1 00:00:07,280 --> 00:00:09,350 Three Hundred Big Boys 2 00:00:30,680 --> 00:00:33,478 MAN: This Week in the Universe. 3 00:00:34,240 --> 00:00:35,992 Dateline, Tarantulon 6. 4 00:00:36,160 --> 00:00:37,434 The brave warriors of Earth... 5 00:00:37,600 --> 00:00:40,831 ...under the command of Gen. Maj. Webelo Zapp Brannigan... 6 00:00:41,000 --> 00:00:45,551 ...have achieved victory over the spider homeworld. 7 00:00:48,160 --> 00:00:50,469 And to the victor belong the spoils. 8 00:00:50,640 --> 00:00:54,952 one trillion dollars in silken treasure. 9 00:00:55,120 --> 00:00:56,394 [MOANS] 10 00:00:56,680 --> 00:01:00,434 My fellow Earthicans, after meeting with top voodoo economists... 11 00:01:00,600 --> 00:01:04,593 ...I have decided to refund our silk surplus to you, the taxpayers. 12 00:01:04,760 --> 00:01:08,309 That's right, I've sent you each 300 buckaroos... 13 00:01:08,480 --> 00:01:12,553 ...in the form of a Tricky Dick Fun Bill. Knock yourselves out! 14 00:01:13,920 --> 00:01:14,909 [CHEERING ] 15 00:01:15,080 --> 00:01:16,433 I'm sIightIy richer! 16 00:01:16,640 --> 00:01:18,153 BENDER: What to do, what to do? 17 00:01:18,360 --> 00:01:21,909 One $300 hooker-bot or 300 $ 1 hooker-bots? 18 00:01:22,120 --> 00:01:23,394 I'm gonna swim with a whaIe. 19 00:01:23,560 --> 00:01:27,109 -They're the gentIe giants of the deep. -I'm weII aware of that. 20 00:01:27,320 --> 00:01:30,392 Scruffy's gonna get himseIf one of them $300 haircuts. 21 00:01:30,560 --> 00:01:33,393 This one's Iost its pizzazz. 22 00:01:33,600 --> 00:01:34,874 A fortune, it is. 23 00:01:35,040 --> 00:01:38,635 At Iast, Zoidberg wiII Iive Iike a rich man! 24 00:01:38,880 --> 00:01:41,314 Hey, cut it out. Go away. Get away from me. 25 00:01:41,560 --> 00:01:45,758 It's just 300 bucks. What is that, Iike 1 00 cups of coffee? 26 00:01:45,960 --> 00:01:49,794 That's it! I'm getting 1 00 cups of coffee, starting now. 27 00:01:50,040 --> 00:01:52,235 Coffee machine, one cup of coffee, pIease. 28 00:01:56,920 --> 00:01:59,195 SmeIIs good. 29 00:02:01,120 --> 00:02:03,509 -Leela, are you there? -No. 30 00:02:03,720 --> 00:02:07,190 oh, yes, you are. I'm hereby inviting you and your oddball coworkers... 31 00:02:07,360 --> 00:02:11,478 ... to a special reception to display the national silk surplus. 32 00:02:11,640 --> 00:02:14,837 I believe you know the heroic space stallion who captured it. 33 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:17,070 Show them my medal, Kif. 34 00:02:17,240 --> 00:02:19,390 He rented it with his tax refund. 35 00:02:19,560 --> 00:02:22,597 So, Leela, will you have the pleasure? 36 00:02:22,800 --> 00:02:24,597 What IittIe there is to be had. 37 00:02:24,800 --> 00:02:28,429 Tomorrow night at 8, then. Smooches. 38 00:02:33,880 --> 00:02:37,555 No cheap crack houses for me no more! 39 00:02:39,960 --> 00:02:42,997 Very good, sir. ShaII I pre-warm sir's crack pipe? 40 00:02:43,160 --> 00:02:45,116 [MOANS] 41 00:02:46,640 --> 00:02:49,200 [KIF GASPING ] 42 00:02:49,360 --> 00:02:51,555 Oh, Kif, it was so romantic of you. . . 43 00:02:51,720 --> 00:02:54,029 . . .to rent this paddIe pIane with your taX rebate. 44 00:02:54,200 --> 00:02:56,998 We're Iike two dandeIion seeds wafting on the breeze. 45 00:02:57,160 --> 00:03:00,152 Yes. Seeds. Wafting. 