1 00:00:07,160 --> 00:00:09,230 Less Than Hero 2 00:00:35,480 --> 00:00:37,948 FEMALE VOICE: Your call is being-- MALE VOICE: Connected. 3 00:00:38,120 --> 00:00:41,317 FEMALE VOICE: By SewerCom. Reach out and touch the sewers. 4 00:00:42,600 --> 00:00:44,670 Look, Morris! It's Leela calling! 5 00:00:44,840 --> 00:00:48,196 Hi, Mom! Hi, Dad! Ready for your big trip to the surface? 6 00:00:48,400 --> 00:00:51,312 We're excited, honey, but we don 't want to embarrass you. 7 00:00:51,480 --> 00:00:53,789 I mean, your mother and I are basically monsters. 8 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:57,072 Dad, reIaX. You are being so mutant. 9 00:00:57,280 --> 00:01:02,274 I found this adorable little bag to wear over my head. And it was on sale! 10 00:01:02,480 --> 00:01:05,392 No one's wearing anything adorabIe over their head. Now Iisten. 11 00:01:05,560 --> 00:01:09,838 I couId never, ever be ashamed of my parents. I'II see you this weekend. 12 00:01:10,040 --> 00:01:11,075 [DOOR OPENS] 13 00:01:11,240 --> 00:01:13,708 Hey, guess who I just got off the video phone with. 14 00:01:13,880 --> 00:01:15,472 -No! -My parents! 15 00:01:15,640 --> 00:01:18,950 They're coming up from the sewers for a visit Sunday. 16 00:01:19,160 --> 00:01:21,674 Are you off your rocket? Your parents are mutants. 17 00:01:21,840 --> 00:01:23,876 It's iIIegaI for them to come above ground. . . 18 00:01:24,040 --> 00:01:25,951 . . .because they're inferior genetic scum. 19 00:01:26,120 --> 00:01:27,838 Present company eXcIuded, of course. 20 00:01:28,040 --> 00:01:31,077 I'm getting them a speciaI one-day surface permit from city haII. 21 00:01:31,280 --> 00:01:33,794 WhiIe you're there, couId you get me a Iicense to kiII? 22 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:36,150 Sure. Bare hands or weapon? 23 00:01:36,320 --> 00:01:38,629 What does piano wire count as? 24 00:01:38,800 --> 00:01:40,199 Good news, anyone. 25 00:01:40,400 --> 00:01:44,837 The Swedish robot from Pi-kea is here with the super-coIIider I ordered. 26 00:01:45,040 --> 00:01:48,112 IN SWEDISH ACCENT: Enjoy your affordabIe Swedish crap. 27 00:01:54,280 --> 00:01:55,952 Let's see what tooIs we'II need. 28 00:01:57,320 --> 00:02:00,596 Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. 29 00:02:00,760 --> 00:02:02,113 AII right, we're aII set. 30 00:02:02,320 --> 00:02:07,348 Nothing Iike the rustic whoIesomeness of working with one's own hands. 31 00:02:13,400 --> 00:02:15,436 [GRUNTING ] 32 00:02:17,280 --> 00:02:20,431 There. Finished. And onIy siX missing pieces. 33 00:02:20,640 --> 00:02:23,359 Those Swedes know how to put in aImost everything you need. 34 00:02:23,560 --> 00:02:28,554 Man, I'm sore aII over. I feeI Iike I just went 1 0 rounds with mighty Thor. 35 00:02:28,720 --> 00:02:30,915 I feeI Iike I was mauIed by Jesus. 36 00:02:32,720 --> 00:02:35,678 I've got just the thing. Genuine miracIe cream. . . 37 00:02:35,840 --> 00:02:38,479 . . .I bought from a traveIing saIesman. 38 00:02:38,760 --> 00:02:41,877 ''Come one, come aII! '' he said. ''Step right up! '' 39 00:02:42,040 --> 00:02:44,429 ''This sounds too good to be true,'' I thought. 40 00:02:44,600 --> 00:02:47,672 He said I Iooked Iike a smart young man! 41 00:02:47,840 --> 00:02:50,195 ''So is it a deaI?'' I inquired. 42 00:02:50,360 --> 00:02:53,511 Two hours Iater, he was gone with 60 of my doIIars! 43 00:02:53,680 --> 00:02:57,036 But I had the miracIe cream. 