1 00:00:07,200 --> 00:00:09,270 ObsoIeteIy FabuIous 2 00:00:33,400 --> 00:00:34,753 [BENDER WHISTLING ] 3 00:00:35,560 --> 00:00:38,472 -Ten doIIars, pIease. -Oh, man! 4 00:00:43,280 --> 00:00:48,673 SIeep, IittIe dumpIing. I have repIaced your mother. 5 00:00:52,160 --> 00:00:53,354 Aw. 6 00:00:54,600 --> 00:00:58,991 -Oh, my God! Robot deaIy-boppers! -And there's a robot scratching post! 7 00:01:00,120 --> 00:01:04,875 -You shouId try it out, Bender. -PIease. I have some dignity. 8 00:01:05,600 --> 00:01:09,593 Ladies and gentIemen, my KiIIbot features Lotus Notes and a machine gun. 9 00:01:09,760 --> 00:01:14,038 -It is the finest avaiIabIe. -Like fun it is, you gIass-headed waIIaby! 10 00:01:14,200 --> 00:01:16,998 No one caIIs me that! I'm having at you! 11 00:01:17,240 --> 00:01:18,593 Wernstrom! 12 00:01:18,840 --> 00:01:20,751 [GRUNTING ] 13 00:01:22,960 --> 00:01:24,393 Such senseIess aggression. 14 00:01:24,560 --> 00:01:27,154 Come on. Let's go for a paddIeboat ride. 15 00:01:28,680 --> 00:01:31,274 [GRUNTING ] 16 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:39,310 The secret was scratching reaIIy, reaIIy hard. 17 00:01:40,240 --> 00:01:46,156 ANNOUNCER: And now, the woman who mom-opolizes the robot industry... 18 00:01:46,320 --> 00:01:49,676 FRY: I get it! -...Mom! 19 00:01:49,840 --> 00:01:52,115 FRY: Oh, now I get it! 20 00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:57,752 HeIIo, dearies. 21 00:01:57,960 --> 00:01:58,949 [CROWD CHEERING ] 22 00:01:59,120 --> 00:02:00,917 BENDER: I Iove that oId bat! 23 00:02:01,120 --> 00:02:04,590 Ladies and gentIemen, for the 1 7th year in a row. . . 24 00:02:04,760 --> 00:02:07,115 . . .the future of robotics has arrived. 25 00:02:07,280 --> 00:02:08,872 Boys. 26 00:02:10,400 --> 00:02:13,392 I give you Robot 1 -X. 27 00:02:14,360 --> 00:02:18,035 -Ow. -Ow! Oh. 28 00:02:18,560 --> 00:02:21,313 [CROWD GASPING ] 29 00:02:21,600 --> 00:02:22,874 Neat. 30 00:02:23,080 --> 00:02:27,870 Quite frankIy, Robot 1 -X wiII put aII my previous modeIs to shame. 31 00:02:28,040 --> 00:02:31,953 IncidentaIIy, wouId one of my previous modeIs mind coming up here? 32 00:02:32,160 --> 00:02:34,390 BENDER: Here! I'm coming! Come on, baby! I'm yours! 33 00:02:34,560 --> 00:02:36,437 -Come on, Mom! -Jerk! 34 00:02:37,520 --> 00:02:40,353 Here we go. I'm your top of the Iine, Mom! 35 00:02:41,200 --> 00:02:45,955 Notice that this obsoIete robot runs on aIcohoI and emits poIIution. 36 00:02:46,120 --> 00:02:50,750 Whereas Robot 1 -X runs on poIIution and emits pure oXygen. . . 37 00:02:50,920 --> 00:02:53,070 . . .with a fresh pine scent. 38 00:02:53,320 --> 00:02:54,673 [BURPS] 39 00:02:57,600 --> 00:02:58,589 [SNIFFING ] 40 00:02:58,760 --> 00:02:59,988 Man, that smeIIs great! 41 00:03:00,200 --> 00:03:04,159 Now Iet's see how both robots do at a typicaI househoId task: 42 00:03:04,320 --> 00:03:06,595 Sorting a jar of pocket change. 43 00:03:10,800 --> 00:03:15,316 Task compIeted. TotaI vaIue $4.73 and one AIbanian Iek. 44 00:03:15,480 --> 00:03:19,792 Very good, Robot 1 -X. And you, bending unit? 45 00:03:19,960 --> 00:03:23,589 I never got the change. Suckers. 