{408}{487}BENDER SINGS:|Going through the car wash
{581}{662}Come on y'all and sing it with me|Car wash
{725}{754}Car wash, yeah
{1126}{1152}Ah!
{1275}{1306}Oh!
{1445}{1497}My Three Suns
{2124}{2182}I'm Elzar, welcome to the show.
{2188}{2306}You don 't have to drive to Neptune|for great Neptunian food.
{2312}{2395}We'll kick it up a notch|as I show you how to fricassee...
{2401}{2491}...a mouthwatering Neptunian slug.
{2497}{2592}While you grease the pan and|preheat your oven to 3500 degrees...
{2598}{2672}...separate the yolk from your|enhanced eggplant...
{2678}{2756}...and give it a blast|from your spice weasel. Bam!
{2778}{2809}FRY:|Hey, what you watching?
{2821}{2870}-Nothing.|-Is that a cooking show?
{2885}{2920}No, of course not.
{2925}{3016}It was porno. Yeah, that's it!
{3022}{3119}I didn't know you liked cooking.|That's so cute.
{3141}{3221}It's true.|I've been hiding it for so long.
{3227}{3317}-It's okay. I like cooking too.|-Pansy.
{3322}{3401}Your most important ingredient|is this baby...
{3407}{3442}... the Neptunian slug.
{3448}{3521}You can get it in a can.|But to do things right...
{3527}{3595}... you gotta strangle yourself|a fresh one.
{3600}{3636}[SLUG GURGLES]
{3641}{3740}This is why you always want to use|cast-iron cookware.
{3745}{3816}[SLUG GURGLES]
{3938}{3987}It has come to my attention ...
{3993}{4075}. . .that we're paying you|to loaf on the couch.
{4080}{4148}You call that a couch?|I demand a pillow!
{4154}{4210}If you want to continue|to earn a salary ...
{4215}{4295}... you gotta do more than watch|cooking shows all day.
{4333}{4450}-You're gonna be the ship's cook?|-We're gonna kick it up a notch. Bam!
{4455}{4562}I know you like cooking shows, but you|are a robot without a sense of taste.
{4568}{4675}I wouldn't talk about taste,|wearing a lime-green tank top.
{4680}{4700}Bam!
{4805}{4850}-This is Little Neptune?|-Yep.
{4856}{4960}This is the place to get|exotic, gourmet ingredients.
{4966}{5004}Among other things.
{5157}{5264}Come on, man, don't hold out|on me like this.
{5308}{5332}You want to buy organ?
{5338}{5390}Fresh. Ready for transplant.
{5395}{5430}What's this?
{5436}{5500}X-ray eye. See through anything.
{5505}{5565}Wait. This says "Z RAY. "
{5570}{5672}Z is better.|It is two more than X.
{5684}{5760}That would be an advantage.|Do you take cash?
{5765}{5865}Be more careful.|You're not in the 20th century.
{5870}{5942}-You don't know how things work.|-I'm not a kid.
{5948}{6020}I grew up in this city.|These are my people.
{6026}{6085}-What up?|-Word.
{6116}{6195}You guys sell every meat except human.
{6200}{6228}You want human?
{6250}{6281}What's this spice for?
{6287}{6387}Swamp root, makes you irresistible|to the opposite sex.
{6392}{6463}That's ridiculous.|I'll take two pounds.
{6573}{6637}I'm looking for fresh slug.
{6643}{6686}-Yellow or purple?|-Whatever!
{6692}{6745}Purple causes diarrhea.
{6750}{6796}Either one is fine.
{6802}{6865}Have you seen Fry?
{6873}{6985}I do have trouble breathing underwater|sometimes. I'll take the gills.
{6991}{7041}Yes, gills.
{7047}{7095}You don't need lungs anymore.
{7102}{7131}Can't imagine why I would.
{7137}{7213}I take lungs now.|Gills come next week.
{7312}{7342}Nurse!
{7348}{7379}Let's do it!
{7407}{7465}You may feel small pain.
{7618}{7645}Thank you.
{7680}{7765}What were you doing?|I said to stay away from them.
{7770}{7897}Did you ever stop to think|I might be happier with gills?
{7903}{7977}-Good news.|-I don't like the sound of that!
{7983}{8080}You'll be making a delivery|to the planet Trisol.
{8085}{8200}A mysterious world in the darkest|depths of the Forbidden Zone.
{8206}{8245}Thank you and good night!
{8251}{8333}Are we even allowed|in the Forbidden Zone?
{8339}{8396}Of course. It's just a name.
{8402}{8472}Like the Death Zone,|or the Zone of No Return.
{8478}{8567}All the zones have names like that|in the Galaxy of Terror.
{8573}{8645}-Professor--|-Off you go. Pleasant trip.
