{104}{190}As new employees, give|your opinion on our commercial.
{195}{253}I've paid to air it during Super Bowl.
{259}{325}-Wow.|-Not on the same channel, of course.
{380}{463}ANNOUNCER:|lnterplanetary delivery's a headache.
{468}{518}Evans, where's the package|from Earth?
{523}{543}Uh. . . .
{601}{648}I'm not Evans!
{653}{718}He should have used Planet Express!
{740}{826}ANNOUNCER: When companies aren 't|brave or foolhardy...
{831}{923}ANNOUNCER: ... trust Planet Express|for reliable delivery.
{979}{1050}Your package,|Mr. Horrible Gelatinous Blob.
{1055}{1153}Good work, Evans.|You've got a future around here.
{1221}{1256}Thank you, sir.
{1261}{1383}ANNOUNCER: Our crew's replaceable.|Your package isn 't.
{1406}{1526}-Are there really giant birds?|-No, that was all special effects.
{1531}{1629}Now let's have breakfast.|I hope everyone likes eggs.
{1676}{1703}[BIRD CRIES]
{1708}{1782}[FARNSWORTH SCREAMS]
{1914}{1968}Episode Two: The Series Has Landed
{2681}{2737}I can't get used to|the 31 st century.
{2742}{2861}Caffeinated bacon. Baconated|grapefruit. Admiral Crunch?
{2866}{2940}If you don't like that,|try Archduke Chocula.
{2961}{3044}Ah, Hermes!|Crew, meet Hermes Conrad.
{3049}{3134}He manages my delivery business,|pays the bills. . .
{3139}{3194}. . .notifies next of kin,|what have you.
{3199}{3298}Someone dropped off this package.|Which of you is the captain?
{3304}{3379}Oh, my. I haven't picked|a new captain yet.
{3385}{3440}It's always so hard to choose.
{3452}{3494}Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh!
{3520}{3551}[BENDER BURPS]
{3594}{3631}-You!|-Oh!
{3654}{3719}This is just a standard|legal release. . .
{3724}{3827}. . .protecting Planet Express from|lawsuits in event of the unforseen.
{3834}{3871}"Death by airlock failure. "
{3877}{3924}"Death by brain parasite. "
{3930}{3995}-"By sonic diarrhea. "|-You don't want that.
{4000}{4053}I don't know about|previous captains. . .
{4058}{4135}. . .but I intend to do|as little dying as possible.
{4167}{4195}Sign the paper.
{4204}{4320}Now, Fry, before you go into space,|you'll need to see our staff doctor.
{4326}{4416}I should warn you, though.|He's a little unusual.
{4422}{4478}He wears sandals.
{4560}{4675}Dr. Zoidberg, this is Fry, the new|delivery boy. He needs a physical.
{4680}{4738}Excellent. Excellent.
{4743}{4775}[MAKES SLURPING NOISE]
{4780}{4833}You'll be fine.
{4882}{4955}Open your mouth and let's|look at that brain.
{4960}{5003}No, no, not that mouth.
{5009}{5045}I only have one.
{5050}{5088}Really?
{5094}{5213}-Is there a human doctor around?|-Young lady, I'm an expert on humans.
{5218}{5274}Pick a mouth, open it and say--
{5280}{5308}[BUZZES]
{5313}{5333}Uh. . . .
{5338}{5364}[BUZZES]
{5369}{5459}What?! My mother was a saint!|Get out!
{5464}{5522}[BENDER GROANS]
{5643}{5692}Lord, Bender, you're filthy.
{5697}{5763}Like you don't have crap in your neck.
{5769}{5859}Amy, give his body a going-over|with the cleaning pick.
{5865}{5932}Okay. Does it hurt|when I go like this?
{5937}{5961}Ow!
{5967}{5995}A little.
{6000}{6086}The doctor says I'm healthy.|Can I go into space now?
{6092}{6164}As soon as we finish cleaning Bender.
