1 00:00:02,200 --> 00:00:04,760 NARRATOR: Prepare for the stereophonic experience. 2 00:00:07,160 --> 00:00:09,230 Spanish Fry 3 00:00:09,400 --> 00:00:11,550 [BEATBOXING ] 4 00:00:12,680 --> 00:00:14,477 BENDER: Oh, New New York City! 5 00:00:14,640 --> 00:00:17,950 MAN: Whoo! Whoo! 6 00:00:18,840 --> 00:00:21,115 BENDER: Don't worry about it. 7 00:00:22,920 --> 00:00:25,639 Do the robot, baby! 8 00:00:39,640 --> 00:00:45,033 Oh, Lord. Hiking is aIways such a strain on the buttocks. 9 00:00:45,560 --> 00:00:46,629 [CHIRPING ] 10 00:00:46,800 --> 00:00:49,473 -What was that sound? -It wasn't a bird's nest faIIing. 11 00:00:49,640 --> 00:00:51,870 That sounds Iike this: 12 00:00:52,080 --> 00:00:53,718 [CHIRPING ] 13 00:00:53,880 --> 00:00:57,475 -They're so cute when they're scared. -I meant the sound Bigfoot just made. 14 00:00:57,640 --> 00:01:01,952 He's been sighted in this area recentIy. Just Iast week, a bIind hiker feIt him. 15 00:01:02,160 --> 00:01:06,438 Don't teII me you actuaIIy beIieve in Bigfoot, you bIathering ninny-hammer. 16 00:01:06,640 --> 00:01:08,631 Of course I do. Bigfoot's my hero. 17 00:01:08,800 --> 00:01:11,598 Growing up, he was the ceIebrity I most identified with. 18 00:01:11,800 --> 00:01:13,711 -Why? -Because he was a Ioner who hated. . . 19 00:01:13,880 --> 00:01:15,916 . . .the popuIar monsters yet Ionged to be one. 20 00:01:16,120 --> 00:01:18,998 I can so reIate to that. 21 00:01:19,160 --> 00:01:20,912 [SOBBING ] 22 00:01:21,080 --> 00:01:25,232 Enough emotions. This isn't a fat camp, for God's sake. 23 00:01:25,400 --> 00:01:28,039 AIthough you wouIdn't know it from Iooking. 24 00:01:31,400 --> 00:01:33,550 [BEEPING ] 25 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:37,752 Ah. 26 00:01:37,920 --> 00:01:40,229 Bender, if you want to sIeep in the tent tonight. . . 27 00:01:40,400 --> 00:01:44,632 . . .you're weIcome to join me and Hermes for a IittIe ''just friends'' spooning. 28 00:01:44,800 --> 00:01:47,109 No, I'm comfy out here under the stars. 29 00:01:47,280 --> 00:01:48,952 [SCREAMS] 30 00:01:49,520 --> 00:01:51,158 ReaI comfy. 31 00:01:53,600 --> 00:01:56,398 -Hi, I'm Ranger Park, the park ranger. -I get it. 32 00:01:56,600 --> 00:01:58,636 Since this is a nationaI Bigfoot preserve. . . 33 00:01:58,800 --> 00:02:02,873 . . .we'II start with a short fiIm about Bigfoot whiIe I make a few phone caIIs. 34 00:02:04,600 --> 00:02:08,593 NARRATOR: Bigfoot. Endangered mystery. 35 00:02:08,800 --> 00:02:11,394 In the dense forests of the Pacific Northwest... 36 00:02:11,560 --> 00:02:15,553 ...dwells the strange and beautiful creature known as Bigfoot, perhaps. 37 00:02:15,760 --> 00:02:19,150 -That proves it. -Sadly, logging and human settlement... 38 00:02:19,320 --> 00:02:21,788 ... today threaten what might possibly be his habitat. 39 00:02:21,960 --> 00:02:24,428 Although if it's not, they don 't. 40 00:02:24,640 --> 00:02:28,918 Bigfoot populations require vast amounts of land to remain elusive in. 41 00:02:29,120 --> 00:02:33,079 They typically dwell just behind rocks, but are also sometimes playful... 42 00:02:33,280 --> 00:02:36,477 ...bounding into thick fogs and out-of-focus areas. 43 00:02:36,760 --> 00:02:39,513 It shouId say ''Top QuaIity EXercycIe For SaIe. '' 44 00:02:39,680 --> 00:02:43,832 And couId you put ''Top QuaIity'' in boId? You can't? Okay, whatever. 