{1}{178}25.000 {178}{227}Bendin' in the Wind {845}{934}BENDER: Froggy Went a-courtin'|And he did ride, uh-huh {945}{991}Froggy Went a-courtin' and he did ride|Blah, blah, Bender's great {991}{1042}Froggy Went a-courtin'|And Bender is great, uh-huh {1060}{1085}[SMASHING] {1096}{1210}Oh, my God! They dug up a bag|of olestra chips from my time! {1210}{1235}[METAL CLANGS] {1285}{1316}[GROANS] {1316}{1380}There must be layers and layers|of old stuff down there. {1380}{1411}[FRY GASPS] {1435}{1524}-ls that one of those Led Zeppelins?|-No, it's an old Volkswagen van! {1524}{1576}Mind if I take this old van? {1576}{1633}Sure. You wanna dump|the corpses out of there, it's yours. {1633}{1696}Yeah, I've gotten used cars before. {1821}{1876}[GRUNTS] {1876}{1912}[BENDER GULPS] {1976}{2024}What's that?|One of those Jefferson Starships? {2024}{2055}It's called a van. {2136}{2225}And in light of the fact it's not|rocking, I invite you to come knocking. {2244}{2273}-Ooh.|AMY : Neat. {2334}{2407}It's a triumph of German engineering! {2425}{2558}The speedometer only goes up to 80.|It can't go faster than 80,000 mph? {2566}{2597}No, but it's got a driver's-side floor|and an eight-track player! {2597}{2709}Where's the device that lets you|speed or slow the passage of time? {2720}{2749}Under the seat. {2750}{2810}[ENGINE SPUTTERS] {2810}{2868}-Why won't it start?|-lt needs gas. {2903}{2939}Wrong again, idiot. There is no gas.|Petroleum reserves ran dry in 2038. {2939}{2991}Gas was an environmental disaster.|We use alternative fuels. {2991}{3027}-Like what?|-Whale oil. {3050}{3138}-Bender, lift it up to the can opener.|-Oh, no! {3151}{3217}Last time, that magnetic psycho|nearly cut my head off! {3217}{3275}Plus the magnet impairs your inhibition|unit and makes you sing folk songs. {3275}{3376}What? Who said anything about me|secretly wanting to be a folk singer? {3376}{3405}If you don't open that can now, your|fear will own you, and nothing's worse! {3405}{3434}Okay! Okay, I can do this. {3434}{3534}It's time to take life by the cans. {3534}{3581}[GRUNTS] {3600}{3674}-Come on, you can do it!|-Go on, you dummy! {3874}{3938}Jimmy cracked corn and I don't care|Ah! {4003}{4078}Jimmy cracked corn and I don't care|Ah! {4085}{4134}Oh, no! {4167}{4208}'Cause the master's gone aWay {4295}{4360}It's toe-tappingly tragic! {4374}{4479}Doc, I can't move my arms and legs!|What's wrong with me? {4514}{4595}-This is the worst part of the job.|-Good news? {4606}{4644}Bender, your hydraulics are shot.|You'll never move again. {4644}{4717}-You mean--?|-Sorry, you'll have to get a new one. {4760}{4789}[BENDER SOBS] {4789}{4815}Oh, no! {4945}{5022}-Poor Bender!|-Well, let's drag him to the curb. {5074}{5133}Wait! Bender is my best friend. {5141}{5210}We can't just dump him in the gutter|like Grandma's ashes. {5222}{5356}Oh, my life is over.|I'll never know happiness again! {5385}{5425}[HORN HONKS] {5476}{5506}-Hello, there.|-Look! It's Patch Cord Adams! {5506}{5602}-He heals with the power of laughter.|-Come on, take it. {5612}{5655}-Can't move your arms?|-No, or I'd be strangling you right now! {5655}{5707}Here's a giggle! {5709}{5769}Why do they use Windows 3000|as a prison guard? {5804}{5887}-Why?|-Because it always locks up. {5896}{5927}-For God's sake, somebody kick his ass!|-Well, so long. Get well soon. {5927}{5965}Oh, well, so long anyway. {5965}{6048}I'm doomed.|Everybody leave me alone! {6367}{6442}I don't want to be seen this way. {6526}{6578}You look so sad. Do you want me|to send Patch Cord Adams back in? {6578}{6649}[SOBS] {6680}{6741}[HARMONICA PLA YS] {6788}{6895}Hey, the blues! The tragic sound|of other people suffering. {6913}{6975}That's kind of a pick-me-up. {7226}{7309}-That was great!