{6169}{6278}This is our intern, Amy Wong.|She's an engineering student of mine.
{6284}{6371}I like having her around.|She's the same blood type as me.
{6376}{6477}Hey, you're the unfrozen guy from|the 20th century, right?
{6482}{6519}Last time I checked.
{6524}{6593}Hang on. Amy Wong?|Of the Mars Wongs?
{6599}{6670}Look, we're not as rich|as everybody says.
{6676}{6753}-What's your sorority?|-Kappa Kappa Wong.
{6759}{6810}Hey, rich girl, look over here!
{6815}{6878}It's me, Bender.|I'm being entertaining.
{6884}{6979}La-la-la, look at my head!|It's all painted, look at my head!
{6985}{7049}I got a big old head, and hey, ho!
{7054}{7104}Show's over, I'm tired.
{7109}{7195}Ah, to be young again|and also a robot.
{7200}{7276}I recall you youngsters|have a package to deliver.
{7282}{7368}Finally! Come on, Bender.|Let's mosey.
{7431}{7474}Nice catch, idiot.
{7600}{7673}-Where are we going?|-Nowhere special. The moon.
{7678}{7786}The moon? The moon moon?|Wow! I'll be a famous hero.
{7791}{7876}Like Neil Armstrong and other|guys no one's heard of!
{7881}{7953}I love stuff like the moon.|Can I come?
{7961}{8091}Well, I guess so. Be careful. I'd|like to hold off any major screwups. . .
{8096}{8143}. . .until at least my second day.
{8149}{8255}Nothing will go wrong. If something|goes wrong, bring back the blood.
{8450}{8531}-Can I do the countdown?|-Sure. Knock yourself out.
{8536}{8609}-1 0, 9--|-Okay, we're here.
{8614}{8678}8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 , blastoff.
{8889}{8987}-Hurry! I want to see the moon!|-Relax, it's open till 9.
{8992}{9065}That's one small step for Fry--
{9070}{9133}And one giant line for admission.
{9225}{9268}Can I have cuts?
{9315}{9335}No.
{9418}{9512}You won't believe it. There's|an amusement park on the moon!
{9517}{9583}It's the happiest place|orbiting Earth.
{9589}{9666}-Let's go already.|-We have a crate to deliver.
{9671}{9731}Let's dump it|and say we delivered it.
{9737}{9820}Too much work. Let's burn it|and say we dumped it.
{9825}{9936}-If everyone's finished being stupid--|-I had more, but you go ahead.
{9941}{10019}We'll deliver that crate|like professionals.
{10024}{10072}I've never been to the moon.
{10084}{10174}All right, we'll deliver that|crate like professionals. . .
{10179}{10234}. . .then we'll ride the bumper cars.
{10288}{10411}Amy, help Fry hoist the crate, then|lock up when you're done. Be careful.
{10426}{10549}Aye, aye, captain. I mean, Only One|Eye. I mean, yes, sir. Ma'am.
{10563}{10599}-Clear?|-Clear.
{10604}{10646}-Ready to hoist?|-Ready.
{10684}{10718}Ow!
{10892}{10940}My first space delivery.
{10947}{11020}Greetings, Moon Man.|We come in peace.
{11025}{11077}I am Fry, from the planet Earth.
{11082}{11180}Wise guy. If I wasn't so lazy,|I'd punch you in the stomach.
{11188}{11271}-But you are lazy, right?|-Oh, don't get me started.
{11405}{11526}[BAND PLAYS]
{11589}{11691}Hi! I'm Crater Face!|Welcome to Luna Park!
{11697}{11756}I'll have to confiscate|your alcohol.
{11761}{11838}Better mascots than you have tried.
{11907}{11977}I still have my self-respect.
{11982}{12044}[LAUGHS]
{12059}{12142}[CRIES]
{12254}{12300}Who buys this trash?
{12305}{12369}Idiots who need gifts|for other idiots.
{12374}{12433}I got you guys refrigerator magnets!
