{91}{141}[SQUEAKING]
{238}{365}Ahh! I can't take it anymore!|They've been at it for hours!
{382}{435}Give it a rest, you two!
{530}{570}Sorry!
{737}{785}A Fishful of Dollars
{1285}{1319}[SNORES]
{1426}{1460}Good morning, class.
{1465}{1538}I trust you've prepared|for today's final exam.
{1544}{1643}Excuse me, I've missed a few lectures.|What subject is this?
{1654}{1711}Ancient Egyptian algebra.
{1716}{1753}What a nightmare!
{1759}{1850}Mr. Fry, are those your underpants?
{1932}{1997}Young man, it's time|you learned a lesson ...
{2003}{2068}... about Lightspeed-brand briefs.
{2074}{2181}ANNOUNCER: Lightspeed fits an active|lifestyle, whether you're working...
{2186}{2230}...or having fun.
{2253}{2349}Lightspeed. Style and comfort|for the discriminating crotch.
{2354}{2470}Oh! What a weird dream.|I'll never get back to sleep.
{2621}{2707}You say they broadcast|commercials into people's dreams?
{2712}{2760}-Of course.|-How is that possible?
{2766}{2791}FARNSWORTH:|It's very simple.
{2797}{2920}The ad gets into your brain just like|this liquid gets into this egg.
{2947}{3040}Although in reality, it's not liquid,|but gamma radiation.
{3046}{3096}That's awful! It's like brainwashing.
{3102}{3208}-Weren't there ads in your time?|-Well, sure. But not in our dreams.
{3213}{3290}Only on TV and radio,|and in magazines ...
{3296}{3385}... and movies, and at ball games|and on buses ...
{3390}{3471}... and milk cartons,|and bananas and written in the sky.
{3477}{3537}But not in dreams. No, sirree.
{3542}{3630}Quit squawking.|Nobody's forcing you to buy anything.
{3635}{3693}We all have commercials|in our dreams.
{3699}{3803}We don't run off to buy brand-name|merchandise at low, low prices.
{4174}{4246}Care to sample our fragrance|from Calvin Clone?
{4252}{4290}No, thanks.
{4295}{4322}[SPEAKS IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]
{4327}{4385}-And you, sir?|-No, thanks--
{4511}{4559}COSMETOLOGIST:|What a lovely face!
{4564}{4654}We just need to draw attention away|from the eye area.
{4682}{4723}[ZAPPING]
{4782}{4813}[GROANS]
{4854}{4885}Cool!
{4927}{4968}Can I try these on?
{4973}{5027}I can't let you open|the package.
{5033}{5100}But you can try on the demo pair.
{5135}{5189}[GRUNTS]
{5195}{5283}Ooh! Ho, ho, ho.
{5740}{5785}Hi, Bender. Great new sweater.
{5790}{5865}New?! What sweater?|I came here with it.
{5870}{5920}I don't know you people.
{6027}{6056}$30, please.
{6061}{6116}$30! I can't afford that.
{6122}{6187}Unless ...  . Do you take Visa?
{6192}{6241}Visa hasn't existed for 500 years.
{6246}{6296}-American Express?|-600 years.
{6301}{6367}-Discover card?|-Sorry, we don't take Discover.
{6379}{6454}Hey! You buying Lightspeeds?|Pretty ritzy.
{6459}{6535}No. I can't afford them.|Being poor sucks.
{6540}{6579}They advertise things nobody|can afford.
{6585}{6614}[MUSIC PLAYS]
{6619}{6660}Quiet! There's an ad coming on.
{6697}{6762}Hello, shoppers. It's me, Mom.
{6767}{6800}Who's the rocker jockey?
{6805}{6894}It's Mom, the world's most huggable|industrialist.
{6899}{7020}When my robots start to squeak|like an old screen door...
{7026}{7139}... that's when I reach for a can|of "Mom's Old Fashioned Robot Oil. "
{7144}{7170}BENDER:|Tasty.
{7175}{7265}And remember, Mom's oil is made|with 10% more love...
{7271}{7325}... than the next leading brand.
{7330}{7405}ANNOUNCER: "Mom", "Iove", and "screen|door" are trademarks of Mom Corp.
