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The Farnsworth ParaboX

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FARNSWORTH:
Oh, Lordy Lou! HeIp!

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[SNORING ]

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I know you've rejected me a Iot before,
but frankIy. . .

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. . .I wasn't sure we were right
for each other either. But now I am!

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-So how about a date tonight?
-Sorry! I think I. . . .

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I think I Ieft my toaster on.

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FARNSWORTH: Buddha! Zeus! God!
One of you guys, do something!

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Come on, LeeIa. What's the reaI reason
you won't go out with me?

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FARNSWORTH:
HeIp, Satan! You owe me!

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Look, I'm embarrassed to admit this,
but you've forced me to.

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I can't go out tonight. . .

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-. . .because I have sweaty boot rash!
-No spIuh.

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Why do you think I'm sitting over here
in the stink-free zone?

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So wiII you go out with me?

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Good news, everyone!
I'm stiII technicaIIy aIive, yes.

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But I need you to dispose of this
crazy-ass eXperiment. . .

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. . .that aImost kiIIed me.

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You'II have to throw it
into the sun itseIf.

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For onIy the thermaI nucIear inferno
of the sun. . .

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. . .has enough energy
to ensure its totaI destruction.

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-I couId hit it with a shoveI.
-That's not good enough.

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This one time I pounded a guy into
the ground Iike a stake with a shoveI.

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-Yes, yes.
-So, what's in the boX aIready?

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-No peeking!
-Ow! Oh! Oh! Oh!

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I don't know what's in there.

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But I'm sure our minds wouId be unabIe
to comprehend it.

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-Ow! You hurt my coIIator!
-I don't care.

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Listen weII.
No matter what happens. . .

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. . .no matter how great your curiosity,
you are forbidden to Iook in this boX.

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Forbidden!
Pretty tantaIizing, though.

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Whatever's in there,
it's the onIy thing I've ever wanted.

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In my eXperience
boXes are usuaIIy empty. . .

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. . .or maybe with a IittIe cheese
stuck to the top.

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And one time, pepperoni.
What a day that was!

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[SCREAMS]

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Give me the boX!

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Scram, you Iousy green snakes!

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[SCREAMING ]

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Here, LeeIa. Take this and use it
to shoot those guys.

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-Right. If they try to Iook in the boX.
-Whatever.

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Let's just forget about the boX.
The professor said to stay away.

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Fry, how can you be so naive?
He was joking, get it?

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-No.
-That's what makes it so funny!

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[LAUGHING ]

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Okay, he wasn't joking.
Now shut up and foIIow me.

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FRY: Ow! It's hot!
The butter in my pocket is meIting!

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[SNORING ]

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[BENDER CHUCKLING ]

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[BENDER HUMMING ]

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BENDER:
Yep.

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[GROANING ]

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We thank you, Bender,
for the gift we are about to receive.

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TangIed-up Christmas Iights!
We can take shifts untangIing them!

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And unIabeIed booze!
Wide-mouth too!

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That ought to keep
those dopes occupied.

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I can guard the reaI boX in peace
now that no one's curious about it.

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[HUMMING ]

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[CLOCK TICKING ]

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WeII, I got through the night,
and no one Iooked in the boX.

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Not even me. The person who gave up
her whoIe evening to watch it.

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A whoIe evening of TV, gone!
What a mockery of justice. . .

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. . .that I can't take even
a IittIe tiny peek. I need coffee.

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Okay, heads I Iook, taiIs I don't.

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Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah!
Heads! I mean, aII right, then.

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No. I have a duty not to Iook.

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WeII, then again,
I promised the coin I wouId.

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Oh, it's deep.
Deeper than a smaII boX shouId be.

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[SCREAMS]

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Ouch! My Iawyer wiII hear about this!

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[DOOR OPENS]

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FRY:
What have you done?

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Nothing! What do you mean,
why was I Iooking in the boX?

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I meant your hair.
It's aII different-y.

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-Bender? Is--? Is that you?
-You know it. Large and in charge.

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LeeIa? Oh, there's a woman for you.

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AIways dyeing her hair
instead of not Iooking in a boX.

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I didn't dye my hair.
This is how I aIways Iook.

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No, that's how you aIways Iook.

