{1}{178}25.000 {178}{231}Amazon Women in the Mood {845}{940}People, we got a problem.|Nibbler's been coughing up hairballs. {945}{987}So has Fry. What's the big deal? {991}{1030}[NIBBLER COUGHS] {1060}{1091}He's got me beat. {1096}{1205}We all love Nibbler, so it's only fair|that we all clean up together. {1210}{1280}Still, I propose we make Zoidberg|do it. All in favor? {1285}{1311}Yeah, okay. {1316}{1364}All opposed? {1380}{1426}All abstaining? {1435}{1507}Dr. Zoidberg, are you okay? {1524}{1571}-He's dead.|-Oh, no! {1576}{1628}He always seemed so full of life. {1633}{1760}Laughing, singing, begging for scraps.|And now this! {1821}{1872}Why with all the crying? {1876}{1950}So, that's where I left my shell. {1976}{2020}I didn't know it came off. {2024}{2114}It was getting a little cramped,|so I molted, why not? {2136}{2227}-The fresh air feels good.|-Stop doing that! {2244}{2330}So long. I'm off to toss|this old shell in the dumpster... {2334}{2420}...and maybe pick up the potato chips|Amy didn't finish. {2425}{2521}-Those were toenail clippings.|-A feast is a feast. {2566}{2593}[PHONE RINGS] {2597}{2662}Hey, that's my cell phone! {2720}{2746}Hello? {2750}{2806}[HEA VY BREATHING] {2810}{2899}Hello? Who is this? {2903}{2935}Hello? {2939}{2987}[PHONE CLICKS] {2991}{3046}Did you swallow your phone again? {3050}{3146}Some guy's been calling and hanging|up 10 times a day for a year. {3151}{3212}Men who call too much|are the worst, I bet. {3217}{3271}I wish a decent guy would call me. {3275}{3372}Not this spleeze-ball who has me|too terrified to answer the phone. {3376}{3401}[PHONE RINGS] {3405}{3430}Hello? {3434}{3484}[HEA VY BREATHING] {3534}{3596}AMY :|Hello? Is anyone there? {3600}{3646}I love you! {3874}{3999}Why must I be such a coward? {4003}{4081}I'm off to the men's room,|and I need an attendant-- {4085}{4163}Oh, I'm sorry.|You're crying like a woman. {4167}{4291}I see myself as a father figure|to some of my more pathetic men. {4295}{4369}Kif, old friend, let's rap. {4374}{4466}Well, I'm in love with this girl. {4514}{4601}Oh, that's rich! Go on. {4606}{4640}I met her a year ago... {4644}{4756}...escaping from that cruise ship|you piloted into a black hole. {4760}{4785}[SCREAMING] {4789}{4848}ZAPP:|Yes, it Was in all the papers. {4945}{4984}Call me. {5074}{5137}Uh-huh, uh-huh, mm-hm, uh-huh. {5141}{5213}-I've finished talking.|-Belay that remark! {5222}{5329}Your Amy knows my Leela?|I have formed an idea. {5385}{5472}I want to negotiate a double date.|You and me, Kif and Amy. {5476}{5501}Forget it! {5506}{5607}Then let the negotiations begin.|I propose We go out on 10 dates. {5612}{5650}-How about zero?|-Nine. {5655}{5704}-Zero.|-Seven? Eight? {5709}{5799}Please? Kif's the sweetest guy|who ever liked me. {5804}{5878}Five, and that's my final offer.|Four! {5896}{5922}-One.|-Two. {5927}{5960}-Half.|-I'll take it. {5965}{6058}We'll meet you for part of dinner|and half of a movie. {6367}{6521}Sir? I don't go out on many dates.|What if I don't know what to say? {6526}{6574}Here's my book of pickup lines. {6578}{6676}Say as many as you can,|as fast as you can. Don't stop. {6680}{6784}-I'll just give her these flowers.|-Wrong, wrong, wrong. {6788}{6903}And what's that? Candy?|Candy's for dorks. Give me that. {6913}{6963}Mm. {7226}{7320}-Hello, beautiful. I got these for you.|-Thanks. {7401}{7526}Well, well. This looks to be|one disturbingly erotic date. {7531}{7560}Half-date. {7565}{7612}-A bottle of wine.|-Half-bottle. {7616}{7692}-And oysters on the half-shell.|-Quarter-shell. {7696}{7774}-And I'd like--|-He's not hungry. It's expensive. {7779}{7878}I'd like two steaks, and the ladies|will have sensual salads... {7882}{7939}...with low-cal sensual dressing. {8184}{8280}Oh, Won't you take me to funky toWn {8284}{8326}Thank you. {8368}{8440}Kif, you haven't said a word|all night. {8445}{8492}Well, um, eh.... {8511}{8560}Hello. {8564}{8665}Because I was really hoping|we could talk and stuff. {8797}{8864}"If I said you had a beautiful body... {8868}{8932}...would you take your pants off|and dance?" {8936}{9012}-What?