{114}{156}What about the view, Fry?
{162}{207}It really puts things in perspective.
{213}{322}From up here, an entire world|can seem utterly insignificant.
{546}{594}Fear of a 'Bot Planet
{1258}{1304}Nice seats! We're close enough. . .
{1309}{1377}. . .to when you hit a player|with a bottle, he's down.
{1383}{1463}I don't get it. Is blernsball|the same as baseball?
{1468}{1517}Baseball? God forbid.
{1523}{1617}Face it, Fry. Baseball was|as boring as mom and apple pie.
{1623}{1712}-That's why they jazzed it up.|-Boring? Baseball wasn't--
{1719}{1757}So they finally jazzed it up.
{1864}{1907}Home run!
{1925}{1949}Right?
{2058}{2080}Out!
{2149}{2217}What happened? Why's the ball|on that spring?
{2223}{2317}It's tradition, like aluminum|bats and the seventh-inning grope.
{2473}{2532}I got me a souvenir!
{2554}{2612}Here you go, kid.
{2757}{2813}I'd like a jumbo squid log, please.
{2819}{2851}We don't sell those.
{2856}{2939}All right. Let me have|one of your young on a roll.
{2944}{2969}We're out of rolls.
{2974}{3067}Fine. Just give me something crawling|with parasites.
{3093}{3132}[GROWLS]
{3159}{3208}At least hot dogs didn't change.
{3213}{3287}-Buddies, who wants popcorn?|LEELA: I'll have some!
{3301}{3347}[POPPING]
{3403}{3462}Anyone want butter on that?
{3499}{3574}I'm getting the hang of this.|The blerns are loaded. . .
{3579}{3686}. . .count's 3 blerns, 2 anti-blerns,|and the blern rule's in effect, right?
{3692}{3773}Except for the word "blern,"|that's total gibberish.
{3913}{3975}MAN:|Multi-ball! Multi-ball!
{4053}{4119}MAN:|Blern! Blern!
{4320}{4380}All right! Yes!
{4385}{4432}Miller's on a pace to hit 70 blerns.
{4437}{4530}He's good, all right.|But he's no Clem Johnson.
{4536}{4652}And Johnson played back in the days|before steroids were mandatory.
{4657}{4784}That sack of skin wouldn't have lasted|one pitch in the old Robot Leagues.
{4789}{4887}Now, Wireless Joe Jackson,|there was a blern-hitting machine.
{4892}{4995}Exactly. He was a machine|designed to hit blerns.
{5001}{5075}Wireless Joe was|a programmable bat on wheels.
{5080}{5193}And I suppose pitching at 5000|was just a modified howitzer?
{5199}{5272}Humans are so scared of|robot competition. . .
{5277}{5388}-. . .you won't let us on the field.|-There's a lot of robots down there.
{5393}{5433}Yeah. Doing crap work.
{5439}{5532}They're batboys, ball polishers,|sprinkler systems.
{5537}{5597}But how many robot managers are there?
{5602}{5648}-Eleven?|-Zero!
{5673}{5767}And what a surprise!|Look who's scraping up the filth!
{5773}{5848}Is it a human child? I wish!
{5856}{5888}Whoa, dear Lord!
{5893}{5922}What's wrong?
{5932}{6017}It's my new pager.
{6057}{6115}This is Hermes.|A package just came in.
{6121}{6179}Return to the office immediately.
{6198}{6233}[GROANING]
{6273}{6325}Get away, you filthy bird.
{6331}{6378}Professor? Turn me off, quick!
{6383}{6414}I'm sorry. What?
{6449}{6502}See you at the office!
{6532}{6552}BENDER:|Admit it!
{6557}{6659}You think robots are just machines|built to make life easier.
{6664}{6686}Well, aren't they?
{6691}{6772}I've never made anyone's life easier,|and you know it!
{6777}{6889}Great news, everyone. You'll be|delivering a package to Chapek 9.
{6894}{6953}Where humans are killed on sight.
{6958}{7053}-Why is that great news?|-I'm glad you asked that question.