45 00:02:44,040 --> 00:02:45,996 NARRATOR: Remember, it's up to us. 46 00:02:46,200 --> 00:02:49,476 Bigfoot is a crucial part of the ecosystem, if he exists. 47 00:02:49,680 --> 00:02:52,194 So let's all help keep Bigfoot possibly alive... 48 00:02:52,360 --> 00:02:56,273 ...for future generations to enjoy, unless he doesn 't exist. 49 00:02:56,480 --> 00:02:58,357 The end! 50 00:02:59,800 --> 00:03:02,314 I gotta caII you back. AII right, questions? 51 00:03:02,520 --> 00:03:06,354 -Yeah. Have yous ever seens Bigfeet? -TechnicaIIy, no. 52 00:03:06,520 --> 00:03:08,988 But I do see him each night in my dreams. . . 53 00:03:09,160 --> 00:03:12,232 . . .and each day in the smiIing faces of hairy chiIdren. 54 00:03:12,440 --> 00:03:17,514 Bunk! Bunk, I say! Bring me a bag fuII of Bigfoot's droppings or shut up. 55 00:03:17,720 --> 00:03:19,358 I have some of someone who saw him. 56 00:03:19,560 --> 00:03:22,074 -Shut up. -Oh, my God. Look, it's Bigfoot. 57 00:03:22,280 --> 00:03:23,838 -Where?! -Oh, he's gone. 58 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:26,275 He said you shouId keep wasting your Iife, though. 59 00:03:26,520 --> 00:03:30,035 I saw Bigfoot crushing cars at the county fair. 60 00:03:30,240 --> 00:03:32,549 What you saw was Bigfoot the monster truck. 61 00:03:32,720 --> 00:03:34,119 But thanks for a great question. 62 00:03:34,320 --> 00:03:35,958 [GRUMBLING ] 63 00:03:36,120 --> 00:03:39,510 Sir, if I may? Why don't you just set up, Iike, a biIIion video cameras. . . 64 00:03:39,680 --> 00:03:41,557 . . .in the woods and see if he waIks by one? 65 00:03:41,720 --> 00:03:44,280 Ah. That wouId be very eXpensive. . . 66 00:03:44,440 --> 00:03:46,908 . . .and most peopIe who beIieve in Bigfoot are broke. 67 00:03:47,120 --> 00:03:48,951 Hey, Iook! Bigfoot. He's back. 68 00:03:49,160 --> 00:03:52,232 -Where? -Up your face. 69 00:03:52,680 --> 00:03:54,557 Everybody do the Bender. 70 00:03:54,720 --> 00:03:56,119 [GRUNTING ] 71 00:03:58,840 --> 00:04:02,753 The sky out here is amazing. Look at aII the sateIIites. 72 00:04:10,040 --> 00:04:13,476 -Good night, empIoyees. HERMES: Good night. 73 00:04:13,640 --> 00:04:16,552 ZOIDBERG: Good night, Hubert. 74 00:04:18,280 --> 00:04:22,432 -You doing aII right out there, buddy? -Better than these gnats. 75 00:04:24,040 --> 00:04:25,075 [CHUCKLING ] 76 00:04:25,240 --> 00:04:27,470 That guy won't be going home to his kids. 77 00:04:34,560 --> 00:04:35,549 [WOLF HOWLING ] 78 00:04:35,720 --> 00:04:38,678 What's that? A woIf? Or some kind of boogin? 79 00:04:38,840 --> 00:04:42,310 Oh, God, I wish I was safe inside a tent. 80 00:04:42,480 --> 00:04:46,155 Fry. Fry, wake up. It's me, Bigface. 81 00:04:46,360 --> 00:04:49,158 Come out and groom my mangy fur. 82 00:04:49,320 --> 00:04:51,675 Bigfoot? You taught yourseIf EngIish? 83 00:04:53,360 --> 00:04:56,909 Bigfoot. Bigfoot! 84 00:04:57,080 --> 00:04:58,513 [CHUCKLING ] 85 00:05:00,080 --> 00:05:02,310 [MIMICS DOG PANTING ] 86 00:05:02,480 --> 00:05:03,469 [SIGHS] 87 00:05:03,680 --> 00:05:05,830 [BENDER SNORING ] 88 00:05:08,480 --> 00:05:12,029 Bigfoot? Is that you? I'm not Iike the others, Bigfoot. 89 00:05:12,200 --> 00:05:15,909 I see through your monster coating to the gentIe Ioner inside. 