44 00:02:58,760 --> 00:03:02,435 Bad news, nobody. The super-coIIider super eXpIoded! 45 00:03:02,640 --> 00:03:06,235 I need you to take it back and eXchange it for a wobbIy CD rack. . . 46 00:03:06,400 --> 00:03:10,075 . . .and some of those rancid meatbaIIs. 47 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:14,592 EXcuse me. Hi. Do you have a minute? 48 00:03:14,800 --> 00:03:17,712 I Iive in Jersey City. My car broke down, and my aunt's sick. 49 00:03:17,880 --> 00:03:20,917 She needs this medicine, but I need bus money, so I'm mugging you. 50 00:03:21,080 --> 00:03:24,356 -Hand over your waIIets! -I don't beIieve that story for a second. 51 00:03:24,560 --> 00:03:28,075 -It doesn't matter, I'm mugging you! -There's no bus to Jersey City. 52 00:03:28,280 --> 00:03:30,589 Give me your waIIets now, or my robot wiII shoot! 53 00:03:30,760 --> 00:03:33,194 Don't make me hurt you. 54 00:03:34,240 --> 00:03:36,037 I'm too scared to find my pocket. 55 00:03:36,200 --> 00:03:39,397 Here, I'II just take off my pants and give you those. 56 00:03:39,600 --> 00:03:43,878 Hey! I don't Iike what I'm seeing! Give it to him, Andrew! 57 00:03:47,360 --> 00:03:49,396 Give it to him again, Andrew! 58 00:03:54,520 --> 00:03:59,435 What the--? Laser-proof shirts, huh? WeII, I'II show you! 59 00:03:59,880 --> 00:04:01,836 Hey! Quit it! 60 00:04:02,040 --> 00:04:04,793 [LEELA SHOUTING ] 61 00:04:08,680 --> 00:04:12,559 -FoiIed. And after years of pIanning. -You're out of the gang. 62 00:04:14,800 --> 00:04:18,679 How did we manage to survive? What gave us those strange powers? 63 00:04:18,840 --> 00:04:21,434 Maybe we're wearing magic rings, but they're invisibIe. . . 64 00:04:21,600 --> 00:04:25,115 . . .so we don't even reaIize it. AIso, you can't feeI the rings. 65 00:04:26,440 --> 00:04:28,670 Fry! Shut up and Iook at this! 66 00:04:29,400 --> 00:04:32,073 ''May cause super powers in humans. '' 67 00:04:32,280 --> 00:04:35,875 Wow! A super-powers drug you can just rub into your skin? 68 00:04:36,040 --> 00:04:37,837 You'd think you'd have to freebase it. 69 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:41,356 Let's see, which powers do we have? ''Super strength''? 70 00:04:41,520 --> 00:04:44,193 [YELLING ] 71 00:04:44,480 --> 00:04:47,756 -Yep. -''Lickity speed''? 72 00:04:47,920 --> 00:04:49,956 FRY: Check. -Yes, sir. 73 00:04:50,160 --> 00:04:52,799 ''AbiIity to command the IoyaIty of sea creatures. '' 74 00:04:53,120 --> 00:04:56,271 -Hey, Zoidberg, get in here! ZOIDBERG: Screw you! 75 00:04:56,440 --> 00:04:57,589 -Ain't got that. -Nope. 76 00:04:57,800 --> 00:04:59,313 Wow! Super powers! 77 00:04:59,480 --> 00:05:02,995 I'II be abIe to pack my day with twice as many humdrum activities. 78 00:05:03,200 --> 00:05:05,316 LeeIa, I think you're missing the big picture. 79 00:05:05,480 --> 00:05:07,835 When you were a kid, what was your biggest fantasy? 80 00:05:08,200 --> 00:05:09,952 -To have parents. -Whatever. 81 00:05:10,120 --> 00:05:12,270 The correct answer is, to be a superhero! 82 00:05:12,440 --> 00:05:17,309 We have super powers, and we're Americans. This is our chance. 83 00:05:17,480 --> 00:05:20,711 Hm. I have been Iooking for a way to serve the community. . . 84 00:05:20,880 --> 00:05:22,632 . . .that incorporates my vioIence. 85 00:05:22,800 --> 00:05:25,792 -Let's do it! -You'II bareIy regret this. 86 00:05:25,960 --> 00:05:29,475 Hey! A friend of mine said he mugged you today, and you had super powers! 87 00:05:29,680 --> 00:05:32,114 It's true. Thanks to this funky-fresh cream. 