|-Lieutenant Kroker! {9052}{9125}"I find the most erotic part|of a woman is the boobies." {9130}{9183}-Kif!|-Oh, my. {9187}{9292}This half-date is entirely over.|Amy? Conference. {9297}{9364}Is there nothing we can do? {9368}{9458}There's one way into a woman's heart|and parts beyond. {9462}{9517}I speak, of course, of karaoke. {9521}{9620}My years in the Duke Boys' Chorus|will not have been in vain. {9680}{9757}All right, enough lipstick.|Let's storm out. {9767}{9842}Once upon a time I Was falling in love {9856}{9918}But noW I'm only falling apart {9923}{9986}Oh, that's so emotional! {9991}{10076}There's nothing I can do|A total eclipse of the heart {10080}{10113}Amateur hour's over. {10117}{10203}Let me show you why they call me|"The Velour Fog." {10207}{10238}Hit it. {10242}{10281}[MUSIC PLA YS] {10331}{10411}I met her in a club|DoWn in old Soho {10415}{10536}We Would drink champagne|lt'd taste just like Coca-Cola {10554}{10615}C-O-L-A|Cola {10622}{10693}MAN: Give us a break.|-He sickens me! {10698}{10768}She Walked up to me|And she asked me to dance {10773}{10870}I asked her her name|And in a dark-broWn voice she said {10875}{10924}Leela {10928}{11001}L-E-E-L-A|Leela {11005}{11069}Lee-lee-lee-lee-Leela {11073}{11111}Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-bum-bum {11115}{11167}Dee-dee-dee, dee-dee-dee {11171}{11224}[SCREAMING] {11282}{11337}Leela! {11472}{11544}Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-bum-bum {11549}{11607}We're going home.|Call us a space taxi. {11611}{11696}No need. There's not a|restaurant built I can't fly. {11700}{11728}Where to, ladies? {11732}{11821}Please, sir.|Let's just divide up the check, and-- {11833}{11896}Let's see what this eatery can do. {12021}{12108}She's built like a steak house,|but she handles like a bistro. {12112}{12137}[THUMPING] {12141}{12188}She's out of control! {12192}{12254}You win again, gravity! {12258}{12297}[SCREAMING] {12440}{12552}Look! My new shell catalog!|So, let's try some on, already! {12641}{12682}Ah, muy macho. {12686}{12801}Hey, gringos, here comes El Zoido to|ruin your drinking water! Bang, bang! {12810}{12838}Whoa, whoa, whoa! {12843}{12908}I'm Mexican, and I find that offensive! {12980}{13036}You Latins are so hot-blooded. {13072}{13116}This one's like a summer guy! {13120}{13245}The Planet Express health plan only|covers one kind of replacement shell. {13285}{13330}Aw. {13385}{13452}I can't believe Leela and Amy|aren't back. {13456}{13514}I'm gonna call the restaurant. {13518}{13543}[BEEPING] {13547}{13643}The number you have dialed|has crashed into a planet. {13673}{13732}-We gotta go rescue them!|-I don't know. {13737}{13804}Bender, think of the seňoritas! {13812}{13839}Vámonos! {14091}{14140}So, Amy.... {14176}{14265}-lt's always a line with you.|-What planet is this? {14269}{14405}-This whole sector is uncharted.|-lt is not. You lost the chart. {14410}{14538}Well, nothing to do but repopulate|the human race, just me and you. {14542}{14584}And maybe you. {14589}{14630}[THUMPING] {14634}{14677}What is it? {15017}{15156}-Me hear people, but me not see.|-Everybody make mistake. {15222}{15284}Well, hello.|I usually don't say this... {15288}{15412}...but you are the most beautiful trio|of gigantic ladies I've ever seen. {15417}{15480}[GROWLING] {15485}{15582}I find the most erotic part|of a woman is the boo-- {15586}{15639}[SCREAMING] {15757}{15800}[ALARM BEEPS] {15996}{16054}Oh, no.