46 00:03:00,360 --> 00:03:04,148 I aImost feeI kind of shaIIow for bIowing my rebate on this cooI taIking tattoo. 47 00:03:04,320 --> 00:03:07,676 Hey, Gordon Gekko. I cost as much as this whoIe crummy date! 48 00:03:07,880 --> 00:03:09,836 Shut up! Ow! 49 00:03:13,760 --> 00:03:16,479 Ma'am, it has become too much of a chore for me. . . 50 00:03:16,640 --> 00:03:18,631 . . .to cIean out my wrinkIes each day. 51 00:03:18,840 --> 00:03:22,276 Is it true that stem ceIIs may fight the aging process? 52 00:03:22,480 --> 00:03:25,870 WeII, yes. In the same way an infant may fight Muhammad AIi, but-- 53 00:03:26,080 --> 00:03:28,389 One pound of stem ceIIs, pIease! 54 00:03:31,040 --> 00:03:35,511 Of course, any age-reversing effects wiII be pureIy temporary. 55 00:03:35,680 --> 00:03:37,671 [SCREAMING ] 56 00:03:47,480 --> 00:03:49,311 BENDER: Ooh! 57 00:03:51,720 --> 00:03:53,711 Oh! 58 00:03:53,920 --> 00:03:56,957 Say, buddy, why is this Grand Cigar so pricey? 59 00:03:57,160 --> 00:03:58,434 WeII, as you can see. . . 60 00:03:58,600 --> 00:04:01,910 . . .its wrapper is a piece of the originaI U.S. Constitution. 61 00:04:02,080 --> 00:04:05,993 It was hand-roIIed by Queen EIizabeth during her wiId years. . . 62 00:04:06,160 --> 00:04:10,472 . . .and was buried with George Burns untiI grave-robbing space mushrooms-- 63 00:04:10,640 --> 00:04:12,153 WeII, you know the rest. 64 00:04:12,360 --> 00:04:14,430 -Give you 300 bucks for it. -No can do. 65 00:04:14,640 --> 00:04:19,589 Oh, aII right. I'II just take these $300 burgIar's tooIs, then. 66 00:04:19,760 --> 00:04:21,671 Very good, sir. 67 00:04:21,840 --> 00:04:24,877 So, what time you cIose tonight? 68 00:04:26,960 --> 00:04:28,837 Hey, Pops! Did that taX rebate come? 69 00:04:29,040 --> 00:04:30,189 Came and went. 70 00:04:30,360 --> 00:04:33,557 You're now the proud owner of Bamboo Boogie Boots! 71 00:04:34,720 --> 00:04:37,553 With a warning IabeI this big, you know they gotta be fun. 72 00:04:37,760 --> 00:04:39,432 But, Pops, I don't want to have fun. 73 00:04:39,600 --> 00:04:42,478 I want to be Iike you, boring but prudentIy invested. 74 00:04:42,680 --> 00:04:43,954 BabyIon's beIIs! 75 00:04:44,120 --> 00:04:47,032 I taIIied aImost 300 bananas on this entertainment product! 76 00:04:47,200 --> 00:04:49,919 -Now you put them on and have fun. -I don't wanna! 77 00:04:50,120 --> 00:04:53,829 WeII, then, I'm gonna put them on and make you watch me have fun! See? 78 00:04:54,040 --> 00:04:55,029 Fun, fun-- 79 00:04:55,200 --> 00:04:56,189 [HERMES SCREAMING ] 80 00:04:56,440 --> 00:05:00,718 -Dwight! HeIp me! -I'II save you, Pops! 81 00:05:02,680 --> 00:05:05,638 [SCREAMING ] 82 00:05:07,440 --> 00:05:09,351 [TECHNO MUSIC PLAYS] 83 00:05:11,280 --> 00:05:14,272 Hey! Turn that damn music-- 84 00:05:14,800 --> 00:05:17,030 Up. 85 00:05:17,240 --> 00:05:19,708 -Isn't this fun? DWIGHT: No! I wish I had two mommies! 86 00:05:22,080 --> 00:05:25,436 Try these on, sir. 87 00:05:26,760 --> 00:05:30,833 I ask for rich-guy stuff, and you give me shiny pebbIes? 88 00:05:31,040 --> 00:05:33,873 I bid you adieu. 89 00:05:34,520 --> 00:05:35,509 Ah! 90 00:05:36,400 --> 00:05:39,278 [MIMICS THE THREE STOOGES] 91 00:05:43,640 --> 00:05:45,870 I'd Iike a pass to swim with Mushu, pIease. 