{8753}{8841}-Bender, how's dinner coming?|-Almost ready.
{8908}{9000}[BENDER HUMS]
{9028}{9090}Ah! Now for a dash of salt.
{9095}{9153}[BENDER HUMS]
{9296}{9382}This is Bender's first meal.|He's a bit sensitive.
{9388}{9422}Let's be supportive.
{9428}{9480}-All right!|FRY: Okay!
{9493}{9529}Oh, dear God!
{9577}{9642}That's the saltiest thing|I ever tasted.
{9648}{9699}I once ate a bowl of salt.
{9761}{9802}Is this salt water?
{9808}{9882}It's salt with water in it.
{9888}{9946}My vision's fading. I'm dying.
{9952}{10002}There was nothing wrong with it.
{10008}{10095}The salt level was 1 0o/o less|than a lethal dose.
{10101}{10148}I shouldn't have had seconds.
{10332}{10387}Here's the package to deliver.
{10393}{10445}For once in your life, be careful.
{10450}{10565}This is my first visit to the Galaxy|of Terror. I want it to be nice.
{10571}{10645}-Ow!|-Don't touch anything.
{10654}{10722}Go to the palace|and come right back.
{10728}{10817}I was delivering things|before you were born.
{10823}{10880}I think I know what I am doing.
{11079}{11124}[SMACKS LIPS]
{11130}{11211}Stupid slug.|I've never been so thirsty.
{11236}{11290}Come on, go down already.
{11313}{11341}Ah!
{11714}{11823}[PANTS]
{11840}{11888}Hello. Anybody home?
{12077}{12113}[SLURPS]
{12363}{12415}The royal bottle is empty.
{12420}{12465}You drank our emperor.
{12470}{12525}No! It wasn't me!
{12530}{12567}[BURPS]
{12628}{12710}You drank our emperor.|You assassinated him.
{12715}{12792}He looked so cool and refreshing.
{12798}{12830}I am sure he was.
{12835}{12910}But now he's gone|and your fate is sealed.
{12951}{13017}All hail the new emperor.
{13023}{13090}ALL:|Hail! Hail! Hail!
{13160}{13245}After I specifically asked you|not to touch anything. . .
{13251}{13348}. . .you drank strange blue liquid?|It could've been poisonous.
{13354}{13423}Chances were equally|good it was an emperor.
{13429}{13527}I am Merg, the high priest.|If I might interject?
{13533}{13605}-You might.|-I humbly advise. . .
{13610}{13661}. . .you choose a prime minister.
{13667}{13727}I suggest Gorgak,|the previous appointee.
{13733}{13815}I will be a forceful administrator.
{13821}{13898}I've thought|of becoming a prime minister.
{13907}{13981}-I gotta go with Bender.|-In your face, Gorgak.
{13987}{14112}That's it. As your captain,|I order you back to the ship.
{14118}{14212}Gee, I better check|with my prime minister.
{14218}{14262}Stay the course, pal.
{14268}{14331}A package came for you.
{14363}{14410}Hey, thanks.
{14470}{14520}This got here just in time.
{14588}{14632}This is your harem.
{14638}{14735}You may choose any of these maidens|to be your consort.
{14755}{14800}How about that one?
{14807}{14880}I didn't know you|were into that sort of thing.
{14885}{14957}On second thought,|I'll take that one.
{14963}{15014}I'm not here to pass judgment.
{15019}{15111}Does anyone else think it's odd|that a 25-year-old delivery boy. . .
{15117}{15216}. . .could kill the emperor|and be rewarded, not punished?
{15222}{15320}Don't beat around the bush.|We know who you mean.
{15326}{15358}Me, right?
{15365}{15461}Don't worry. These people seem|really mild-mannered.
{15467}{15570}They are mild.|You're soaking in one right now.
{15597}{15708}You touched me in ways|I've never been touched before.
{15720}{15755}Ah! There you are.
{15760}{15840}Time to prepare|for tomorrow's coronation.
{15846}{15932}A fancy-dress gala!|I'll wear my formal shell.
{15937}{16007}He'll be enthroned|with the setting of the three suns. . .
{16013}{16077}. . .when we enter our nocturnal phase.
{16083}{16142}Will there be a lot of speeches?
{16152}{16232}One. The absolutely flawless|recitation. . .
{16238}{16328}. . .from memory of the royal oath,|by you.
{16334}{16364}Will there be cake?
{16453}{16480}Hi.
{16520}{16555}There you go.
{16732}{16817}Get ready to laugh|till your sides leak. . .
{16823}{16907}. . .with our planet's foremost|political satirist. . .
{16913}{16945}. . .Flof.
{17026}{17107}What's up with people|from under the orange sun?
