{165}{257}FRY: Space: it seems to|go on and on forever.
{266}{345}But at the end,|a gorilla throws barrels at you.
{496}{614}-That's how you play the game.|-You stink, loser.
{620}{705}Fry! Pizza going out. Come on!
{964}{1020}Michelle! Baby! Where you going?
{1030}{1149}It's not working out, Fry.|I put your stuff out on the sidewalk!
{1164}{1222}I hate my life. I hate my life.
{1458}{1494}Happy New Year!
{1948}{2025}Hello? Pizza delivery for. . .
{2031}{2076}. . . "I. C. Wiener. "
{2082}{2114}Oh, crud!
{2119}{2214}I always thought I'd be|the one making the crank calls.
{2281}{2369}Here's to another lousy millennium.
{2395}{2478}Ten!|[COUNTDOWN IN FOREIGN LANGUAGES]
{2661}{2690}One!
{2876}{2914}What the--?
{3791}{3838}[FRY MOANS]
{4165}{4227}My God. It's the future.
{4242}{4352}My parents,|my co-workers, my girlfriend.
{4358}{4424}I'll never see any of them again.
{4443}{4479}Yahoo!
{4622}{4675}Space Pilot 3000
{5263}{5288}[DOOR OPENS]
{5313}{5390}Welcome to the world of tomorrow!
{5401}{5452}Why do you always say it that way?
{5458}{5522}Haven't you ever|heard of showmanship?
{5528}{5607}Come, your destiny awaits!
{5693}{5740}Have a nice future.
{5746}{5809}Cool, just like in Star Trek. Ow!
{5839}{5879}LEELA: Good afternoon, sir.
{5885}{5919}FRY: Hmmmmm!
{5964}{6020}-Name?|-Fry.
{6026}{6069}I'm Leela. It's New Year's Eve. . .
{6075}{6141}. . .so I'd like to decide your fate|and leave.
{6148}{6227}-Can I ask you a question?|-If it's not about my eye.
{6260}{6315}-Is it about my eye?|-Sort of.
{6351}{6405}-Ask the question.|-What's with the eye?
{6411}{6477}I'm an alien.|Let's drop the subject.
{6483}{6555}Cool! An alien!|Has your race taken Earth?
{6566}{6614}No, I just work here.
{6619}{6644}[PROPELLER SOUNDS]
{6691}{6749}Wait a minute.|Is that blimp accurate?
{6755}{6834}Yep. It's December 31 st, 2999.
{6845}{6914}My God! A million years!
{6919}{6986}I'm sure this must be|upsetting for you.
{6992}{7090}You know, it should be,|but actually, I'm glad.
{7096}{7174}I had nothing to live for before.|I was broke. . .
{7179}{7215}. . .I had a humiliating job. . .
{7221}{7298}. . .and I think my|girlfriend was cheating on me.
{7304}{7360}Here you'll be|treated with dignity.
{7366}{7439}Strip naked and get|on the probulator.
{7541}{7588}[FRY GASPS AT SHOCK]
{7594}{7631}[PRINTER HUMS]
{7654}{7739}Interesting. Your DNA test|shows one living relative.
{7744}{7860}He's your great-great-great-|great-great-nephew.
{7866}{7917}Great!|What's the little guy's name?
{7923}{7969}Professor Hubert Farnsworth.
{7975}{8011}Ugh!
{8044}{8119}I'm the luckiest|guy in the whole future.
{8124}{8232}I've got a second chance, and this|time I won't be a total loser.
{8251}{8305}-What's that?|-Your career assignment.
{8335}{8408}Delivery boy? No! Not again!
{8416}{8472}-Anything else.|-Take your hands off me!
{8481}{8552}Everyone is given|the job they're best at.
{8558}{8607}-What if I refuse?|-You're fired.
{8612}{8674}-Fine.|-Out of a cannon into the sun.
{8679}{8731}I don't like being a delivery boy!
{8736}{8839}Tough. Most people don't like|their jobs, but we do them anyway.