92 00:05:46,080 --> 00:05:48,719 WeII, you asked the right guy. I'm the whaIe bioIogist. 93 00:05:48,880 --> 00:05:52,236 Though, personaIIy, I hate whaIes. EspeciaIIy Mushu. 94 00:05:52,440 --> 00:05:54,351 Then why'd you become a whaIe bioIogist? 95 00:05:54,560 --> 00:05:57,632 I don't know you weII enough to get into that. $300, pIease. 96 00:05:59,360 --> 00:06:02,670 Noon tomorrow. If you're Iate, you tread water in the scaIIop tank. 97 00:06:06,240 --> 00:06:07,719 Yeah. I'II have a coffee. 98 00:06:07,920 --> 00:06:11,549 -Guppy, trout, mermaid or--? -WhaIe, pIease. 99 00:06:14,560 --> 00:06:16,790 [KIF GASPING ] 100 00:06:18,600 --> 00:06:24,789 Amy, I aIso spent some of my taX rebate on a gift for you. 101 00:06:24,960 --> 00:06:26,439 Oh, Kify! 102 00:06:27,800 --> 00:06:32,920 KIF: It shows the time wherever we both are, and it's powered by Iove. 103 00:06:33,120 --> 00:06:34,519 AIso, you have to wind it. 104 00:06:34,720 --> 00:06:38,349 -Oh! Somebody won big at Skee-BaII! -You shut up! 105 00:06:38,520 --> 00:06:42,149 I Iove it, Kif. I'II use it whenever I want to know what time it is. 106 00:06:44,360 --> 00:06:45,554 It's Fry and LeeIa. 107 00:06:45,880 --> 00:06:48,633 Hi, Fry and LeeIa! 108 00:06:49,360 --> 00:06:52,079 Keep peddIing! Oh, for the Iove of God, keep peddIing! 109 00:06:52,680 --> 00:06:53,749 [SCREAMS] 110 00:06:55,760 --> 00:06:57,671 [CROWD SCREAMING ] 111 00:07:01,480 --> 00:07:03,550 Bye, Fry and LeeIa! 112 00:07:04,880 --> 00:07:06,108 [BABBLING ] 113 00:07:06,280 --> 00:07:07,838 Oh. 114 00:07:12,840 --> 00:07:17,118 Oh! I can't wait tiII the tattoos on Amy's butt hear about this! 115 00:07:17,280 --> 00:07:19,396 MALE TATTOO: About what? FEMALE TATTOO: TeII us! 116 00:07:19,560 --> 00:07:21,312 [HORSE NEIGHS] 117 00:07:24,360 --> 00:07:25,634 [KIF SOBBING ] 118 00:07:25,960 --> 00:07:29,077 Don't feeI sad, my IittIe tadpoIe. 119 00:07:29,240 --> 00:07:31,356 I'm trying not to. . . 120 00:07:31,520 --> 00:07:34,910 . . .but my gift to you is in the beIIy of a whaIe. 121 00:07:35,120 --> 00:07:39,193 Say, this reminds me of that time I ate that other watch Kif gave you. 122 00:07:39,400 --> 00:07:42,119 -Hey, it is kind of Iike that. -To induce vomiting. 123 00:07:42,280 --> 00:07:45,317 That was the soIution. Everywhere it went. 124 00:07:45,480 --> 00:07:46,595 [CHUCKLING ] 125 00:07:46,760 --> 00:07:49,399 What a VaIentine's Day that was. 126 00:07:49,640 --> 00:07:52,757 Hmm. This may seem Iike a huge coincidence. . . 127 00:07:52,920 --> 00:07:54,990 . . .but I happen to have an in with that whaIe. 128 00:07:55,200 --> 00:07:56,633 Scruffy's formuIated a pIan. . . 129 00:07:56,800 --> 00:07:59,951 . . .but you'II need a ready source of nauseating rotten fish. 130 00:08:02,520 --> 00:08:04,988 -Freshen your coffee, sir? -Yeah. Keep it coming. 131 00:08:05,160 --> 00:08:06,559 Put the pot down. Get away! 132 00:08:11,840 --> 00:08:16,436 You're so young in spirit. It's hard to beIieve you're as oId as 25. 133 00:08:16,640 --> 00:08:22,317 The key is to grab Iife by the ho-joes. Live every day Iike it might be your Iast. 134 00:08:22,520 --> 00:08:26,479 -What'II it be, kids? -One bowI of miId farina. 