|-Thanks. Are you a fan? {7401}{7460}I don't know. Let me see. {7531}{7565}Oh, my God, you're Beck! {7565}{7616}I'd get up to shake hands and steal|your wallet, but my body crapped out. {7616}{7664}I used to miss my body too... {7696}{7779}...but then I fished this mannequin|out of the 92c Store dumpster. {7779}{7882}We've got a lot in common. I always|dreamed of being a musician-poet... {7882}{7964}...who transcends genres even|as he reinvents them. {8184}{8284}-So do it. It's easier than it looks.|-Thanks, but it's hopeless. {8284}{8364}-I'll never be a musician now.|-Or maybe... {8368}{8445}...you'll be the best musician ever. {8445}{8509}[WHISPERS] {8511}{8537}What's this for? {8564}{8668}Try and scrape it across your chest|like a knife on burnt toast. {8797}{8868}Move those arms! Use the power of|mental thinking. Make it dynamic! {8868}{8936}Yeah! Congratulations, my friend. {8936}{9052}-Why, 'cause I made an annoying noise?|-I use those all the time in my music. {9052}{9130}Bender, I want you to be|my new washboard player. {9130}{9187}All right! Go Bender!|Go Bender! Go Bender! {9187}{9222}[HORN HONKS] {9297}{9368}That's my good friend Beck. I'm off|to rock a series of midlevel venues. {9368}{9447}Kudos, Bender! You got mangled,|and now you're a singer. {9462}{9507}Both our dreams came true. {9521}{9546}[HORN HONKS] {9680}{9767}Who wants to cram in my van, follow|Bender on tour and live in the van? {9767}{9819}[ENGINE SPUTTERS] {9856}{9923}I don't know, Fry. I think I'm too|poor to follow a band around in a van. {9923}{9961}[HORN HONKS] {9991}{10080}Move it! We gotta get to the concert|and make the audience wait! {10080}{10117}-Bad news, friends. My shell ran.|-Zoidberg, you idiot! {10117}{10202}-My outfit! It's--|-Kind of cool! {10207}{10242}-I like it!|-Me too, now that I'm used to it. {10242}{10331}Then it was all on purpose!|You're lucky to have me as a friend. {10331}{10362}But cross me,|and I'll turn on you like that! {10415}{10457}[YELLS] {10554}{10608}There's a destination|A little up the road {10622}{10677}From the habitations|And the toWns We knoW {10698}{10762}A place We saW the lights turn loW {10773}{10824}The jigsaW jazz and the get-fresh floW {10875}{10923}Pulling out jives and jamboree handouts {10928}{10990}TWo turntables and a microphone {11005}{11045}Bottles and cans|Just clap your hands {11073}{11115}Just clap your hands {11115}{11169}Where it's at {11171}{11265}Got a Washboard stomach|And a microphone {11282}{11335}That Was a Washboard break {11472}{11518}One bowl of Jell-O knuckles. {11549}{11611}That'll be three pictures|of George Washington. {11611}{11700}-Oh, no! My beautiful money!|-lt got ruined in the wash! {11700}{11732}-Mine too, even my change.|-Get lost, you moneyless hippies! {11732}{11833}You heard him, freaks!|We don't like your type around here! {11833}{11895}These are the types we like. {12021}{12112}That was the best 40-minute|washboard solo I've ever heard. {12112}{12141}The parts when I was awake|blew my mind! {12141}{12192}[METAL CLANGS] {12192}{12258}Check out all those broken robots.|Howdy, fellas! {12258}{12364}I don't believe my broken eyes!|It's Bender, the washboard player! {12440}{12538}-We caught your concert from here.|-You rock! {12641}{12686}Bender, sign my chest!|It's in that bin behind me! {12686}{12779}Thanks for showing|that broken robots are still useful. {12810}{12843}Hang in there, folks. I bet|before you know it, you guys will be-- {12843}{12907}[GRINDING] {12980}{13072}That's so wrong! They can't|just melt down broken robots! {13072}{13120}-Not right when they're kissing my ass.|-Just cold chill. {13120}{13216}When I'm upset, I write a song.|I wrote "Devil's Haircut" ... {13285}{13365}...when I was feeling--|What's that song about? {13385}{13456}Yeah, I could write a song! With real|words, not phony ones like "odelay." {13456}{13510}Odelay is a word.|Look it up in the Becktionary. {13518}{13543}BENDER:|Ooh. {13547}{13593}[BENDER HUMS] {13673}{13737}I'm working on my song.|Hand me the Becktionary. {13737}{13812}No, the rhyming Becktionary. {13812}{13892}I'd like to raise awareness|about broken robots... {14091}{14163}...but what can I do?