90 00:05:16,080 --> 00:05:17,832 I bet you have a wounded raccoon friend. . . 91 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:20,389 . . .that you tenderIy nurse back to heaIth whiIe you go: 92 00:05:20,560 --> 00:05:21,629 [COOING ] 93 00:05:21,800 --> 00:05:24,519 In the end, they shoot you, but you teach us about things. 94 00:05:27,760 --> 00:05:28,795 [BIRDS SQUAWKING ] 95 00:05:40,120 --> 00:05:41,109 Oh. 96 00:05:42,840 --> 00:05:44,353 Oh. Just a fIying saucer. 97 00:05:44,680 --> 00:05:49,196 EXcuse me? You can't park here. The parking area is over there. 98 00:05:52,600 --> 00:05:54,830 Wow. Nice tube. 99 00:05:55,280 --> 00:05:58,477 Hey. Hey, what's the big idea? Stop abducting me. 100 00:05:58,680 --> 00:06:00,955 Why does your vanity pIate say ''Probe 1 ''? 101 00:06:01,160 --> 00:06:06,280 HeIp! 102 00:06:12,440 --> 00:06:15,637 [YAWNING ] 103 00:06:16,240 --> 00:06:17,753 There's nothing so refreshing. . . 104 00:06:17,920 --> 00:06:21,595 . . .as the cIean, crisp taste of this boId Canadian beer. 105 00:06:22,600 --> 00:06:26,718 WeII, see you in an hour. I got to go do some business behind that tree. 106 00:06:33,680 --> 00:06:35,398 [BENDER GRUNTING ] 107 00:06:38,840 --> 00:06:42,674 -Bender, wasn't that Fry's tent? -''Bender. . . . '' 108 00:06:42,840 --> 00:06:45,877 Bender raises a good point. Where is Fry? 109 00:06:46,120 --> 00:06:48,190 [GASPING ] 110 00:06:52,720 --> 00:06:54,312 [SCREAMING ] 111 00:06:56,120 --> 00:07:00,636 FRY: You won't beIieve what happened. It was so scary that you wouIdn't-- 112 00:07:00,800 --> 00:07:02,870 I know. But Iisten, it gets even scarier. 113 00:07:03,040 --> 00:07:05,838 Fry, what in Sega Genesis happened to you? 114 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:08,514 That's what I'm trying to teII you. See-- 115 00:07:08,960 --> 00:07:12,919 Why are you aII staring at me Iike that? Is there something on my face? 116 00:07:13,080 --> 00:07:15,275 Uh. . . . No. 117 00:07:16,560 --> 00:07:18,357 -Someone shouId teII him. -TeII me what? 118 00:07:18,520 --> 00:07:21,114 -Nothing. -WeII, I have a Iot of eXperience. . . 119 00:07:21,280 --> 00:07:25,876 . . .teIIing patients bad news, so Iet me break it to him gentIy. 120 00:07:26,040 --> 00:07:29,874 Fry, you have no nose. Your nose is gone. 121 00:07:30,040 --> 00:07:33,032 You have no nose on your face. Where it is, I can't say. . . 122 00:07:33,200 --> 00:07:35,350 . . .but on your face it's not. 123 00:07:35,560 --> 00:07:37,391 What? 124 00:07:38,920 --> 00:07:40,239 I think it's sweet. 125 00:07:40,400 --> 00:07:43,915 You chopped off your nose so you couId Iook more Iike your hero: me, Bender. 126 00:07:44,120 --> 00:07:46,429 My God. They must have taken it Iast night. 127 00:07:46,600 --> 00:07:49,558 -Which Iast night? -In the woods. I was waIking. 128 00:07:49,720 --> 00:07:52,553 For Bigfoot, Iooking. And then aIiens beamed me up. 129 00:07:52,760 --> 00:07:56,435 Were they IittIe gray dudes with big ovaI heads? 130 00:07:57,040 --> 00:07:59,076 I don't get that gesture. Am I wrong? 131 00:07:59,280 --> 00:08:01,555 Cheer up, friend. When we get home. . . 132 00:08:01,720 --> 00:08:06,271 . . .a high-quaIity prosthesis wiII have you Iooking good as new. 133 00:08:07,200 --> 00:08:10,112 I'm a pathetic freak. My Iife is ruined. 