{17113}{17145}They're all:
{17150}{17203}[GUTTURAL SOUNDS]
{17251}{17340}But us guys from under the red sun,|we're like:
{17345}{17418}Oh. Oh. Oh.
{17423}{17461}Right? Am I right?
{17495}{17525}Yeah, he is right!
{17538}{17618}I have to talk to you.|You're in danger.
{17636}{17672}LEELA:|You see Emperor Plon here?
{17678}{17741}He met his end when|drunk by Emperor Strug.
{17747}{17791}And before he could even|wipe his mouth. . .
{17797}{17841}. . .Strug was drunk by Shwab.
{17847}{17887}-So?|-Look!
{17893}{17981}Do you know what the average|length of their reigns was?
{17987}{18057}-Eighty thousand years?|-No, one week.
{18063}{18152}I knew you wouldn't ask unless|it was really high or low.
{18158}{18247}Every emperor ascended to power|by assassinating the previous one.
{18253}{18300}And guess who's next?
{18367}{18427}My assassin will get his.
{18433}{18491}You're in tremendous danger!
{18497}{18557}Half of them were drunk|at their coronation.
{18563}{18634}I plan on having|a few brewskis myself.
{18640}{18681}No, they were assassinated.
{18687}{18771}You'll be killed|if you fail to recite the oath.
{18819}{18920}-I'll thumb through that later.|-That's so reckless.
{18926}{19055}-Don't you ever think ahead?|-If I did, I wouldn't be emperor.
{19060}{19117}I wouldn't be here in 3000.
{19123}{19200}Like the story of the grasshopper|and octopus.
{19206}{19297}All year the grasshopper kept|burying acorns for winter. . .
{19303}{19381}. . .while the octopus watched TV.
{19387}{19455}FRY: The winter came|and the grasshopper died.
{19460}{19550}The octopus ate his acorns|and got a race car.
{19556}{19598}Is any of this|getting through to you?
{19605}{19632}Oh, I give up!
{19638}{19717}This time|I won't be able to save you.
{19723}{19815}I told you 1 00 times|to stop treating me like a baby.
{19820}{19907}Go gather your nuts,|you nagging grasshopper.
{19913}{19981}That's it!|I'll never help you again!
{19987}{20058}If anyone except you needs me,|I'll be in the ship.
{20068}{20160}It's not like anyone's gonna drink me.
{20166}{20213}[SLURPING]
{20218}{20245}Quit it!
{20360}{20485}People of Trisol, it is my honor|to present your new emperor.
{20600}{20628}[CLEARS THROAT]
{20633}{20660}What up?
{20717}{20776}-Stick to the oath.|-Right.
{20782}{20875}I, Fry, who drank|Bont the Viscous. . .
{20881}{20922}. . .who drank Ungo the Moist. . .
{20928}{20995}. . .who guzzled Zorn the Stagnant. . .
{21000}{21062}. . .who slurped Hudge the Dewy. . .
{21068}{21140}. . .who had a soup|of Throm the Chunky. . .
{21146}{21245}. . .do solemnly swear|to rule with honor and. . .
{21250}{21316}. . .insanity. Integrity.
{21322}{21385}Congratulations, Your Highness.
{21391}{21477}I now present you|with your royal unisex robe.
{21483}{21545}Long live Fry the Solid.
{21657}{21785}The suns are setting. I can finally|switch to hard liquor.
{21833}{21853}Ah!
{22091}{22140}Check out the glowing freaks.
{22146}{22235}It's beautiful. Hey, what's that?
{22240}{22306}[GASPING]
{22311}{22397}The emperor Bont! He's still alive.
{22403}{22515}Of course I'm alive. Cut this|creep open and drain me out.
{22559}{22591}My tummy hurts.
{22707}{22765}They're running up the stairs!
{22771}{22815}Shut up, you!
{22955}{23051}MERG: Let us in! Fry must die|so that Bont may live.
{23056}{23081}What'll I do?
{23087}{23160}We gotta get the emperor out|before they kill you.
{23165}{23265}I'll spin you|in a high-speed centrifuge. . .
{23270}{23337}. . .separating out His Highness.
{23343}{23425}-Won't that crush my bones?|-The bones.
{23431}{23497}I always forget about the bones.
{23503}{23536}Sweat him out.
{23542}{23641}I refuse to be dripped out|through somebody's armpit.
{23647}{23722}I can vomit or urinate. How's that?
{23728}{23796}My favorite so far|is the bone-crushing.
{23802}{23885}-What about crying?|-That's a great idea!
{23891}{23926}That or the bone one.
{24011}{24090}Keep it up, men.|The veneer is starting to peel.
{24103}{24135}GORGAK:|Oh, dear.