{7410}{7446}[BENDER SQUEAKS]
{7451}{7530}Sounds like you could use|a little of that oil.
{7619}{7661}-I'm boned!|-Freeze, scuzzbot!
{7666}{7775}There's obviously been|some sort of a mistake here.
{7807}{7849}I'm sure there's--
{7876}{7908}I say, I'm sure there's--
{7914}{7947}[CANS FALLING]
{7970}{8033}That is, I'm sure there's ...
{8039}{8130}... a very reasonable ...  .
{8294}{8346}Do we have enough money|to pay Bender's fine?
{8352}{8428}78, 79, 79.50 ...  .
{8434}{8490}Crud! We're 50 cents short.
{8495}{8577}I'd love to chip in,|but Bender stole my wallet.
{8597}{8628}FRY:|That's my old bank!
{8639}{8677}Maybe my account's still open.
{8817}{8927}We don't have your retina scan,|fingerprint or colonic map on file.
{8932}{9037}I did open the account over 1 000 years|ago. What about my ATM card?
{9077}{9113}Remember your PIN number?
{9118}{9233}It's the price of a pizza and soda|where I used to work, Pinucci's Pizza.
{9257}{9333}Okay. You had a balance of 93 cents.
{9338}{9361}All right!
{9366}{9462}And at 2 percent interest|over a period of 1 000 years ...
{9467}{9533}... that comes to 4.3 billion dollars.
{9559}{9641}[HYPERVENTILATES]
{9760}{9798}HERMES: To Fry!|AMY: Cheers!
{9978}{10060}I know Fry's rich, but do we|have to wear these hats?
{10065}{10135}Maybe you don't understand|just how rich he is.
{10141}{10225}In fact, I think I better|put on a monocle.
{10859}{10922}FRY: Pizza dinner on me!|GROUP: All right!
{10927}{10998}Just keep the tab|under 50 million dollars.
{11003}{11094}I haven't got all day.|What kind of pizza you guys want?
{11101}{11191}We'll have one with everything|but anchovies.
{11197}{11267}And one with my all-time favorite,|anchovies.
{11276}{11353}Invalid selection.|What are you talking about?
{11358}{11416}You know, those little headless fish.
{11421}{11505}Does not compute. Does not compute.
{11549}{11655}I'm sorry, Fry, but the anchovy has|been extinct since the 2200s.
{11660}{11728}-What?!|-Oh, my, yes. Fished to death.
{11734}{11827}About the time your people|arrived, wasn't it, Zoidberg?
{11832}{11867}I'm not on trial here.
{11874}{11978}So none of you ever had anchovies?|You don't know what you're missing.
{11987}{12068}They're salty and oily,|and they melt in your mouth--
{12073}{12155}Stop! I admit it!|My people ate them all!
{12160}{12277}We kept saying, "One more can't hurt,"|and then they were gone. We're sorry!
{12297}{12370}I wish I could show you|how great they were.
{12376}{12479}I'm rich, but I can't buy back|things I miss from the 20th century.
{12489}{12551}Maybe you're forgetting|how rich you are.
{12574}{12610}Huh? Huh?
{12710}{12731}Yeah!
{12790}{12813}Hmm?
{12820}{12846}What do you think?
{12851}{12955}I know you spent a lot of money,|but it's awfully primitive.
{12961}{13021}The floors are made of such hard wood.
{13026}{13118}Hey, get a load|of this pathetic 20th-century TV!
{13123}{13147}What's wrong?
{13152}{13275}Besides causing eye cancer, they|had a lousy, low-definition picture.
{13280}{13387}True. On this TV, I bet you couldn't|even make out my obscene tattoo.
{13415}{13447}That's cute.
{13537}{13575}-Sold!|-Yes!
{13580}{13651}I just don't get it.|Who was this Ted Danson?
{13657}{13720}Why would you pay $1 0,000|for his skeleton?
{13726}{13805}-I have an idea for a sitcom.|-Leave him alone, Leela.
{13810}{13886}So he's going wacko with|his money. It's okay.
{13892}{13995}You're just saying that because he|bought you that antique robot toy.
{14017}{14082}Yeah. It is cute.
{14126}{14194}Now our final item.|This unopened can ...
