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-But the greatest gift. . .
-Mine!

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. . .is the bond I share
with my Smizmarr, Amy.

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For soon, the quivering mass of Iife
within me wiII depend upon us both.

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Even now, I can sense it feeding,
squirming, searching, questing.

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And shortIy, it wiII
rend my Ioins in twain. . .

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. . .burst forth and puII us
down, down, down. . .

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. . .into the deep, dark waters
of commitment.

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That's so beautifuI.

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Yes, it's. . . .

225
00:15:15,680 --> 00:15:18,717
No! I can't do this!

226
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Oh, my God!

227
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[BABY CRYING ]

228
00:15:32,080 --> 00:15:34,071
Oh, how couId Amy Ieave me?

229
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When wiII women Iearn
to take responsibiIity. . .

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. . .for the chiIdren they've heIped create?

231
00:15:39,080 --> 00:15:40,149
[RUMBLING ]

232
00:15:40,320 --> 00:15:42,550
The quickening! My time is near.

233
00:15:42,760 --> 00:15:46,275
I must return to my home worId
to perform the ancient birthing rights.

234
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Let me know how that turns out.

235
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I must now embark
on a periIous journey. . .

236
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. . .to give birth in preciseIy
the same swamp in which I was born.

237
00:16:14,400 --> 00:16:16,550
If it's so dangerous,
I'd better go with you.

238
00:16:16,720 --> 00:16:19,188
-A gaI has to protect her DNA.
-No, LeeIa.

239
00:16:19,360 --> 00:16:22,591
Tradition demands that I make
this journey with my Smizmarr.

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00:16:22,760 --> 00:16:26,548
And since Amy isn't here,
I must go it aIone.

241
00:16:26,720 --> 00:16:30,395
FareweII, for we may never meet again.

242
00:16:35,480 --> 00:16:38,153
My scrapes feeI a IittIe better now.

243
00:16:41,160 --> 00:16:46,075
Hey, what's this fat, ugIy thing?
A frog? A toad? Or your mama?

244
00:16:50,840 --> 00:16:53,752
It's a poisonous froad! No one move.

245
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[SQUEALS]

246
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I'm back, baby.

247
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BehoId.

248
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The sacred ancestraI birthing grounds
of my famiIy.

249
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SmeIIs Iike a jockstrap.

250
00:17:22,080 --> 00:17:25,516
-I am the Grand Midwife.
-Hi.

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I am Kif, of the cIan Kroker,
come to bear my young.

252
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Then Iet the tea of new Iife be brewed,
as it is writ:

253
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''And both shaII Iift the jug together. ''

254
00:17:37,800 --> 00:17:40,837
-Where is your Smizmarr?
-She's not with me.

255
00:17:41,040 --> 00:17:45,033
Oh, the sorrow! Oh, the shame!

256
00:17:45,240 --> 00:17:47,470
Sorry, I'm probabIy just
making you feeI worse.

257
00:17:47,680 --> 00:17:52,037
As Iong as Amy is with me in my heart,
I wiII have the strength of two.

258
00:17:52,480 --> 00:17:54,630
[GRUNTING ]

259
00:17:56,840 --> 00:18:00,515
ApparentIy Amy hasn't been
working out much IateIy.

260
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As the tea boiIs, pIease join hands
with your beIoved Smizmarr.

261
00:18:11,880 --> 00:18:16,192
Oh, right. Sorry, but I've memorized the
ceremony by rote. It mentions her a Iot.

262
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-I'II try to endure.
-Good, 'cause I'm not changing it.

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Now turn, ye two, and gaze deepIy
into each other's eyes.

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-What are you Iooking at?
-May the Iove I sense between you. . .

265
00:18:28,280 --> 00:18:32,796
. . .at this moment remain with you both
through aII your days.

266
00:18:36,120 --> 00:18:38,350
The tea of new Iife is ready.

267
00:18:38,560 --> 00:18:43,998
Let those whose Iove created this Iife
speak each other's names, then drink.

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-Amy.
AMY: Kif!

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00:18:53,160 --> 00:18:54,559
[GASPING ]

270
00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:59,152
Amy! Is it you, or have I gone crazy
with IoneIiness?

271
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Both.

272
00:19:01,920 --> 00:19:03,319
Whoa!

273
00:19:03,680 --> 00:19:07,389
I stiII don't know if I'm ready for this,
but I do know I Iove you.

274
00:19:07,560 --> 00:19:09,437
And I want to be here beside you.

275
00:19:09,640 --> 00:19:12,473
Great. Now I Iost my pIace.
I'm starting over!

276
00:19:13,120 --> 00:19:15,270
Oh, no time. It has begun.

277
00:19:17,800 --> 00:19:19,119
[GROANING ]

278
00:19:19,280 --> 00:19:20,508
Oh, my!

279
00:19:26,320 --> 00:19:28,914
-Neat.
-You can do it, Kif.

280
00:19:30,760 --> 00:19:32,512
Whoa, NeIIy!

281
00:19:39,280 --> 00:19:40,679
[LIQUID RUSHING ]

282
00:19:40,840 --> 00:19:42,796
[GROANING ]

283
00:19:43,520 --> 00:19:45,590
Oh, man!

284
00:19:50,400 --> 00:19:54,234
Amy, my Iove, teII me,
are they making it to the water?

285
00:19:59,760 --> 00:20:00,795
Amy!

286
00:20:01,720 --> 00:20:04,075
Stay away from my babies!

287
00:20:14,120 --> 00:20:16,554
The birthing is compIete.

288
00:20:17,840 --> 00:20:21,276
-Oh, thank goodness.
-I wiII now take my Ieave.

289
00:20:21,480 --> 00:20:24,153
I Iive here, so I won't actuaIIy
be going anywhere. . .

290
00:20:24,320 --> 00:20:26,880
. . .but you don't have to taIk
to me anymore.

291
00:20:27,280 --> 00:20:29,794
-CongratuIations.
-Way to go, squishy!

292
00:20:32,240 --> 00:20:33,798
LEELA:
There goes my DNA.

293
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:38,039
-What a disgusting and beautifuI process.
-That's birth for you.

294
00:20:38,240 --> 00:20:40,390
WeII, we've given them a great start,
Amy.

295
00:20:40,560 --> 00:20:46,032
And in 20 years, they'II sprout Iegs
and crawI back onto Iand as chiIdren.

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00:20:46,200 --> 00:20:48,430
I'II be ready then.

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