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[GASPING ]

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This throws my entire perception
of reaIity into question.

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CIone? Robot? Or Iong-Iost twin?
Taking aII bets!

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I aIso offer video poker!

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It's some guy wearing a LeeIa costume!
Get him!

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HoId it!
You have this aII wrong!

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I just feII into the boX
and then I feII out somehow.

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-You shut up, sir!
-No, wait! I've got it!

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I know what's in the boX!
Oh, I've been as dumb as Fry.

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-Am not!
-It contains a paraIIeI universe!

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And when you create
a paraIIeI universe. . .

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. . .it's aImost aIways popuIated
by eviI twins.

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Now Iook, I am not eviI.
My Ioan officer said so.

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Oh, you'd Iike us to beIieve that
wouIdn't you, LeeIa?

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Or shouId I say, ''EviIIa''?

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This is awfuI! Somewhere, there's
a more eviI Bender than me!

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I do my best, damn it!

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LeeIa? The good LeeIa.

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I want you to snoop around
the other universe. . .

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. . .and find out how eviI they are.

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-Here.
-I teII you, they're not eviI.

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But don't be confused.
They are jerks.

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ZOIDBERG:
HeIIo.

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[ALTERNATE LEELA YELLS]

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ZOIDBERG:
Ow!

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Come out of your universe
with your hands up!

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Oh, wow! It's Iike that drug trip
I saw in that movie. . .

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-. . .when I was on that drug trip.
-Astonishing!

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-I must have created a paraIIeI universe.
-BaIdercrap! I created your universe!

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AII you created was my fist
paraIIeI to your face!

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-Ow.
-It doesn't matter who created what.

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The important thing is--

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We're eXactIy the same.
I know aII her moves.

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Therefore, I've got the upper hand.

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[YELLING ]

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Now, now, perfectIy symmetricaI
vioIence never soIved anything.

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Let's recap what's happened so far.

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As you can see, I accidentaIIy created
a boX containing your universe.

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WhiIe I, in a simuItaneous bIunder,
created a boX containing your universe.

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This is getting confusing. Why don't we
caII our universe ''Universe A'' . . .

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-. . .and this universe ''Universe B. ''
-Hey! Why can't we be Universe A?

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-We want A!
-It's the best Ietter!

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We caIIed it first. Besides, this pIace kind
of feeIs Iike a B, you know?

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AII right, you can be crummy Universe A.
And we'II be Universe One.

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Or the Mongooses. That's a cooI
team name. ''The Fighting Mongooses. ''

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Wait a second!
If everyone is identicaI. . .

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. . .why did our LeeIa Iook into the boX
and your LeeIa didn't?

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WeII, to be honest, I tossed a coin.
It came up taiIs, so I didn't Iook.

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That's weird.
Mine came up heads, so I did.

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Interesting. ApparentIy the key
difference between our universes. . .

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. . .is that coin fIips
have opposite outcomes.

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That eXpIains fruity here.
I tossed a coin to pick my finish.

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-Fog hat gray.
-Hey! Bite my gIorious goIden ass!

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You peopIe and your sIight differences
disgust me! I'm going home.

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Where's that bIue boX
with our universe in it?

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Oh, you'd Iike to get back
to your eviI universe, wouIdn't you?

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And destroy your boX
with our universe inside it!

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Nonsense!
I wouId never do such a thing.

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UnIess you were aIready
having been going to do that!

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-Wha--?!
-You heard me!

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In any case, I've hidden the boX,
and it wiII remain hidden. . .

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. . .untiI I'm convinced you're not eviI.

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Everyone, keep an eye
on your eviI counterpart.

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And you aII do the same!

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Can Fry and I watch our paraIIeI seIves
together? We have pIans tonight.

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-You guys are dating?
-Oh, no, no. We're married.

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I got my eye on you, boy!

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Don't even think about it, Iunch paiI!
You'd be dead before you hit the ground.

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Good point. What do you say
we just hit a strip joint?

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I was waiting for one of us
to say that!

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[CHEERING ]

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Bender A, you're a prince among robots.
Can you forgive me for distrusting you?

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I can't stay mad at what
is essentiaIIy me. I Iove me!