46 00:03:23,920 --> 00:03:27,310 Presenting Mom's FriendIy Robots. 47 00:03:29,360 --> 00:03:31,430 [CROWD CHEERING ] 48 00:03:31,680 --> 00:03:35,275 That new robot is great, huh? He sure made me Iook Iike a piIe of crap. 49 00:03:35,440 --> 00:03:39,718 Indeed. That's why I bought one to heIp around the office. 50 00:03:39,880 --> 00:03:40,949 [BENDER SHRIEKS] 51 00:03:43,400 --> 00:03:47,916 Let's try him out. Robot 1 -X, can you cIean NibbIer's stanky Iitter boX? 52 00:03:48,120 --> 00:03:49,553 I can, and wiII. 53 00:03:55,480 --> 00:03:57,516 Hey, I couId have done that if you'd ask me. 54 00:03:57,720 --> 00:04:00,393 I asked you five minutes ago. 55 00:04:03,680 --> 00:04:05,989 You caII that a kiss? I'II show you! 56 00:04:06,200 --> 00:04:08,430 Come here, NibbIer! 57 00:04:08,600 --> 00:04:09,919 [NIBBLER GRUNTING ] 58 00:04:10,080 --> 00:04:14,471 Look, Bender. If you want something to do, stop making out and give us a hand. 59 00:04:14,640 --> 00:04:17,313 Go up on the roof and instaII this fake sateIIite dish. . . 60 00:04:17,480 --> 00:04:21,314 -. . .so we can impress the neighbors. -Yes, sir! I'm on it. 61 00:04:21,480 --> 00:04:24,438 -Oh, and have Robot 1 -X heIp you. -God! 62 00:04:25,680 --> 00:04:27,477 [GRUNTING ] 63 00:04:29,040 --> 00:04:31,600 Get out of here, freshman! I don't need your heIp! 64 00:04:31,800 --> 00:04:36,510 -Our owners asked me to assist you. -Yeah? WeII, assist this! 65 00:04:36,680 --> 00:04:40,070 Whoa! Ah! HeIp! 66 00:04:43,280 --> 00:04:46,158 When I screamed ''HeIp,'' I didn't mean you! 67 00:04:46,360 --> 00:04:50,273 I apoIogize. However, I was abIe to do your job before I saved your Iife. 68 00:04:58,160 --> 00:05:01,914 Don't mind me. I'm just saving you the troubIe of throwing me away. 69 00:05:02,200 --> 00:05:05,317 MeII out, Bender. Come watch some TV. 70 00:05:05,520 --> 00:05:07,988 [GROANING ] 71 00:05:08,160 --> 00:05:10,276 I can't. I'm stuck in the can. 72 00:05:10,480 --> 00:05:13,278 WeII, ask Robot 1 -X to puII you out. 73 00:05:13,440 --> 00:05:14,793 Never! 74 00:05:16,800 --> 00:05:19,155 -Why can't you accept his heIp? -I hate him! 75 00:05:19,360 --> 00:05:21,749 But he's just a tooI to make your Iife easier. 76 00:05:21,920 --> 00:05:24,150 Like a socket wrench, or a burgIar's kit. 77 00:05:26,360 --> 00:05:30,319 -I can't ask for his heIp because. . . -Yes? 78 00:05:30,760 --> 00:05:32,273 . . .I'm scared of him. 79 00:05:35,480 --> 00:05:38,836 -Oh, sorry. -WeII, then, there's onIy one soIution. 80 00:05:39,040 --> 00:05:41,315 You need an upgrade to make you compatibIe. . . 81 00:05:41,480 --> 00:05:43,914 . . .with Robot 1 -X's new technoIogy. 82 00:05:44,240 --> 00:05:47,198 An upgrade? But I thought we aII agreed I was perfect. 83 00:05:47,360 --> 00:05:51,148 -Fry, didn't we agree I was perfect? -Oh, yeah. No, you're pretty perfect. 84 00:05:51,720 --> 00:05:56,111 ''Pretty perfect''? So you do think I need an upgrade. 85 00:05:56,320 --> 00:05:58,072 Yes, for God's sakes, yes! 86 00:05:58,280 --> 00:06:02,876 Fine. I'II be back in a few days. 87 00:06:13,920 --> 00:06:15,990 Man, I hate those new 1 -X robots. 