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The Why of Fry

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DeIivery boy PhiIip J. Fry,
reporting for duty.

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Dr. Zoidberg, soaking in brine.

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Ah. . . .

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What is the meaning of this?
We've got a deIivery. Let's move!

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Amy, mission profiIe.

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Interesting. Interesting.

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-Dr. Zoidberg, mission bag?
-Packed and ready, sir.

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What's this? This is the same
toy surprise I got Iast time.

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I can't work under these conditions.
And without me, there is no mission.

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-I am the mission.
-We're back from the mission.

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What? You went without me?

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You were Iooking up curse words
in the dictionary.

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-It seemed Iike a better use of your time.
-But I'm the deIivery boy.

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-Don't worry, everything went fine.
-Better than usuaI.

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We got medaIs.

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Good work, team. We reaIIy
puIIed together on this one.

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Whoo-hoo!

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They got medaIs.

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I'm reaI sorry I missed the mission.

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-You might have needed me.
-Nope.

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-But if I'd been there, I--
-Nope!

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-Look--
-Nope.

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-Bender's great.
-Nope.

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LeeIa, Iet me make it up
by taking you out for dinner tonight.

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-Nope, I've got a date with Chaz.
-Chaz?

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I met him at that charity cockfight
Iast week. He's the mayor's aide.

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-Oh, you go, mutant girI.
-Oh.

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-I do go. He's a very important man.
-So? I'm just as important as him.

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It's just that the kind of importance
I have, it doesn't matter if I don't do it.

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[PURRING ]

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Oh, I'm nobody.

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There are guys in the background
of ''Mary Worth'' comics. . .

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. . .who are more important than me.

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Buck up, meat Ioaf. Bender
wiII take you out and cheer you up.

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What do you want to do? And I mean
anything. You have the power.

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Name it and I'm there. You the man.

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-WeII, okay. Let's go bowIing.
-Nah.

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TabIe for two? Step right this way.

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I'm afraid we don't have a reservation,
but as you can see. . .

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. . .I'm the mayor's aide.
TabIe for two, pIease.

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Okay, then.

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-Hey!
-It's okay, my man. . .

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. . .I got you covered on your neXt
heaIth inspection.

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Oh, I reaIIy appreciate that,
Mr. Mayor's Aide. Here you go.

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CompIiments of the house.

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Wow! Free bread at a restaurant!
Is there anything you can't do?

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-I can't faiI the mayor. Not ever.
-Oh.

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[BELL RINGS]

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-Oh, jeez, I better not Iet LeeIa see me.
-Hey, I hear Fry.

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-Boy, am I gIad you're here.
-You are?

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Things aren't working out
with what's-his-name?

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ActuaIIy, they are.

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ConfidentiaIIy, I might not make it back
to my apartment tonight.

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-CouId you waIk NibbIer for me?
-Ah. . . .

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And bring a baggie, in case
he drops a steamer. Have a great night.

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[MUMBLING ]

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Oh, no. PIease, no!

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Perfect.

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[GROANING ]

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[SIREN WAILING ]

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Whoa. SmeIIs Iike a 289 in progress.

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FaiIure to scoop. Oh, yeah.

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Wait, I'm trying.
It weighs as much as 1 000 suns.

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Don't worry. I'II puII some strings,
see if I can't get you tried as a juveniIe.

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Oh, Chaz.

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[SIGHS]

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I'm as worthIess as this trashcan.

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You think I'm as worthIess as you?

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Try catching garbage in your head
and raising siX kids, you dumb townie.

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Oh, NibbIer, at Ieast
I'm important to you. . .

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. . .even if it's onIy
because I cIean up your poop.

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The poop eradication
is but one aspect of your importance.

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[SCREAMS]

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-Did you just taIk?
-Indeed. . .

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. . .and I have other
amazing powers as weII.

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Like what?

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-Are you my mommy?
-Negative.