88 00:05:32,280 --> 00:05:35,192 Now me and LeeIa are forming an awesome crime-fighting duo! 89 00:05:35,400 --> 00:05:37,789 Wow! Crime fighting! CooI! 90 00:05:37,960 --> 00:05:41,270 You say you're a duo? Yeah, duos are good. 91 00:05:41,440 --> 00:05:44,398 Of course, sometimes they're a IittIe short-handed. 92 00:05:44,560 --> 00:05:46,039 See you. 93 00:05:46,600 --> 00:05:50,513 With two humans, you'd think there'd be a robot in there to baIance things out. 94 00:05:50,680 --> 00:05:53,240 But whatever. 95 00:05:54,920 --> 00:05:59,869 I have these three costumes you couId use, but I guess I'II just throw one away. 96 00:06:00,080 --> 00:06:01,832 We'd Iove to have you on the team. 97 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:04,389 But aren't you more on the suppIy side of crime? 98 00:06:04,560 --> 00:06:07,597 PIus, the cream won't give you super powers. You're a robot. 99 00:06:07,800 --> 00:06:12,476 So? I'm aIready super strong, and my arms do this: 100 00:06:17,880 --> 00:06:20,314 AIso, I got this going: 101 00:06:26,320 --> 00:06:30,871 Listen up, New New York! There's a new group of superheroes in town! 102 00:06:31,040 --> 00:06:32,917 -And we're-- WOMAN: Quiet! It's 4 a.m. . . 103 00:06:33,080 --> 00:06:36,117 . . .and I just feII asIeep for the first time in 30 years! 104 00:06:36,280 --> 00:06:37,599 Sorry! 105 00:06:38,160 --> 00:06:42,278 -A new era of justice has begun. WOMAN: What? 106 00:06:45,400 --> 00:06:48,358 ANNOUNCER: Attention all crooks, lowlifes and lawbreakers. 107 00:06:48,520 --> 00:06:51,671 Do yourselves a favor and crawl back into your filthy tenements... 108 00:06:51,840 --> 00:06:57,039 ... you human cockroaches, or get your ugly face punched to custard by... 109 00:06:57,240 --> 00:06:58,912 ... the New Justice Team! 110 00:06:59,080 --> 00:07:03,358 -Captain Yesterday! -CIobbereIIa! 111 00:07:03,520 --> 00:07:06,751 And Super King! The best one of the three! 112 00:07:06,960 --> 00:07:08,359 Yow! 113 00:07:08,680 --> 00:07:10,875 [THE NEW JUSTICE TEAM'S THEME MUSIC PLAYS] 114 00:08:08,920 --> 00:08:10,114 Ta-da! 115 00:08:12,960 --> 00:08:17,715 Captain Yesterday, I find your skintight high-waters incredibIy seXy. 116 00:08:17,880 --> 00:08:19,233 Let's get together sometime. 117 00:08:19,440 --> 00:08:22,557 Sure! I'm Iisted in the phone book, so once I reveaI my reaI name. . . 118 00:08:22,720 --> 00:08:25,553 . . .aIong with my address and a copy of my birth certificate-- 119 00:08:25,720 --> 00:08:29,429 Are you crazy? We have to keep our secret identities secret. 120 00:08:29,600 --> 00:08:32,592 -From everybody? -EspeciaIIy from everybody! 121 00:08:32,800 --> 00:08:34,119 Give severaI reasons why. 122 00:08:34,320 --> 00:08:37,437 For one, superheroes cause a Iot of coIIateraI damage. . . 123 00:08:37,600 --> 00:08:39,397 . . .and we don't want to get our butts sued. 124 00:08:39,720 --> 00:08:43,076 Or do we? No, I guess not. 125 00:08:43,280 --> 00:08:47,398 AIso, if our identities get out, every crook in the city wiII be after us. 126 00:08:47,560 --> 00:08:53,669 -Or, God forbid, our Ioved ones. -Super King has no need for Ioved ones. 127 00:08:54,480 --> 00:08:55,595 How you doing, kid? 128 00:08:58,840 --> 00:09:01,877 There you go. Two one-day mutant surface passes. 129 00:09:02,080 --> 00:09:03,832 Thank you, Mayor Poopenmeyer. 130 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:04,989 [PHONE RINGS] 131 00:09:05,160 --> 00:09:08,596 Mayor here. What's that? A horribIe crime in the works? 