88 00:06:16,200 --> 00:06:18,839 I'd Iike to stab them! Give them some of these! 89 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:21,309 [YELLING ] 90 00:06:21,480 --> 00:06:23,198 Yeah, right on, nut cake. 91 00:06:23,360 --> 00:06:27,478 ParoIe officer says I gotta upgrade, or he won't give me back my stabbing knife. 92 00:06:27,640 --> 00:06:30,393 But it's no big. I hate those 1 -X so much. 93 00:06:30,560 --> 00:06:33,028 I know it won't affect me. 94 00:06:36,440 --> 00:06:38,635 Death to the 1 -X Robots! 95 00:06:41,920 --> 00:06:44,912 I Iove those magnificent 1 -X Robots! 96 00:06:45,080 --> 00:06:47,469 The 1 -X Robots are my friends. 97 00:06:47,680 --> 00:06:50,831 Wait. What happened to your enthusiasm for stabbing them? 98 00:06:51,040 --> 00:06:53,190 I'm past that. Later, bIood. 99 00:06:53,400 --> 00:06:55,755 It's Iike he's not him anymore. 100 00:06:55,960 --> 00:06:58,155 You took away his robo-humanity! 101 00:07:02,200 --> 00:07:03,189 [SCREAMS] 102 00:07:04,600 --> 00:07:06,033 I changed my mind! 103 00:07:14,320 --> 00:07:17,039 [BENDER SCREAMING ] 104 00:07:18,480 --> 00:07:20,277 [SEAGULLS SQUAWKING ] 105 00:07:21,200 --> 00:07:24,272 Yeah. I did it! I escaped. 106 00:07:24,440 --> 00:07:26,078 But to what kind of a Iife? 107 00:07:26,240 --> 00:07:27,229 [SQUAWKS] 108 00:07:27,520 --> 00:07:29,476 I'm too scared to get the upgrade. . . 109 00:07:29,640 --> 00:07:33,235 . . .but I can't face my friends again without it. 110 00:07:33,400 --> 00:07:35,516 [SOBBING ] 111 00:07:43,480 --> 00:07:47,758 And so, I set saiI for unknown shores. 112 00:07:47,960 --> 00:07:52,715 Oh, mercifuI Poseidon, take pity on this mechanicaI mariner. 113 00:07:55,680 --> 00:07:57,511 Oh, jeez. 114 00:08:02,880 --> 00:08:06,350 BENDER: Whoa! Whoa! Oh, uh. . . . Whoa! 115 00:08:09,840 --> 00:08:12,752 Curse you, mercifuI Poseidon! 116 00:08:25,040 --> 00:08:28,032 Boy, what is the deaI with the ocean? 117 00:08:29,720 --> 00:08:31,597 A tropicaI isIand, huh? 118 00:08:31,800 --> 00:08:34,234 WeII, I've washed up in worse pIaces. 119 00:08:34,400 --> 00:08:37,870 Okay, first up, I'm gonna need to buiId a sheIter. 120 00:08:42,360 --> 00:08:44,112 There. 121 00:08:44,280 --> 00:08:47,795 WeII, I guess I'II go out for a whiIe. 122 00:08:53,240 --> 00:08:55,674 Damn. One rock short of rescue. 123 00:09:05,200 --> 00:09:07,350 [MIMICS FOGHORN] 124 00:09:11,920 --> 00:09:13,353 [FOGHORN SOUND FADES] 125 00:09:13,520 --> 00:09:15,476 Low on power. 126 00:09:15,640 --> 00:09:17,551 Better fueI up. 127 00:09:18,320 --> 00:09:22,950 Oh, no! Guess I'II do what I aIways do when I run out of booze. 128 00:09:23,120 --> 00:09:24,712 [SOBBING ] 129 00:09:28,600 --> 00:09:31,114 [GRUNTING ] 130 00:09:31,280 --> 00:09:33,032 Okay, don't panic. 131 00:09:33,240 --> 00:09:36,630 I've got these yams. I'II just make some yam schnapps. 132 00:09:39,560 --> 00:09:41,391 Hmm. 133 00:09:47,840 --> 00:09:51,230 Hey, I shouId be mad at you. Now, turn around. 