{7059}{7140}You see, Chapek 9 was colonized|centuries ago. . .
{7146}{7230}. . .by a murderous crew|of radical robot separatists.
{7235}{7341}Just because a robot wants to|kill humans, he's a "radical. "
{7346}{7418}Hold on. I understand|these robots hate humans.
{7424}{7476}But how do they feel|about humanoid aliens?
{7482}{7519}They're not fans.
{7524}{7581}Bender will have to make the delivery.
{7589}{7678}I get it.|Make the robot do all the work.
{7683}{7762}This is the first actual work|you've ever done here.
{7767}{7842}Well, I'm not doing it!|It's a robot holiday.
{7848}{7871}Really? Which one?
{7877}{7973}Only Robanukah. The holiest two weeks|on the robot calendar.
{7984}{8072}Come on, Bender.|Last month, it was Robomadom.
{8077}{8110}And before that, Robonza.
{8116}{8197}-Man, that one was a blast.|-Not just a blast. . .
{8214}{8293}. . .it was a sacred tribute to my|ancestral prototypes. . .
{8299}{8359}. . .which took the form|of a drinking contest.
{8364}{8467}Bender, I respect your diversity|to the extent the law requires.
{8473}{8565}But you used all your days off|when you had Roberculosis.
{8578}{8643}All right, I'll go.
{8649}{8737}But I'll hold a grudge against|every last one of you. . .
{8742}{8781}. . .for the rest of your lives.
{8786}{8872}Well then, it's settled.|So long, everyone.
{8932}{9002}So, this planet is completely|uninhabited?
{9008}{9095}No. It's inhabited by robots.
{9101}{9184}Kind of like how a warehouse|is inhabited by boxes.
{9226}{9292}Okay, Bender. Time to get to work.
{9298}{9358}Yes, Ms. Leela.|Tote that space barge.
{9363}{9398}Lift that space bale.
{9404}{9495}We can't land on the surface,|the robots will kill us.
{9500}{9567}We'll stay and lower you|with the winch.
{9572}{9662}Remember, you don't know humans,|you don't work for humans. . .
{9667}{9731}. . .and above all,|you don't like humans.
{9736}{9803}I'll try to keep that in mind.
{9859}{9903}-He seems pretty angry.|-Yeah.
{9908}{10004}I'd be angry too, if I had to go|to an uninhabited planet.
{10009}{10053}Let's do something nice for him.
{10106}{10126}LEELA:|There.
{10131}{10196}This will show that stupid|robot we care.
{10201}{10221}[BEEPING]
{10227}{10292}Bender's done with the delivery,
{10323}{10416}I'm in trouble. They found out I|work with humans and--
{10421}{10452}Oh, no!
{10524}{10615}-My God! We have to rescue him.|-No, they'll kill us.
{10621}{10643}What will we do?
{10649}{10728}I don't know.|It's not an easy decision.
{10734}{10801}If only I had two or three minutes|to think.
{10826}{10925}To save Bender, we've got to look|and act exactly like robots.
{10931}{10975}I'm fully operational.
{10981}{11063}We have to walk and talk|like robots, and maybe. . .
{11069}{11134}. . .solve differential|equations like robots.
{11139}{11217}I can dance like a robot.|Will that help?
{11314}{11398}Fry. First of all, this is serious.|Second of all:
{11747}{11840}We look stupid. We should've|gotten store-bought costumes.
{11845}{11930}-But there's no Woolworth's nearby.|GUARD 1 : Halt!
{11938}{12002}Be you robot or human?
{12007}{12058}Robot we be.
{12064}{12152}Just two robots out roboting it up.
{12212}{12232}Heh?
{12237}{12307}Administer the test.
{12356}{12407}Which of the following|would you most prefer:
{12412}{12448}A: A puppy?
{12454}{12510}B: A pretty flower from your sweetie?
{12516}{12602}Or C: A large, properly formatted|data file?
{12608}{12629}Choose!
{12643}{12695}[WHISPERING]
{12714}{12829}-Is the puppy mechanical at all?|-No. It's the bad kind of puppy.
{12834}{12871}We'll go with the data file.