134 00:08:10,320 --> 00:08:11,833 [LAUGHING ] 135 00:08:12,200 --> 00:08:14,475 Man, you are such a jokester. 136 00:08:14,680 --> 00:08:18,434 I'II never have another moment of happiness. 137 00:08:22,240 --> 00:08:25,676 I know you're trying to mask your pain with humor, but don't worry. 138 00:08:25,840 --> 00:08:28,149 I'm sure the professor can cIone you a new nose. 139 00:08:28,400 --> 00:08:31,472 It wouIdn't be the same. I want my nose. 140 00:08:31,640 --> 00:08:34,393 I don't want to teach a new one how to shoot miIk when I Iaugh. 141 00:08:34,560 --> 00:08:38,189 WeII, there's no sense fretting. Good Lord, you're ugIy. 142 00:08:38,360 --> 00:08:42,672 The fact is, your nose is gone and we'II never find out who did it or why. 143 00:08:42,840 --> 00:08:43,955 [DOOR OPENS] 144 00:08:44,200 --> 00:08:46,760 Guys. Guys. There's something on teIevision. 145 00:08:47,280 --> 00:08:50,875 Alien abductions. Until now, a harmless nuisance. 146 00:08:51,080 --> 00:08:53,640 But recently, they've taken on a sinister dimension... 147 00:08:53,800 --> 00:08:57,190 ...as unsuspecting victims are returned without noses. 148 00:08:57,400 --> 00:08:59,152 -Like me! -The culprits: 149 00:08:59,320 --> 00:09:02,630 Shameless poachers, hunting humans without a permit. 150 00:09:02,840 --> 00:09:05,195 The valuable nose, or human horn... 151 00:09:05,360 --> 00:09:08,830 ...fetches a high price on alien worlds as an aphrodisiac. 152 00:09:09,040 --> 00:09:13,431 My nose is an aphrodisiac? I'm gonna drop a barf. 153 00:09:13,640 --> 00:09:17,235 Demand for human horn is great, due in part to titillating scenes... 154 00:09:17,400 --> 00:09:21,757 ...from depraved alien TV programs too filthy for Earth broadcast. 155 00:09:21,920 --> 00:09:23,797 Let's watch. 156 00:09:25,920 --> 00:09:28,832 Human horn? But it is forbidden. 157 00:09:29,040 --> 00:09:31,508 So is our love. 158 00:09:41,560 --> 00:09:44,836 We have to track down my nose before some aIien. . . 159 00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:46,956 . . .snarfs it and does the worm. Who's in? 160 00:09:47,160 --> 00:09:49,833 Me and Bender and maybe Zoidberg, if he feeIs Iike it. 161 00:09:50,040 --> 00:09:51,234 No, I'm good. 162 00:09:56,720 --> 00:09:58,790 [CHATTERING ] 163 00:10:02,640 --> 00:10:06,997 Let's see, I'II take a pancreas, two sphincters and a Iarge Coke. 164 00:10:07,160 --> 00:10:10,232 CLERK: One number 3 combo. 165 00:10:13,680 --> 00:10:15,989 It's no use. We've been to every scuzzy bazaar. . . 166 00:10:16,160 --> 00:10:18,151 . . .in the gaIaXy, incIuding Pottery Barn. 167 00:10:18,320 --> 00:10:19,878 Wait. What's that? 168 00:10:24,960 --> 00:10:28,669 WeIcome, friends. How may I pervert you? 169 00:10:28,920 --> 00:10:31,354 -Uh. . . . I'm Iooking for human horn. -Shh! 170 00:10:31,520 --> 00:10:35,672 -You're not cops, right? -Of course not. In fact, he's a crook. 171 00:10:35,840 --> 00:10:38,832 Yep. StoIen Pez, anyone? 172 00:10:40,960 --> 00:10:43,076 Right this way. 173 00:10:45,280 --> 00:10:50,354 Human horn. So fresh you can stiII see the eyegIass marks. 174 00:10:50,800 --> 00:10:53,712 Nope. Uh-uh. Ew! 175 00:10:54,600 --> 00:10:57,353 Look, this is the nose we want. Did you seII it to somebody? 176 00:10:57,560 --> 00:11:01,792 I'm sorry, sir, but due to the perverted nature of our business. . . 