{12482}{12551}Get it off! Get it off!|Get it-- Uh-oh!
{12569}{12664}How many roads must a man walk down
{12670}{12707}Before you....
{12713}{12795}[BARKS]
{12806}{12828}[PANTS]
{12834}{12940}Keep those things off of me.|Magnets screw up my inhibition unit.
{12945}{13023}So you flip out and act like|a crazy folk singer?
{13029}{13152}Yes. I guess a robot would have to|be crazy to want to be a folk singer.
{13226}{13317}We're whalers on the moon|We carry a harpoon
{13322}{13432}There ain 't no whales so we tell|tall tales and sing a whaling tune
{13437}{13483}Bender! Bender! Over here!
{13489}{13576}Oh, jeez. I went to high school|with that guy.
{13581}{13678}ANNOUNCER: Monsanto presents|"The Goophy Gopher Revue!"
{13692}{13778}Why does moon rock taste better|than Earth rock?
{13783}{13873}Because it's a little meatier.
{13963}{13988}This is weak.
{14002}{14084}Address all complaints|to the Monsanto Corporation.
{14143}{14168}What's wrong?
{14173}{14272}I don't know. This place is great,|but it's so artificial.
{14277}{14388}The gravity, the air, the gophers.|You might as well stay on Earth.
{14397}{14443}That's what I came to see!
{14465}{14551}I want to jump like an astronaut.|Screw this phony stuff.
{14556}{14636}But the phony stuff is fun.|It's boring out there.
{14641}{14712}You're the kind of guy|who visits Jerusalem. . .
{14717}{14764}. . .and doesn't see the Sexeteria.
{14769}{14835}Maybe I'll take Fry|on the lunar rover ride.
{14865}{14929}You wear a spacesuit|and drive around.
{14934}{14983}It's educational, so no line.
{14989}{15069}I don't care how educational it is.|Let's do it!
{15074}{15140}Next year in Jerusalem!
{15198}{15275}Finally. Get ready for|some serious moon action.
{15344}{15441}ANNOUNCER: The story of lunar|exploration started with one man:
{15446}{15493}ANNOUNCER:|A man with a dream.
{15498}{15544}One of these days, Alice!
{15549}{15651}Bang! Zoom! Straight to the moon!
{15663}{15756}Wow! I never realized|the first astronauts were so fat.
{15762}{15823}That's no astronaut.|It's a TV comedian.
{15829}{15917}He used space travel as|a metaphor for beating his wife.
{16053}{16153}Wow! I could swear I was really|playing Virtual Skeeball!
{16158}{16247}Look, it's that crate we were|gonna throw in the sewer.
{16325}{16423}The keys to the ship!|They must have fallen into the crate.
{16428}{16532}-Leela's gonna kill me.|-No, she'll probably make me do it.
{16537}{16593}Could you get those keys out for me?
{16599}{16668}What do I look like,|a guy who's not lazy?
{16880}{16937}[CURSES IN CHINESE]
{16949}{17059}ANNOUNCER: No one knows where, when|or how man first landed on the moon.
{17064}{17135}-I do.|-But our fun-gineers think...
{17140}{17210}...it might've happened|something like this:
{17216}{17320}We're whalers on the moon|We carry a harpoon
{17325}{17426}There ain 't no whales so we tell|tall tales and sing a whaling tune
{17431}{17486}That's not how it happened.
{17491}{17552}I don't see you with|a fun-gineering degree.
{17557}{17638}This is stupid. I'll take|this out to the real moon.
{17644}{17750}This is my first mission,|and I won't let us get in any trouble.
{17756}{17821}-Besides, the car's on a track.|-Not for long.
{17957}{18012}I died doing what I loved.
{18031}{18113}Okay, you're on the surface.|I'll give you 1 0 minutes.
{18119}{18213}You'll get bored, turn around|and apologize for being a jerk.
{18219}{18258}-Agreed.|-Agreed.