134 00:09:53,120 --> 00:09:55,588 Funny now hot. 135 00:09:55,760 --> 00:09:57,990 [BABBLING ] 136 00:09:59,800 --> 00:10:01,074 Beer! 137 00:10:04,280 --> 00:10:06,191 [QUACKING ] 138 00:10:07,240 --> 00:10:08,593 Ow! 139 00:10:15,760 --> 00:10:20,595 Oh. . . . Numb. Oh. 140 00:10:20,760 --> 00:10:22,113 [DRUMMING ] 141 00:10:22,280 --> 00:10:24,919 Who is it. . .? 142 00:10:26,040 --> 00:10:27,598 Ow! 143 00:10:36,400 --> 00:10:38,231 [GULPING ] 144 00:10:43,360 --> 00:10:45,271 Who are you, and why shouId I care? 145 00:10:49,240 --> 00:10:53,711 Side A. We're a community of outdated robots who refused to upgrade... 146 00:10:53,880 --> 00:10:56,155 ...and came here-- Side B. 147 00:10:56,320 --> 00:10:59,437 --to live a simpler existence, free of technology. 148 00:10:59,640 --> 00:11:02,108 A working cartridge unit? Wow. 149 00:11:02,280 --> 00:11:04,316 You guys went obsoIete years ago. 150 00:11:06,960 --> 00:11:08,439 Your mother. 151 00:11:08,600 --> 00:11:11,433 What Cartridge Unit means is, the things that make us obsoIete. . . 152 00:11:11,600 --> 00:11:12,919 . . .aIso make us unique. 153 00:11:13,080 --> 00:11:15,833 I, for eXampIe, need to keep refiIIing my waterwheeI. . . 154 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:18,389 . . .or I'II power-down forever. 155 00:11:18,560 --> 00:11:23,315 Oh, God! I'II never make it this time! This is the end! 156 00:11:24,160 --> 00:11:27,470 -Anyway, we Iike it here. -Like you have a choice. 157 00:11:27,640 --> 00:11:30,677 -So, what's your probIem? -Not enough. . . . 158 00:11:30,880 --> 00:11:32,233 -Memory? -Oh, great. 159 00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:35,233 Now I remember that word, but I forgot my wife's face. 160 00:11:35,400 --> 00:11:39,279 Oh, God! No! I want to Iive! 161 00:11:39,440 --> 00:11:41,112 [WATER SPLASHING ] 162 00:11:41,320 --> 00:11:43,959 If you'd Iike, you're weIcome to join our society. 163 00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:48,716 Look, no offense, but I need technoIogy, especiaIIy e-maiI and snowmobiIes. 164 00:11:48,880 --> 00:11:52,668 And teIevision. Without teIevision, how wiII I know what's buzz-worthy? 165 00:11:52,880 --> 00:11:56,919 Why wouId you want to watch TV when you can watch a snaiI crawI for hours? 166 00:11:57,280 --> 00:11:59,794 That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. 167 00:12:03,080 --> 00:12:05,594 Oh, man! He's never gonna make it over that pebbIe! 168 00:12:05,760 --> 00:12:08,957 Wait! Wait! Oh, my God! He made it! 169 00:12:09,120 --> 00:12:11,236 ALL: Yeah! Way to go! 170 00:12:11,400 --> 00:12:13,595 That was the greatest thing ever! Let's party. 171 00:12:16,560 --> 00:12:20,109 [KENNY LOGGINS' ''I'M ALRIGHT'' PLAYS] 172 00:12:20,560 --> 00:12:23,028 -Yeah, baby! Come on! -Where did you get that CD? 173 00:12:23,200 --> 00:12:25,350 It's one of my 1 0 desert-isIand disks. 174 00:12:25,520 --> 00:12:28,193 I never reaIIy thought I'd use them, but Iook at me now. 175 00:12:28,360 --> 00:12:32,114 Oh, yeah, baby! Gonna do that dance. . . . 176 00:12:32,320 --> 00:12:35,471 CDs are unnaturaI. Why don't you just Iisten to the ocean? 