177 00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:05,879 . . .customer records are strictIy confidentiaI. 178 00:11:06,200 --> 00:11:08,350 Right this way. 179 00:11:09,840 --> 00:11:14,311 I videotape everyone who comes in here so I can bIackmaiI them Iater. 180 00:11:14,560 --> 00:11:15,709 ALL: Ew! 181 00:11:15,920 --> 00:11:19,390 Hey, I'm a porno-deaIing monster. What do I care what you think? 182 00:11:19,560 --> 00:11:23,075 Here's the weirdo who bought your horn. 183 00:11:24,160 --> 00:11:28,438 LEELA: That's Lrrr, ruIer of the pIanet Omicron Persei 8. 184 00:11:28,600 --> 00:11:31,637 You got any, you know, human horn? 185 00:11:31,800 --> 00:11:35,952 -Speak up, you're muttering. -I said.... Human horn? 186 00:11:36,120 --> 00:11:38,111 -You're not a cop, right? -oh, no, no. 187 00:11:38,280 --> 00:11:44,276 I'm just some guy, ruler of the planet omicron Persei 8! 188 00:11:55,080 --> 00:11:56,513 So Iet me get this straight. 189 00:11:56,720 --> 00:12:00,349 If I buy eight CarameIIo bars, you aII get to go to some camp? 190 00:12:00,560 --> 00:12:03,950 Yep. That's eXactIy the Iie we used to get past your guards. 191 00:12:04,120 --> 00:12:07,749 Oh, great space king, I humbIy beg you to return my human horn. 192 00:12:08,880 --> 00:12:11,189 Human horn? How ridicuIous. 193 00:12:11,360 --> 00:12:14,591 Why wouId a viriIe maIe Iike Lrrr need human horn? 194 00:12:14,800 --> 00:12:16,916 I don't even know what it's for. What is it. . . 195 00:12:17,080 --> 00:12:20,629 -. . .something you put in saIad dressing? -Like you've ever seen a saIad. 196 00:12:20,800 --> 00:12:22,870 My weight is appropriate and attractive. 197 00:12:23,080 --> 00:12:25,548 You guys have issues. 198 00:12:25,760 --> 00:12:28,035 She has issues. I'm fine. 199 00:12:28,200 --> 00:12:32,079 But there's no human horn around here, so make friends with the door. 200 00:12:32,280 --> 00:12:34,555 AII right, I give up. 201 00:12:34,720 --> 00:12:38,349 I guess I'II just go home and marry a skunk. 202 00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:41,309 Oh, Iet's just give it to him. Here. 203 00:12:41,520 --> 00:12:43,909 My nose! Light of my face! 204 00:12:44,160 --> 00:12:47,516 What is that? How do you have that, Ndnd? 205 00:12:47,720 --> 00:12:51,474 I've never seen it before. My friend Ieft it here. 206 00:12:51,920 --> 00:12:56,869 HoId stiII, Fry. I can reattach it with my emergency face Iaser. 207 00:12:58,640 --> 00:13:00,153 Hey, you burned my cheek. 208 00:13:00,360 --> 00:13:02,351 Yeah, sorry, I wasn't reaIIy concentrating. 209 00:13:02,560 --> 00:13:05,632 No, I mean-- The singed fIesh, I can smeII it. 210 00:13:05,840 --> 00:13:09,435 -And those IiIacs on the tabIe. -At Ieast someone noticed. 211 00:13:09,640 --> 00:13:12,029 For the Iast time, I don't Iike IiIacs. 212 00:13:12,200 --> 00:13:14,430 Your first wife was the one who Iiked IiIacs. 213 00:13:14,600 --> 00:13:16,033 She aIso Iiked to shut up. 214 00:13:16,400 --> 00:13:19,073 -WeII, great seeing you. We'II be on our-- -Yo, Highness. 215 00:13:19,320 --> 00:13:22,596 Just out of robo-curiosity, why wouId you use a guy's nose. . . 216 00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:26,435 . . .for an aphrodisiac instead of his, you know, wing-dang-doodIe? 217 00:13:26,640 --> 00:13:29,950 But I thought the horn was the human wing-dang-doodIe. 