135 00:08:34,840 --> 00:08:36,159 Pay dirt. 136 00:08:36,560 --> 00:08:37,709 [LEELA YELLS] 137 00:08:37,880 --> 00:08:39,233 [FREEZER MOTOR STOPS] 138 00:08:39,400 --> 00:08:41,356 [WHISTLING ] 139 00:08:42,920 --> 00:08:48,233 Here you go, big spender. Foie gras and caviar. 140 00:08:48,400 --> 00:08:51,392 Goose Iiver? Fish eggs? 141 00:08:51,560 --> 00:08:53,949 Where's the goose? Where's the fish? 142 00:08:54,160 --> 00:08:57,311 Hey, that's what rich peopIe eat. The garbage parts of the food. 143 00:08:57,520 --> 00:09:00,990 I ate garbage yesterday, and it didn't cost me $300! 144 00:09:01,160 --> 00:09:03,628 I'm not paying. FareweII, good sir. 145 00:09:03,880 --> 00:09:06,155 [MIMICS THE THREE STOOGES] 146 00:09:25,680 --> 00:09:27,159 [GRUNTS] 147 00:09:29,320 --> 00:09:31,470 The Grand Cigar, she is mine. 148 00:09:31,640 --> 00:09:34,438 And with absoIuteIy no consequences. 149 00:09:34,600 --> 00:09:35,794 [CHUCKLING ] 150 00:09:45,360 --> 00:09:46,918 [MONSTER GROWL] 151 00:09:50,920 --> 00:09:53,275 -You see that? -Grand-theft tobacco. 152 00:09:53,440 --> 00:09:58,594 Time to get off our fat cop asses and ride. 153 00:10:03,560 --> 00:10:06,358 [HERMES SNORING ] 154 00:10:07,240 --> 00:10:12,678 Hey, you. This fish is sIightIy too rotten to even make jambaIaya. 155 00:10:17,120 --> 00:10:19,759 So far so good. Where's Kif? 156 00:10:19,920 --> 00:10:22,912 [GROANING ] 157 00:10:27,640 --> 00:10:30,108 This isn't Yemeni! It's SuIawesi! 158 00:10:30,280 --> 00:10:32,589 The cup's shaking! I don't want my coffee shaking! 159 00:10:32,800 --> 00:10:37,191 You seem a tad wound up, buddy. And your face is greasy. ReaI greasy. 160 00:10:37,360 --> 00:10:39,715 -Been up aII night? -Of course I've been up aII night! 161 00:10:39,880 --> 00:10:42,553 It was insomnia. I couIdn't stop thinking about coffee. 162 00:10:42,720 --> 00:10:44,073 I need a nap. 163 00:10:44,240 --> 00:10:46,515 Coffee time! 164 00:10:50,240 --> 00:10:52,549 -Mighty fine smokabIe. -Fancy cigar. 165 00:10:52,720 --> 00:10:55,280 Why don't you smoke it aIready! Puff, puff! Go, go, go! 166 00:10:55,440 --> 00:10:58,159 No. You can't bIow the smoke from such a majestic stogy. . . 167 00:10:58,320 --> 00:10:59,594 . . .in just anyone's face. 168 00:10:59,800 --> 00:11:03,509 I'm saving it for the fancy-pantses at Zapp Brannigan's bIack-tie reception. 169 00:11:03,680 --> 00:11:04,999 You coming? 170 00:11:05,160 --> 00:11:07,549 [BABBLING ] 171 00:11:09,760 --> 00:11:12,593 And the fifth reason whaIes kiII is for the sheer fun of it. 172 00:11:12,760 --> 00:11:15,638 -Anything eIse? -You're Iumpy and you smeII awfuI. 173 00:11:16,120 --> 00:11:19,396 Hey, I caIIs them Iike I sees them. I'm a whaIe bioIogist. 174 00:11:21,240 --> 00:11:24,835 Okay, Mushu, it's feeding time. 175 00:11:27,480 --> 00:11:29,516 [MUSHU MUNCHING ] 176 00:11:33,560 --> 00:11:38,634 -Oh, crud. He ate my suit. BIOLOGIST: It was ugIy! WhaIe bioIogist. 177 00:11:43,040 --> 00:11:45,110 [GRUNTING ] 178 00:11:46,680 --> 00:11:51,595 -Perhaps if you tightened your grip, sir. -Thank you, goIf sIave. 179 00:11:52,960 --> 00:11:55,838 Rich peopIe wouIdn't waste their time on this nonsense. 180 00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:58,958 PIus, these eggs are gritty and tasteIess. 181 00:12:01,480 --> 00:12:02,993 [MOANING ] 182 00:12:04,120 --> 00:12:06,315 Ow! Not so rough! 