{172}{239}I, Roommate
{877}{905}[SNORES]
{937}{966}[ALARM RINGS]
{983}{1021}Hey!
{1097}{1204}If you're going to live in the|office, at least be on time for work.
{1210}{1311}I'm sorry. I was up really late|poking through people's desks.
{1370}{1480}All right, I will now outline|today's 1 2-point agenda.
{1486}{1557}We'll begin with point one,|then race forward--
{1692}{1748}Concerning our pest problem. . .
{1756}{1842}. . .somebody's leaving food|around, attracting owls.
{1848}{1956}And l, for one, am getting tired|of cleaning those owl traps.
{1989}{2019}Now. . .
{2045}{2165}. . .as this shocking graph shows, our|water consumption tripled last month.
{2177}{2231}I noticed Fry's been here a month. . .
{2237}{2327}. . .so I'll appoint him to|find who's responsible.
{2333}{2361}Fry?
{2371}{2397}[HUMS]
{2473}{2586}Am I cracking up, or is Fry's living|here getting in the way of bus--?
{2727}{2813}You're getting a huge|dose of radiation.
{2820}{2871}And great lift.
{2877}{2952}Know how long it'll take|to recalibrate these?
{2960}{3056}When you look this good,|you don't have to know anything.
{3072}{3122}We need to talk about Fry.
{3128}{3209}That's right! We want money!|What's this about Fry?
{3215}{3295}He's nice, but it's time|he got his own place.
{3302}{3421}Fuff! He's not causing trouble. Now|if you don't mind, I'm rather busy.
{3427}{3511}I seem to have mislaid my alien mummy.
{3520}{3611}This sarcophagus should|contain Emperor Nimballa. . .
{3616}{3699}. . .who ruled Zubin Five over|29 million years ago.
{3705}{3796}Hey, professor, great jerky.
{3830}{3933}My God, this is an outrage!|I was going to eat that mummy!
{3939}{3985}Fry has got to go!
{4063}{4130}NARRATOR:|Bachelor Chow, now with flavor.
{4135}{4176}ANNOUNCER:|And Bigfoot is down!
{4188}{4308}Sheesh, 40,000 channels and only|1 50 of them have anything good on.
{4320}{4368}ANNOUNCER: All My Circuits|brought to you by...
{4375}{4467}...Robo Fresh, designed|by a robot, for a robot.
{4547}{4662}I've been processing this for some|time, Monique. Will you marry me?
{4668}{4726}Oh, Calculon!
{4918}{4952}It fits!
{4958}{5002}-You must know I'm--|-Metric?
{5008}{5130}I've always known, but for you,|my darling, I'm willing to convert.
{5231}{5267}Must be a friend of theirs.
{5273}{5342}We've got to discuss|your living arrangements.
{5348}{5416}-We've all talked it over--|-All My Circuits !
{5422}{5461}Move over.
{5546}{5669}Sometimes in close quarters, people do|inconsiderate things not realizing it.
{5676}{5727}-I know, but I forgive you.|-No. . .
{5733}{5802}. . .by "close quarters,"|I mean this office.
{5808}{5862}-By "people," I mean you.|-Right.
{5873}{5951}-And by "inconsiderate"--|-We're trying to watch TV!
{5956}{6036}Yeah, would you kindly|shut your noise hole?
{6073}{6138}-Who's the weird-looking guy?|-He's a human.
{6144}{6207}-What's he do?|-Usually human stuff.
{6213}{6304}-He laughs, he learns, he loves.|-Boring.
{6343}{6411}Calculon, I thought|you were in a coma.
{6417}{6512}I wanted you to think that|with your soft, human brain.
{6518}{6606}FRY:|Hey, why's the TV getting smaller?
{6672}{6726}We'll bill you for the couch.
{6883}{6978}Cheer up, meat bag.|You barely touched your amoeba.
{6984}{7054}I just don't feel like eating.|You want it?
{7061}{7186}Nah, I'm watching my input. I need|lots of wholesome, nutritious alcohol.
{7222}{7306}The chemical energy keeps|my fuel cells charged.
{7313}{7402}-What are the cigars for?|-They make me look cool.
{7410}{7512}I can't believe they threw|me out. I must have been a jerk.
{7519}{7639}Yeah, but everybody's a jerk.|You, me, this jerk.
{7645}{7725}That's my philosophy.|So where are you gonna stay?
{7746}{7830}I don't know.|Do refrigerators still come in boxes?
{7842}{7936}But the rent's outrageous.|Why don't you move in with me?
{7943}{8041}Really? That would be great!|You sure I won't be imposing?
