{1}{178}25.000 {178}{231}Roswell That Ends Well {807}{852}Never seen a supernova blow... {914}{993}...but if it's like my Chevy Nova,|it'll light up the sky. {1078}{1170}Anyone who misses this|will regret it forever. {1205}{1298}-Fry, could you go make some popcorn?|-Okay. {1331}{1412}Let's go, microwave.|I'm in a hurry here. {1447}{1500}[BUZZING] {1519}{1615}-What smells like blue?|-Fry, get up here. It's starting. {1615}{1669}Focus. {1756}{1799}ZOIDBERG: Oh.|LEELA: Oh, boy. {1896}{1921}[BEEPING] {2006}{2059}ALL:|Oh, no. {2071}{2106}Uh-oh. {2257}{2356}Which crazy thing happening|are you guys screaming about? {2389}{2427}My head is spinning. {2522}{2547}[MICROWA VE BEEPS] {2560}{2586}My popcorn's done. {2668}{2717}It's less popped than ever. {2831}{2909}I don't know what happened, but we've|taken on clocks. Let's go home. {2909}{2966}Why is there so little traffic? {3119}{3207}What's this layer of ozone?|That's never been there before. {3232}{3257}[SIREN WAILS] {3346}{3376}Such noises. {3469}{3567}There's no global-positioning signal.|Navigation is failing. {3570}{3624}-We're gonna crash!|-Not if I can help it. {3954}{3979}[ENGINE DIES] {4064}{4142}I guess I can't.|Everyone put on your seat belts. {4142}{4207}Those cost more lives than they save. {4264}{4326}[BENDER SCREAMS] {4351}{4376}[CRASHES] {4416}{4516}-Bender, are you okay?|-Don't know. I'll try to move my feet. {4622}{4683}[GRUNTS] {4743}{4849}Here's the plan. Zoidberg, pick up|the pieces. Everyone else, take five. {4849}{4890}[HOWLS] {4976}{5117}Zoidberg picks up another piece.|The crowd goes wild. {5228}{5262}[CAR ENGINES ROARING] {5262}{5299}What is...? {5427}{5534}COLONEL: In all my years of covering|top-secret discoveries with sheets... {5564}{5674}...l've never dramatically revealed|anything this shocking. Dun-dun-dun! {5674}{5751}The debris from an alien spaceship. {5760}{5840}Son, I think I can safely say:|Ahhh! {5878}{5935}As you can see, 1947 is going|to be an eventful year... {5935}{5980}...for the town of Roswell,|New Mexico. {5980}{6026}[BEEPING] {6113}{6139}FARNSWORTH:|Remarkable. {6223}{6309}According to the precision digital|chronograph, it's July 9th, 1947... {6309}{6410}...which explains why the|chronograph turned into this calendar. {6452}{6523}You mean we traveled through time? {6523}{6558}Some idiot must have put metal|in the microwave. {6558}{6615}-Yo.|-And the microwave radiation... {6702}{6794}...combined with gravitons|and graviolies from the supernova... {6794}{6899}-...blasted us through time.|-Seen today's news? {6996}{7070}"Gym Renovations on Schedule"?|What a load. {7152}{7244}No, over here.|"Flying Saucer Captured." {7454}{7529}That's no flying saucer.|That's my ass. {7684}{7807}My God. This means the flying saucer|that crashed in Roswell was us. {7838}{7900}And the alien they captured|was...was...? {7900}{7930}Hello. {8020}{8045}Ugh. {8051}{8148}What are you guys doing tonight?|I'm up for whatever. {8148}{8215}We tore the universe a new space hole.|But it's clenching shut fast. {8215}{8337}Our only hope to get back to our time|is to go back through within, say... {8426}{8465}...exactly 24 hours. {8465}{8494}Ship's fixed except for the cup holder.|It should be operational in 10 hours. {8494}{8572}You've got eight.|But more urgent is the microwave. {8572}{8615}Without one, we have no hope|of returning to the future. {8615}{8686}I'm sure we can buy one somewhere. {8686}{8778}You sneak onto the Army base|and rescue Bender's body. {8820}{8930}I'll visit my grandfather, Enus.|He was stationed at Roswell. {8938}{9028}Stay away from him, dimwitted monkey!|You mustn't interfere with the past. {9028}{9117}Don't do anything that affects anything,|unless you were supposed to... {9117}{9170}-...in which case, don't not do it.|-Got it. {9170}{9206}If you were to kill your grandfather,|you'd cease to exist. {9206}{9286}But existing is basically all I do! {9302}{9363}[SNORES] {9382}{9513}-What is your purpose here?|-All right, officer, I'll move along. {9518}{9585}Why did you come to Earth? {9621}{9696}Not a day goes by|I don't ask myself that. {9696}{9756}MAN:|Enus! {9842}{9956}I want that toilet so clean|I could eat off it. Because I intend to. {9977}{10081}-Gadzooks, sarge.