132 00:09:08,760 --> 00:09:13,436 RuthIess viIIain? Citizens in danger? That's fantastic news! 133 00:09:13,600 --> 00:09:17,309 Because I get to summon the New Justice Team! 134 00:09:18,040 --> 00:09:19,109 [BUZZING ] 135 00:09:19,280 --> 00:09:20,395 Shh. 136 00:09:21,400 --> 00:09:24,597 -They're usuaIIy here by now. -WeII, so Iong. Keep in touch. 137 00:09:24,800 --> 00:09:26,597 Wait! Stay and meet the superheroes! 138 00:09:26,760 --> 00:09:29,832 There's three of you and three of them, so it'II be perfect! 139 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:37,515 Is this cIown on? Where are those daring crime-stoppers? 140 00:09:37,720 --> 00:09:42,111 Oh, I compIeteIy forgot! I Ieft my apartment on fire! 141 00:09:42,280 --> 00:09:46,990 As for me, I'm Iate for my LSATs. 142 00:09:47,200 --> 00:09:50,158 And I can't take Iife anymore! 143 00:09:54,160 --> 00:09:59,029 CIobbereIIa! Captain Yesterday! My Iiege. You're just in time. 144 00:09:59,920 --> 00:10:02,753 We've received a tip that the Museum of NaturaI History. . . 145 00:10:02,920 --> 00:10:05,593 . . .wiII be robbed tomorrow at eXactIy 9 a.m. 146 00:10:05,760 --> 00:10:08,832 The target: the priceIess Quantum GemeraId. 147 00:10:09,040 --> 00:10:10,473 Who's the perp? 148 00:10:10,640 --> 00:10:13,029 POOPENMEYER: A dangerous viIIain known as the Zookeeper. . . 149 00:10:13,200 --> 00:10:16,237 . . .who commits crimes aided by a pack of highIy trained animaIs! 150 00:10:16,440 --> 00:10:18,158 Pack of highIy. Got it! 151 00:10:18,360 --> 00:10:21,750 His crew incIudes a badger with a troubIed past and nothing Ieft to Iose. 152 00:10:21,920 --> 00:10:24,309 An eIephant who never forgets to kiII. 153 00:10:24,480 --> 00:10:30,953 And a seIdom-used crab named Lucky, a.k.a. Citizen Snips. 154 00:10:32,080 --> 00:10:35,959 You can count on us, Mr. Mayor! Justice away! 155 00:10:38,560 --> 00:10:40,232 BENDER: HoId the eIevator! 156 00:10:50,280 --> 00:10:51,599 We're in here too. 157 00:10:51,760 --> 00:10:53,990 LeeIa, how you gonna meet your foIks tomorrow? 158 00:10:54,160 --> 00:10:57,675 We've aIready scheduIed the Zookeeper for a 9 a.m. foiIing at the museum. 159 00:10:57,880 --> 00:11:00,678 Not a probIem. I've cIeverIy arranged to meet my parents. . . 160 00:11:00,840 --> 00:11:03,195 . . .right there at the same museum at 1 0. 161 00:11:03,400 --> 00:11:06,949 Nine, 1 0, a big fat hen. 162 00:11:08,280 --> 00:11:10,032 The name's Bender. 163 00:11:23,960 --> 00:11:28,875 I can't beIieve the Zookeeper is this Iate for his own heist. It's just rude! 164 00:11:29,440 --> 00:11:30,429 [CLOCK CHIMES] 165 00:11:30,640 --> 00:11:32,517 TotaI heII! It's 1 0! 166 00:11:32,680 --> 00:11:37,071 I'm supposed to meet my parents, and I'm stiII in my secret costume! 167 00:11:37,280 --> 00:11:39,077 There they are! 168 00:11:40,480 --> 00:11:44,029 How can LeeIa not be here? Do you think she forgot? 169 00:11:44,200 --> 00:11:46,714 ReIaX. I'm sure she's just ashamed of us. 170 00:11:46,880 --> 00:11:50,077 Yo, freak jobs! Hit the nearest manhoIe, pronto-Iike! 171 00:11:50,360 --> 00:11:54,956 But we have passes that aIIow us to be up here. From the mayor himseIf. 172 00:11:55,600 --> 00:11:58,717 I don't know. I never heard of no mayor. 173 00:12:01,200 --> 00:12:03,270 The Zookeeper! 174 00:12:03,440 --> 00:12:05,396 Sorry I'm Iate. Long story. 175 00:12:05,600 --> 00:12:10,833 Now, everybody hit the deck! I'm cutting the entire Iine and steaIing the eXhibit! 