{176}{260}Honey unit, I'm home! Monique! {265}{306}Gunculon! {311}{329}[BEEPS] {334}{396}I wish I could believe that. {402}{532}You're my half-brother, but there's no|law against killing the other half! {578}{650}All My Circuits will return|after a word... {655}{703}...from Slurm. It's addictive! {709}{741}[PARTY MUSIC PLAYS] {773}{844}Look! It's Slurms McKenzie. {850}{926}He's the original party worm! {931}{959}Ooh. {977}{1060}Whammy-wham-wham-wazzle.|Let's party! {1165}{1260}Look at him go! Who says|there are no more heroes? {1295}{1387}Hey, dudes! You can win|a chance to party with me... {1393}{1462}...at the bottling plant on Wormulon. {1503}{1591}Look for the golden bottle cap|inside cans of Slurm. {1597}{1626}I won! {1631}{1707}Odds are mathematically insignificant. {1712}{1771}I like those odds. {1824}{1886}Rats! Just another tooth. {2018}{2056}Ahh. {2197}{2245}Fry & the Slurm Factory {2954}{3041}I gotta find that golden bottle cap. {3081}{3141}I've never seen anyone so addicted. {3147}{3246}This is nothing. In school,|I drank 1 00 cans of cola a week. {3251}{3316}Right up until my third heart attack. {3321}{3355}[GROANS] {3360}{3436}-Bender, what's wrong?|-I'm sick. {3441}{3461}[SNEEZES] {3467}{3571}You poor baby. Let me check|if you have a fever. Ow! {3620}{3746}According to his temperature gauge,|which you should use next time. . . {3752}{3855}. . .he's running a fever|of 900 degrees. {3860}{3880}[GROANS] {3885}{3961}Bender, mon, lie yourself down. {4013}{4050}You're paying for that. {4055}{4174}I'll have a look, but I'm|an expert on humans, not robots. {4180}{4221}I'm not Bender. I'm Fry. {4227}{4321}-I thought you were the robot.|-Nope. Human. {4326}{4411}All right. Spare me your life story. {4416}{4456}What's the trouble? {4461}{4581}My tummy hurts, and I'm having|this burning electrical discharge. {4603}{4698}Don't worry, you'll be fine.|Oh, boy. {4704}{4787}I couldn't tell him.|It's fin fungus. {4793}{4876}He'll be floating upside down|by morning. {4896}{4981}You should try homeopathic|medicine like zinc. {4986}{5090}-I'm 40o/o zinc.|-Then Echinacea or St. John's wort. {5095}{5172}Or a big fat placebo.|It's all the same crap. {5201}{5249}What's rattling around in there? {5254}{5311}It may be the cause of his illness. {5316}{5424}But, more importantly, it's a reason|to try out my latest invention. {5429}{5481}To the laboratory! {5596}{5658}I call this the F-ray. {5663}{5767}It's an x-ray that lets you see|through anything, even metal. {5773}{5851}The neutrino beam it emits|is dangerous. . . {5857}{5931}. . .so you'll all need|protective goggles. {5945}{5966}Huh? {6081}{6195}You may feel a slight stinging|sensation. All of you. {6379}{6401}PROFESSOR:|Ah-ha! {6408}{6494}-That's the reason you're ill.|-That's my watch. {6503}{6561}I was wondering where I put that. {6648}{6728}Now I feel much better.|Thanks, professor. {6734}{6831}And, Amy, I'm sorry I took your watch. {6866}{6893}[SNICKERS] {6907}{6929}[COUGHS] {6962}{7038}I'll take this suit|to the decontaminators. {7043}{7087}You lock up the F-ray. {7093}{7211}And for the love of God, don't|let it fall into the wrong hands. {7424}{7517}-What should we point it at first?|-Try it on me. {7522}{7574}Ow! My sperm! {7580}{7654}Neat. Mind if I try that again? {7676}{7712}Didn't hurt that time. {7750}{7861}Whoa, mama. Hold still, sexy lady. {7903}{7945}-What?|-That's no lady! {7950}{8047}One more upgrade and I'll|be more lady than you can handle. {8052}{8092}Why are you so stupid? {8097}{8206}-Bite my shiny, metal ass.