|FRY : It's my grandfather, Enus. {10159}{10286}Now, prepare my lunch and place it|in the latrine at 1200 hours. {10372}{10475}That jeep's gonna hit him,|and I won't exist anymore! {10556}{10589}[YELLING] {10600}{10660}You almost got yourself run over. {11101}{11174}Then I am lucky you knocked me|onto this pile of rusty bayonets. {11174}{11243}Stop interfering with history. I don't|want to have to memorize new kings. {11243}{11311}I had no choice.|I was about to not exist. {11400}{11487}I could feel myself fading away,|like Greg Kinnear. {11585}{11661}Thanks, soldier.|I'm off to make sarge's lunch. {11688}{11789}Handling raw chicken? Best part|of the job. Finger-licking good. {11789}{11908}We gotta get you out of here.|Everything's gonna be all right, Dad. {11908}{11999}-Gadzooks, I'd better ask sarge.|-No time. Run! Run to safety. {11999}{12098}This experiment will determine|what food, if any, the alien eats. {12098}{12146}A buffet. Oh, if only I had|my wallet with me. {12146}{12181}Um, it's free. {12249}{12296}[ZOIDBERG SCREAMS] {12353}{12390}[CHEWING] {12390}{12434}Get me the president. {12434}{12570}Fry's from this time. I'll talk like|him. Yo, Homes, we need a microwave. {12592}{12693}Never heard of that brand.|What you want is the Gas Princess. {12720}{12814}This has broilers,|casserole indicator, ironing board... {12840}{12926}...and a foot-soaking tub, since, as a|woman, you'll be in front of it all day. {12926}{12982}I'm sorry. Now, I'll ax you again.|Where can we find a microwave? {12982}{13045}She's hysterical, so I'll talk to you. {13086}{13168}This oven takes only five hours|to cook a roast. {13192}{13241}That's good news. You know, you really|don't cook enough roasts, Leela. {13241}{13299}Oh. Women. {13364}{13428}Thank God I got you off|that Army base. {13497}{13600}You sure are helpful. You got|anything to eat in that lunch box? {13600}{13684}BENDER: What--?|ENUS: Snacks. {13707}{13766}Hey, that's my brain! {13862}{13955}Them crackers cut my mouth up something|bad. Let's stop off for a malt. {13955}{14042}-See that waitress?|-I know what I want for dessert. {14116}{14227}-That's my fiancģe, Mildred.|-Grandma Mildred? No dessert. {14280}{14341}Okey-doke. And for you, snuggums? {14376}{14417}I'll have a pie|with a fried egg on top. {14417}{14512}You ought to marry her|and father children right away. {14591}{14648}Did you ever get the feeling... {14693}{14790}...you're only going with girls|because you're supposed to? {14790}{14868}What?! Don't ever say or think that.|Just concentrate on staying alive. {14868}{14903}Fire! Look out! {14955}{15035}-You almost got neutered.|-Ain't as bad as killed. {15035}{15117}For me it is.|I'm getting you out of here. {15125}{15159}ENUS:|Ow! {15223}{15261}We're in the middle of nowhere,|the safest part. {15261}{15335}Just stay put and enjoy this calendar. {15750}{15828}Safe and sound.|Finally, I can continue to exist. {15828}{15893}Three, two, one. {15898}{15976}And you are out of here. {15976}{16044}-What'll you folks have?|-I'll have soylent green... {16044}{16131}...with a soylent orange|and soylent coleslaw. {16131}{16194}-Pardon?|-lt's the 20th century. {16261}{16353}I'll have a croque monsieur, paella,|two mutton pills and a stein of mead. {16353}{16467}-I'll have an injection of Fem-a-slim.|-Two chili dogs coming up. {16467}{16558}Settle in.|Without a microwave, we're trapped. {16590}{16632}Oh, lord! We'll have to endure|the horrible music of the Big Bopper... {16632}{16724}...and then the terrible tragedy|of his death. {16823}{16938}There's a microwave radar dish|at the Army base. We could steal it. {16965}{17029}That would alter history.|Above all else... {17031}{17075}...it is our sacred duty to preserve|the past exactly as it was. {17075}{17130}-Well, I killed my grandfather.|-Wha--? {17151}{17238}-Wait, why do you still exist?|-I don't know. Maybe God loves me. {17238}{17306}Killed? In an atomic blast? {17344}{17414}No, I don't take solace in the fact... {17475}{17546}...that the implosion trigger|functioned perfectly. {17546}{17622}There, there.|If it makes you feel any better... {17635}{17720}...he was vaporized,|so he can't come back as a zombie. {17746}{17841}-I'm not worried about that.|-Then you're braver than I. {17855}{17937}You remind me of Enus.|Mind walking me home? {17982}{18017}How far is it? {18302}{18390}-Welcome, President Truman.