{24196}{24265}I want to cry,|but I'm just too macho.
{24270}{24323}I'll make you cry, buddy.
{24338}{24445}You're a pimple on society's ass!|You'll never amount to anything!
{24450}{24507}I was emperor of a planet.
{24513}{24592}True. Here's a disturbing reminder:
{24598}{24712}Everyone you knew or loved|in the 20th century is dead.
{24718}{24760}These things happen.
{24766}{24836}Grab a Kleenex for this one:
{24842}{24950}There is no God, and your human|ideals are laughable!
{25012}{25080}Phew! That's a load off my mind.
{25085}{25155}Man, I guess it's harder than|I thought to make someone cry.
{25161}{25227}-You did your best.|-Up yours, bimbo.
{25287}{25383}We're in hot butter.|We should call Leela for help.
{25389}{25435}Cram it, lobster!
{25441}{25495}That is a good idea. I'll call her.
{25524}{25605}She's still mad|that I told her never to help me.
{25611}{25685}Leela is not the type|to hold a grudge.
{25800}{25830}[TELEPHONE RINGS]
{25835}{25925}OPERATOR: Collect call from:|BENDER: I won 't give my name to you.
{25930}{25955}I'll accept.
{25972}{26030}Fry needs help.
{26036}{26082}We don't like each other.
{26088}{26145}-I like you.|-You do?
{26150}{26192}Are you gonna help?
{26198}{26242}I don 't know why I should.
{26248}{26334}Wait, wait. What is it|you like best about me?
{26352}{26395}-Is she coming?|-I'm not sure.
{26400}{26505}But I do know she likes|my in-your-face attitude.
{26575}{26615}[GASPING]
{26698}{26725}What the hell is that?
{26730}{26781}It's the Juice-A-Matic 4000.
{26787}{26855}It'll strain my juices from you|and filter pulp:
{26860}{26915}Your shredded remains.
{26920}{26991}Why didn't I think of that?
{26997}{27115}This is the saddest day of my life.|And I still can't cry!
{27161}{27206}Wait. Here comes Leela!
{27438}{27503}They have her totally outnumbered!
{27509}{27622}She's risking her life for me|after the way I treated her?
{27635}{27705}I don't deserve this.|I feel terrible.
{27711}{27750}You do?
{27768}{27828}-Is she all right?|-I don't know.
{27834}{27917}Perhaps I'll look out this window.
{27923}{27990}Dear God! They're swarming all over.
{27996}{28025}No!
{28034}{28111}What are you talking about? She's--
{28117}{28175}They are strapping her to the juicer.
{28181}{28280}They're putting some ice cubes|in that glass under it.
{28315}{28343}This can't be happening.
{28349}{28450}It can. And for all you know, it is.
{28490}{28585}I'm sorry, Fry. She's dead.
{28591}{28702}[CRIES]
{28740}{28802}All she ever wanted to do was help me.
{28808}{28900}And I was too proud and stupid|to accept it.
{28905}{28957}I wish I had died instead of her.
{28963}{29018}LEELA:|What are you talking about?
{29052}{29112}-You're alive!|-Of course I am.
{29118}{29195}I said you were dead|so he'd cry out the emperor.
{29200}{29255}You wrecked it by surviving.
{29261}{29291}We only got two drops.
{29296}{29316}[THUMP ON DOOR]
{29321}{29345}What the--?
{29386}{29433}[EMPEROR LAUGHS]
{29438}{29485}It's only a matter of time.
{29490}{29541}I'll handle this.
{29618}{29726}I think I can get us out of this|if you're willing to let me help.
{29732}{29762}Thanks, Leela.
{29768}{29832}I'll take all the help|you'll give.
{29838}{29905}I know you want what's best for me.
{29957}{29977}Ow!
{29981}{30015}What's that for?
{30021}{30057}Come on!
{30063}{30107}-That hurt.|-I know.
{30113}{30155}Amy, get the bottle.
{30185}{30210}Ow!
{30248}{30336}-Now I understand.|-Come on, everybody help Fry.
{30348}{30385}[CRIES]
{30443}{30522}Thanks, everybody. I love you all.
{30528}{30561}You guys are true--
{30573}{30655}Cut it out, Bender.|That's a tender area.
{30662}{30760}-How we doing, Amy?|-We're 1 /1 0 of the way there.
{30765}{30793}[SOBS]
{30897}{30922}[PANTS]
{30927}{30980}Okay, it's your turn.
{31029}{31087}Wait a minute. Who are you?
{31093}{31172}I'm the emperor.|Thanks for crying me out.
{31200}{31228}You're welcome.
{31233}{31361}FRY: Oh! Ooh! Aw! Ow!
{31366}{31404}BENDER: Save some for me.
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