|-You couldn't afford it, honey. {8332}{8426}All this exposure to radiation|is making me thirsty. {8481}{8601}If only we could know which|can had the winning bottle cap. {8606}{8715}I didn't hear you. I was using|this to look inside of things. {8720}{8792}Wait a second. I'm getting an idea. {8798}{8868}No. False alarm. No. Yeah. No. {8874}{8921}Yeah. No. Wait. {8940}{8988}No. Yes! {9169}{9204}[CRIES] {9280}{9305}[CRIES] {9620}{9653}This stinks. {9659}{9771}We checked 90,000 cans of Slurm|and all we won was this junk. {9776}{9891}I never want to see another can|of Slurm again. I'm thirsty! {10020}{10076}Fry, are you all right? {10132}{10223}You did it, Fry!|You found the winning bottle cap! {10228}{10248}[WHEEZES] {10253}{10290}Hooray! {10632}{10678}LEELA:|Look at that. {10875}{10939}Welcome to the planet Wormulon! {10945}{11062}I'm Glurmo, your guide to|the splendtacular Slurm factory. {11068}{11117}Can we have our free Slurm? {11122}{11181}You'll have all you can drink. . . {11186}{11316}. . .when you're partying with my|good friend, Slurms McKenzie. {11321}{11352}[PARTY MUSIC PLAYS] {11357}{11422}All right!|Whammy-wham-wham-wazzle! {11427}{11491}Lay some skin on me, dudes! {11521}{11631}The original party worm!|Are you ready to get funky with us? {11636}{11714}He better be.|That's why we pay him, right? {11720}{11746}Right. {11751}{11853}Slurms has to party all night|every night or he's fired. {11858}{11889}WEARILY:|Rock on. {11894}{11977}Before the party, you're in|for a funderful treat. {11983}{12091}A VIP tour of the Slurm factory. {12119}{12169}Enjoy the tour, dudes! {12175}{12226}I'm gonna go lie down. {12247}{12355}Welcome to the wondrous world|of whimsy that we call. . . {12360}{12486}. . .Slurm Centralized lndustrial|Fabrication Unit. {12508}{12537}[GASPING] {12542}{12563}PROFESSOR:|Oh, my! {12568}{12639}BENDER:|Look, flowers! And a boat! {12719}{12753}[GRUNTING] {12804}{12869}Who are those|horrible orange creatures? {12874}{12921}Those are the Grunka Lunkas! {12927}{13020}-They work in the factory.|-Tell them I hate them. {13025}{13138}As we sail down the Slurm,|you'll see our mixologists at work. {13144}{13223}They take 900|of the finest ingredients. . . {13229}{13283}. . .add some child-like delight. . . {13288}{13356}. . .and mix it with|glacial spring water. . . {13361}{13436}. . .from our spring water generator. {13476}{13557}Then we add the secret ingredient. . . {13563}{13644}. . .that makes Slurm|so deliciously addictive. {13716}{13815}-What's the secret ingredient?|-Whatever you want it to be! {13820}{13929}-But what is it really?|-That's not for you to know. {13935}{14031}Here the Grunka Lunkas are|inducing Wumpus berries. . . {14037}{14148}. . .to release their flavor,|using sensual massage. {14153}{14177}Psst. {14182}{14261}-Those berries are the secret, right?|-No. {14266}{14304}-You positive?|-Yes. {14309}{14383}-Because they look kind of secret.|-Enough! {14389}{14456}-There will be no more questions.|-Why? {14461}{14576}Hey, look! The disgusting little men|are starting to sing. {14617}{14681}Grunka Lunka dunkity doo {14686}{14749}We've got a friendly warning for you {14755}{14811}Grunka Lunka dunkity dasis {14816}{14921}The secret of Slurm's|On a need-to-know basis {14928}{14999}Asking questions in school|ls a great way to learn {15004}{15071}If you try that stuff here|You might get your legs broke {15077}{15134}We once found a dead guy|Face-down in the Slurm {15139}{15206}It could easily happen again|To you folks {15212}{15287}So keep your head down|And keep your mouth shut {15293}{15373}Grunka Lunka Lunka dunkity dot {15378}{15494}I don't pay you to sing.