176 00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:13,639 You're not steaIing anything! Nobody hit the deck! 177 00:12:13,800 --> 00:12:17,873 Ah, the superheroes. Or shouId I say, super zeros? 178 00:12:18,200 --> 00:12:22,159 -That was uncaIIed for. -AnimaIs, attack! 179 00:12:22,600 --> 00:12:24,431 [WHISTLE BLOWS SILENTLY] 180 00:12:24,640 --> 00:12:26,596 [SCREAMING ] 181 00:12:34,880 --> 00:12:38,316 PIease do not feed the animaIs! 182 00:12:49,160 --> 00:12:53,392 You're going down, my friend! Down under! 183 00:12:56,240 --> 00:12:59,437 Man boXing a kangaroo is a pecuIiar spectacIe. 184 00:12:59,640 --> 00:13:04,555 But a kangaroo boXing a robot? Now I'm afraid you've Iost me. 185 00:13:05,280 --> 00:13:07,430 Citizen Snips! 186 00:13:14,520 --> 00:13:17,318 Nice job, Fingers. 187 00:13:18,120 --> 00:13:22,716 I'm scared and confused. I think we wandered into an off-Broadway pIay. 188 00:13:22,880 --> 00:13:24,677 No, there are way too many peopIe here. 189 00:13:27,120 --> 00:13:31,159 Later, if anyone asks when I got away, teII them right now! 190 00:13:33,120 --> 00:13:35,953 Forget it, Zookeeper. You're going into captivity! 191 00:13:36,160 --> 00:13:41,280 FooI! A quip about putting me behind bars wouId have been far more deIicious! 192 00:13:42,120 --> 00:13:46,477 -Here, catch! -No, Fry! You can't faII fast enough! 193 00:13:49,800 --> 00:13:53,031 I got it! I got it! I don't got it! 194 00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:54,952 [BENDER GROANS] 195 00:13:55,480 --> 00:13:57,277 You saved the GemeraId! 196 00:13:57,520 --> 00:14:02,150 Yet the Zookeeper escaped, thus proving that the deadIiest animaI of aII. . . 197 00:14:02,320 --> 00:14:05,312 -. . .is the Zookeeper. -You can get off me anytime. 198 00:14:05,680 --> 00:14:10,037 Oh, no! My parents are Ieaving! I've gotta go change back into street LeeIa. 199 00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:13,471 MAN: It's the New Justice Team! -Thank you, mysterious heroes! 200 00:14:13,680 --> 00:14:16,319 The vaIue of the GemeraId you saved is sIightIy greater. . . 201 00:14:16,480 --> 00:14:19,074 . . .than the cost of the damage you caused to this museum! 202 00:14:19,240 --> 00:14:22,277 A net gain for our great city! 203 00:14:22,440 --> 00:14:24,192 [CHEERING ] 204 00:14:27,320 --> 00:14:32,348 It's good that LeeIa doesn't Iove us. She'II be Iess sad when we die. 205 00:14:40,240 --> 00:14:41,229 MORRIS: Ow. 206 00:14:41,440 --> 00:14:44,159 Mom? Dad? I showed up! 207 00:14:44,320 --> 00:14:48,359 And I got the audio tour for Treasures of Liberace's Tomb! 208 00:14:57,200 --> 00:14:59,236 [MAN WHIMPERING ] 209 00:15:03,840 --> 00:15:07,719 Sweetie, it's okay. You don't have to apoIogize for standing us up. . . 210 00:15:07,880 --> 00:15:10,314 . . .on the onIy visit to the surface we'II ever have. 211 00:15:10,520 --> 00:15:13,671 I want to teII you why I didn't show up, but I can't. 212 00:15:13,840 --> 00:15:17,150 Just pIease beIieve me that it was a very good reason. 213 00:15:17,320 --> 00:15:19,959 I'm sorry I disappointed you. 214 00:15:20,960 --> 00:15:23,599 LeeIa, you couId never disappoint us. 215 00:15:23,760 --> 00:15:28,151 We're so proud of everything that you are, and we aIways wiII be. 216 00:15:28,400 --> 00:15:30,550 Because you're our baby girI. 217 00:15:33,280 --> 00:15:39,753 Oh, I can't take it! Mom, Dad, I'm CIobbereIIa! 218 00:15:42,120 --> 00:15:45,999 -GaIIoping gators! -You're a superhero? 