{18267}{18330}Yee-haw! Whoo!
{18339}{18381}Yeah! Crank up the radio!
{18391}{18434}We're whalers on the--
{18577}{18636}Time's up. Make a U-turn|at the next crater.
{18641}{18716}How about we look for|the original moon landing site?
{18722}{18742}That's crazy.
{18747}{18838}-It's been lost for centuries.|-Well, I'm feeling lucky.
{18859}{18942}Ooh! Ow! Ooh! Ooh! Ow! Ooh!
{18974}{18994}Uh. . . .
{18999}{19063}I'm ready to go back now.
{19089}{19159}We're gonna die!|It's every man for himself!
{19164}{19189}Help me, Leela!
{19463}{19508}You did it. We're safe.
{19519}{19575}No. Now we're gonna die.
{19591}{19643}It's every man for himself!
{19724}{19744}[SIGHS]
{19749}{19853}-I won this from a tourist's pocket.|-Shut up! You're distracting me!
{19859}{19918}Come on, it's just like making love.
{19923}{20033}You know, left, down, rotate 62|degrees, engage rotor.
{20039}{20082}I know how to make love.
{20111}{20136}Oh!
{20141}{20175}Here, let me do it.
{20256}{20299}Uh. . . . Ee. . . .
{20304}{20363}Lousy arm. Must be rigged.
{20392}{20498}That's her, officers! That's the|woman who programmed me for evil!
{20628}{20728}Yeah, well, I'm gonna go build|my own theme park. . .
{20733}{20783}. . .with blackjack and hookers.
{20788}{20853}In fact, forget the park.
{20927}{20964}[FRY PANTS]
{20969}{21053}I'm sorry, Leela.|I can't go on any further.
{21058}{21123}Just leave me in that barn over there.
{21169}{21218}[PANTING]
{21238}{21289}[SIGHING]
{21294}{21319}Thank God!
{21355}{21449}-Trespassers, eh?|-No, we're amusement park patrons.
{21454}{21503}That's a wicked, sinful place.
{21508}{21597}Tilt-A-Whirl's okay,|but the rest is mighty wicked.
{21602}{21673}We're out of oxygen.|Can we borrow some?
{21678}{21790}Borrow? Looky here, city girl.|Oxygen don't grow on trees.
{21795}{21870}You'll earn it doing chores|on my hydroponic farm.
{21876}{21947}You can go back to your|theme park at sunup.
{21952}{22006}We could do chores for a few hours.
{22012}{22069}Night lasts two weeks on the moon.
{22074}{22150}Yep. Drops down to minus 1 73.
{22155}{22198}Fahrenheit or Celsius?
{22204}{22242}First one, then the other.
{22247}{22338}Them spacesuits ain't heated.|You're going nowhere till sunrise.
{22343}{22377}Sleep in the barn.
{22382}{22510}Just don't be a-touching my three|beautiful robot daughters, you hear?
{22515}{22552}Robot daughters?
{22557}{22626}-This here is Lulabelle Seven.|-Yoo-hoo!
{22632}{22716}-Daisy Mae 1 28K.|-Yoo-hoo!
{22722}{22778}And the Crush-A-Nator!
{22807}{22849}Yoo-hoo.
{22854}{22887}Whoo.
{22899}{22966}LEELA: I said to turn around|and go back to the park.
{22971}{23066}But the park was too phony.|We had to see the real moon.
{23071}{23128}It was great!|We saw craters and rocks.
{23133}{23231}That incredible rock that looked|like a crater, and these fellas.
{23281}{23389}Face it. The moon's a dump.|A boring, dried-up wasteland.
{23395}{23493}The only reason people come|is for the tacky amusement park.
{23498}{23564}-Can't you accept that?|-I guess I can't.
{23569}{23593}[GUNSHOT]
{23629}{23700}I'll learn you|to sleep with my robot daughters!
{23744}{23831}-He'll never find me in here!|-Bender?