|You just used your bathroom break. {15499}{15573}-Hard ass.|-I heard that. {15600}{15671}On your right,|you see the Slurm Master. . . {15677}{15744}. . .checking for color and bouquet. {15787}{15818}So thirsty. {15823}{15913}Then he tastes it.|He tastes it and tastes it. {15918}{15958}Then tastes it more. {15963}{16013}Could I have some Slurm? {16018}{16066}No food or drink on the tour. {16072}{16146}Wait until you party|with Slurms McKenzie. {16151}{16199}-When is that?|-Soon enough. {16204}{16293}-That's not soon enough.|-What's behind that door? {16298}{16350}-Nothing.|-Is it the secret ingredient? {16355}{16412}Grunka Lunka dunkity dinkredient {16418}{16477}You should not ask|About secret ingredient {16482}{16543}Okay, we get the point. {16549}{16603}I was curious about the guards. {16608}{16705}-Grunka Lunka dunkity darned guards--|-Shut up. {16813}{16927}I could fire my staff and hire|Grunka Lunkas at half the cost? {16933}{17019}That's right.|They don't have a good union. {17025}{17063}They're like slaves. {17230}{17265}What are you doing? {17270}{17356}I'm thirsty. Grab my feet|and dunk my head in. {17361}{17396}No. That's moronic. {17401}{17499}Fine. I'll swim around|and drink as much as I want. {17541}{17586}Help! I can't swim! {17901}{17926}[WHISTLES] {17937}{17974}Why did you jump in? {17979}{18076}Everybody was doing it.|I just wanted to be popular. {18098}{18136}[SCREAMING] {18226}{18250}BENDER:|Ow! {18260}{18287}Where are we? {18292}{18372}And why is Slurm|pouring into this sewer? {18459}{18493}This isn't Slurm. {18499}{18578}Something's rotten on Wormulon. Look. {18796}{18866}This is all about|the secret ingredient. {18871}{18966}My God, what if the secret ingredient|is people? {18971}{19053}There's already a soda like that.|Soylent Cola. {19058}{19148}-How is it?|-It varies from person to person. {19326}{19396}Do you have anything looser|around the thorax? {19401}{19438}Yes, over in-- {19444}{19546}Weren't there more people|at the start of the tour? {19551}{19626}Fry, Leela and Bender are missing. {19641}{19715}If you'll excuse me. {19932}{19963}Quick! {20090}{20112}Phew. {20117}{20186}Look! Slurm! Finally! {20312}{20395}I'm never going 1 2 minutes|without a Slurm again. {20400}{20490}This must be where they|put in the secret ingredient. {20495}{20576}Whatever it is,|it's even better fresh. {20592}{20617}Still warm. {20865}{20902}-Oh!|-Ick! {20907}{20961}Lordy! {20976}{21016}Fry! {21044}{21069}Phew. {21116}{21156}Fry! {21280}{21327}That's the secret ingredient? {21333}{21416}-That's the only ingredient of Slurm.|-Ew! {21637}{21665}[SCREAMING] {21698}{21717}[GROANS] {21892}{21951}I'll save us! {21992}{22051}Oh, that feels good. {22085}{22136}Thanks, Bender. {22209}{22251}The exit! We made it. {22318}{22387}Your Majesty, I brought the prisoners. {22402}{22501}Well, my friends, you learned|the secret of Slurm. {22507}{22582}That concludes the part|where you're alive. {22587}{22666}You wish, you slimy worm. {22822}{22904}Good work.|You have pleased your queen. {22909}{22967}-Thanks, Your Majesty.|-Thanks. {22973}{23089}People are drinking something|from your behind? It's gross. {23094}{23178}Is it? Honey comes|from a bee's behind. {23184}{23284}Milk is from a cow's behind.|Do you use toothpaste? {23289}{23353}-Whose behind is that?