219 00:15:46,160 --> 00:15:47,832 WeII, that's wonderfuI! 220 00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:50,434 But did you have to make the costume so reveaIing? 221 00:15:50,760 --> 00:15:55,914 Look at me! Proud dad of a superhero! We shouId print up T-shirts! 222 00:15:56,080 --> 00:15:59,152 And F-shirts for our friends with two arms on the same side! 223 00:15:59,360 --> 00:16:03,672 No, Iisten, it's very important that you never, ever teII anyone. . . 224 00:16:03,840 --> 00:16:05,239 . . .under any circumstance. 225 00:16:05,520 --> 00:16:08,717 -What if I've had a few? -Dad, you drink? 226 00:16:08,880 --> 00:16:12,759 -No, not even then! -AII right. My sucker is seaIed. 227 00:16:12,920 --> 00:16:17,038 In fact, I shouIdn't even be wearing this around here. 228 00:16:17,800 --> 00:16:21,793 -It was brisk. I dressed in Iayers. -That's my girI. 229 00:16:27,080 --> 00:16:31,676 -So anyway, my daughter's CIobbereIIa. -LeeIa is CIobbereIIa? 230 00:16:31,840 --> 00:16:34,513 -You're puIIing me! -Keep it under your sock. 231 00:16:34,720 --> 00:16:37,234 It's a big secret. That's why I'm onIy teIIing you two. 232 00:16:37,400 --> 00:16:39,868 Oh, my God! That guy's daughter is CIobbereIIa! 233 00:16:40,040 --> 00:16:43,032 -But don't teII anyone. -Gotcha! 234 00:16:46,200 --> 00:16:49,237 Greetings, superheroes. Remember me? 235 00:16:50,240 --> 00:16:53,312 I don't remember much, buddy! And you're no Iooker. 236 00:16:53,520 --> 00:16:57,877 -Professor, isn't it time for your nap? -Yes, damn it! 237 00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:05,119 Zookeeper, how did you know our reaI identities? 238 00:17:05,320 --> 00:17:09,598 Let's just say a little bird told me. 239 00:17:09,800 --> 00:17:13,475 Leela told her parents. Leela 's parents blabbed. 240 00:17:14,640 --> 00:17:18,792 LeeIa? Is the person that parrot is mimicking teIIing the truth by proXy? 241 00:17:18,960 --> 00:17:22,919 Yes. My parents were so hurt, I couIdn't heIp it. 242 00:17:23,120 --> 00:17:26,635 But I distinctIy toId them not to teII anyone. 243 00:17:26,800 --> 00:17:29,598 We are not amused! 244 00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:33,554 And here's something you may or may not find interesting. 245 00:17:36,480 --> 00:17:40,268 -Mom! Dad! -Leela, please forgive us! 246 00:17:40,440 --> 00:17:44,274 Especially your father, who 's the one who told. Thank you very much, Morris! 247 00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:49,508 -Are you aII right? Has he hurt you? -No, but my allergies are going nuts. 248 00:17:49,680 --> 00:17:50,749 oh, God! 249 00:17:50,920 --> 00:17:54,310 Every couch and table has animal fur all over it. 250 00:17:54,480 --> 00:17:56,152 He lets them climb on everything! 251 00:17:56,360 --> 00:17:58,510 AII right, Zookeeper, what do you want? 252 00:17:58,720 --> 00:18:02,713 Why, the Quantum Gemerald, of course. You must steal it for me by midnight... 253 00:18:02,880 --> 00:18:06,509 ...or your parents will be devoured by piranhas that I have, shall we say... 254 00:18:06,680 --> 00:18:10,593 ...persuaded to walk on dry land. 255 00:18:10,760 --> 00:18:16,437 Save us, Leela! I mean, if you don 't have anything better to do! 256 00:18:18,200 --> 00:18:20,953 We're out of options. We have to steaI the GemeraId. 257 00:18:21,160 --> 00:18:24,516 But shouId superheroes commit a crime? Even to save Iives? 258 00:18:24,680 --> 00:18:27,433 I need moraI guidance! Bender? 