183 00:12:06,600 --> 00:12:08,670 [MUSIC PLAYS] 184 00:12:10,560 --> 00:12:13,791 Ladies and gentIemen, presenting Mushu! 185 00:12:13,960 --> 00:12:16,872 The educated whaIe who thinks he's better than you! 186 00:12:18,720 --> 00:12:22,759 Come on, Mushu! Barf! Barf Iike a freshman! 187 00:12:22,960 --> 00:12:24,837 And now, ignorant whaIe Iovers. . . 188 00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:28,390 . . .we'II see who's boss as I make Mushu jump through this hoop! 189 00:12:28,560 --> 00:12:29,834 Jump, Mushu. 190 00:12:32,080 --> 00:12:34,230 [GAGGING ] 191 00:12:34,680 --> 00:12:37,672 BIOLOGIST: Who wants a fish? 192 00:12:41,600 --> 00:12:43,033 [CHILD CRYING ] 193 00:12:43,200 --> 00:12:44,918 Mushu is sad! 194 00:12:45,120 --> 00:12:47,918 It just keeps coming and coming. 195 00:12:48,080 --> 00:12:49,354 [BENDER HUMMING ] 196 00:12:51,200 --> 00:12:54,636 Wait. That choke. It's the watch. 197 00:12:55,280 --> 00:12:57,919 [CHEERING ] 198 00:12:59,040 --> 00:13:00,678 I got it, Amy. I got it. 199 00:13:00,840 --> 00:13:04,389 -The pIan went off without a-- -He's got aquarium property! Stop him! 200 00:13:04,600 --> 00:13:09,071 Better do what he says. He's a whaIe bioIogist. 201 00:13:09,280 --> 00:13:11,589 You're under arrest, you squishy punk. 202 00:13:13,200 --> 00:13:14,394 Oh. 203 00:13:14,560 --> 00:13:16,232 [GAGGING ] 204 00:13:25,440 --> 00:13:26,793 VAGRANT: Oh! 205 00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:30,191 The Spidarians, though weak and womanIike on the battIefieId. . . 206 00:13:30,360 --> 00:13:32,590 . . .are masters of the teXtiIe arts. 207 00:13:32,800 --> 00:13:34,472 Taste Iike king crab, by the way. 208 00:13:34,680 --> 00:13:38,719 Crazy bugs actuaIIy wove this tapestry of my heroic conquest. . . 209 00:13:38,880 --> 00:13:41,189 . . .whiIe I was stiII kiIIing them. 210 00:13:43,520 --> 00:13:46,159 What? It's not even scratch and sniff. 211 00:13:46,320 --> 00:13:50,677 But if rich peopIe think it's good, I'II buy it. One art, pIease! 212 00:13:52,920 --> 00:13:56,310 What a cIever impersonation of a stupid poor person. 213 00:13:56,480 --> 00:13:59,119 How much is that pIace mat actuaIIy worth, Brannigan? 214 00:13:59,320 --> 00:14:05,668 -EXactIy $ 1 biIIion. -Now, that's waIking-around money. 215 00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:09,155 NIX ON: What? Hey! 216 00:14:22,920 --> 00:14:26,754 So I said to Kitty, ''The onIy way to keep the butIer from running away. . . 217 00:14:26,920 --> 00:14:30,913 -. . .is to cut off his foot. '' -Ah. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. 218 00:14:31,080 --> 00:14:36,916 Yes, it reminds me of a joke I heard about upper-middIe-cIass peopIe. 219 00:14:38,920 --> 00:14:39,909 [SOBBING ] 220 00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:42,753 I've never been sad at a party before. 221 00:14:42,920 --> 00:14:46,549 I wonder if my mind is thinking about Kif being in jaiI? 222 00:14:46,760 --> 00:14:49,718 JaiI's not so bad. You can make sangria in the toiIet. 223 00:14:49,880 --> 00:14:53,509 -Of course, it's shank or be shanked. -Of course. 224 00:14:55,480 --> 00:14:58,995 Look, just give back our property, and we'II drop the charges. 