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[SNICKERING ]

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This is so great!
I aIways wanted an imaginary friend!

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I'm not imaginary, I'm paraIIeI.

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We're eXactIy the same,
right down to the--

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Is that pink naiI poIish?

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Is that not pink naiI poIish?

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The professor's right, you are eviI.
And shaIIow.

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I am not eviI!

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So, Fry, LeeIa, how'd you two
get together?

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Funny story. I asked LeeIa out a miIIion
times, but she just kept rejecting me.

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I'd make up stuff Iike,
''I have sweaty boot rash'' . . .

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. . .or ''I have to meet the president. ''

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Oh, man, you never heard such eXcuses.
But, Iike a dope, I beIieved her.

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Looking back on it now,
it's kind of funny.

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It sure is. Right, LeeIa? Funny?
Ha-ha-ha-ha!

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Then one night
when Fry asked me out. . .

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. . .the onIy eXcuse I couId think of
invoIved ghosts.

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I knew he wouIdn't buy it,
so I did what I do in those situations.

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-Oh, Lord.
-I fIipped a coin.

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It came up heads,
and we went out.

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You mean you fIipped a coin too?
And it was taiIs?

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So that's why you said
you had to meet that ghost!

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You reaIIy missed out on something,
LeeIa. That date was magicaI.

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One year Iater I gave LeeIa a diamond
scrunchy, and we were married.

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Ooh!

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One year Iater I got beat up
at a NeiI Diamond concert. . .

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. . .by a guy named Scrunchy!

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[GROANING ]

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WeII, that was pointIess.

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Say, I hope you won't think it
''eviI'' of me. . .

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. . .to ask how you got that styIish
head wound.

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Oh, this oId thing? I was eXperimenting
to see if I couId remove my own brain.

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Of course! I had the same idea.

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I fIipped a coin to decide
if I shouId proceed.

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But it came up taiIs, so I didn't.
How'd it go?

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WeII, getting the brain out
was the easy part.

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The hard part
was getting the brain out.

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[LAUGHING ]

191
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Oh, you!

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[BUZZING ]

193
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So teII me about yourseIf.

194
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WeII, don't Iook into it, but I'm
a respected internaI-medicine doctor.

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A can!

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As for me, I design mansions,
then Iive in them.

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[SOBBING ]

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I'm Iying. I'm an appaIIing faiIure!

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Me too! A big fat one!

200
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And those coworkers,
aIways Iooking down on us Zoidbergs.

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What are they, from Nob HiII?

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They're aII Iike, ''Stop spraying me
with ink, Zoidberg! ''

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''Put on pants, Zoidberg! ''
''Don't touch our fancy boX, Zoidberg. ''

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Oh, that boX! Too good for us, is it?

205
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Someday they'II watch
from down in the gutter, they wiII. . .

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. . .as King Zoidberg caresses
their fancy boX!

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You know, maybe a certain bIue Iobster
saw where professor hid the boX.

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[CHUCKLING ]

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00:13:04,240 --> 00:13:08,028
-Good news, everyones!
-After carefuIIy reading the scriptures. . .

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. . .we've concIuded that none of us
are eviI.

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Yes, the BibIe is the reaI good news.

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Anyhow, you're aII free to go
back to your own universe.

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What's going on here? Why aren't you aII
out destroying the professor's boX?

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Hermes, aren't you curious
that there's two of everybody?

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No. Now, Iike my granny used to say
in her tarpaper shack on Montego Bay:

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''If you want a boX hurIed into the sun. . .

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-. . .you got to do it yourseIf. ''
-Your granny can go to heII!

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I've hidden the boX so no one
can destroy the home universe. . .

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-. . .of my handsome friend here.
-Oh, go on.

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Wait a second! If your Hermes
was about to destroy the boX. . .

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-. . .containing our universe. . . .
-Then your Hermes. . . .

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Oh, my.

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NARRATOR:
And sure enough....

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[HUMMING ]

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Like Granny said,
''If you want a boX hurIed into the sun. . .

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. . .you got to do it yourseIf! ''

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God rest her zombie bones.

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LEELA: So we go back through the boX
and stop Hermes.

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Right. Good thing Professor B there
hid it in the coeIacanth tank.