{8844}{8930}You gotta do what you gotta do.|Hold out your hand.
{8956}{9061}I'll implant your career chip.|It'll label you a delivery boy.
{9080}{9129}Keep that away from me!
{9286}{9367}Hold still!|I don't have good depth perception.
{9525}{9601}You've got till five|to let me out of here. One--
{9644}{9697}See you in a thousand years.
{9831}{9856}Oh!
{9923}{9964}You owe me one.
{10206}{10231}Whoa!
{10426}{10472}[FLYING DOGS BARKING]
{10676}{10734}Radio City Mutant Hall.
{10739}{10768}Cool!
{10781}{10844}Cross-town express?
{10872}{10962}FRY:|Woo hoo!
{11063}{11095}[BUBBLE SOUNDS]
{11101}{11148}FRY:|Ha, ha, ha!
{11454}{11505}Tourist.
{11633}{11697}A phone booth. I can call my nephew.
{11796}{11926}Whoa! A real live robot. Or is|that a cheesy New Year's costume?
{11932}{11992}Bite my shiny metal ass.
{11999}{12086}-It doesn't look shiny.|-Shinier than yours, meat bag.
{12254}{12327}[FRY WHISTLES]
{12546}{12637}Listen, I'm in a hurry.|Let's try for a twofer.
{12724}{12769}VOICE IN BOOTH:|Please select mode of death.
{12775}{12849}"Quick and Painless"|or "Slow and Horrible. "
{12854}{12901}I'd like to place a collect call.
{12920}{12974}You have selected|Slow and Horrible.
{12979}{13024}Good choice!
{13091}{13144}Bring it on, baby!
{13259}{13336}Come on! Come on! Kill me already!
{13342}{13425}-My name's Bender.|-Help! What's happening?
{13556}{13636}You are dead. Thanks for|using Stop and Drop.
{13642}{13717}America 's favorite|suicide booth since 2008.
{13776}{13824}Lousy, stinking rip-off.
{13863}{13950}I didn't have any other plans.|Let's go get drunk!
{14063}{14129}--two, three-- Hey!
{14135}{14216}TERRY: Welcome to the world of|tomorrow!
{14221}{14249}Shut up, Terry.
{14259}{14305}This is unacceptable, Leela.
{14310}{14377}You must find Mr. Fry|and install his chip.
{14383}{14462}He doesn't want|to be a delivery boy.
{14468}{14509}I'd rather not force him.
{14515}{14580}That's your job,|like it or not.
{14586}{14671}It's my job to make you do|your job, like it or not.
{14677}{14776}Which I do! Very much!|Now get to work.
{14871}{14918}Life is good.
{15066}{15152}-Why would a robot need to drink?|-I don't need to.
{15158}{15214}I can quit any time I want.
{15219}{15244}[BENDER BELCHES]
{15255}{15355}So they made you a delivery boy?|That's as bad as my job.
{15360}{15419}-What do you do?|-I'm a bender.
{15424}{15489}I'm programmed to bend girders.
{15494}{15597}-You any good at it?|-You kidding? I was a star.
{15603}{15706}I could bend a girder to any angle.|30 degrees, 32.
{15711}{15788}You name it. 31 . . . .
{15793}{15886}But I couldn't go on once|I found out what they were for.
{15891}{15942}-What?|-Suicide booths.
{15982}{16042}Fry, it was a pleasure|meeting you.
{16048}{16139}-I'm gonna kill myself.|-Wait! You're my only friend.
{16160}{16272}-You really want a robot for a friend?|-Ever since I was six.
{16285}{16384}Okay, but I don't want people|thinking we're robosexuals.
{16390}{16469}So if anyone asks,|you're my debugger.
{16495}{16549}Oh, no. It's the cyclops.
{16569}{16644}-Don't look! Don't look!|-I'm not looking.
{16792}{16922}-Officer 1 B-Dl, requesting backup.|-We'll be there in five minutes.
{16940}{16995}[BENDER PANTS]
{17001}{17090}We can hide in here!|It's free on Tuesdays!