{8052}{8111}Nah, I've always wanted a pet.
{8332}{8396}-Here we are, your new home!|-Cool.
{8402}{8466}I've never seen a robot's apartment.
{8472}{8524}Come on in. I'll give you the tour.
{8833}{8926}Let's see. Where to start?|Okay, this is the TV area.
{8931}{9014}That's the breakfast nook.|Here's where you'll live. . .
{9020}{9098}. . .which is great because|it's been wasted space.
{9105}{9193}It's cramped. I don't even|have room to hang my clothes.
{9200}{9249}You've got one set of clothes. . .
{9255}{9328}. . .and you're not taking|them off while I'm here.
{9340}{9458}-Well, I'm bushed. Good night.|-Wait, Bender. Bender?
{9484}{9527}[BENDER SNORES]
{9543}{9673}Kill all humans, kill all humans.|Must kill all hu--
{9695}{9741}Bender, wake up!
{9755}{9864}I was having the most wonderful dream.|I think you were in it.
{9871}{9957}Listen, Bender,|where's your bathroom?
{9964}{9990}-Bath what?|-Bathroom.
{9997}{10027}-What room?|-Bathroom!
{10033}{10101}-What, what?|-Never mind.
{10245}{10375}Hey, sexy mama.|Want to kill all humans?
{10458}{10503}[WHISTLES]
{10568}{10610}We're cheerful this morning.
{10618}{10675}This week with Fry's been a blast.
{10687}{10817}Beneath the warm, sunny exterior beats|the cold, mechanical heart of a robot.
{10875}{10945}-What happened?|-It's Bender's apartment.
{10952}{11028}He put in carpeting.|Now, my head hits the ceiling.
{11034}{11110}Do you realize you're|standing at a weird angle?
{11119}{11164}-Now you're okay.|-Look at you.
{11170}{11240}You're a wreck.|You have to find a new place.
{11247}{11294}Is that an invitation?
{11304}{11419}Love your optimism. Seriously, you|must tell Bender you're moving out.
{11426}{11501}He might get upset.|I can't do that to him.
{11507}{11571}Hey, there's my little space heater.
{11576}{11622}[LAUGHING]
{11673}{11726}-Well, I'm moving out.|-What?
{11732}{11786}I'm sorry, but there's|not enough room.
{11792}{11922}Not enough room? My place is two|cubic meters and we only take up 1 .5.
{11938}{12005}We have room for another|two-thirds of a person!
{12017}{12086}What if I help you two|find a bigger place?
{12098}{12201}I don't know. I've got a lot of|great memories in my old place.
{12212}{12246}And now they're gone.
{12352}{12449}Sure, it ain't one of them|la-di-da aboveground places. . .
{12455}{12534}. . .but if you like dank,|hey, forget about it!
{12540}{12601}At least it's got a great view.
{12608}{12636}What the--?
{12786}{12861}Excuse me. I gotta go|change a light bulb.
{12962}{13041}Wow! Now, this is fantastic!
{13050}{13146}I'm not sure we want to pay for|a dimension we won't use.
{13390}{13439}I give up. What's the catch?
{13445}{13529}No catch, although we are|technically in New Jersey.
{13536}{13607}Not one place even remotely livable.
{13613}{13709}Oh, how awful. Did he|at least die painlessly?
{13715}{13826}To shreds, you say?|Well, how is his wife holding up?
{13831}{13915}To shreds, you say?|Very well, then.
{13921}{14046}Sad, sad, terrible, gruesome news|about my colleague, Dr. Mobootu.
{14052}{14107}Was his apartment rent-controlled?
{14246}{14301}Wow! This is beautiful!
{14306}{14367}BENDER: What's with the crap?|-It's not crap.
{14373}{14498}Dr. Mobootu collected this crap|while he explored the universe.
{14514}{14598}This place has everything but|the thing I care about, a TV.
{14605}{14701}It's got a TV, you young|what-you-call-it. Idiot.
{14751}{14837}Slow down! This place|just doesn't feel like home.
{14843}{14898}It just isn't cozy.
{15023}{15076}I can barely move.
{15087}{15118}It's perfect!
{16300}{16351}Man, it's a total sty!
{16357}{16445}For the first time in years,|I feel like I'm home.
{16452}{16516}It's gonna be fun on the bun.
{16522}{16619}You know, Fry, of all the friends|I've had, you're the first.
{16624}{16663}[DOORBELL RINGS]
{16752}{16786}-Hey, mon.|-Blub-blub.
{16828}{16943}Happy housewarming, Fry.|It's a miniature fruit-salad tree.