|-This visit's top-secret. {18427}{18504}No one's to know,|except officers, scientists... {18561}{18645}...and a conspiracy nut|who no one will believe. {18684}{18778}Our experts have reassembled the parts|from the alien ship... {18788}{18835}...into its original design. {18844}{18925}I want this sent to Area 5 1 for study. {18925}{18995}Where we're building|the fake moon landing? {19095}{19213}We'll have to really land|on the moon. Invent NASA and tell them. {19263}{19361}If you come in peace, surrender. If|you're here to make war, we surrender. {19361}{19448}The important thing is,|I'm meeting new people. {19460}{19569}What's your mission? Are you planning|a kind of alien-human hybrid? {19621}{19681}-Are you coming on to me?|-I take exception to that. {19681}{19757}-I'm not hearing a no.|-Nerts to this crab. {19829}{19914}We'll have to do an old-fashioned|alien autopsy. {20013}{20057}Hooray! {20100}{20185}Every little thing reminds me of Enus. {20188}{20294}I know how you feel.|My grandfather died recently. {20326}{20431}It's all so sad. At times like this... {20431}{20491}...I just need someone to hold me. {20562}{20619}Mm. You like holding me, don't you? {20619}{20658}Know what always cheers you up?|Baking me sugar cookies. {20658}{20717}How about these cookies, sugar? {20731}{20826}I shouldn't be here.|I shouldn't exist. But I do exist. {20843}{20890}Which proves|you can't really be my grandma-- {20890}{20968}[MOANING] {20997}{21032}[SNORES] {21032}{21075}-Ugh.|-Oh, my God! {21075}{21121}Wha--? {21241}{21294}What the hell have you done?! {21406}{21482}Relax. She can't be my grandmother.|I figured it out. {21482}{21551}Of course she's your grandmother,|you perverted dope. Look. {21551}{21592}Come back to bed, dearie. {21680}{21725}Impossible. If she's my grandmother,|who's my grandfather? {21725}{21754}Isn't it obvious? {21754}{21795}You are. {21898}{21927}Did you say something, dearie?|I'm a bit hard of hearing. {21927}{21986}[SCREAMS] {22037}{22120}DOCTOR: Commencing excavation|of subject's chest cavity. {22254}{22346}And in this corner, Zoidberg. {22444}{22541}Come on, lighten up.|What is this, a funeral? {22580}{22651}DOCTOR: Heart.|-Take. I've got four of them. {22895}{22999}-Stomach contents. One deviled egg.|-Deviled egg? {22999}{23047}The same deviled egg. {23208}{23269}-Snap out of it!|-Start the ship. {23311}{23390}Let's steal the radar dish|and get back to our own time. {23390}{23433}Won't that change history? {23453}{23538}A lesson in not changing history|from Mr. I'm-my-own-grandpa. {23538}{23614}Let's get the hell out of here.|Screw history. {23614}{23653}[EXPLODING] {24336}{24377}[SCREAMING] {24503}{24562}UFO! UFO! {24611}{24695}Don't cut that. I need that to speak. {24740}{24775}[GLASS BREAKING] {24885}{24918}DOCTOR: Holy--|-Great Roosevelt's ghost! {25094}{25158}Hi-ya! Ya! {25181}{25220}Ya! Ya! {25289}{25350}Take this, Mr. President. Sir. {25412}{25488}Gah! Ah! Blecch! {25582}{25693}The president is gagging|on my gas bladder. What an honor. {25693}{25718}[SNORES] {25750}{25820}Wha--? Oh, right. {25884}{25935}-Enus!|FRY : He's dead. Sorry! {25935}{25965}[MACHINE GUNS FIRE] {25979}{26030}-Yay!|-Whoopee! {26080}{26110}-Choke on that, causality!|-1947 can kiss my shiny metal-- Ahh! {26110}{26197}-We've got to go back for Bender.|-lmpossible! The time hole is closing. {26197}{26269}If we don't leave now, we'll never|get back to the 31st century. {26269}{26306}FRY :|Whoa! {26321}{26388}[POPPING] {26420}{26462}FRY :|Bender! {26521}{26596}-There, good as new.|-Don't you need this one? {26696}{26752}Oh, no. That's my-- {26752}{26783}[GAGS] {26875}{26928}Gotcha. {26967}{26998}Oh, poor Bender. {26998}{27108}He must be so lonely right now,|trapped 1000 years in the past. {27108}{27146}Hey, wait a second. {27301}{27331}[BEEPING] {27371}{27452}-Anything?|-No. Wait! {27476}{27549}BENDER: Oh! Stupid jerk.|-He's alive. {27604}{27672}-Oh, ho!|-Whee! {27777}{27883}Bender! What was it like lying|in that hole for 1000 years? {27888}{27992}-I was enjoying it until you showed up.|-Now everything is back as it was. {27992}{28088}If history doesn't care|that our degenerate friend, Fry... {28156}{28205}...is his own grandfather,|who are we to judge? {28205}{28244}Amen. {28307}{28332}Subtitles by|SDI Media Group {28831}{28856}[ENGLISH SDH]