{17231}{17316}Welcome to the Head Museum.|I'm Leonard Nimoy.
{17322}{17352}Spock?!
{17358}{17399}Do the thing.
{17421}{17498}-I don't do that anymore.|-This is unbelievable!
{17503}{17542}What do you do all day?
{17547}{17615}We share our wisdom|with those who seek it.
{17620}{17666}It's a life of quiet dignity.
{17672}{17707}Feeding time!
{18160}{18237}I'm sorry, but I have to install|your chip.
{18245}{18293}Why do it if you're sorry?
{18298}{18374}It's my job.|You gotta do what you gotta do.
{18425}{18463}PRESIDENT HEADS:|Whoa!
{18468}{18499}Watch it!
{18554}{18641}That's it. You just made my list!
{18691}{18736}Down boy! Bad president!
{18742}{18814}All right, buddy.|Step away from the head.
{18869}{18944}I'm gonna get 24th-century|on his ass.
{19037}{19123}Please, officers!|There's no need to use force.
{19128}{19184}Let us handle this, weirdy.
{19242}{19328}Come on. He's just|a poor kid from the Stupid Ages.
{19334}{19462}-Keep your big nose out, Eyeball.|-No one makes fun of my nose.
{19487}{19521}LEELA:|Yee-ah!
{19723}{19804}-Damn.|-You guys were totally out of control.
{19809}{19864}That's our job. We're peace officers.
{19869}{19966}You know the law.|"You gotta do what you gotta do. "
{20079}{20128}Oh! We're trapped!
{20185}{20299}Wait! You're a bender, right?|We can get out if you bend the bars.
{20305}{20404}Dream on, skin-tube! I'm programmed|to bend for constructive purposes.
{20409}{20501}-Do I look like a de-bender?|-Who cares about your program?
{20506}{20575}If programmed, would you|jump off a bridge?
{20580}{20634}I'll have to check my program.
{20643}{20667}Yep!
{20673}{20734}LEELA: Open up!|-Come on, Bender.
{20739}{20791}Make your own decisions.
{20797}{20871}It separates people and robots|from animals. . .
{20877}{20964}-. . .and animal-robots.|-You're full of crap, Fry!
{20969}{21026}[ELECTRICITY BUZZING]
{21035}{21100}You make a persuasive argument, Fry.
{21125}{21186}[BENDER GRUNTS]
{21192}{21219}[KNOCKING AT DOOR]
{21224}{21276}Come on, Bender! You can do it!
{21281}{21389}Can't. I can't do it!
{21405}{21430}Yes!
{21454}{21554}You were right. From now on,|I'm going to bend what I want. . .
{21559}{21608}. . .when I want, who I want.
{21614}{21699}I'm unstoppable!
{21900}{21959}I don't know how you did that.
{22111}{22167}-Wait!|-No thanks!
{22269}{22381}Looks like one of us|will have to bend this grate. Aw!
{22623}{22699}Good Lord! What is this?
{22705}{22795}It's the decaying ruins|of old New York.
{22801}{22839}Welcome home, pal.
{22886}{22999}It's my old neighborhood.|Man, this brings back memories.
{23004}{23039}Keep them to yourself.
{23073}{23170}This is where I brought|my girlfriend on our first date.
{23386}{23503}My God! She's gone. Everyone I|ever knew or cared about is gone.
{23508}{23548}There's someone you know.
{23589}{23681}Can't you leave me alone?|I'm miserable enough already.
{23689}{23800}I know it's not much consolation,|but I understand how you feel.
{23805}{23906}-You don't. I've no home, no family.|-No friends.
{23912}{23953}My whole world is gone.
{23958}{24046}You can't understand what|it feels like to be so alone.
{24056}{24170}I understand. I'm the only|one-eyed alien on this whole planet.
{24176}{24293}My parents abandoned me. I don't|even know what galaxy they were from.
{24298}{24374}I know how it feels to be alone.
{24433}{24542}Leela, I don't understand this world,|but you obviously do.