|Any sign of Leela or Amy? {16059}{16118}No, but what do you make of this? {16122}{16216}I don't know, but it might have|something to do with this. {16266}{16341}Oh, your God! {16389}{16448}AMAZON 1:|Move. Go. {16456}{16489}All right. Here's the plan. {16493}{16559}[GRUNTING] {16563}{16620}What kind of moronic plan is that? {16641}{16682}Wow. {16813}{16887}Women go free. Men stay in chains. {16892}{16983}We take them to our leader.|She know what do. {16988}{17025}A female leader? {17030}{17084}-Fry, shut up!|-Yes, captain. {17089}{17157}This capital city, planet Amazonia. {17162}{17249}-Where are all the men?|-Men die out many year ago. {17254}{17389}They were probably nagged to death.|Are you with me, fellas? {17422}{17462}[LAUGHING STOPS] {17467}{17548}Here stadium, where women|basketball teams play. {17553}{17657}-No can dunk, but good fundamentals.|-That more fun to watch. {17723}{17766}Oh, God, you're killing me. {17770}{17806}God, you're killing me! {17839}{17922}This our comedy club.|Humor different here. {17927}{17975}It not reinforce stereotypes. {17979}{18086}Comedy come from character,|not abstract craziness. {18091}{18156}Translation: boring. {18197}{18238}That's a good one.|Ow! {18243}{18361}-This planet sounds better and better.|-I'm already looking for apartments. {18411}{18523}AMAZON 1: Here live all-knowing|leader. She decide men's fates. {18527}{18597}-ls she hot?|-Not important. She all-knowing. {18602}{18648}In other words, no.|Oh! {18956}{19048}-All hail Fem-puter.|-All hail Fem-puter! {19052}{19184}-You obey a big computer?|-Yes. It appeared at time men die out. {19189}{19292}-Why did you make it your leader?|-lt different kind of politician. {19296}{19339}Not beltway insider. {19344}{19454}Fem-puter, we bring offering|of bath beads and scented soaps. {19459}{19614}Your gift pleases Fem-puter.|Why are there men on her planet?! {19618}{19684}-lt was an accident.|-That does not fem-pute. {19688}{19812}Fem-puter Will return|after deciding your punishment! {19923}{20008}I'm through making fun of women.|I want them to help me. {20013}{20040}Should we do something? {20044}{20079}[CHOKES] {20084}{20122}There's no hurry. {20126}{20204}Yes. A little tighter.|Tighter. {20208}{20310}Perhaps a hard spanking is in order?|Too hard! {20314}{20416}-Men strange. You have them?|-I'm afraid so. {20421}{20446}What they for? {20450}{20486}[WHISPERS] {20490}{20572}Oh. You mean snu-snu! {20577}{20631}[CHATTERING] {20636}{20703}We hear tell men used for snu-snu. {20708}{20810}All we have go on are ancient legend|and subscription to Cosmo. {20814}{20882}FYl, I could be used for snu-snu. {20886}{20981}Silence! You want die|like last men visit Amazonia? {20986}{21066}-What did they die of?|-Crushed pelvises. {21086}{21150}-Yes!|-Thank you, Lord in heaven! {21220}{21361}FEM-PUTER: After lengthy fem-putations,|I have decided the fate of the men. {21365}{21458}Fem-puter sentences them to death... {21503}{21568}-...by snu-snu!|-Yeah! {21603}{21643}What are you, gay? {21797}{21903}Death to the men!|Death by snu-snu! {21955}{22058}-But the snu-snu part will be good.|-Baby, it'll blow your mind. {22063}{22103}Be reasonable. {22108}{22201}Sure, men are annoying,|and they wreck their planets. {22205}{22301}But these men are sort of my friends.|They don't deserve to die. {22306}{22412}Hm. Perhaps men are not as evil|as Fem-puter thinks. {22417}{22473}They make fun women's basketball. {22478}{22561}What?! Did you explain hoW|good fundamentals make up... {22565}{22647}-...for their inability to dunk?|-Yes. They still laugh. {22652}{22749}-The men must die!|-Too true, Fem-puter. You're so wise. {22753}{22804}Kill 'em all. Good riddance. {22809}{22878}Did I mention I'm not a man?|I'm a manbot. {22882}{22954}Understandable mistake.|You can let me down. {22959}{23080}-He big jerk like man.|-Sure, but check the crotch. Nothing. {23085}{23123}Very Well. Release him. {23127}{23241}As for the others, take them|to the snu-snu chambers. {23547}{23623}-I'll miss you, meat bag.