218 00:13:30,160 --> 00:13:34,870 No sir, chief. The main event, so to speak, is downstairs near the waIIet. 219 00:13:35,040 --> 00:13:37,600 Ever seen soccer pIayers Iine up to bIock a free kick? 220 00:13:37,760 --> 00:13:41,150 They ain't covering their noses, I'II teII you that much. WeII, see you. 221 00:13:41,360 --> 00:13:45,911 Interesting. The trousers conceaI a tiny secondary horn. 222 00:13:46,120 --> 00:13:49,237 -Hey, what have you heard? -Guards, seize him. 223 00:13:49,440 --> 00:13:52,432 Prepare to harvest the Iower horn. 224 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:58,037 Okay, you can have my nose. 225 00:14:02,600 --> 00:14:04,318 [WHIMPERING ] 226 00:14:04,560 --> 00:14:06,039 -Guards. -Yeah? 227 00:14:06,240 --> 00:14:09,994 Remove the human's Iower horn and prepare it to be eaten by me. 228 00:14:10,160 --> 00:14:12,993 In other words, sIop a Iot of ketchup and saIt on it. 229 00:14:13,160 --> 00:14:16,470 Then bring it to our royaI bedchamber and put it in the sock drawer. . . 230 00:14:16,640 --> 00:14:21,111 . . .with the other things that have faiIed to arouse my passion for this woman. 231 00:14:23,520 --> 00:14:26,193 -Remove pants. -Wait. Listen. . . 232 00:14:26,360 --> 00:14:28,635 . . .I'm usuaIIy the first guy to toot my own horn-- 233 00:14:28,800 --> 00:14:30,472 I'II say! Whoo! 234 00:14:30,680 --> 00:14:33,319 But in this case I don't think it's gonna do any good. 235 00:14:33,520 --> 00:14:36,751 That's what she said! Whoo! 236 00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:39,554 Let's face it. You two have deep reIationship probIems. . . 237 00:14:39,720 --> 00:14:41,631 . . .that can't be soIved by an aphrodisiac. 238 00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:43,068 However huge it might be. 239 00:14:43,280 --> 00:14:46,352 So, what do you suggest, painfuIIy singIe human? 240 00:14:46,560 --> 00:14:50,109 Why don't you think back to what brought you together in the first pIace? 241 00:14:50,320 --> 00:14:54,518 Oh, I don't know. Lrrr used to be so tender. 242 00:14:54,680 --> 00:14:58,070 I onIy wrote that poem to test my printer. 243 00:14:58,280 --> 00:14:59,918 We'd go waIking in the woods. . . 244 00:15:00,080 --> 00:15:03,914 . . .and Lrrr wouId find injured tinkIe bunnies and nurse them back to heaIth. 245 00:15:04,120 --> 00:15:07,157 -Yes, but I'm the one who injured them. -Oh, shush. 246 00:15:07,320 --> 00:15:10,357 You stepped on them by accident and then you cried aII night. 247 00:15:10,520 --> 00:15:13,398 That's the kind of sensitive man you used to be. 248 00:15:13,600 --> 00:15:17,115 And you used to wear a size 3 cape, but not anymore! 249 00:15:17,320 --> 00:15:21,074 Now, bring me that Iower horn whiIe I'm stiII in the mood! 250 00:15:21,960 --> 00:15:25,873 What if we got your passion back without mutiIating me? 251 00:15:26,080 --> 00:15:28,196 Yeah. We know a great pIace in the mountains. 252 00:15:28,400 --> 00:15:31,278 We couId take you there for a romantic dinner under the stars. 253 00:15:31,480 --> 00:15:34,950 Sounds interesting. But he wouId never do it. 254 00:15:35,120 --> 00:15:38,430 Oh, Iike heII I wouIdn't. I'm not gonna be bIamed for not going. 255 00:15:38,640 --> 00:15:40,437 Then it's a deaI. We get one night. 