{14199}{14307}... of Angry Norwegian-brand|anchovies, circa 1 997.
{14312}{14343}Anchovies!
{14350}{14451}The last known can in existence,|guaranteed fresh and edible.
{14456}{14491}Do I hear $1 0,000?
{14504}{14560}-1 5,000!|-20!
{14566}{14650}-30. No, 40!|-50,000!
{14655}{14694}[MURMURING]
{14699}{14806}-Are you crazy? It's a can of fish.|-Don't tell me how to spend my money.
{14817}{14902}-50. Going once, twice--|WOMAN: 75,000.
{14966}{15056}Oh, my God, it's Mom!|I've never seen her in person before.
{15062}{15120}1 00,000!
{15166}{15210}You can't bid against Mom.
{15216}{15275}She's the richest|person in the world.
{15280}{15317}And she's so adorable.
{15324}{15436}Well, I suppose I could go|as high as ...  300,000!
{15441}{15503}-500!|-Oh, mercy be. A million.
{15507}{15545}-Two. Fourteen.|-Six.
{15550}{15633}I can see the nice young man|really wants those little fish.
{15638}{15692}Nevertheless, I'll bid 23 million.
{15697}{15770}One jillion dollars!
{15781}{15840}Sir, that's not a number.
{15865}{15955}In that case, 50 million.
{15976}{16071}Well, boys. Your old mother knows|when she's been beat.
{16077}{16180}You win, young man.|I tip my bonnet to you.
{16186}{16219}MAN:|Isn't she sweet?
{16224}{16272}What a class act! Sold!
{16277}{16365}To the gentleman who bought every|item in today's auction.
{16370}{16408}CROWD:|Boo!
{16526}{16620}Now for some good old|20th-century TV.
{16655}{16689}Ahh!
{16695}{16743}ANNOUNCER:|Do you remember when cookies...
{16748}{16828}...came fresh from the oven?|Petridge Farm remembers.
{16834}{16875}Oh, those were the days.
{16880}{16930}Remember when women couldn't vote...
{16936}{17006}...and certain folk weren't allowed|on golf courses?
{17011}{17055}Petridge Farm remembers.
{17060}{17083}[KNOCKING]
{17088}{17130}LEELA:|Fry, are you there?
{17181}{17257}You haven't been to work in days.|What are you doing?
{17264}{17381}Sitting right here. I picked up my|life where I left off 1 000 years ago.
{17387}{17492}Now if you'll excuse me, it's 8:00.|Time to get busy.
{17497}{17595}[SIR MIX-A-LOT'S|"BABY GOT BACK" PLAYS]
{17617}{17694}You can't just sit here|listening to classical music.
{17699}{17765}I could if you hadn't|shut off the stereo.
{17771}{17840}This isn't healthy.|You're living in the past.
{17846}{17896}I'm rich.|I can live whenever I want.
{17901}{17983}But we're your friends,|and we live here in the year 3000.
{17989}{18065}Now, are you gonna come|to the squid fight with us ...
{18071}{18147}... or sit here wallowing|in your prehistoric junk?
{18152}{18216}Junk?|Maybe you can't understand this ...
{18222}{18336}... but I finally found what I need|to be happy. Things, not friends.
{18342}{18370}I'm a thing.
{18375}{18425}Just leave me alone.
{18477}{18503}Fry, please!
{18509}{18529}[KNOCKING]
{18534}{18583}My ponytail's caught in the door.
{18589}{18618}I don't need them.
{18623}{18720}I have my antique videos|and my bucket of fossilized KFC ...
{18725}{18805}... and 50 million dollars|worth of anchovies.
{18881}{18932}Mercy me. What a day.
{18939}{19070}Could you shut the door, Edner dear?|I think I feel a draft coming on.
{19141}{19194}Holy crap! That bastard's itchy!
{19208}{19238}Walt! Cream soda!
{19243}{19318}Right away.|Larry, get your mother a cream soda.
{19324}{19351}But Mom said--
{19357}{19405}You heard me.
{19600}{19681}-What's wrong, Mommy?|-It's those damned anchovies!
{19687}{19740}That dirtbag Fry|must know their secret.