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[GROANING ]

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-WeIcome, Lord NibbIer.
-WeIcome acknowIedged.

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I bring with me The Mighty One.

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Uh?

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At Iast, our centuries upon centuries
of waiting have achieved fruition.

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Aren't you a fuzzy IittIe guy?

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[PURRING ]

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Stop that! PIease, Your Mightiness.

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''Mightiness''? Are you off your nut? I got
kidnapped by a bunch of guinea pigs.

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[GIBBERING ]

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-Does he not know?
-He does not know.

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-He knows not?
-Knows not does he.

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-Not he knows?
-Enough!

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Fry, it is my duty to inform you
that the fate of humanity. . .

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. . .the fate of our race,
indeed, the fate of aII that eXists. . .

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. . .and ever wiII eXist, rests with you.

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You are the singIe most
important person in the universe.

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Oh, snap.

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On this auspicious occasion, Iet the horn
of eternity cut a thunderous bIast.

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[MUFFLED BLOWING ]

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The Feast of a Thousand Beasts
is begun.

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[BURPING ]

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-You gonna eat that?
-Maybe Iater.

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The time has come to discuss
matters of the gravest importance.

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Fry, do you remember
some months ago. . .

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. . .when Earth was attacked
by FIying Brains?

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I remember the dancing stomachs. That
might've been a MyIanta commerciaI.

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Wait, the Brains! I do remember. . .

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. . .but no one eIse does.
They said I was crazy.

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You remember because you were. . .

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. . .the onIy one immune
to the Brains' mentaI attack.

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Because I'm so smart?

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[CHUCKLING ]

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Oh, my.

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Anyway, your immunity is due to the
fact that you Iack the deIta brain wave.

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It's a genetic abnormaIity, which resuIted
when you went back in time. . .

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. . .and performed certain actions
which made you your own grandfather.

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I did do the nasty in the past-y.

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VeriIy, and that past nastification
is what shieIds you from the Brains.

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You are the Iast hope of the universe.

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So I reaIIy am important?
How I feeI when I'm drunk is correct?

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Yes, eXcept the Dave Matthews Band
doesn't rock.

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For a thousand years, the eviI Brains
have been constructing. . .

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. . .the Info-Sphere,
a giant memory bank. . .

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. . .twice the size of three
ordinary memory banks.

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-What's eviI about that?
-They pIan to coIIect. . .

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. . .aII the information in the universe
and store it within the sphere.

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-They're trying to Iearn things?
-Right.

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-Those bastards!
-Being brains, they feeI compeIIed. . .

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. . .to know everything,
and soon they wiII.

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-I'm as mad as I've ever been.
-Once their task is compIete. . .

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. . .they wiII ensure that
no new information arises. . .

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. . .in the onIy way possibIe.
By destroying the universe.

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Now it's personaI.

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Your mission is to infiItrate
the Info-Sphere. . .

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. . .and pIant this quantum
interface bomb. . .

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. . .bIasting them into an aIternate
universe from which there is no return.

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Then outrun the bIast
on this Scooty-Puff Junior.

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[MUSIC PLAYS]

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Okay, Iet's go through
this once more from the--

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[YELLS]

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-Brains!
-Fear not, Mighty one.

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Your missing brain wave
makes you invisible to them.

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-So long as you avoid intense thinking.
-Sorry, what? I wasn't paying attention.

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-That is most wise.
-Who?

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In a few seconds,
the Brains will finish scanning...

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... the last bits of information
in the universe.

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COMPUTER: Beavers mate for life.
Eleven greater than four.

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For quality carpets,
visit Caplan 's Carpet Warehouse.

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Now the Info-Sphere will open
its protective crust...

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...so as to scan itself,
completing its thousand-year task.

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This is your one chance to enter
the sphere. Scoot. Scoot now!

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[GRUNTING ]

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I'm at the input consoIe.

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I'm nervous, and I've got
brain in my butt crack.