{24548}{24581}So I give up.
{24587}{24690}If you really think I should be|a delivery boy, I'll do it.
{24856}{24877}Your chip!
{24901}{24950}-What are you doing?|-Quitting.
{24956}{25032}-Why?|-Because I've always wanted to.
{25038}{25101}I never realized it until|I met you.
{25220}{25274}What is the matter with you?
{25279}{25366}-I wanted to be part of the moment.|-He stole my ring!
{25372}{25409}Sorry.
{25416}{25500}Well, that solves the mystery|of the missing ring.
{25506}{25559}This calls for a drink.
{25590}{25689}I don't want to spoil it,|but we're all job-deserters now.
{25694}{25784}-Unemployed and nowhere to go.|-Correction: Unemployed. . .
{25789}{25861}. . .but we have an old relative|to mooch off of.
{25867}{25939}[SNORES]
{25944}{25985}Hi, I'm Dick Clark's head.
{25991}{26119}Welcome to a special year 3000|edition of New Year's Rockin' Eve!
{26163}{26201}[DOORBELL RINGS]
{26255}{26328}-Who are you?|-I'm your dear old Uncle Fry.
{26334}{26419}-I don't have an Uncle Fry.|-You do now!
{26503}{26633}By God, I am your nephew!|This is absolutely incredible!
{26642}{26716}-Can we have some money?|-Oh, my, no.
{26740}{26797}Let me show you around.
{26809}{26884}That's my lab table|and this is my work stool.
{26890}{26949}That's my intergalactic spaceship.
{26955}{27059}And here's where I keep|assorted lengths of wire.
{27081}{27174}-A real live spaceship!|-I designed it myself.
{27180}{27265}Let me show you the different|lengths of wire I used.
{27270}{27295}[KNOCK AT THE DOOR]
{27300}{27383}POLICE: Attention, job-deserters!|Exit with your hands up!
{27388}{27479}-We have you partially surrounded!|-No!
{27516}{27554}Get those bums.
{27567}{27642}-We're boned.|-Can't we get away in the ship?
{27647}{27724}I suppose it is technically possible.
{27729}{27789}Though I am already in my pajamas.
{27925}{27958}I'll get us out.
{28116}{28181}-Can anyone drive stick?|-I can.
{28186}{28256}As long as I don't have to|parallel park.
{28436}{28530}If they try to take off,|give them an assful of laser.
{28603}{28640}Prepare for liftoff!
{28645}{28689}-Ten.|-Nine!
{28730}{28751}Seven!
{28793}{28818}Five!
{28823}{28845}Four.
{28851}{28902}-Three.|-Two.
{28908}{28949}-One!|-Blastoff!
{29156}{29208}Fire! Fire!
{29274}{29331}Can't see nothing. Pretty, though.
{29605}{29684}I guess without jobs|we'll be fugitives forever.
{29689}{29724}Not necessarily.
{29729}{29849}Are you, by any chance, interested|in becoming my new spaceship crew?
{29854}{29921}New crew?|What happened to the old crew?
{29926}{29996}Those poor sons of--|That's not important.
{30002}{30061}What's important is|I need a crew.
{30067}{30134}-Anyone interested?|-Yes! Yes!
{30139}{30189}It's what I've always wanted!
{30195}{30299}Thanks for the offer, but we don't|have the proper career chips.
{30304}{30337}That's not a problem.
{30343}{30444}As luck would have it, I saved|the chips from my previous crew.
{30520}{30550}Awesome!
{30556}{30658}Are we gonna fight space monsters|and teach alien women to love?
{30663}{30752}If by that you mean|transporting cargo, yes.
{30758}{30837}It's a business I started|to fund my research.
{30842}{30891}Cool! What's my job gonna be?
{30896}{31026}You'd be responsible for ensuring that|the cargo reaches its destination.
{31040}{31150}-So I'll be a delivery boy?|-Exactly!
{31173}{31271}All right!|I'm a delivery boy!
{32283}{32308}Subtitles by|SDI Media Group
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