{19746}{19816}And I won't rest until I get|my hands on them.
{19827}{19901}No one messes with Mom.
{19906}{19965}[LAUGHING MANIACALLY]
{20132}{20164}Quiet, you!
{20267}{20340}As you know, one of the|cornerstones of my empire ...
{20345}{20400}... is Mom's Old Fashioned Robot Oil.
{20406}{20475}Think of it. Ten billion robots ...
{20480}{20562}... each one needing an oil change|every 3000 miles.
{20568}{20650}You don't have to do the math to know|that's a buttload of oil!
{20657}{20684}Can I wear your suit?
{20689}{20740}-No, Edner! Put that down!|-Oh.
{20752}{20803}What's oil have to do|with anchovies?
{20812}{20890}I'm getting to the freaking anchovies.
{20920}{20976}One drop of the anchovy's|natural oil ...
{20982}{21040}... would lubricate 1 0 robots|permanently.
{21045}{21081}It's a shame they're extinct.
{21086}{21145}No, it isn't! Shut your filthy clam!
{21154}{21194}Thank you, Walt.
{21202}{21256}If anyone ever got hold|of anchovy DNA ...
{21261}{21311}... they could stick|the oil-making gene ...
{21317}{21378}... in a bunch|of Third-World kids, and bam!
{21384}{21425}Cheap, effective robot oil.
{21430}{21496}Enough to put dear old Mom|out of business.
{21502}{21634}My God! This Mr. Fry must be|a mastermind of the highest order.
{21639}{21718}[THEME FROM SANFORD AND SON PLAYS]
{21754}{21800}MAN:|Esther, you ugly!
{21820}{21852}We have only one option.
{21857}{21968}We'll bankrupt Mr. Fry so he'll|have to sell the anchovies to us!
{21973}{22044}Mother, you are one clever old skag.
{22051}{22078}And don't you forget it.
{22086}{22138}But how do we get|Fry's money out of the bank?
{22145}{22208}That'll be easy,|thanks to the nice people ...
{22213}{22290}... at Mom's Old Fashioned|Video Surveillance Unit.
{22311}{22345}Remember your PIN number?
{22350}{22473}It's the price of a pizza and soda|where I used to work, Pinucci's Pizza.
{22519}{22574}It's the price of a pizza and soda--
{22582}{22656}-You know what needs to be done.|-What?
{22661}{22725}Get his PIN number, you idiots!
{22730}{22865}Now I'm off to some charity B.S.|for knocked-up teenage sluts.
{22892}{22925}[KNOCKING]
{22930}{23015}WALT: Mr. Fry, it's those three|plumbers you called for.
{23020}{23067}LARRY:|We're here to tighten your drains.
{23072}{23118}[SLAPPING]
{23171}{23199}I didn't order any--
{23204}{23260}Quick! Give him the tranquilizer!
{23325}{23380}That's a good boy.
{23504}{23541}Wake up, Mr. Fry.
{23551}{23585}Where am l?
{23590}{23676}You're in the good old year 2000,|working at Pinucci's Pizza.
{23681}{23725}You fell asleep on the job.
{23730}{23806}That sounds like me.|But I thought I got frozen.
{23812}{23849}Wasn't I in the future?
{23854}{23936}No. You only dreamed|you were in the year 3000.
{23941}{24042}So I'm really back?|That's exactly what I wanted, I guess.
{24047}{24100}-Who are you?|-I'm Mr. Pinucci.
{24105}{24184}You are? Did you grow a mustache|since last night?
{24200}{24325}No! Go work the currency register.|I think I hear a customer coming.
{24330}{24393}I said, I think I hear|a customer coming!
{24438}{24510}Oh, hurry. I want to get|back to the head museum.
{24516}{24563}Don't worry.|This won't take long.
{24569}{24685}Your motivation is you're back in 2000|and your head's still on your body ...
{24690}{24755}... and you want a cheese pizza.
{24821}{24926}I'm only doing this so people will|take my head seriously as an actress.
{24956}{24988}Hey, look. Anchovies.
{24993}{25065}Of course. They're not extinct yet.
{25071}{25168}And if you need more proof that|this is really 1 000 years ago ...
{25174}{25275}... well, here's contemporary actress,|Pamela Anderson.