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Roger.

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once you press the detonator, you will
have 60 seconds for an exciting escape.

156
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Hey, wait. This Brain knows
about everything, right?

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It will soon. That's why you're
supposed to be setting off a bomb.

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I can't pass up
a chance to Iearn the answers. . .

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. . .to the greatest questions of aII time.

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Is it true that postage-stamp
gIue is made of--?

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MASTER BRAIN:
Correct, toad mucus.

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[TOAD CROAKS]

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There's no time for this.
Activate the bomb.

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Wait, wait, wait.
What reaIIy kiIIed the dinosaurs?

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MASTER BRAIN:
Me!

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CoMPU TER:
Unauthorized data access.

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Uh-oh.

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Detecting trace amounts
of mentaI activity.

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PossibIy a dead weaseI
or a cartoon viewer.

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Ew! Gross, cut it out.

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Odd, he is immune to our psionic attack.

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ImpossibIe. We're an ambitious
young squad with everything to prove.

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It appears we are in the presence
of the fabIed one. . .

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. . .but without his Scooty-Puff Junior,
he cannot escape.

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[BRAIN CHUCKLING ]

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A quantum interface bomb?
Are you insane in the membrane?

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You got it, PoindeXter.

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Oh, not good.

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COMPUTER: Detonation in T-minus
60 Earth seconds.

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[BEEPING ]

181
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You fooI! You wiII be transported
to the other universe with us.

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Trapped there for aII eternity.

183
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We'II form a tight cIique
that you won't be part of.

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WeII, at Ieast I did one
important thing with my Iife. . .

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. . .Ieading good to victory over eviI.

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-Yeah!
-Exactly!

187
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The NibbIonians? Good? Ha.

188
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During your Iast moments in this
universe, perhaps you shouId query. . .

189
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. . .our database concerning the night
of December 31 , 1 999.

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-The day I got frozen? What about it?
-No.

191
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Don 't ask about that.
It would be boring.

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-Forget it, then.
-Query!

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Okay.

194
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What happened to me, PhiIip J. Fry,
on the night of December 31 , 1 999?

195
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CIarification request. Are you
the PhiIip J. Fry from Earth. . .

196
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. . .or the PhiIip J. Fry from
Hovering Squid WorId 97 A?

197
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Earth, you fat idiot. Hurry up.

198
00:13:11,680 --> 00:13:14,877
Hello? Pizza delivery for...

199
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... ''I. C. Wiener''? oh, crud.

200
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Uh, I can't beIieve how fat I Iook.

201
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Oh, NibbIer's there. Wait. What?!

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[SCREAMS]

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FRY:
What the--?

204
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I-- I don't understand.
You made me go in the freezer tube?

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COMPUTER:
Detonation in T-minus 1 5 seconds.

206
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You IittIe runts froze me.
You took away my Iife.

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-We can explain.
-No, you can't. Shut your adorabIe trap.

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We had no choice. You were
the onIy one who couId heIp us.

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What is one Iife weighed
against the entire universe?

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But it was my Iife.

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Detonation in two, one--

212
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Will the owner of a white
Pontiac Firebird--? oh, never mind, zero!

213
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WeII, here we are,
trapped for eternity.

214
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-We couId sing ''American Pie. ''
-Go ahead, I deserve it.

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I wish those stupid raccoons
had never brought me to the future.

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I have shocking data
reIevant to this conversation.

217
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We don't care, you dope.

218
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We're in another universe.
You're not in charge.

219
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It is possibIe for the PhiIip Fry to resume
his Iife on December 31 , 1 999.

220
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ReaIIy? I can go back in time?

221
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MASTER BRAIN:
There is a neXus point. . .

222
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. . .at the space-time where you
entered the cryogenic tube.

223
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You, and onIy you, can return there.

224
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Interesting. You couId
stop the NibbIonian. . .