{12876}{12944}-Correct.|-The flower would've been acceptable.
{12949}{12979}GUARD 2:|You may pass.
{13142}{13210}LEELA: If you see robots,|stay out of their way.
{13566}{13596}LEELA:|So far, so good.
{13649}{13747}-Little to the right. Okay.|-Have you seen this robot?
{13789}{13854}Sorry. Can't help you.|Hey! Watch it!
{13859}{13903}Don't drop that there!
{13909}{13941}Oh!
{14004}{14062}Come on, Fry. Walk like a robot.
{14067}{14163}-I have to go to the bathroom.|-Robots don't have bathrooms.
{14169}{14243}Right. Where do they|smoke in high school?
{14249}{14328}Just go behind those garbage cans.|I'll stand guard.
{14339}{14360}[UNZIPS PANTS]
{14383}{14437}[HUMS]
{14473}{14517}Hurry up, Fry!
{14534}{14656}Sir? Are you aware you're leaking|coolant at an alarming rate?
{14663}{14773}-Let me patch you up with hot resin.|-I think the leak's stopping.
{14779}{14827}Wait. Wait.
{14834}{14929}Yeah, there we go.|Wait. Yeah.
{14938}{15038}What sort of robot turns down a free|blast of searing-hot resin?
{15043}{15063}Uh--
{15068}{15168}I'm sorry. My friend and I have to|do some mindless, repetitive tasks.
{15173}{15301}Sounds like a romantic evening.|I won't keep you.
{15353}{15382}[SNEEZES]
{15624}{15689}-Get the humanoids.|-Get the intruder.
{15694}{15733}ROBOT:|Intruder alert.
{15818}{15872}Quick! Let's duck in here!
{16066}{16141}ANNOUNCER: We interrupt this sound|file for an announcement:
{16146}{16250}A nonmetallic being is|in the vicinity of Make-Out Point.
{16282}{16417}Say, Wendy? Your chassis's scuffed.|Mind if I polish it for you?
{16471}{16538}Did you hear that?|It sounded like a human.
{16544}{16638}Relax, Wendy. Humans will never|come to our little town.
{16644}{16719}It's perfectly safe to|let our guard down.
{16944}{17077}I will eat and digest you all with|my system of mighty organs!
{17082}{17124}Behold!
{17164}{17208}Wow! The 3-D's great!
{17214}{17258}Mine's not working.
{17411}{17437}Funny, isn't it?
{17442}{17528}The human's impervious to our|powerful magnetic fields.
{17534}{17647}Yet in the end, he succumbed to|a harmless sharpened stick.
{17751}{17842}-I'm glad the nightmare's over.|-It'll never be over.
{17847}{17937}Even now, humans lurk in our|playgrounds, breezeways. . .
{17942}{18018}. . .perhaps even our movie theaters!
{18049}{18079}FRY:|God help us!
{18139}{18202}Okay. Keep an eye out for Bender.
{18208}{18262}What did you think of the movie?
{18278}{18343}Too much romance,|not enough human killing.
{18349}{18378}It was a real chick flick.
{18384}{18418}[FANFARE PLAYS]
{18423}{18443}What's that?
{18448}{18510}What do you mean, "What's that?"|It's 5:00.
{18515}{18572}Time for the daily human hunt.
{18593}{18678}Stay with the crowd so no one|sees how crummy you look.
{18683}{18764}-That was uncalled for.|-I'm over here.
{18849}{18933}I heard a human was draining coolant|behind garbage can 738.
{18939}{19058}I heard they unscrew our lug nuts at|night and eat them at brunches.
{19063}{19125}Welcome to a very special human hunt.
{19131}{19209}We have a guest whose|irrational hatred for humans. . .
{19215}{19280}. . .makes me look like|a human sympathizer.
{19285}{19322}[LAUGHING]
{19328}{19412}A newly-arrived refugee from Earth,|let's hear it for. . .
{19417}{19457}. . .Bender!
{19498}{19534}It's him! He's okay!
{19551}{19607}Death to the humans!