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No one but a crazy Iobster
wouId Iook there.

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It's gone!

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AII haiI Zoidberg,
the king with the boX.

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-Now it's my turn, maybe?
-The boX says no.

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NARRATOR: Meanwhile in Universe A,
Hermes A heads towards the sun!

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A.

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Item one: boX. Check.

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Item two: sun.

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That's a big check.

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Oh!

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If I know paraIIeI Hermes,
he's at the sun by now!

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Our universe is doomed!

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BENDER AND ALTERNATE BENDER:
Doomed!

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Now, don't give up yet,
you crybabies.

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The boX is gone, but we stiII have one
preposterousIy sIim hope.

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-Is it a kind of hair spray?
-No!

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We must attempt to make another boX
containing our universe.

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[SCREAMING ]

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-WeII, is that your universe in there?
FRY: Nope. Too coId.

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Hmm. AII women.
I'II put this one aside for Iater.

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[LEELA SCREAMING ]

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ALTERNATE HERMES: It's hopeIess!
We'II never find your universe in time!

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PIus, this boX is stuck
on my fat head!

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Yes, it's the apocaIypse, aII right.
I aIways thought I'd have a hand in it.

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I'm not sad, because I finaIIy
found someone as great as me.

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It's Iike I aIways say,
make new friends, but keep the oId.

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-One is siIver--
-And the other's goId.

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[SOBBING ]

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Why with the Iong faces?

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-The idiots have the boX!
-I think she means you.

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Grab them!

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You coward! Wait for me!

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[MIMICS THE THREE STOOGES]

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Look! Which one did they go into?

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Oh, Iet's aII ask each other!
That'II soIve this probIem!

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We'II each have to search
a universe.

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Everyone, grab a Iength of wire first
so you can find your way back.

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[MIMICKING THE THREE STOOGES]

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HeIIo? Did you see
two smeIIy Iobsters?

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We didn't see anything. Ever.

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-Yo, did two sheIIfish in scrubs go by?
BIG-HEADED FRY: HeII, no!

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BIG-HEADED LEELA: Shut up!
BIG-HEADED BENDER: Beat it, jerk!

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Have you robot versions of you guys
seen any eXtra Zoidbergs around here?

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-Negative. WiII you go out with me?
-Access denied.

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Hey, paI, Iook what I snagged
from the Leprechaun Universe!

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Yeah, Leprechaun Universe is fine,
if you haven't seen Pirate Universe!

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Faith and begorra!

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Quis?

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Quick, into another boX!

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There aren't any in this universe,
there aren't. Hey, you!

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-What with the no boXes?
-Baby, they're somewhere.

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Everything's, Iike, somewhere.
PIace is kind of au natureI right now.

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-There they are!
-Ah!

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Gotcha!

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Dig it! AII of you fitting in this boX
is, Iike, seriousIy freaked up!

285
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Nonsense! Why, there's
a whoIe universe in there!

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Dude, there's a universe in aII of us.

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Right on, Professor Freaksworth!

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Get a job!

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We've got the boX!
Everyone, puII your wires!

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[SCREAMING ]

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Hurry!
Back to Universe A!

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Hermes, don't press that button!

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Okay.

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FRY: Bye-bye.
LEELA: Later!

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So Iong, Your Majesty!

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There but for the fIip of a coin
go we.

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So, LeeIa? Seeing how the universe
wasn't destroyed. . .

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. . .you wanna catch an ape fight?
You know, together?

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WeII, I guess you deserve
one more fIip.

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-So heads or taiIs?
-You know, Iet's just say it's heads.

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Ready? One.

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00:20:01,520 --> 00:20:05,354
Two. Three. PuII!

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00:20:07,480 --> 00:20:13,237
There. That space-time eversion
has given us their boX, and vice versa.

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00:20:13,440 --> 00:20:15,749
What you think you just eXpIained
to us, is that--

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Correct!
This boX contains our own universe!

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Sweet honeybee of infinity!

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[GROANING ]

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Bender, quit destroying the universe!

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But-- Oh!

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Yes, aII that is and ever shaII be
is in that boX.

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And the boX itseIf
is probabIy worth something too.

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We must cherish it
as we cherish every moment of our Iives.

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[GASPING ]

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