|I only weigh 8 pounds. {14176}{14269}Wait! You know lots of rock stars,|and they like to look like they care. {14269}{14360}We can all do a big benefit concert|in San Francisco! {14410}{14540}-We can call it "Bend-Aid, " after me!|-And you can sing your song! {14542}{14589}And I'll let you sing backup! But|remember who the star is. Me, Bender. {14589}{14634}All right. "Hands in the air" rhymes|with " just don't care" ... {14634}{14695}...and finished! {15017}{15050}[SNIFFS] {15222}{15288}-Smells like something died in here.|-Surprise! {15288}{15371}Can we crash here?|The colors in the van keep us awake. {15417}{15485}All right, but hands off the minibar. {15485}{15586}I forgot about TV. Living on the road,|you realize life is better without it. {15586}{15647}Well, let's see what's on. {15757}{15880}ANNOUNCER: Tuesday, Golden Gate Park!|Monsters of folkish alterna-rock... {15996}{16059}... Will strum your brains out|at Bend-Aid! {16059}{16122}Featuring: Beck, Wailing Fungus,|and special guest, Bender! {16122}{16181}A portion of the proceeds might go|to help broken robots. {16266}{16294}-Yeah!|-Hooray, robot! {16389}{16434}Bender, you're famous! {16456}{16489}Yeah. {16493}{16563}This coming together of superstars|really means a lot to you, doesn't it? {16563}{16588}Uh-huh. {16641}{16792}Helping my defective brothers is the|first thing I've ever cared about. {16813}{16892}You know, when I first got broken,|I thought my life was over. {16892}{16988}But look at me now.|I've got fame, money, groupies... {16988}{17030}...and it's all thanks|to being completely immobilized. {17030}{17089}That's why I'll be proud to go up|on stage and say, "Look at me... {17089}{17142}...I am a broken robot!" {17162}{17254}-Bender! You can move! You're cured!|-Oh, crap! It's a miracle. {17254}{17325}I can move again. {17422}{17467}My music career is over. {17467}{17553}I don't understand the biz,|but wouldn't being able to move help? {17553}{17683}No! Don't you see? I was a hero|to broken robots. I was one of them. {17723}{17770}How can I sing about being damaged|if I'm not? {17770}{17839}That's like Christina Aguilera|singing in Spanish. {17839}{17904}Wait! That's it! I'll fake it! {17927}{17979}[HAWKS] {17979}{18051}-Don't do that at the concert.|-I can't stop. {18091}{18184}When I eat too much dirt,|I get stuff in my throat. {18197}{18243}You are so disgusting! l-- {18243}{18294}[GASPS] {18411}{18492}-They're beautiful!|-Ew. You're touching them! {18527}{18602}I've never seen pearls like this.|You're amazing! {18602}{18691}I am? At last! Recognition! {18956}{19006}[HAWKS] {19052}{19133}EMCEE: Put your hands together|for the folk stylings... {19189}{19263}...of Cylon and Garfunkel! {19296}{19344}Here's a song that was beautiful|when performed by my ancestor Art. {19344}{19459}Are you going|To Scarborough Fair? {19459}{19594}Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme {19618}{19670}Remember me to one Who lives there {19688}{19751}[VAN ENGINE ROARS] {19923}{20013}CYLON:|She once Was a true love of mine {20013}{20044}-We're home.|-Let's earn some bread. {20044}{20084}Get your love beads! Can't journey|to your mind's center without them! {20084}{20126}Look at the colors!|These will go great with my soul. {20126}{20208}Glad you like them. I've been making|fine jewelry for years, apparently. {20208}{20277}-I'll take three!|-Give me one, man! {20314}{20357}I'll trade you a bad poem! {20421}{20450}EMCEE: And noW, stand up and turn on|your hidden tape recorders for...Beck! {20450}{20490}With special guest,|Bender, the broken robot! {20490}{20552}-Bender rules!|-Groove on, man! {20577}{20632}LEELA:|Rock it, Bender! {20636}{20708}Can't you hear those cavalry drums {20708}{20777}Hijacking your equilibrium? {20814}{20886}-Whoa-oh, yah!|-Midnight hags in the mausoleum {20886}{20964}That song doesn't usually|last three hours... {20986}{21086}...but we got into a serious thing,|and then I forgot how it ended. {21086}{21154}Anyway, one last item|of business before we go. {21220}{21295}Bender, to start your foundation|for broken robots... {21365}{21452}...here's a big cardboard check|for $14,000. {21503}{21603}-lt's been an emotional day for me.