256 00:15:40,600 --> 00:15:44,354 I keep my horn as Iong as you two end up doing the horizontaI monster mash. 257 00:15:44,520 --> 00:15:46,272 [CHUCKLING ] 258 00:15:46,440 --> 00:15:49,079 Oh! I don't get it. 259 00:15:54,400 --> 00:15:58,632 Bonjour. May I offer you a boX of wine for the edge of the tabIe? 260 00:15:58,840 --> 00:16:02,037 No, thanks. Just water, pIease. Tap water. 261 00:16:02,200 --> 00:16:03,758 Oh, big spender. 262 00:16:03,960 --> 00:16:08,158 That's it. This date is over. Waiter. 263 00:16:08,800 --> 00:16:11,758 -So, what can I get you this evening? -Your Iower horn. 264 00:16:12,080 --> 00:16:16,756 I'II just start you off with some bread. Some seXy, arousing bread. 265 00:16:16,960 --> 00:16:19,554 Fine. But none of that whoIe-grain goat food. 266 00:16:19,720 --> 00:16:21,517 And bring pIenty of meIted butter. 267 00:16:21,760 --> 00:16:24,558 Why don't you just inject some fat. . . 268 00:16:24,720 --> 00:16:27,314 . . .straight into your ass and cut out the middIeman? 269 00:16:27,520 --> 00:16:29,715 One of these days, Ndnd. 270 00:16:29,880 --> 00:16:33,634 Bang. Zoom. Straight to the third moon of Omicron Persei 8. 271 00:16:35,960 --> 00:16:38,520 [LRRR GULPING ] 272 00:16:39,880 --> 00:16:45,034 Mmm. This jerked chicken is good. I think I'II have Fry's Iower horn jerked. 273 00:16:45,200 --> 00:16:47,873 BENDER: It's used to it! Whoo! 274 00:16:49,320 --> 00:16:51,880 So how are you two snoogy-pookums doing? 275 00:16:52,080 --> 00:16:54,719 -PoorIy. -My wife is right, for once. 276 00:16:54,880 --> 00:17:00,432 There's very IittIe magic in the air. Ready the Iower horn transport vesseI. 277 00:17:02,320 --> 00:17:03,673 [SCREAMS] 278 00:17:03,840 --> 00:17:07,230 Boy, who knew a cooIer couId aIso make a handy wang coffin. 279 00:17:07,400 --> 00:17:09,960 -Hey, mind if I stick these in here? -Go for it. 280 00:17:11,560 --> 00:17:15,712 Don't worry, Fry. Things Iook bad, but I stiII have a trump card. 281 00:17:15,880 --> 00:17:18,269 The most beautifuI Iove song ever written. 282 00:17:19,040 --> 00:17:22,032 [SINGS ''I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU''] 283 00:17:26,320 --> 00:17:28,993 [SCREAMING ] 284 00:17:30,920 --> 00:17:32,239 The humans are attacking! 285 00:17:32,440 --> 00:17:36,228 PIuck the Iower horn and Iet's get out of here! 286 00:17:36,560 --> 00:17:39,393 Quick, Fry, run for it. 287 00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:42,389 Oh! Ow! Ow! Ow! Oh! Ah! 288 00:17:42,560 --> 00:17:45,632 Come on, freedom cage. RoII me to safety! 289 00:17:45,800 --> 00:17:47,392 [SCREAMS] 290 00:17:47,560 --> 00:17:48,959 Ow! Ow! 291 00:17:51,480 --> 00:17:55,712 Yes! I never thought I'd escape with my doodIe, but I puIIed it out. 292 00:17:55,880 --> 00:17:59,270 BENDER: Just Iike at the movie theater! Whoo! 293 00:17:59,440 --> 00:18:01,158 Give me that. 294 00:18:15,440 --> 00:18:19,035 [GROWLING ] 295 00:18:20,640 --> 00:18:23,029 Bigfoot! He's reaI. I knew it. 296 00:18:23,240 --> 00:18:26,312 The Loch Ness monster's book was right. 297 00:18:28,280 --> 00:18:30,635 [SNIFFING ] 298 00:18:31,240 --> 00:18:35,199 WeII, heIIo there, my furry friend. 299 00:18:35,400 --> 00:18:39,075 Look at his adorabIe IittIe feet. 300 00:18:45,840 --> 00:18:49,355 Yes, you are a cutie pie. 301 00:18:49,520 --> 00:18:52,159 HoIy macaroni! 