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. . .from pushing you
into the cryogenic tube.

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That is interesting. Why?

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It wiII be as if you
never came to the future.

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You wiII have your Iife back,
and we wiII succeed. . .

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. . .in our pIan to understand
and destroy the universe.

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-Everybody wins.
BRAIN: The human returns to the past!

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NARRATOR:
Meanwhile....

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I Iove rocket skating,
but the wait is aIways so Iong.

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Poor Fry once stood in Iine siX hours
just to get me a ticket.

234
00:15:26,280 --> 00:15:29,477
SiX hours? Sounds Iike a reaI nobody. . .

235
00:15:29,640 --> 00:15:33,997
. . .but now it's time for somebody
and some chick he's with to go skating.

236
00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:39,912
-You reserved the whoIe rink?
-Yep, buzzed ahead. . .

237
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. . .Iet them know whose aide was
coming by. The mayor's, that's whose.

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00:15:43,960 --> 00:15:45,871
Oh, Chaz!

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Mr. VogeI, I thought
we was going skating.

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00:15:57,320 --> 00:15:59,117
No, we're not important enough.

241
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Everybody just hoId hands untiI the
bus driver comes back from his haircut.

242
00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:07,668
-Oh, Iet's Iet those kids skate with us.
-What? SeriousIy?

243
00:16:07,840 --> 00:16:11,628
-I'm trying to impress you with my cIout.
-I know, and it's working.

244
00:16:11,800 --> 00:16:14,314
But think how much skating
wouId mean to those kids.

245
00:16:14,520 --> 00:16:16,795
We came here instead of eating today.

246
00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:20,117
This might be their onIy chance
to skate here their whoIe Iives.

247
00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:24,034
-Who are we to say they can't?
-The mayor's aide and his badge.

248
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Beat it, kids! Come back
when you got connections.

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AII right, IittIe ones. . .

250
00:16:30,480 --> 00:16:33,870
. . .back to the orphanarium. You can
sIide around the gym in your socks.

251
00:16:34,040 --> 00:16:35,393
What socks?

252
00:16:35,760 --> 00:16:38,911
So am I gonna get Iucky
tonight, or what?

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[MUMBLING ]

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00:16:47,680 --> 00:16:49,432
I hope your caIcuIations are correct.

255
00:16:49,600 --> 00:16:53,673
Our caIcuIations are aIways correct,
for we are gigantic brains.

256
00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:55,472
Initiate space-time transfer.

257
00:17:10,240 --> 00:17:13,198
I hereby pIace an order
for one cheese pizza.

258
00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:15,595
MAN:
one pie, nothing good on it. Name?

259
00:17:15,760 --> 00:17:18,194
I-period-C-period Wiener.

260
00:17:19,360 --> 00:17:23,717
Talk a little louder. It sounds like
you got some kind of tiny head on you.

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[DOOR OPENS]

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HeIIo? Pizza deIivery for. . .

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00:17:36,840 --> 00:17:39,957
. . . ''I.C. Wiener''? Oh, crud.

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00:17:42,040 --> 00:17:43,598
Gotcha!

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-I don't understand.
-Yes, you do.

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00:17:46,120 --> 00:17:48,554
You came back in time
to knock me into that freezer. . .

267
00:17:48,720 --> 00:17:50,392
. . .and now I came back to stop you.

268
00:17:50,600 --> 00:17:53,512
I did not come back in time.
My peopIe Iack that abiIity.

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But I know you in the future.
I cIeaned your poop.

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Quite possibIe. We Iive Iong
and are ceIebrated poopers.

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You wiII meet me
when I'm 1 000 years oIder.

272
00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:05,560
Not if you don't freeze me.

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00:18:07,160 --> 00:18:10,436
PIease, our sages foresee
that in 1 000 years. . .

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. . .for one moment, the fate
of the universe wiII depend on you.