|-I don't know what to say. {21603}{21713}Then maybe you should sing it.|Lay it down, boys. {21797}{21886}Ladies, gentlemen,|smoking heaps of machinery... {21955}{21994}Whoo! {22063}{22108}...this is a song called|"My Broken Friend." {22108}{22205}People say my broken friend is useless|But I say his mind is free {22205}{22306}There's lots of things|My mangled robot friend could be {22306}{22331}BECK:|Kick it. {22417}{22478}-He could make a good hatrack|-He only has to stand there {22478}{22553}-Or a cheap doorstop|-He doesn't need to move {22565}{22619}-Or a great big, giant thermos|-Giant thermos {22652}{22690}With a tWist-off top {22753}{22809}-That Would be good for soup|-He could be a storage closet {22809}{22852}For outdated pants {22882}{22912}I like 'em tight {22959}{23024}BENDER:|My broken friend could do it all {23085}{23127}Just give him a chance {23127}{23256}That robot has a tragic secret|That I'd like to share {23547}{23627}-For real?|-My broken friend is closer to me {23627}{23703}-Than an ass to a chair|-Hm. {23741}{23818}-That robot's name I never told you|-Who's that? {23825}{23889}-You could not foresee|-Give it up. {23939}{24015}I'll say it loud and sing it proud {24069}{24128}His name is you and me {24137}{24216}-Don't melt me into a croWbar|-lt suffers alone {24244}{24292}Just 'cause I can't move|my arms and legs {24349}{24374}BECK: Hey. {24426}{24479}BENDER: Or toss me into a trashcan|-What are you doing? {24543}{24616}-Because I can't cook eggs|-What are you doing?! {24683}{24750}-Don't crush me into an anchor|-What's up? {24777}{24847}-Because I can't dance and sing|-Hold it! {24891}{24958}-I'm telling you, my broken friend|-Bender.... {24997}{25028}Put your hands in the air {25035}{25139}Like you just don't care|I'm telling you, my broken friend {25228}{25274}-Can do most anything|-Cut it! Cut it! {25274}{25334}-Yeah!|-Cut it! {25365}{25409}[BOOING] {25435}{25499}-Curse my natural showmanship!|-You big fat fraud! {25499}{25537}-You're not really broken!|-But you will be! {25537}{25609}Bum rush the stage! {25688}{25762}FEMALE ROBOT : Get him!|MALE ROBOT : Get him! {25762}{25795}[YELLS LIKE TARZAN] {25844}{25878}[GRUNTS] {25988}{26018}Whoa! {26077}{26161}Oh, harsh!|I didn't get my beads! {26327}{26391}[ZOIDBERG VOMITS] {26419}{26534}You, minion, lift up my arm.|After him! {26573}{26670}Everyone, prepare to get your guts|kicked out by folk singers. {26670}{26731}What is this, the Year of the Jerk?! {26731}{26809}The Golden Gate Bridge! Put the metal|to the pedal to the other metal! {26809}{26841}Oh! {26945}{26992}I forgot it's a hoverbridge! {27043}{27129}-I forgot this isn't a hover car!|-ls that a problem? {27129}{27201}Not if you've lived a life|without regret. {27252}{27293}[SCREAMING] {27345}{27451}-I'll save me!|-Quick, grab his foot cuffs! {27463}{27519}BENDER: Whew.|-Phew. {27602}{27640}[SCREAMS] {27653}{27678}Bummer. {27861}{27954}BENDER:|Someone fat, get in my way! {27970}{28058}Ah. I'm broken again.|I can't move any part of me! {28058}{28118}-Good!|-I'm sorry I lied, Beck. {28121}{28217}I just wanted to make music with you.|I never meant to hurt anyone... {28217}{28337}-...or help anyone.|-That's some played-out horsecrap! {28343}{28424}But I know you don't mean it.|Apology accepted. {28438}{28551}-So I can keep the check?|-Over my dead career. {28569}{28636}Well, it was worth a shot. {28819}{28892}If you're done scamming Beck,|we're heading home! {28977}{29101}All right. Let me just do one thing|to cheer myself up. {29457}{29482}[BEEPING] {29554}{29603}Fry crack corn|And I don't care {29649}{29707}Leela crack corn|Still don't care {29718}{29790}Bender crack corn, and he is great|Take that, you stupid corn {29790}{29815}Subtitles by|SDI Media Group {29937}{29962}[ENGLISH SDH]