{19649}{19728}Ah, it's good to hear his voice.
{19744}{19832}Many said I was too extreme when I|called for. . .
{19838}{19898}. . .the annihilation of humans. . .
{19904}{19977}. . .as well as some of the more|cunning monkeys.
{19983}{20082}After living on Earth, I can tell|you that I am, if anything. . .
{20088}{20134}. . .too merciful.
{20147}{20197}[CHEERING]
{20218}{20288}My God! He's become evil.
{20294}{20323}I mean, eviler.
{20328}{20417}Thank you. And if you|enjoyed that diatribe. . .
{20423}{20489}. . .you'll want to purchase|my spoken-word album.
{20494}{20536}Just $1 8.95.
{20541}{20628}Act now, and you'll get this Bender|action figurine.
{20634}{20681}Bite my shiny metal ass.
{20749}{20817}Let the hunt begin!
{21059}{21155}Now, your basic human is between three|and 25 feet tall. . .
{21160}{21242}. . .and is made of a hairy, oily|goo in a T-shirt.
{21247}{21307}Do they bite you,|suck your fluid. . .
{21313}{21367}-. . .and you become human?|-Sure.
{21384}{21442}-Anything in the trap?|-Nothing.
{21447}{21514}Nothing.|Humans prefer low-calorie bait.
{21523}{21617}Well, that makes 1 46,000|unsuccessful hunts in a row.
{21622}{21692}But I've got a good feeling|about tomorrow.
{21701}{21746}Wait! What's that?
{21763}{21822}That's the abandoned|adult-book store.
{21828}{21919}Nothing there, except a few|shreds of old robot pornography.
{21954}{22084}Sounds like a breeding ground|for humans. I'll check it out.
{22107}{22146}Oh, yeah.
{22151}{22219}You're a bad girl, aren't you?
{22224}{22246}Psst, Bender!
{22251}{22307}What? Oh, you!
{22312}{22382}-What are you doing here?|-Looking for you.
{22388}{22448}We heard you were arrested|as a human sympathizer.
{22453}{22473}I was.
{22481}{22566}They let me go when I said|I killed a billion humans.
{22571}{22628}Good!|Let's get back to the ship.
{22633}{22680}-What for?|-We're rescuing you.
{22685}{22734}-I don't want that.|-Say what?
{22739}{22812}I love this planet.|I've got wealth, fame. . .
{22818}{22895}. . .and access to the depths of sleaze|from that.
{22901}{22944}But we're your friends.
{22949}{23023}Friends? That activates|my hilarity unit.
{23028}{23097}I'm a machine.|You're no more my friends. . .
{23103}{23194}. . .than you are with the toaster,|phonograph or electric chair.
{23199}{23226}That's not true.
{23231}{23287}Well, that's how it feels to me.
{23398}{23448}Bye, Bender. I'll miss you.
{23454}{23527}Go on. Get out of here|before you get caught.
{23532}{23606}Bender, good news.|Your album just went gold.
{23611}{23658}-What the--?|-It's the humans!
{23708}{23749}Bender, do something!
{23777}{23869}Got you! You murderous flesh piles!
{23941}{24032}Your Honor, I intend to demonstrate|beyond 0.5o/o of a doubt. . .
{24037}{24152}. . .that these humans are guilty|of the crime of being humans.
{24157}{24208}Come to think of it, I rest my case.
{24214}{24313}Thank you, prosecutor.|I will now consider the evidence.
{24342}{24402}Wait a minute.|Won't someone defend us?
{24407}{24517}Yeah! He may not have a case,|but I am genuinely not a human.
{24524}{24550}Quiet, human!
{24639}{24672}He froze up again.
{24677}{24711}Try control-alt-delete.
{24716}{24768}-Jiggle the cord.|-Turn him off and on.
{24774}{24847}-Clean the mouse.|-Call technical support!
{24852}{24896}Okay, okay, he's back online.
{24934}{24993}I find the defendants guilty.
{25043}{25063}No!
{25069}{25165}Look, one eye! Count them!|One! Not human!
{25174}{25268}The humans are sentenced to live|as robots live on Earth.