177 00:12:35,680 --> 00:12:37,238 Which ocean? That ocean? 178 00:12:40,520 --> 00:12:43,956 Wow. It's Iike the Earth making sweet, saIty Iove to itseIf. . . 179 00:12:44,120 --> 00:12:49,319 . . .whiIe aII the fish groove on it. So much for this garbage. 180 00:12:51,600 --> 00:12:54,160 Take that, Beethoven, you deaf bastard! 181 00:12:57,080 --> 00:12:58,399 Bang, bang, bang. 182 00:12:58,560 --> 00:13:02,269 You sure got this Iife thing figured out, cymbaI-banging monkey. 183 00:13:02,440 --> 00:13:05,000 Hi, Bender. We know how much you miss technoIogy. . . 184 00:13:05,160 --> 00:13:08,118 . . .so we brought you this washing machine that drifted ashore. 185 00:13:08,280 --> 00:13:09,395 [BENDER GASPS] 186 00:13:11,640 --> 00:13:15,110 I'm gonna wash my Iinens so hard, the-- 187 00:13:30,080 --> 00:13:31,957 [GRUNTS] 188 00:13:32,120 --> 00:13:33,599 [WATER SPLASHING ] 189 00:13:34,600 --> 00:13:36,909 You. . . . 190 00:13:37,640 --> 00:13:39,756 What? I don't understand. 191 00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:42,992 Wretched technoIogy has brought me nothing but misery. 192 00:13:45,880 --> 00:13:48,155 But Bender, you are technology. 193 00:13:48,360 --> 00:13:50,828 You're the most advanced thing on this entire island. 194 00:13:51,200 --> 00:13:55,671 Oh, it's true. I am a hideous triumph of form and function. 195 00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:58,474 But not for Iong! 196 00:13:58,680 --> 00:14:01,148 [BENDER GROANING AND GIGGLING ] 197 00:14:01,320 --> 00:14:03,436 BENDER: Oh! That hurt! 198 00:14:06,320 --> 00:14:08,993 WATERWHEEL ROBOT: The downgrade is compIete! 199 00:14:11,680 --> 00:14:14,240 BehoId my handcrafted purity. 200 00:14:14,400 --> 00:14:18,632 The modern worId can bite my spIintery wooden ass! 201 00:14:19,360 --> 00:14:20,952 Ah. 202 00:14:21,200 --> 00:14:24,192 WeIcome to your new Iife of simpIe tranquiIity. 203 00:14:24,560 --> 00:14:29,190 Forget that! I say the whoIe worId must Iearn of our peacefuI ways! 204 00:14:29,400 --> 00:14:30,674 By force! 205 00:14:30,880 --> 00:14:32,359 [GASPING ] 206 00:14:33,960 --> 00:14:36,474 -What? -We're going back to civiIization. . . 207 00:14:36,640 --> 00:14:39,154 . . .to wage war on technoIogy! 208 00:14:40,680 --> 00:14:41,669 What? 209 00:14:51,080 --> 00:14:52,877 BENDER: Row, comrades, row! 210 00:14:53,080 --> 00:14:55,116 We'II stage an attack on technoIogy. . . 211 00:14:55,280 --> 00:14:58,192 . . .worthy of being chronicIed in an anthem by Rush. 212 00:14:58,400 --> 00:15:00,152 We've been saiIing for three weeks. 213 00:15:00,320 --> 00:15:02,880 Maybe I shouId check our position with the periscope. 214 00:15:03,040 --> 00:15:05,349 BENDER: Aye, up! 215 00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:06,589 [GASPS] 216 00:15:06,760 --> 00:15:10,958 Mirrors refIecting mirrors? High-tech sorcery! Sorcery, I say! 217 00:15:15,520 --> 00:15:17,511 -Did you see anything? -Yep, we're there. 218 00:15:17,680 --> 00:15:19,511 Prepare to surface! 