|-I won't say. {23358}{23429}We came to party with Slurms McKenzie. {23435}{23512}-By the way, when is that scheduled?|-Never! {23517}{23557}To the torture cave! {23682}{23723}You, my metal friend. . . {23729}{23824}. . .will have the honor|of becoming 1 74 Slurm cans. {23829}{23889}This trip is a big letdown. {23894}{23977}You will be submerged|in royal Slurm. . . {23983}{24086}. . .which will turn you|into a Slurm queen like myself. {24091}{24182}But she's a commoner.|Her Slurm will taste foul. {24187}{24281}Yes! Which is why|we'll market it as New Slurm. {24286}{24331}When everyone hates it. . . {24337}{24432}. . .we'll bring back Slurm Classic|and make billions. {24554}{24616}-What about me?|-You're free to go. {24622}{24722}-Yes!|-If you can resist this SuperSlurm. {24884}{24970}It's so delicious,|you'll eat until you explode. {24975}{25084}Which reminds me, put a tarp|over that sofa. Bon appétit. {25167}{25193}Mmm. {25199}{25246}Farewell. {25256}{25346}And congratulations again|on winning the contest. {25398}{25434}Fry, untie us! {25439}{25536}Here I come! Let me just--|One more taste. {25588}{25693}You pig! Stop stuffing|your craw and save us! {25825}{25926}-I can't see. Are we boned?|-Yeah, we're boned. {26092}{26158}I can't stop eating|this delicious ooze. {26164}{26221}But I won't let you die. {26293}{26351}LEELA: Hurry!|BENDER: What's happening? {26523}{26546}Phew. {26590}{26636}Just in time! {26790}{26834}No! {26897}{26984}I could fit if I didn't|have these damn arms. {27118}{27203}We're close. I can smell|those orange guys. {27209}{27301}-Stop right there!|BENDER: Slurms McKenzie! {27314}{27371}-Take me with you.|-Say what? {27376}{27493}I'm partied out. All I want|is to stay home and rent videos. {27498}{27562}-Is that so much to ask?|-Forget it! {27568}{27637}This says you have to party with us. {27642}{27756}All right! But not too many people.|I want to keep it small. {27761}{27836}No can do, Slurms. {27946}{27978}[SCREAMING] {27993}{28036}This way! {28289}{28361}-She's gaining on us!|-I'll hold her off. {28366}{28440}But she'll crush you like a worm.|A smaller worm. {28445}{28481}It's all right. {28486}{28586}I'm so tired of partying.|So very tired. {28609}{28698}I'll save you the only way I know how.|By partying! {28729}{28772}-Babes?|-Mr. McKenzie? {28777}{28872}You've served me well.|But this time, I party alone. {28878}{28926}-But--|-There'll be other parties. {28931}{28996}Now go! Go! {29001}{29045}[PARTY MUSIC PLAYS] {29271}{29321}Party on, Slurms. {29336}{29433}Party on, contest winners. Party on. {29538}{29589}No! We're ruined. {29594}{29681}They know our disgusting secret! {29885}{29959}My crew has made|a horrific discovery. {29964}{30076}It seems that Slurm is produced|in a colossal worm hiney. {30081}{30154}Hiney, you say.|With your testimony... {30160}{30240}... we can finally outla w|this insidious Slurm. {30245}{30333}Outlaw Slurm?|Don't pay any attention to him. {30338}{30397}Grandpa 's making up stories again. {30403}{30525}I'm not your grandpa.|You're my uncle from the year 2000. {30530}{30566}Okay, Grandpa. {30571}{30671}We'll take care of the bad worms,|don 't you worry. {30722}{30805}I wish Slurms McKenzie|were here to enjoy this. {30810}{30876}Yeah, he sure loved to party. {30882}{30971}How about we all party|one last time for him? {30986}{31071}-For Slurms.|-For Slurms. {31121}{31150}[PARTY MUSIC PLAYS] {31188}{31251}Hey, that's not that bad. {31360}{31396}Mmm. {32269}{32294}Subtitles by|SDI Media Group {32298}{32323}[ENGLISH SDH]