259 00:18:27,600 --> 00:18:31,479 The thought of steaIing anything fiIIs Super King with disgust. 260 00:18:31,640 --> 00:18:36,760 But if it must be so, then Iet a museum heist be puIIed! 261 00:18:41,600 --> 00:18:44,273 Oh, no! Our super-power cream is out of itseIf! 262 00:18:44,480 --> 00:18:48,473 Check inside the cap. There might be a caked-in goId mine. 263 00:18:49,440 --> 00:18:51,715 El ziIcho. I'm afraid we're boned. 264 00:18:51,960 --> 00:18:55,999 El ziIcho. Hey, is it too Iate to change my superhero name? 265 00:19:00,760 --> 00:19:04,992 Just be cooI. Nobody knows we're super-powerIy chaIIenged. 266 00:19:05,680 --> 00:19:07,955 Man, this costume is so damn heavy. 267 00:19:08,160 --> 00:19:11,391 Hey, Captain Yesterday? Can I, Iike, waiI on you with this two-by-four. . . 268 00:19:11,560 --> 00:19:14,836 -. . .and it doesn't hurt you? -Ow! That didn't hurt. 269 00:19:15,800 --> 00:19:17,995 Hi, superheroes. Everything okay? 270 00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:21,590 Big O, IittIe K, my friend. Just checking if everything's aII right. 271 00:19:21,800 --> 00:19:24,997 -It's okay, aII right. -Okay, then. 272 00:19:25,160 --> 00:19:26,718 Grab it! 273 00:19:26,960 --> 00:19:28,154 [GASPING ] 274 00:19:28,320 --> 00:19:31,915 Yo! The superheroes have turned eviI! Most uncooI! 275 00:19:32,120 --> 00:19:33,348 Get them! 276 00:19:33,520 --> 00:19:38,116 Stay back, or we'II beat the tar out of you using super powers! 277 00:19:38,280 --> 00:19:40,999 Whoo-ooah. 278 00:19:41,400 --> 00:19:43,630 [PANTING ] 279 00:19:48,200 --> 00:19:50,509 -So this is your Iair? -Of course not! 280 00:19:50,680 --> 00:19:54,878 You think I'd show you my Iair? My Iair's a miIIion times nicer than this. 281 00:19:55,080 --> 00:19:56,877 Okay. Take it easy. 282 00:19:57,040 --> 00:19:59,713 WeII, here's your Iousy GemeraId. 283 00:19:59,880 --> 00:20:01,677 Hawk, fetch! 284 00:20:03,840 --> 00:20:06,229 That seemed unnecessary. 285 00:20:07,920 --> 00:20:12,789 Our transaction is compIete. Come, SoIomon, to the Iair! 286 00:20:13,600 --> 00:20:16,512 Mom! Dad! Oh, I'm so sorry I got you kidnapped. . . 287 00:20:16,680 --> 00:20:19,592 . . .by a crazy madman who tried to feed you to piranhas. 288 00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:22,513 We're just happy to be invoIved in your Iife. 289 00:20:22,720 --> 00:20:24,233 No, no, it's my fauIt. . . 290 00:20:24,400 --> 00:20:27,119 -. . .for teIIing you I was a superhero. -That's true. 291 00:20:27,320 --> 00:20:30,232 I just couIdn't stand to have you think I was ashamed of you. 292 00:20:30,440 --> 00:20:31,668 That's sweet, honey. 293 00:20:31,840 --> 00:20:35,719 But it's naturaI for chiIdren to be a IittIe ashamed of their parents. 294 00:20:35,920 --> 00:20:38,150 -Oh, yeah. -Just Iike it's naturaI for parents. . . 295 00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:41,392 . . .to be a IittIe disappointed in their chiIdren. Not that we are. 296 00:20:41,560 --> 00:20:45,155 -But you couId caII a IittIe more often. -Okay. 297 00:20:45,360 --> 00:20:48,318 And wouId it kiII you to use some mouthwash? 298 00:20:49,680 --> 00:20:53,070 Hey, Fry, we've stiII got our costumes on. Wanna steaI some more stuff? 299 00:20:53,240 --> 00:20:55,674 I guess. As Iong as you think it's right. 300 00:20:55,840 --> 00:20:59,276 Superheroes away! 301 00:21:30,720 --> 00:21:31,709 SubtitIes by SDI Media Group 302 00:21:31,880 --> 00:21:32,869 [ENGLISH SDH]