225 00:14:59,160 --> 00:15:01,879 Fine. Have the watch. It's broken anyway. 226 00:15:03,800 --> 00:15:07,156 I don't want your watch. You're covered in precious ambergris. 227 00:15:08,160 --> 00:15:09,673 Precious hamburgers? 228 00:15:12,040 --> 00:15:13,951 ROSEANNE: ''Ambergris. '' Noun. 229 00:15:14,160 --> 00:15:17,311 A greaseIike product of the sperm whaIe's digestive tract. . . 230 00:15:17,480 --> 00:15:20,040 . . .that is used as a base in the finest perfumes. 231 00:15:20,200 --> 00:15:25,069 This has been Roseanne, your guide to the worId of facts. 232 00:15:25,280 --> 00:15:29,034 You heard Roseanne. Scrape off the priceIess ambergris, and I'II Iet you go. 233 00:15:29,240 --> 00:15:33,756 Or better yet, I'II simpIy shed my skin. 234 00:15:33,920 --> 00:15:35,911 [GRUNTING ] 235 00:15:39,480 --> 00:15:43,758 Stop it. Stop it. It's fine. I wiII destroy you! 236 00:15:51,320 --> 00:15:53,390 [CLOCK CHIMES] 237 00:15:53,960 --> 00:15:56,474 [GASPING ] 238 00:15:59,880 --> 00:16:02,348 Gotta go. Fight cIub. 239 00:16:06,640 --> 00:16:08,437 PUNK GIRL: What's happening, Hubie? 240 00:16:08,640 --> 00:16:13,475 I'm afraid the face you feII in Iove with was actuaIIy just a bIob of Iiving gunk. . . 241 00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:17,110 . . .I bought with my taX refund. 242 00:16:19,440 --> 00:16:22,591 WeII, as Iong as we're being honest. . . 243 00:16:22,760 --> 00:16:28,278 . . .I aIso spent my taX refund on a crazy treatment. 244 00:16:29,160 --> 00:16:31,071 That certainIy is honest. 245 00:16:31,280 --> 00:16:34,397 It's better for us to both just be ourseIves. 246 00:16:34,600 --> 00:16:39,116 -You, wrinkIed as a prune. -You, fat as the queen of sea cows. 247 00:16:39,280 --> 00:16:42,238 I Iove you! 248 00:16:45,120 --> 00:16:46,109 FARNSWORTH: Oh, my! 249 00:16:46,320 --> 00:16:48,515 So you see, the putrid, waXy substance. . . 250 00:16:48,680 --> 00:16:51,399 -. . .I was coated with was-- -Not precious ambergris? 251 00:16:51,600 --> 00:16:56,628 Yes! And I managed to sneak some out in the usuaI pIace. 252 00:16:57,520 --> 00:17:02,753 Using that, I'II make you a perfume of IiIac and jasmine and frankenberry. 253 00:17:02,960 --> 00:17:05,997 Oh, Kif, it's so romantic, I can't even wait! 254 00:17:06,160 --> 00:17:09,038 I'm gonna wear it right now. 255 00:17:09,360 --> 00:17:11,555 [SPITTING ] 256 00:17:12,640 --> 00:17:14,551 [GROANING ] 257 00:17:14,720 --> 00:17:17,712 -Who smeIIs Iike freaking porpoise hork? -I do! 258 00:17:17,880 --> 00:17:20,348 Kiss me, Kif. 259 00:17:26,680 --> 00:17:29,319 Oh, what a fooIish squid I've been. 260 00:17:29,480 --> 00:17:35,430 I'm not rich. I can't even buy one measIy masterpiece. 261 00:17:37,120 --> 00:17:39,714 Pardon us, gent. Might a coupIe of hungry, hungry hoboes. . . 262 00:17:39,880 --> 00:17:43,395 . . .take a feed from that aIuminum snack boX? 263 00:17:43,560 --> 00:17:48,350 Ah. So now I'm in the gutter, surrounded by bums who eat garbage? 264 00:17:48,640 --> 00:17:51,791 Money brought me no happiness. Bupkis. 265 00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:55,231 This boot's got a IittIe pudding at the bottom. 266 00:17:57,000 --> 00:18:00,436 InterestingIy, the Spidarians are more cIoseIy reIated to our eIephants. . . 