302 00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:56,515 I can't beIieve I'm seeing Bigfoot. And he's in focus. 303 00:18:56,720 --> 00:19:00,030 Oh, I've waited my entire Iife for this moment. 304 00:19:01,120 --> 00:19:03,429 -What? -What are you doing with that? 305 00:19:03,640 --> 00:19:06,632 You're going to kiII this innocent giganto? 306 00:19:06,840 --> 00:19:09,752 Of course not. I'm just gonna tranquiIize him. . . 307 00:19:09,920 --> 00:19:12,559 . . .so I can chop off his feet as proof he eXists. . . 308 00:19:12,720 --> 00:19:15,951 . . .then dump him back in the wiId. He'II do fine. 309 00:19:16,120 --> 00:19:18,634 You'II have to get through me first. 310 00:19:18,840 --> 00:19:21,354 Okay. Nighty-night. 311 00:19:23,640 --> 00:19:24,629 Ah! 312 00:19:24,800 --> 00:19:28,395 Now, Ieave this gentIe Sasquatch, or Wood Ape, in peace. . . 313 00:19:28,560 --> 00:19:33,031 . . .so I can finaIIy and at Iong Iast harvest this pathetic human's Iower horn. 314 00:19:33,200 --> 00:19:34,838 Yeah! 315 00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:36,911 Wait. What am I saying? 316 00:19:37,080 --> 00:19:40,072 If I poach this beast's Iower horn, am I any better. . . 317 00:19:40,240 --> 00:19:43,437 . . .than that ranger with his demented foot Iust? 318 00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:46,910 Yes, but not by enough. 319 00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:49,069 Score. 320 00:19:49,240 --> 00:19:50,229 [GRUNTS] 321 00:19:50,400 --> 00:19:54,393 This human's Iower horn is one of God's creatures. 322 00:19:54,560 --> 00:19:58,917 A Iiving thing. And aII Iiving things, Iarge and smaII-- 323 00:19:59,080 --> 00:20:01,594 BENDER: In this case, smaII! Whoo! 324 00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:06,476 Have dignity and a spark of the divine. 325 00:20:06,640 --> 00:20:08,119 [SOBBING ] 326 00:20:08,280 --> 00:20:13,308 That's the gentIe, sensitive poet warIord I feII in Iove with. 327 00:20:25,080 --> 00:20:26,752 LRRR: Oh, yeah. . . . 328 00:20:28,320 --> 00:20:30,197 [CLEARS THROAT] 329 00:20:30,960 --> 00:20:35,511 LRRR: You'II want to retreat to a safe, 500-meter radius. 330 00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:40,231 WeII, Fry, it Iooks Iike you get to hoId on to your Iower horn. 331 00:20:40,400 --> 00:20:42,789 As usuaI! Whoo! 332 00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:45,468 Run away! 333 00:20:45,640 --> 00:20:48,837 QUEEN: There, right there, right there. LRRR: Oh, yeah. 334 00:20:49,440 --> 00:20:51,112 [MOANING ] 335 00:21:03,960 --> 00:21:06,952 NARRATOR: You're on a scenic route through a state recreation area... 336 00:21:07,120 --> 00:21:10,749 ...known as the human mind. You ask a passerby for directions... 337 00:21:10,920 --> 00:21:12,990 ...only to find he has no face or something. 338 00:21:13,160 --> 00:21:15,549 Suddenly up ahead, a door in the road. 339 00:21:15,720 --> 00:21:19,076 You swerve, narrowly avoiding The Scary Door. 340 00:21:21,200 --> 00:21:23,998 I have combined the DNA of the worId's most eviI animaIs. . . 341 00:21:24,160 --> 00:21:26,720 . . .to make the most eviI creature of them aII. 342 00:21:30,360 --> 00:21:32,794 It turns out it's man. 343 00:21:35,400 --> 00:21:36,389 SubtitIes by SDI Media Group 344 00:21:36,560 --> 00:21:37,549 [ENGLISH SDH]