{17103}{17147}-Hey, Amy.|-Hey.
{17163}{17287}This is for you, Fry. Zevulon|the Great. He's teriyaki-style.
{17352}{17411}Wow, heavy-drinking crowd.
{17430}{17470}I'd better get more beer.
{17478}{17527}All My Circuits is starting.
{17536}{17607}But I need alcohol|to power up my batteries.
{17613}{17681}If Calculon's wedding|doesn't go just right. . .
{17687}{17761}. . .I'll be emotionally|and electrically drained.
{17878}{17901}Ey.
{18038}{18076}These are mighty tasty.
{18081}{18146}Thank you. I made them myself.
{18193}{18238}The wedding's about to start.
{18244}{18374}If anyone here objects to this union,|let them speak now or forever hold--
{18379}{18414}[BEEPING]
{18449}{18519}-Is he objecting or backing up?|-Both.
{18526}{18622}My half brother is correct.|I have a terrible secret.
{18628}{18671}And that secret is--
{18678}{18741}-Oh, come on!|-Fix it!
{18768}{18809}What happened to the TV?
{18816}{18866}-It went out.|-This is an outrage!
{18872}{18931}I'm gonna go yell at the manager!
{18972}{18993}All right!
{18998}{19045}Come back, Bender!|It's working.
{19050}{19141}To reiterate, my terrible secret is--
{19197}{19294}-It's out again.|-What? That's the last straw.
{19301}{19341}It's back on!
{19414}{19481}I don't mean to pry|into what you're doing. . .
{19487}{19551}. . .with the one-eyed|lady and Chinese girl. . .
{19557}{19636}. . .but everyone's having|trouble with their reception.
{19642}{19732}Get rid of what's causing it|or we're out of this dump!
{19738}{19861}Relax, sonny. This cajigger will|find the source of the interference.
{19879}{19912}[BEEPS MODERATELY]
{20038}{20064}[BEEPS QUICKLY]
{20069}{20095}[BEEPS SLOWLY]
{20137}{20168}[BEEPS MODERATELY]
{20228}{20321}-Hey, come on!|-We want our TV back!
{20338}{20369}[BEEPS QUICKLY]
{20393}{20427}There's the problem.
{20433}{20492}My God, Bender, it's your thingy!
{20499}{20541}Then get rid of it!
{20558}{20666}You people are nuts! My antenna|never interfered with my old TV.
{20673}{20728}You had cable.|This is satellite.
{20736}{20818}Your thoughts are transmitted|on the same frequency.
{20825}{20941}-They're on my cell phone too.|-Madam, I believe you're mistaken.
{20948}{21009}BENDER:|Wow, that lady's got a huge ass!
{21015}{21083}Those could be anyone's|thoughts, fat ass.
{21108}{21185}-The robot has to go!|-Yeah!
{21203}{21261}-Well, you heard the mob.|-Fine!
{21266}{21346}Let's move to that|apartment that smelled.
{21351}{21389}You liked that one.
{21395}{21490}It's tempting, but I am|already kind of settled in here.
{21497}{21627}We can live underground with mutants.|Some fire'll show them who's boss.
{21634}{21761}Is there maybe some way we could do|this with you going and me not going?
{21771}{21801}I don't understand.
{21808}{21912}You live in the closet.|You'll be as happy in your old place.
{21919}{21973}But we wouldn't be roommates.
{21981}{22049}I'll come visit.|And you can visit me here.
{22055}{22126}-No, he can't!|-Anyway, it'll work out.
{22133}{22181}This way, we'll both be happy.
{22186}{22326}Happy. Yeah, that's Bender.|Always happy.
{22393}{22458}Hey! The TV's back on!
{22463}{22531}VOICE ON TV: We are gathered to mourn|Calculon 's death...
{22537}{22616}...industrialist, private eye, friend.
{22622}{22696}CALCULON:|Mind if I give the eulogy?
{22702}{22776}WOMAN'S VOICE:|Calculon, you're alive!
{22781}{22813}[CHEERING]
{22818}{22873}BLOND-HAIRED NEIGHBOR:|Calculon's back!
{22901}{22935}FARNSWORTH:|Right. So long.
{22941}{22981}Goodbye.
{22988}{23057}Will Calculon's evil|twin ever walk again?
{23063}{23132}I don't know, Amy.|I just don't know.
{23138}{23181}Hey, thanks for coming.
{23223}{23314}How could you let that mob|kick Bender out?
{23322}{23380}Come on. Bender loves mobs.
{23387}{23469}When he's in them.|You really hurt his feelings.