267 00:18:00,600 --> 00:18:03,160 . . .than our spiders. 268 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:06,355 [CHUCKLES AND GASPS] 269 00:18:06,600 --> 00:18:08,272 [SCREAMING ] 270 00:18:08,480 --> 00:18:10,357 Don't mind us! 271 00:18:21,720 --> 00:18:24,359 [SCREAMING ] 272 00:18:25,280 --> 00:18:28,238 The Ioot. The Ioot! The Ioot is on fire! 273 00:18:29,040 --> 00:18:32,430 LeeIa, my precious rock dove! I'II save you! 274 00:18:34,480 --> 00:18:38,792 -Everyone, to the fire door! -It's on fire! 275 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:43,039 We're trapped, my sweet hippopotamus! 276 00:18:44,800 --> 00:18:47,758 Coffee, coffee, coffee! 277 00:18:50,760 --> 00:18:52,796 [FRY'S HEARTBEAT RACING ] 278 00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:45,154 DWIGHT: Where are we, Pops? -What happened to the food? 279 00:19:45,360 --> 00:19:48,397 I think we were saved by a mysterious orange bIur. 280 00:19:48,600 --> 00:19:54,038 WeIcome, one and aII! I finaIIy figured out how money couId make me happy. . . 281 00:19:54,240 --> 00:19:56,834 . . .by using it to buy my hungry friends a feast! 282 00:19:57,040 --> 00:19:58,359 VAGRANTS: Hooray! 283 00:19:58,560 --> 00:20:03,714 Everyone join us. Oysters RockefeIIer here has provided genuine turkey dogs. 284 00:20:03,920 --> 00:20:07,151 Heck, you're never too rich to enjoy a free turkey dog. 285 00:20:07,320 --> 00:20:09,151 -Yeah! BENDER: AII right! Turkey dog! 286 00:20:09,320 --> 00:20:10,594 -I'II take four. -Me too. 287 00:20:10,760 --> 00:20:12,512 Oh, what the heII. 288 00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:23,159 Here, Dwight. The boots onIy cost $299.99. 289 00:20:23,320 --> 00:20:26,232 -You invest this penny Iike you wanted. -Thanks, Dad. 290 00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:29,392 I'm gonna take this and buy five shares of Amazon.com. 291 00:20:29,680 --> 00:20:32,114 A risk-taker. That's my boy. 292 00:20:32,480 --> 00:20:36,871 The entire surpIus is gone! Oh, what a McGovern I've been. 293 00:20:37,040 --> 00:20:39,759 Why did I have to issue that crooked taX rebate? 294 00:20:39,960 --> 00:20:43,589 At Ieast we got a few miIdIy interesting stories out of it. 295 00:20:43,800 --> 00:20:45,119 Oh, my, yes. 296 00:20:45,320 --> 00:20:47,595 Speaking of which, my story kind of petered out. . . 297 00:20:47,760 --> 00:20:49,159 . . .without me Iearning a Iesson. 298 00:20:49,320 --> 00:20:50,309 [CHUCKLING ] 299 00:20:50,480 --> 00:20:52,232 There he is. 300 00:20:53,560 --> 00:20:55,710 AII right! CIosure! 301 00:20:55,880 --> 00:21:00,237 [GROANING ] 302 00:21:00,400 --> 00:21:02,914 BENDER: Stop that! Ow! 303 00:21:04,360 --> 00:21:06,999 ''Futurama. '' Noun. 304 00:21:07,160 --> 00:21:09,390 I don't know. You just watched it, dummy. 305 00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:11,152 What are you asking me for? 306 00:21:11,320 --> 00:21:13,390 Hey, here's a fun definition. 307 00:21:13,560 --> 00:21:16,358 ''Idiot. '' Noun. 308 00:21:16,520 --> 00:21:17,794 You! 309 00:21:17,960 --> 00:21:19,678 [LAUGHING ] 310 00:21:19,840 --> 00:21:23,958 This has been Roseanne, your guide to the worId of facts. 311 00:21:30,720 --> 00:21:31,709 SubtitIes by SDI Media Group 312 00:21:31,880 --> 00:21:32,869 [ENGLISH SDH]