{25305}{25343}Ooh.
{25356}{25430}Hello, Fry. Remember me from|Baywatch: The Movie?
{25435}{25458}Uh ...  .
{25463}{25546}It was the first movie to be shot|entirely in slow motion!
{25552}{25588}It hasn't been made yet.
{25593}{25673}-Then he doesn't know I won the Oscar?|-Nope.
{25679}{25784}Wait! You're Pamela Anderson!|Cool! What can I get you?
{25800}{25875}I'll have a cheese pizza|and a large ...  .
{25897}{25936}-Line!|-Soda!
{25942}{26030}Oh, right!|Cheese pizza and a large soda.
{26041}{26090}Cheese and a--
{26101}{26170}-That was quick.|-So, what do I owe you?
{26204}{26269}$1 0.77, same as my PIN number.
{26461}{26530}Hey, you don't get to laugh.
{26612}{26660}Thanks a billion!
{26684}{26760}More like 4.3 billion.
{26778}{26804}-Ow!|-Ow!
{27066}{27166}I had a nightmare. I was in the year|2000 and you guys never existed.
{27172}{27228}I'm so glad I'm awake now|and you're here.
{27234}{27273}So you care about us?
{27279}{27386}You only care about anchovies|and stuffy old songs about buttocks.
{27392}{27425}No, that's not true!
{27431}{27477}Goodbye!
{27482}{27526}Whee!
{27557}{27615}ANNOUNCER: This dream brought to you|by Lightspeed!
{27624}{27720}Bender! Leela! Don't leave me!
{27726}{27791}Wait a minute.|Buddy, what year is this?
{27800}{27846}Uh, 3000.
{27851}{27923}3000? Yes! I'm still in the future!
{27929}{27980}Life is wonderful!
{27985}{28038}What are you doing|with my stuff?
{28044}{28120}Check bounced.|We're taking it all back.
{28125}{28238}Oh, no. My ATM card!|My secret PIN number, 1 077.
{28256}{28296}I've got nothing left.
{28301}{28343}Except ...
{28414}{28496}You're Fry's relative. Do you know|how he got so crazy?
{28502}{28524}What?
{28529}{28656}They say madness runs in our family.|Some even call me mad.
{28662}{28688}And why?
{28693}{28781}Because I dared to dream|of my own race of atomic monsters!
{28787}{28858}Atomic supermen|with octagonal-shaped bodies ...
{28863}{28900}... that suck blood out of ...  .
{28906}{28961}Leela! Bender! I missed you so much.
{28967}{29004}You did? What happened?
{29009}{29088}I was robbed.|They got everything except these.
{29093}{29120}Who did?
{29125}{29160}Hello, Fry.
{29165}{29196}It's Mom!
{29201}{29278}I felt terrible when I heard|about your money troubles.
{29284}{29399}I thought I could help out a sweet,|young man by buying his anchovies.
{29404}{29460}Sorry, but they|aren't for sale.
{29465}{29516}What? Listen, you little bastard!
{29522}{29608}I control the robot-oil business!|I won't let you ruin me!
{29614}{29644}How much?
{29649}{29756}Put that checkbook away, because I've|discovered something more important.
{29762}{29848}My friends. And they aren't worth|even a penny to me.
{29854}{29918}That's why these anchovies|are going on a pizza ...
{29924}{29999}... so I can share the food I love|with the people I like.
{30004}{30085}Holy hell! You're going|to eat them?
{30091}{30195}Well, just make sure you eat them all.|You're a growing boy.
{30200}{30239}Toodle-loo!
{30244}{30310}-Dumb ass.|-What a nice lady!
{30447}{30480}Okay, my friends.
{30486}{30588}Get ready for the most delicious|extinct animal you've ever tasted.
{30593}{30648}I don't know. I've had cow.
{30740}{30773}Gross!
{30778}{30806}Mmm.
{30851}{30932}No one likes them at first.|They'll grow on you.
{30971}{31075}That stench! That heavenly stench!
{31142}{31171}More.
{31176}{31229}There's no more.|There never will be.
{31234}{31300}More! More!
{31305}{31365}More!
{32255}{32280}Subtitles by|SDI Media Group
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