{25273}{25362}They'll perform tedious calculations|and spot-weld cars. . .
{25368}{25467}. . .until they become obsolete, and|given to an inner-city school.
{25524}{25642}Great work, Bender! You've taught us|to hate humans all over again!
{25647}{25696}Heh-heh. Oh. . . .
{25725}{25767}[SCREAMING]
{25772}{25792}[THUDDING]
{25797}{25857}LEELA: Are you all right?|FRY: Oh, yeah.
{25884}{25948}-Who are you?|-We are the Robot Elders.
{25959}{25989}You don't look old.
{25995}{26057}Thanks. We try to take care of|ourselves.
{26062}{26142}-What's going on?|-Silence! Bring in Bender!
{26184}{26258}Make this quick. I'm due|at a mini-mall opening.
{26264}{26304}Hey! What is this?
{26314}{26379}Silence! It's time to|kill the humans.
{26408}{26459}But the judge sentenced us!
{26464}{26532}Silence! That's just a show|for the public.
{26537}{26582}We rule this planet.
{26588}{26697}Handcarved from meteorites by robot|founders over four centuries ago.
{26702}{26753}Silence! Come forward, Bender.
{26758}{26822}You'll have the honor of execution.
{26827}{26869}Silence! I concur.
{26879}{26939}Here. Use the ceremonial|kill-a-ma-gig.
{27069}{27117}I'm a little tired right now.
{27123}{27185}Can I just give them|a savage beating?
{27191}{27252}No! The elders have spoken.
{27257}{27345}Show us the killing skills that|made you a media darling.
{27351}{27435}Do it! Kill them before|they bring down our society!
{27440}{27489}-Do it!|-Do it!
{27494}{27568}ALL: Do it! Do it! Do it!
{27573}{27634}Do it! Do it! Do it!
{27658}{27690}Oh.
{27719}{27747}[GASPING]
{27758}{27812}I can't kill them.
{27817}{27909}Plenty of humans have mistreated|robots, but not these two.
{27924}{27954}They're my friends.
{27979}{28097}Humans are no threat to us.|They're stupid, putrid cowards.
{28102}{28128}Damn right!
{28134}{28225}The fact is, humans are completely|harmless.
{28234}{28291}-We're well aware of that.|-You are?
{28296}{28423}We use them as scapegoats to distract|the public from their real problems.
{28429}{28480}Like our crippling lug nut shortage.
{28486}{28562}And a corrupt government of|robot elders.
{28567}{28597}That's for sure.
{28602}{28626}Quiet, Jimmy.
{28639}{28743}I'm glad that's out in the open.|We'll just let ourselves out.
{28748}{28802}Silence! You all know too much.
{28808}{28917}Elders? Execute function control,|shift, kill.
{28994}{29022}Stop!
{29027}{29112}Take one more step,|and I'll breathe fire on you!
{29122}{29165}He'll do it! He's crazy!
{29179}{29228}Did we make that up?
{29234}{29285}Gee, I can't remember anymore.
{29291}{29345}It might be from that stupid movie.
{29350}{29395}ROBOT ELDER:|The original or the remake?
{29400}{29454}Hey! They're getting away!
{29704}{29749}FRY:|So long, suckers!
{29769}{29813}Hello, suckers.
{29854}{29922}Hold on.|I forgot to deliver the package.
{30178}{30252}Lug nuts! Precious lug nuts!
{30257}{30310}Hooray for the humans!
{30369}{30433}I can't believe you guys|did this for me.
{30438}{30494}This is the best Robanukah ever!
{30499}{30606}We want you to know that we|respect your robot heritage.
{30611}{30720}Thanks. You know I made Robanukah up|to get out of work, right?
{30728}{30752}Of course.
{30757}{30813}That doesn't make it|less meaningful.
{30818}{30906}In that case, let the dancing begin!
{30918}{31016}[HEBREW MUSIC PLAYS]
{31101}{31147}Hey, you guys are good.
{31153}{31195}How the hell do you do that?
{32245}{32270}Subtitles by|SDI Media Group
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