{23836}{23917}You didn't touch|the Crush-A-Nator, did you?
{23922}{24018}Of course not. A lady that fine,|you gotta romance first.
{24026}{24052}[SCREAMS]
{24310}{24373}No, you don't!|Come here, Crush-A-Nator!
{24378}{24433}Yes, Pa.
{24839}{24923}-It's too low!|-Hang on. Hang on. Jump!
{25047}{25077}Hold on to your helmet!
{25218}{25248}[CHEERING]
{25253}{25303}-Yes!|-Oh, boy!
{25404}{25477}Goldarn it, Crush-A-Nator! Jump!
{25485}{25564}No, Pa. I love him.
{25583}{25625}Oh!
{25672}{25743}Hey, cool!|Dark side of the moon.
{25763}{25803}Nightfall's coming.
{25844}{25938}-Hurry, before we freeze!|-What do you mean "we," mammal?
{26126}{26193}Oh, dear. I really ought|to do something.
{26198}{26278}But I am already in my pajamas.
{26399}{26454}We can't outrun it forever.
{26459}{26554}Over there! Look!|It's the moon landing site!
{26560}{26598}We found it!
{26724}{26768}Quick, get in.
{26798}{26906}It's that flag from MTV!|And Neil Armstrong's footprint!
{26948}{27056}My foot's bigger. Isn't this|the greatest thing you've ever seen?
{27061}{27198}Look around. A crummy plastic flag|and a dead man's tracks in the dust.
{27292}{27358}LEELA:|Now get in here before you freeze.
{27574}{27649}Oh, no room for Bender, huh? Fine.
{27654}{27769}I'll build my own lunar lander,|with blackjack and hookers.
{27774}{27853}In fact, forget the lunar lander|and the blackjack.
{27858}{27903}Screw the whole thing.
{27909}{28004}If the oxygen holds out, we might|live long enough to starve to death.
{28009}{28097}I'm sorry. I never should have|dragged you out here.
{28102}{28208}You shouldn't have. I still don't|get what the big attraction is.
{28216}{28236}[SIGHS]
{28241}{28283}I never told anybody this. . .
{28289}{28383}. . .but I'd look at the moon|and dream of being an astronaut.
{28389}{28459}I didn't have the grades,|nor physical endurance.
{28465}{28542}Plus, nobody liked|spending a week with me.
{28547}{28586}A week would be a little much.
{28591}{28695}The moon was this awesome, mysterious|thing hanging in the sky. . .
{28700}{28803}. . .where you'd never reach it,|no matter how much you wanted to.
{28831}{28942}You're right. Once you're actually|here, it's just a big, dull rock.
{28947}{29038}I wanted you to see it through|my eyes, the way I used to.
{29144}{29190}Fry, look.
{29217}{29340}It really is beautiful. I don't|know why I never noticed before.
{29437}{29542}[PANTS]
{29561}{29636}You had to come back|for the Crush-A-Nator.
{29641}{29683}Well, I got you this time.
{29907}{29959}It's Amy! We're saved!
{29968}{30052}Where did she learn to operate|the controls like that?
{30257}{30284}Not the magnet!
{30290}{30387}No! No! No!|Uh-oh.
{30402}{30440}[CHEERS]
{30458}{30581}She'll be coming around the mountain|when she comes
{30592}{30619}I'll kill you, Amy!
{30629}{30715}She'll be coming around the mountain|She'll be coming around the mountain
{30833}{30873}Dang it!
{30908}{30964}[GASPS]
{31028}{31105}She'll be riding six white horses|When she comes
{31110}{31193}She'll be riding six white horses|When she comes
{31198}{31223}I'm pretty good.
{31228}{31261}She'll be riding....
{31267}{31378}So, was the real moon anything like|the moon you used to dream about?
{31384}{31433}Well, close enough.
{32080}{32153}One more time!
{32257}{32282}Subtitles by|SDI Media Group
{32286}{32311}[ENGLISH SDH]