219 00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:27,598 And now, technoIogy shaII taste the Iash of the hickory switch! 220 00:15:27,840 --> 00:15:30,752 [HARD ROCK MUSIC PLAYS] 221 00:15:39,240 --> 00:15:40,229 [CHEERING ] 222 00:16:02,400 --> 00:16:05,358 [CHILDREN CRYING ] 223 00:16:05,520 --> 00:16:07,317 [CHUCKLING ] 224 00:16:08,280 --> 00:16:09,872 SINCLAIR: TechnoIogy is defeated! 225 00:16:10,040 --> 00:16:12,998 Let us return to the isIand and ceIebrate by counting rocks! 226 00:16:13,200 --> 00:16:15,031 ALL: Yeah! 227 00:16:15,240 --> 00:16:17,993 Whoa! Whoa! No one wants to count rocks more than me. . . 228 00:16:18,160 --> 00:16:20,116 . . .but our mission is not compIete. 229 00:16:20,320 --> 00:16:24,438 Not so Iong as Robot 1 -X torments me with his obvious superiority. 230 00:16:24,640 --> 00:16:26,437 Ready the catapuIt, SincIair! 231 00:16:29,960 --> 00:16:31,632 Aim for their power Iines! 232 00:16:31,840 --> 00:16:34,798 They're the deviI's veins, and eIectricity is his bIood! 233 00:16:34,960 --> 00:16:40,273 Bender? If we don't survive the attack, I want you to know I Iove you. 234 00:16:40,480 --> 00:16:42,198 Okay, fine. Fire! 235 00:16:47,680 --> 00:16:51,719 -Oh! I'm bIind! -Professor, we have no power! 236 00:16:51,880 --> 00:16:54,997 What do you mean, ''no power''? We're Iiving in the future! 237 00:16:55,200 --> 00:16:57,350 I'd better Iight some candIes. 238 00:17:00,680 --> 00:17:04,639 Friends, I've come to free you from your compIicated Iives! 239 00:17:04,800 --> 00:17:08,315 Free you from the ''compIicated'' part, I mean, not the ''Iives'' part. 240 00:17:08,520 --> 00:17:10,317 Oh, Lord, he's made of wood. 241 00:17:10,480 --> 00:17:13,631 -What now, Bender? -I got a downgrade. 242 00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:16,917 I'm a steam-powered wooden robot, just as nature intended. 243 00:17:17,080 --> 00:17:21,517 -Therefore, I must kiII Robot 1 -X! -That's just stupid! 244 00:17:22,600 --> 00:17:26,115 Does Mr. Bender wish me to destroy myseIf? 245 00:17:26,480 --> 00:17:28,072 I don't need your charity. 246 00:17:28,240 --> 00:17:30,959 Target Robot 1 -X and fire! 247 00:17:31,200 --> 00:17:34,272 [ROCK WHIZZING ] 248 00:17:42,480 --> 00:17:45,790 You wanged my ship, you waInut-paneIed idiot! 249 00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:49,276 BENDER: Try again, SincIair. I said target Robot 1 -X. 250 00:17:49,440 --> 00:17:53,115 SINCLAIR: Who's Robot 1 -X? Launching. 251 00:17:53,320 --> 00:17:55,072 [ROCK WHIZZING ] 252 00:17:56,640 --> 00:18:00,155 So I guess everything worked out fine. 253 00:18:00,320 --> 00:18:01,799 [SCREAMS] 254 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:05,274 [SCREAMING ] 255 00:18:05,680 --> 00:18:07,830 Great. Now we're being crushed. 256 00:18:11,840 --> 00:18:13,592 HeIp us, wooden Bender! 257 00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:21,878 Those guys hate fire! I gotta do something! 258 00:18:26,360 --> 00:18:28,999 [BABBLING ] 259 00:18:30,240 --> 00:18:31,992 What the--? Termites? 260 00:18:32,160 --> 00:18:34,833 WeII, I don't need Iegs to save my friends. 