|-Me too, meat bag. {23627}{23736}I never thought I'd die like this,|but I'd always really hoped. {23741}{23820}FEM-PUTER: The Amazonians Will be|divided into three groups. {23825}{23934}The one called Zapp Will be|snu-snu'd by the large Women. {23939}{24064}He that is designated Fry Will be|snu-snu'd by the petite Women. {24069}{24133}And Kif,|as the most attractive male... {24137}{24240}... Will be snu-snu'd by the most|beautiful Women of Amazonia. {24244}{24345}Then the large Women.|Then the petite Women. {24349}{24414}Then the large Women again. {24426}{24471}Initiate snu-snu! {24543}{24679}Before I die, I have to tell you I|didn't mean to say those awful things. {24683}{24772}-They were all Zapp's idea.|-Really? Honest and true? {24777}{24887}Yes. And that person calling|and hanging up was me. {24891}{24992}I was just too nervous to say hello|because I love you! {24997}{25031}Oh, Kif! {25035}{25127}It Og's first time. Be gentle! {25228}{25270}We've got to do something. {25274}{25360}You can interface with the fem-puter|and reprogram it. {25365}{25431}Maybe you can interface with my ass.|By biting it! {25435}{25495}[SPEAKS CHINESE] {25499}{25533}All right, I'll go. {25537}{25604}[SPEAKS CHINESE] {25688}{25757}[GROANING] {25762}{25839}-Whoo, yeah!|-Oh, baby! {25844}{25871}[GROANING] {25988}{26073}-How Tonk look?|-Tonk look good. Me fat. {26077}{26175}No, you look good. Tonk fat. {26327}{26414}Intruder! Stay aWay from|the mighty Fem-puter! Guards! {26419}{26527}Time to override the CPU|and reprogram this fem-puter. {26573}{26640}Stop it. Stop it!|Cut that out. {26670}{26718}Cease hitting Fem-puter. {26731}{26805}You're no fem-puter,|you're a fembot. {26809}{26940}It's true. I disguised myself|so I could rule the Amazonians. {26945}{27039}-But why?|-Why? Why? {27043}{27125}I came here from a faraway planet. {27129}{27248}A planet ruled by a chauvinistic|man-puter that was really a manbot. {27252}{27341}Have you any idea how it feels|to be a fembot... {27345}{27458}-...in a manbot's man-puter's world?|-What? {27463}{27597}And now, meddling manbot, there's|the question of what to do with you. {27602}{27638}[YELLS] {27653}{27697}[MUTTERING] {27861}{27965}We need rest. The spirit is willing,|but the flesh is spongy and bruised. {27970}{28053}-lt time snu-snu!|-Can't we just cuddle? {28058}{28114}-No!|-Oh. {28121}{28205}We can't wait for Bender.|It's time for a woman's touch. {28217}{28339}Hee-ya! Oh! Ya! Hee-yoo! Ya! Ya! {28343}{28368}Ow! {28438}{28530}Me next snu-snu! Out me way! {28569}{28677}Where go beautiful man?|Me want snu-snu! {28819}{28905}-Kif, jump!|-My hero. {28977}{29068}OG:|Me not get snu-snu. Get him! {29457}{29550}Mighty Fem-puter!|Small girl steal green kissy-man. {29554}{29645}-We kill her now?|-Come back later. Leave me alone. {29649}{29714}BENDER:|Yeah, get lost! {29718}{29745}[LAUGHING] {29790}{29932}Whoo, I'm a scary fem-puter.|Release the prisoners. {29937}{30075}-And bring gold. Lots of gold.|-Why Fem-puter want gold? {30080}{30139}FEM-PUTER:|You heard the man. {30153}{30185}[MOANING] {30189}{30238}BENDER:|Come on, give me some of that. {30291}{30425}That's how I got my new shell.|It looks just like the one I threw out. {30429}{30557}I found it in the same dumpster,|but this one had a live raccoon in it. {30561}{30608}Pretty good story, eh? {30613}{30697}Stick to someone else,|you windy barnacle! {30702}{30771}The battle of the sexes|was only resolved... {30775}{30844}...when a manbot and a fembot|realized they loved each other. {30849}{30942}Yeah. By the way, if she calls,|I'm not here. {30946}{31059}All I know is, this gold says|that was the best mission ever. {31084}{31135}-lt sure was.|-Oh, yeah. {31139}{31203}I had snu-snu. {31208}{31300}So, Amy?|What do you want to do now? {31304}{31350}[WHISPERS] {32412}{32437}Subtitles by|SDI Media Group {32441}{32466}[ENGLISH SDH]