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00:18:14,240 --> 00:18:18,279
Since you wiII not Iive that Iong,
I must freeze you now.

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00:18:18,440 --> 00:18:21,750
-WeII, why couIdn't you just ask me?
-We were afraid you wouId refuse.

277
00:18:21,960 --> 00:18:23,837
Of course not, I Iove the future.

278
00:18:24,560 --> 00:18:26,994
Then why are you
choking me right now?

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00:18:27,200 --> 00:18:29,839
Because I don't Iike being used.

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00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:34,598
WeII, now it's your choice. Is there
nothing in the future worth saving?

281
00:18:34,760 --> 00:18:38,548
Hmm. LeeIa, but she doesn't
think much of me.

282
00:18:38,720 --> 00:18:41,029
Oh, she must be The Other.

283
00:18:41,280 --> 00:18:43,271
What?

284
00:18:43,880 --> 00:18:45,677
You must not give up on her.

285
00:18:45,880 --> 00:18:49,156
I am stationed on a distant worId
known as Virgon SiX. . .

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00:18:49,320 --> 00:18:52,232
. . .but if you return to the future,
I wiII transfer to Earth. . .

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00:18:52,400 --> 00:18:54,118
. . .to give you what heIp I can.

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00:18:56,200 --> 00:18:59,670
ALL: Ten, nine, eight, seven. . . .
-You think I had a chance with LeeIa?

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00:18:59,840 --> 00:19:03,071
You must choose.
The present or the future?

290
00:19:03,240 --> 00:19:06,312
To save yourseIf or save LeeIa.

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ALL:
One!

292
00:19:15,960 --> 00:19:19,157
Yes! Here I come, future.
Oh, no, wait!

293
00:19:19,320 --> 00:19:21,515
I'm gonna get trapped
in the Info-Sphere again.

294
00:19:21,680 --> 00:19:26,196
Just remember that
Scooty-Puff Junior sucks!

295
00:19:27,480 --> 00:19:29,710
In 1 000 years, I'II get right on it.

296
00:19:29,920 --> 00:19:33,151
NARRATOR: And so 1 000 years later,
Fry once again...

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...infiltrated the Info-Sphere
and set off his amazing bomb.

298
00:19:37,600 --> 00:19:40,398
only this time....

299
00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:56,954
Thank you for saving the universe, Fry.

300
00:19:57,880 --> 00:19:59,598
-Here.
-Oh, thanks.

301
00:19:59,800 --> 00:20:01,995
If you ever need a savior again, just ask.

302
00:20:02,200 --> 00:20:06,193
Oh, we wiII. We wiII.

303
00:20:09,120 --> 00:20:11,270
I can't wait to teII
everyone what happened.

304
00:20:11,480 --> 00:20:14,552
Yes. IncidentaIIy,
I need to remain undercover. . .

305
00:20:14,720 --> 00:20:16,756
. . .so I'm bIanking your memory.

306
00:20:19,440 --> 00:20:22,750
Did everything just taste
purpIe for a second?

307
00:20:22,920 --> 00:20:25,878
Oh, weII, Iet's go home,
you dumb poop machine.

308
00:20:26,040 --> 00:20:27,996
[GIBBERING ]

309
00:20:30,600 --> 00:20:33,478
-Bender, wouId you do the honors?
-With gusto.

310
00:20:39,560 --> 00:20:42,438
Hey, LeeIa. I guess I got this for you.

311
00:20:42,640 --> 00:20:45,598
Oh, thank you.

312
00:20:45,800 --> 00:20:47,791
You know what?
I don't care if you're not. . .

313
00:20:47,960 --> 00:20:50,076
. . .the most important person
in the universe.

314
00:20:50,280 --> 00:20:52,714
It reaIIy makes me happy
to see you right now.

315
00:20:52,880 --> 00:20:55,633
Then I am the most important
person in the universe.

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00:21:01,200 --> 00:21:02,713
FRY:
Yes!

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