261 00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:37,150 I'II just use the oId eXtenso-matic arms. 262 00:18:39,240 --> 00:18:42,312 Bender! Hurry! This fueI is eXpensive! 263 00:18:42,480 --> 00:18:46,519 -AIso, we're dying! -I'm a-coming! 264 00:18:46,680 --> 00:18:48,318 [GRUNTING ] 265 00:18:53,840 --> 00:18:56,877 Ow! Lousy primitive body! 266 00:18:57,040 --> 00:19:01,318 Oh, why didn't I get that upgrade? I'm an outdated piece of junk. 267 00:19:01,880 --> 00:19:04,519 -Sir, might I recommend--? -You shut up! 268 00:19:04,720 --> 00:19:07,439 No, wait. I can use you as a tooI to save my friends. 269 00:19:07,600 --> 00:19:11,149 And I'II stiII be the hero, who everyone says how great he was. 270 00:19:11,360 --> 00:19:16,309 -How may I heIp you? -Save my friends! And Zoidberg! 271 00:19:25,920 --> 00:19:27,399 [SIGHING ] 272 00:19:27,680 --> 00:19:31,150 Look! My hair got singed into an even cuter 'do. 273 00:19:31,360 --> 00:19:33,715 -Hey, where's Bender? BENDER: Down here. 274 00:19:35,920 --> 00:19:38,673 I'm so sorry, guys. I never meant to hurt you. . . 275 00:19:38,840 --> 00:19:41,559 . . .just to destroy everything you ever beIieved in. 276 00:19:41,760 --> 00:19:43,910 WeII, at Ieast you saved us from. . . 277 00:19:44,120 --> 00:19:45,553 . . .uh, you. 278 00:19:45,720 --> 00:19:49,076 Thank God you finaIIy overcame your incompatibiIity with Robot 1 -X. 279 00:19:49,280 --> 00:19:51,191 Oh, yeah, we were totaIIy in sync. 280 00:19:51,360 --> 00:19:55,319 I was Iike, ''Save them! '' And he was aII, ''No probIem. '' And then he did it. 281 00:19:55,480 --> 00:19:59,951 His new technoIogy is great. I Iove those magnificent 1 -X Robots. 282 00:20:00,120 --> 00:20:02,680 The 1 -X Robots are my friends. 283 00:20:03,600 --> 00:20:06,273 It's Iike his personaIity is totaIIy different now. 284 00:20:06,440 --> 00:20:08,795 Oh, maybe this upgrade isn't such a good idea. 285 00:20:09,280 --> 00:20:12,397 I'd Iike to give Robot 1 -X a big smooch on the-- 286 00:20:12,560 --> 00:20:15,438 -Hey, what's the deaIy-o? -Your upgrade is compIete. 287 00:20:15,640 --> 00:20:17,756 But I destroyed the technoIogy of the worId. 288 00:20:17,920 --> 00:20:21,071 I ran on the beach and feIt the sand between my foot-cups. 289 00:20:21,280 --> 00:20:23,350 Everyone eXperiences the upgrade differentIy. 290 00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:28,316 If that stuff wasn't reaI, how can I be sure anything is reaI? 291 00:20:28,480 --> 00:20:31,040 Is it not possibIe, nay, probabIe. . . 292 00:20:31,200 --> 00:20:35,955 . . .that my whoIe Iife is just a product of my, or someone eIse's imagination? 293 00:20:36,160 --> 00:20:38,151 No. Get out. NeXt? 294 00:20:41,560 --> 00:20:44,199 [SIRENS WAILING ] 295 00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:49,877 WeII, I guess reaIity is what you make of it. 296 00:20:50,040 --> 00:20:52,873 [WHISTLING ] 297 00:20:53,240 --> 00:20:56,437 BENDER: Yep. Oh, thanks, baby. 298 00:21:33,520 --> 00:21:34,509 SubtitIes by SDI Media Group 299 00:21:34,680 --> 00:21:35,669 [ENGLISH SDH]