{23486}{23554}Don't girl me with that|girl stuff. We're guys.
{23560}{23597}Guys don't have feelings.
{23603}{23701}-Bender's not a guy; he's a robot.|-Same thing.
{23791}{23851}It's so big and empty.
{23920}{23959}My roommate's gone.
{23965}{24059}All he left behind was an|eyelash and three skin flakes.
{24225}{24291}What's the point?
{24412}{24507}Bender? My God, you're a mess!
{24576}{24671}-Leave me alone.|-Look at that five o'clock rust.
{24676}{24730}You've been up not drinking.
{24737}{24810}Hey, what I don't do is|none of your business!
{24817}{24929}Please have a malt liquor, if not|for you, for those who love you.
{24936}{25026}I hate the people who love me,|and they hate me.
{25032}{25107}It's obvious you miss|being Fry's roommate.
{25113}{25171}There's a better way|to deal with it.
{25176}{25247}Like how?|Having my antenna removed?
{25253}{25291}Well, if that would work.
{25297}{25386}You crazy? That's Little|Bender you're talking about!
{25391}{25534}I can't cut it! You're not a robot|or a man, so you wouldn't understand.
{25540}{25577}I gotta get out of here.
{25583}{25681}Wait, look at me and promise|you won't get behind the wheel. . .
{25687}{25765}. . .without an alcoholic|beverage in your hand.
{25771}{25831}I promise nothing!
{26542}{26593}[MUMBLES]
{26661}{26695}Oh!
{26773}{26798}What up?
{26803}{26869}I can't be silent|about Bender anymore.
{26876}{26951}Silent? You've been|meddling for two weeks.
{26958}{27078}I can't just do that. Your best|friend's out there destroying himself.
{27091}{27167}I didn't think he'd miss|this apartment that much.
{27174}{27282}He doesn't. He cares about you.|And you turned your back on him.
{27293}{27423}Oh, man, I had no idea. If only I|knew where he was, I'd go talk to him.
{27441}{27496}Oh, stupid TV!
{27523}{27576}You're blind, stinking sober!
{27581}{27684}Right! I'm sober and crazy and|I don't know what I might do!
{27692}{27752}-Don't do it!|-I don't know what it is!
{27758}{27802}Oh, yeah, now I remember.
{27808}{27871}I thought I could live|alone, but I can't.
{27877}{27981}So, I'm gonna do what it takes|to be your roommate again.
{27995}{28071}-Stop!|-Cutting her head off won't help!
{28081}{28136}No, I'm gonna chop off my antenna.
{28143}{28226}Hey, yeah, that sounds good.|Can I give you a hand?
{28233}{28291}Don't help him mutilate himself!
{28298}{28384}It's a useless antenna.|He's not a ham radio.
{28391}{28521}I'm gonna do it, I'm really gonna|do it! Don't try and stop me!
{28548}{28591}Here goes!
{28601}{28638}Oh.
{28812}{28877}Hey, it worked! The static's gone!
{28883}{28961}-I hate that this came between us.|-Me too.
{28966}{29049}I'm filled with a large|number ofpowerful emotions.
{29056}{29137}You're my best friend.|Sorry I treated you badly.
{29144}{29251}Apology accepted.|After all, you're only human.
{29296}{29353}You guys could learn from them.
{29360}{29439}-She's right.|-You're my best friend, Fry.
{29445}{29542}-I'm sorry I treated you so badly.|-Apology accepted.
{29548}{29606}After all, you're only human.
{29639}{29709}Wait a minute.|You did it all backwards.
{29718}{29766}Fry's the one who should be--
{29778}{29821}Oh, never mind.
{29890}{29920}Oh.
{29933}{29981}-What's wrong?|-Nothing.
{29987}{30073}I'm just gonna have to get|used to being half a robot.
{30080}{30201}This isn't right. If we found|your antenna, could they reattach it?
{30207}{30293}Maybe, if we get it on ice right away.
{30346}{30381}Bingo!
{30412}{30461}You call that an antenna?
{30563}{30632}This time, you'll have|the human comforts.
{30638}{30740}We'll get a couple of toilets,|food cookers, maybe a puppy.
{30850}{30912}-It's good to be home.|-It sure is.
{30918}{30954}I saved your stuff.
{30968}{31041}So that's where|those skin flakes went.
{31059}{31157}-Will this tree get enough light?|-The closet has a window.
{31248}{31339}This is huge! Bender, why|don't I just live in here?
{31345}{31441}In a closet? Oh, humans.
{32268}{32293}Subtitles by|SDI Media Group
{32297}{32322}[ENGLISH SDH]